Are you drunk from eating sweet and sour cucumbers?How can God of Wealth be linked with muscle gain?
Qing Fu looked at him slowly: "You mean, please ask the general of the Underworld Thunder Department to strike you with lightning and send you to reincarnate?"
Shen Yi was damaged, and wanted to say more, Qing Fu had already stood up, and hung the mahogany sword wrapped in cloth on the sofa on his waist: "You sober up, I'll deliver the goods."
The Beihai Eye battle is serious, and the demand for talismans and fairy water has naturally risen sharply. Looking at the order volume, Qingfu always feels that it is not good. He said it was delivery, but in fact he went to see the situation.
There are many ways for Taoists to travel. As a big brother in the Nascent Soul Stage, Qing Fu put away the goods with the skills in his sleeves, and took a step forward. Just one step away, the scene in front of him changed instantly.
The last time I came to the North Sea, the sea water was still emerald green, but this time it was like a marsh without end. The hurricane rolled up the turbid black water, and black waterspouts could be seen everywhere on the sea.
System: [Woo, I'm afraid. 】
Painful, why can't he stay at home like Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnv, the profession of system is too unfree, and he can't leave the host even a single step.
Li Daochang got the news that Qingfu was coming to deliver the goods, and sent people to wait for it early. The several Daoist priests who were wounded and retired from the battlefield had no time to say hello. , Turn over the fairy water and pour it.
Qing Fu grabbed one of them: "Don't panic and go back to the battlefield, tell me, what's the situation now? Where's the Emperor?"
The Taoist priest scratched his limbs in vain a few times, and had no choice but to say: "Did you see it? The black water under your feet suddenly appeared last night or this morning. I was resting at the time. I heard from the seniors who came back from shifts that the sea water turned black. In an instant, it was as if hundreds of giant squids had made an appointment in the sea to spit out ink. Moreover, in addition to the sneaky crevasses that would crawl out of the past, in the fifth area—that is, the center of the North Sea Eye, A huge chasm opened, stretching for hundreds of miles. Fortunately, there is the incarnation of Emperor Fengdu sitting in command, otherwise the sudden change in this moment may collapse the prevention and control circle."
The Taoist pointed in the direction: "The Great Emperor is now under the chasm."
It sounds like the situation is quite critical. Qing Fu didn't delay him anymore, let go of the sword in his hand, turned into a stream of light and went straight to the direction pointed by the Taoist priest. He thought that the closer he was to the fifth district, the more he would be afflicted by the black wind. Moving forward, black tornadoes and ghosts are becoming less and less.
System: [Ding!warn!There is a large cosmic rift ahead, please repair it as soon as possible. 】
Ahead, a huge trench beyond sight stretched across the sea, the sea water plunged down from the crack, and the black waterfall made a roar that stretched for hundreds of miles.
Qing Fu didn't stop at all, turned his sword and jumped straight down, the scream of the system could be compared with the sound of the Baili Hanhai Waterfall.
The rift was surprisingly deep, and the wind that was blown by the fall was howling like a forest. Qingfu cast his gaze downwards, facing the wind, he could faintly see light leaking from the depths. As he got closer, Qingfu could also see the light clearly Where did it come from—
It is the Milky Way, and it is also the seabed.
Tang Gong once wrote "Inscription on Qingcao Lake in Longyang County", saying that "after getting drunk, I don't know the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams and presses down on the galaxy".After getting drunk, you can't tell if the stars in the sky are reflected in the water. When you're drunk, you feel like you're lying in a bright river of stars.
Qing Fu thought that the crack this time would be the same as before, a gigantic, dark opening, like the ferocious mouth of a giant beast.But it's not, the Milky Way is shining in the crack, and the sea of stars is thousands of miles away.
It's as if someone split a light on the wall of a small black house that has been locked for many years, and through the crack, you can see the world outside the house. In the vast universe, huge galaxies are slowly swirling with their silver star-like tails, Nebula, rose and champagne are intertwined, lavender purple and midnight blue shine.
System: [Ding!warn!The host is too close to the rift. To prevent being torn apart by the rift in the universe, please do not stick any part of the body out of the rift. 】
"Why would someone come to Beihai to commit suicide?"
The emperor's voice came from behind Qingfu with a hint of ridicule. At the same time, Qingfu also felt his arm being held, and pulled back forcefully away from the crack: "Stick to the crack?"
"..." After sticking to your mother, Qing Fu retracted his arm with a dark face, "I thought you were here to mend the gap, but I didn't expect you to enjoy the scenery."
The emperor raised his eyebrows—I don't know if he eats offerings every day, but recently his grimace has become more colorful: "Is there anything to reward, it's not like I don't have nothing at home."
In the past, only the gods could appreciate the galaxy and the universe, but now humans can borrow equipment and sit in their backyards to shoot cosmic documentaries.Open the video website and search all of them. There is really no need to stop shooting just to enjoy the scenery.
The emperor raised his chin at Qingfu to show his attention, and stretched out his hand to lean against the crack. The dead energy just rushed out, and before he could close the crack, the crack seemed to be stretched and expanded a few inches.
The emperor put away his hands: "Does it look like dumplings with too much stuffing?"
"..." Qing Fu looked at him coolly, "Are you the stuffed vegetable inside?"
After hurting others, Qing Fu also tried to reach out his spiritual energy to bridge the gap.
The rift is very face-saving and treats everyone equally. As soon as Ling Qi is released, the rift expands rapidly like a torn dumpling wrapper.
The emperor looked at Qingfu and stopped like an electric shock: "What are you?"
Qing Fu took a few deep breaths expressionlessly, and questioned the system: [What's going on here?How to make up? 】
The system made a panicked voice: [I, I just went to check!It is because the energy provided by the main system to restore our world has not yet arrived, and it will take a while. 】
The system was suffering, and he didn't know why the main system, which had never made any mistakes, had neglected it. It was impossible for him to scold his boss, so he had to talk about some insults that tried to escape the host's loss: [What, it's a good thing ah!Generally speaking, if the repair requires less energy, it will arrive quickly.The long waiting time shows that repairing the world requires a lot of energy. On the other hand, if our world is truly repaired and formed independently, the dimension will definitely not be lowered. 】
Qing Fu: [Yes, you didn't consider adding a few servers to the main system? 】
system:【……】
Qingfu has damaged the system, and his mood is not so beautiful. According to this meaning, wouldn't he continue to stare at this rift.
The emperor was quite relaxed. Because of the crack, the nearby sea retreated to both sides like Moses divided the sea, exposing a piece of seabed and land that had not seen the sun for a long time, and a whale skeleton nearly 30 meters long was also exposed. Become the best seat: "Before you came, I have already closed the small gaps that breed sneakiness. The rest of the sneakiness can be dealt with by the students of various sects. As for this gap, I observed it, as long as I don't touch it , it can still close slowly by itself. I just don’t know if the water in the North Sea is enough for it to close a leak.”
Qing Fu stood there for a while, wanting to go back, but also afraid that this system is unreliable, and the cosmic rift has to be so close before the alarm is issued, who knows if something will go wrong again after returning.
The Emperor spoke to Qing Fu in a friendly manner: "When humans were young, the elders seemed to comfort their children by saying that the dead would 'become stars in the sky'. Have you ever heard of this saying?"
Qing Fu's voice was blunt: "No."
The emperor didn't seem to be affected by Qingfu's attitude: "Then how did they tell you?"
"Tonight's rations have been settled." Qing Fu's tone seemed to be telling a horror story.
Great Emperor: "..."
The emperor's reaction pleased Qing Fu briefly, and he even took the initiative to ask: "What about you?"
In his world, the gods were also young, and the Jade Emperor was not born as the Jade Emperor, but the gods in this world seem to be born as gods. Of course, there are also people like Guan Shengdijun and Ciyou Bodhisattva who were canonized as gods by the emperor. mortal.
The emperor seemed to think about it seriously, and Wenyi said: "I came from the stars."
"..." Qing Fu raised his eyelids, "You who came from the stars?"
It just so happened that Nie Xiaoqian's news came through the system: [Brother, Brother, Si Ji asked me to ask if you still go home for dinner?Do you want to leave food for the emperor and the others? 】
Qing Fu found a less human fish bone and sat down expressionlessly: [No. 】
Nie Xiaoqian: [Hee hee, I returned so quickly, it seems that the battle is not serious anymore.Are you fighting side by side with the Great Emperor? 】
"..." Qing Fu looked at the emperor from the stars, and then at the crack under his feet: [...No. 】
Nie Xiaoqian: [?So what are you doing? 】
Qing Fu imitated the emperor's tone: 【Waiting for the wounds of the universe to heal. 】
Nie Xiaoqian: [? ? ? 】
·
Although the system is often unreliable, at least what you say is quite credible.In the evening, when the stars in the sky and the galaxy on the bottom of the sea became one, an invisible force hummed down, as if reinvigorating the broken dumpling skin instantly, and the two sides of the crack healed quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye, accompanied by What comes is the sea water merging at the same time.
Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu flew out almost at the same time, looked at each other for the first time, and regretted: Why didn't they become drowned chickens?
At this time, looking at the distance again, because of the bridging of the crack, the waterspout gradually subsided.Under the moonlight, there were still some scattered sneaks, fleeing around like frightened chickens, and were crushed and beaten by a bunch of people.
Qingfu's phone vibrated, and he took it out to see that it was the final payment that was agreed upon. Fortunately, he could also send WeChat messages in Beihai Eye. I don't know who took the lead, and how he broke the barrier between Beihai Eye and Yang Shi, and sent The Internet that modern people can't live without has brought here...
Qing Fu put away his phone and wanted to leave, but as soon as he turned around, Emperor Fengdu naturally leaned over.
"..." Qing Fu turned his head, almost sticking to Emperor Fengdu, his face turned black again, "What are you doing?"
If you dare to say stickers...
Emperor Fengdu said as a matter of course: "Go home."
Qing Fu: "? The underworld really closed down?"
…………
When Qing Fu and Emperor Fengdu arrived at the villa, it was already past meal time.
Si Ji was lying on the coffee table, listening to the news broadcast, and taking notes: "Listen, patriotic youth, what I'm talking about is just like me. But I think the word youth is not enough, it should be patriotic and angry youth! Added a hint of the color of the Republic of China?"
Meng Jiangnv sat beside him calmly, supervising and urging him: "It's been decades since the founding of the People's Republic of China, Si Ji. Among modern angry youths, at your age, there should be very few who are not college students..."
Si Ji: "..."
Qing Fu and Feng Du stood at the entrance, looking at the living room which was filled with various painting materials and fitness equipment in just half a day.
Nie Xiaoqian took a video with Grandma Si with her mobile phone, and Shen Yi held up his paintings one by one to show Grandma Si: "...Since we are holding an art exhibition with Xiao Nie, it is best if there is a fusion or collision in the style. Someone brought all the works I keep on hand, which ones do you want to pick?"
Grandma Si laughed until she couldn't see her eyes: "Oh, Xiao Nie is really my lucky star. The gallery was brought back to life by relying on her paintings, and now I have brought Teacher Shen for me."
Si Ji turned his head angrily: "That's also my credit, if I hadn't found my elder brother first!"
Shen Yi: "Are you listening to the news broadcast carefully? If you're just wasting time, go up and read the essay reading comprehension skills I've compiled for you. With Yisi and I tutoring you, you're going to get a T major. "
Si Ji let out a burst of ghostly cries and wolf howls, which attracted violent suppression from many real and fake parents such as Meng Jiangnv, Si NaiNai, Shen Yi, etc. For a while, the already messy living room was thrown into chaos.
Qing Fu: "..."
Emperor Fengdu praised: "What a big family with a breath of life."
Qing Fu: "Make you want to join it?"
Emperor Fengdu's face remained unchanged, and this time he took out a whole stack of transfer documents: "It makes me want to keep it forever."
Qing Fu: "...by death?"
Qing Fu looked at him slowly: "You mean, please ask the general of the Underworld Thunder Department to strike you with lightning and send you to reincarnate?"
Shen Yi was damaged, and wanted to say more, Qing Fu had already stood up, and hung the mahogany sword wrapped in cloth on the sofa on his waist: "You sober up, I'll deliver the goods."
The Beihai Eye battle is serious, and the demand for talismans and fairy water has naturally risen sharply. Looking at the order volume, Qingfu always feels that it is not good. He said it was delivery, but in fact he went to see the situation.
There are many ways for Taoists to travel. As a big brother in the Nascent Soul Stage, Qing Fu put away the goods with the skills in his sleeves, and took a step forward. Just one step away, the scene in front of him changed instantly.
The last time I came to the North Sea, the sea water was still emerald green, but this time it was like a marsh without end. The hurricane rolled up the turbid black water, and black waterspouts could be seen everywhere on the sea.
System: [Woo, I'm afraid. 】
Painful, why can't he stay at home like Nie Xiaoqian and Meng Jiangnv, the profession of system is too unfree, and he can't leave the host even a single step.
Li Daochang got the news that Qingfu was coming to deliver the goods, and sent people to wait for it early. The several Daoist priests who were wounded and retired from the battlefield had no time to say hello. , Turn over the fairy water and pour it.
Qing Fu grabbed one of them: "Don't panic and go back to the battlefield, tell me, what's the situation now? Where's the Emperor?"
The Taoist priest scratched his limbs in vain a few times, and had no choice but to say: "Did you see it? The black water under your feet suddenly appeared last night or this morning. I was resting at the time. I heard from the seniors who came back from shifts that the sea water turned black. In an instant, it was as if hundreds of giant squids had made an appointment in the sea to spit out ink. Moreover, in addition to the sneaky crevasses that would crawl out of the past, in the fifth area—that is, the center of the North Sea Eye, A huge chasm opened, stretching for hundreds of miles. Fortunately, there is the incarnation of Emperor Fengdu sitting in command, otherwise the sudden change in this moment may collapse the prevention and control circle."
The Taoist pointed in the direction: "The Great Emperor is now under the chasm."
It sounds like the situation is quite critical. Qing Fu didn't delay him anymore, let go of the sword in his hand, turned into a stream of light and went straight to the direction pointed by the Taoist priest. He thought that the closer he was to the fifth district, the more he would be afflicted by the black wind. Moving forward, black tornadoes and ghosts are becoming less and less.
System: [Ding!warn!There is a large cosmic rift ahead, please repair it as soon as possible. 】
Ahead, a huge trench beyond sight stretched across the sea, the sea water plunged down from the crack, and the black waterfall made a roar that stretched for hundreds of miles.
Qing Fu didn't stop at all, turned his sword and jumped straight down, the scream of the system could be compared with the sound of the Baili Hanhai Waterfall.
The rift was surprisingly deep, and the wind that was blown by the fall was howling like a forest. Qingfu cast his gaze downwards, facing the wind, he could faintly see light leaking from the depths. As he got closer, Qingfu could also see the light clearly Where did it come from—
It is the Milky Way, and it is also the seabed.
Tang Gong once wrote "Inscription on Qingcao Lake in Longyang County", saying that "after getting drunk, I don't know the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of clear dreams and presses down on the galaxy".After getting drunk, you can't tell if the stars in the sky are reflected in the water. When you're drunk, you feel like you're lying in a bright river of stars.
Qing Fu thought that the crack this time would be the same as before, a gigantic, dark opening, like the ferocious mouth of a giant beast.But it's not, the Milky Way is shining in the crack, and the sea of stars is thousands of miles away.
It's as if someone split a light on the wall of a small black house that has been locked for many years, and through the crack, you can see the world outside the house. In the vast universe, huge galaxies are slowly swirling with their silver star-like tails, Nebula, rose and champagne are intertwined, lavender purple and midnight blue shine.
System: [Ding!warn!The host is too close to the rift. To prevent being torn apart by the rift in the universe, please do not stick any part of the body out of the rift. 】
"Why would someone come to Beihai to commit suicide?"
The emperor's voice came from behind Qingfu with a hint of ridicule. At the same time, Qingfu also felt his arm being held, and pulled back forcefully away from the crack: "Stick to the crack?"
"..." After sticking to your mother, Qing Fu retracted his arm with a dark face, "I thought you were here to mend the gap, but I didn't expect you to enjoy the scenery."
The emperor raised his eyebrows—I don't know if he eats offerings every day, but recently his grimace has become more colorful: "Is there anything to reward, it's not like I don't have nothing at home."
In the past, only the gods could appreciate the galaxy and the universe, but now humans can borrow equipment and sit in their backyards to shoot cosmic documentaries.Open the video website and search all of them. There is really no need to stop shooting just to enjoy the scenery.
The emperor raised his chin at Qingfu to show his attention, and stretched out his hand to lean against the crack. The dead energy just rushed out, and before he could close the crack, the crack seemed to be stretched and expanded a few inches.
The emperor put away his hands: "Does it look like dumplings with too much stuffing?"
"..." Qing Fu looked at him coolly, "Are you the stuffed vegetable inside?"
After hurting others, Qing Fu also tried to reach out his spiritual energy to bridge the gap.
The rift is very face-saving and treats everyone equally. As soon as Ling Qi is released, the rift expands rapidly like a torn dumpling wrapper.
The emperor looked at Qingfu and stopped like an electric shock: "What are you?"
Qing Fu took a few deep breaths expressionlessly, and questioned the system: [What's going on here?How to make up? 】
The system made a panicked voice: [I, I just went to check!It is because the energy provided by the main system to restore our world has not yet arrived, and it will take a while. 】
The system was suffering, and he didn't know why the main system, which had never made any mistakes, had neglected it. It was impossible for him to scold his boss, so he had to talk about some insults that tried to escape the host's loss: [What, it's a good thing ah!Generally speaking, if the repair requires less energy, it will arrive quickly.The long waiting time shows that repairing the world requires a lot of energy. On the other hand, if our world is truly repaired and formed independently, the dimension will definitely not be lowered. 】
Qing Fu: [Yes, you didn't consider adding a few servers to the main system? 】
system:【……】
Qingfu has damaged the system, and his mood is not so beautiful. According to this meaning, wouldn't he continue to stare at this rift.
The emperor was quite relaxed. Because of the crack, the nearby sea retreated to both sides like Moses divided the sea, exposing a piece of seabed and land that had not seen the sun for a long time, and a whale skeleton nearly 30 meters long was also exposed. Become the best seat: "Before you came, I have already closed the small gaps that breed sneakiness. The rest of the sneakiness can be dealt with by the students of various sects. As for this gap, I observed it, as long as I don't touch it , it can still close slowly by itself. I just don’t know if the water in the North Sea is enough for it to close a leak.”
Qing Fu stood there for a while, wanting to go back, but also afraid that this system is unreliable, and the cosmic rift has to be so close before the alarm is issued, who knows if something will go wrong again after returning.
The Emperor spoke to Qing Fu in a friendly manner: "When humans were young, the elders seemed to comfort their children by saying that the dead would 'become stars in the sky'. Have you ever heard of this saying?"
Qing Fu's voice was blunt: "No."
The emperor didn't seem to be affected by Qingfu's attitude: "Then how did they tell you?"
"Tonight's rations have been settled." Qing Fu's tone seemed to be telling a horror story.
Great Emperor: "..."
The emperor's reaction pleased Qing Fu briefly, and he even took the initiative to ask: "What about you?"
In his world, the gods were also young, and the Jade Emperor was not born as the Jade Emperor, but the gods in this world seem to be born as gods. Of course, there are also people like Guan Shengdijun and Ciyou Bodhisattva who were canonized as gods by the emperor. mortal.
The emperor seemed to think about it seriously, and Wenyi said: "I came from the stars."
"..." Qing Fu raised his eyelids, "You who came from the stars?"
It just so happened that Nie Xiaoqian's news came through the system: [Brother, Brother, Si Ji asked me to ask if you still go home for dinner?Do you want to leave food for the emperor and the others? 】
Qing Fu found a less human fish bone and sat down expressionlessly: [No. 】
Nie Xiaoqian: [Hee hee, I returned so quickly, it seems that the battle is not serious anymore.Are you fighting side by side with the Great Emperor? 】
"..." Qing Fu looked at the emperor from the stars, and then at the crack under his feet: [...No. 】
Nie Xiaoqian: [?So what are you doing? 】
Qing Fu imitated the emperor's tone: 【Waiting for the wounds of the universe to heal. 】
Nie Xiaoqian: [? ? ? 】
·
Although the system is often unreliable, at least what you say is quite credible.In the evening, when the stars in the sky and the galaxy on the bottom of the sea became one, an invisible force hummed down, as if reinvigorating the broken dumpling skin instantly, and the two sides of the crack healed quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye, accompanied by What comes is the sea water merging at the same time.
Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu flew out almost at the same time, looked at each other for the first time, and regretted: Why didn't they become drowned chickens?
At this time, looking at the distance again, because of the bridging of the crack, the waterspout gradually subsided.Under the moonlight, there were still some scattered sneaks, fleeing around like frightened chickens, and were crushed and beaten by a bunch of people.
Qingfu's phone vibrated, and he took it out to see that it was the final payment that was agreed upon. Fortunately, he could also send WeChat messages in Beihai Eye. I don't know who took the lead, and how he broke the barrier between Beihai Eye and Yang Shi, and sent The Internet that modern people can't live without has brought here...
Qing Fu put away his phone and wanted to leave, but as soon as he turned around, Emperor Fengdu naturally leaned over.
"..." Qing Fu turned his head, almost sticking to Emperor Fengdu, his face turned black again, "What are you doing?"
If you dare to say stickers...
Emperor Fengdu said as a matter of course: "Go home."
Qing Fu: "? The underworld really closed down?"
…………
When Qing Fu and Emperor Fengdu arrived at the villa, it was already past meal time.
Si Ji was lying on the coffee table, listening to the news broadcast, and taking notes: "Listen, patriotic youth, what I'm talking about is just like me. But I think the word youth is not enough, it should be patriotic and angry youth! Added a hint of the color of the Republic of China?"
Meng Jiangnv sat beside him calmly, supervising and urging him: "It's been decades since the founding of the People's Republic of China, Si Ji. Among modern angry youths, at your age, there should be very few who are not college students..."
Si Ji: "..."
Qing Fu and Feng Du stood at the entrance, looking at the living room which was filled with various painting materials and fitness equipment in just half a day.
Nie Xiaoqian took a video with Grandma Si with her mobile phone, and Shen Yi held up his paintings one by one to show Grandma Si: "...Since we are holding an art exhibition with Xiao Nie, it is best if there is a fusion or collision in the style. Someone brought all the works I keep on hand, which ones do you want to pick?"
Grandma Si laughed until she couldn't see her eyes: "Oh, Xiao Nie is really my lucky star. The gallery was brought back to life by relying on her paintings, and now I have brought Teacher Shen for me."
Si Ji turned his head angrily: "That's also my credit, if I hadn't found my elder brother first!"
Shen Yi: "Are you listening to the news broadcast carefully? If you're just wasting time, go up and read the essay reading comprehension skills I've compiled for you. With Yisi and I tutoring you, you're going to get a T major. "
Si Ji let out a burst of ghostly cries and wolf howls, which attracted violent suppression from many real and fake parents such as Meng Jiangnv, Si NaiNai, Shen Yi, etc. For a while, the already messy living room was thrown into chaos.
Qing Fu: "..."
Emperor Fengdu praised: "What a big family with a breath of life."
Qing Fu: "Make you want to join it?"
Emperor Fengdu's face remained unchanged, and this time he took out a whole stack of transfer documents: "It makes me want to keep it forever."
Qing Fu: "...by death?"
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