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"..." The policeman looked at him speechlessly, thinking that he could be fooled by a poor mouth.

Qing Fu is actually struggling in his heart. Isn’t it easy to get out of trouble? There are a lot of regular mages lying among his WeChat friends. fishing

In contrast, Meng Jiangnu was quite unconceited: "Comrade, can I make a phone call? I think you think we are liars. Let me make a phone call to prove it."

What's the matter, can the alchemist still pull out a certificate? The police don't believe it, but they think, if they are really liars, they shouldn't take the initiative to fish their accomplices into the police station: "Then you fight, open a public release." .”

Just open it, as long as you have a thick skin, it's not me who is embarrassed.Meng Jiangnv directly dialed the mage who was in charge of contacting her about the donation, briefly explained the situation, and then fell silent for a while.

Although there is no sound, you can taste the other party's complicated mood at this time from the silence.

After a while, the person on the other side considered it carefully and said: "Well... here you can have a contact person as a guarantee for you, but if you can't do it again, let's take a serious test..."

The policeman came over and looked at it for a few times, as if he wanted to remember the phone number, his vigilant expression was mixed with doubts: Why is this man so loud? The last sentence sounds reasonable, but it is obviously unreasonable!First of all there is no guarantee.

Qing Fu was thinking, if he really had to take the exam, then he would introduce himself as a Gu Master next time he went out.

The other person hung up the phone and quickly contacted the person. The police had already begun to interrogate Qingfu and the others as a fraudulent gang that had been uncovered by accident. They received a call from above: "Ah...ah??"

It can be seen that the policeman's righteous and scientific expression gradually disintegrated, and after a while of suspicion, he slowly put down the phone.

Holding the key, he hesitated for a while, and stared at Fa Hai fiercely, as if trying to frighten him into revealing his true feelings.

Fa Hai, who has been telling the truth but no one believes it: "..."

Ms. Liu was still confused when she watched the police remove the handcuffs: "Why, didn't you say he is a fake monk?"

The police were at a loss for words for a while, and the above said that although they had to be released, they could not propagate feudal superstition, so they had to be released scientifically.But, how scientific is this, he hasn't digested it yet!

Meng Jiangnu became more proficient, and raised her mobile phone: "I'm sorry, Ms. Liu, I wonder if you have the habit of surfing a certain video platform? We are a small team on it. We make videos to encourage everyone to break superstition and believe in science. This is our actor. A small random test... I didn't expect to have such a result. It happened to collide with your personal affairs, resulting in this series of oolongs. Don't worry, there are comrades from the police to testify. I didn't save this video. I will not reveal your privacy, I apologize again!"

Meng Jiangnv also showed Ms. Liu the previous videos, and Ms. Liu took a look: "... Hey, you guys are quite popular after several million broadcasts!"

Ms. Liu's unhappy mood suddenly changed. It's a bit like when she was frustrated, she suddenly met a celebrity by chance and had an intersection with the celebrity. She even blamed her husband for why this happened, otherwise she might be beautiful. She is photogenic, and millions of people are watching her! !

The police bite the bullet: "...Yes...! But the impact of doing so is very bad, and criticism and education must be carried out. Ms. Liu, your awareness of fraud prevention is very good, and you must keep it. In addition, your video evidence is very clear. , Very complete, and we will investigate the source as soon as possible.”

In the name of apologizing, Meng Jiangnu gave Ms. Liu a copy of Nie Xiaoqian's original painting without a trace. After seeing the price of the original painting in the Weibo link, and the fact that the painting below is hard to find, and there are even comments from international friends asking for paintings across the country, Ms. Liu was in a daze for a while, with tears on her face, and the corners of her mouth parted.

What is this, even though the scumbag cheated, she won the lottery! !I exchanged contact information with Meng Jiangnv, and when I left the police station, Ms. Liu went out with a smirk...

"Brother, do you smell evil spirits? I haven't smelled anything." Walking out of the office, Nie Xiaoqian lowered her voice and asked Qingfu, "The perfume smell on this lady is too strong, I can only vaguely recognize that she is eating at noon. Had stinky tofu..."

Meng Jiangnv was on the phone next to her, and after allowing the video provided by Ms. Liu, Qingfu also called Yisi, asked if she could help to find the address of a WeChat account, and walked out.

Fa Hai raised his eyebrows, inexplicably showing a bit of grievance: "The monks don't tell lies. This can only mean that the monster may have come into contact with Ms. Liu by chance, so the evil spirit dissipated quickly. I met this monster on the street. Ms. Liu, she smelled the breath of a monster, so she wanted to follow her to see if she could meet the monster, but at the gate of the community, she was treated as a disciple, and after explaining it, she was treated as a liar..."

"Crackling-"

The sky is unpredictable, the sky was clear when we came here, but now it is overcast, Qingfu was thinking of calling a taxi with his mobile phone, and looking up casually, he saw a familiar figure standing not far away in the drizzle, holding an umbrella, The Xuanyi crimson robe fell to the ground, but it was not stained with any moisture. I wonder if he heard Fa Hai's voice, and Emperor Fengdu turned his head: "Come out?"

...Why does this sound so strange, Qingfu put down the phone expressionlessly, and looked at Emperor Fengdu for a while: "You are quite resistant to beating."

Emperor Fengdu walked over unhurriedly, his face was clean, without the panda eyes that Qingfu was expecting, he raised his eyebrows at Qingfu: "Is it appropriate to talk about domestic violence at the gate of the police station?"

"..." Qing Fu almost smashed his phone on Emperor Fengdu's face.

Emperor Fengdu didn't seem to know how suspicious he was, so he turned his umbrella over and said, "Let's go? The cars are all ready."

?Qing Fu frowned and looked towards the intersection, and saw a bus standing there that didn't comply with the traffic rules. Wuchang in white poked his head out from the driver's seat, honking the horn in high spirits: "Get on the bus! Get on the bus! Please be conscious coin."

Qing Fu: "..."

Pedestrians passing by turned a blind eye to the bus. Because of the rain, many people without umbrellas rushed straight at the bus, and then passed through the bus unscathed.

Obviously, this is a ghost bus.

Fa Hai was terrified, firstly because Emperor Fengdu actually held up an umbrella for Qingfu, even the old monk wondered if this was a love affair with a ghost, and was even more entangled in whether he should stop it angrily, or pretend he hadn't seen it, and secondly, This car: "Where is this... car going?"

Baiyi Wuchang: "Hee hee, of course it is a warm home."

Qing Fu: "..."

Really?With your great emperor as a ghost?Isn't it true that you are going straight to a warm job with a carload of talents?

…………

After all, the car sat, but Qing Fu lifted Bai Yiwuchang from the driver's seat and drove the car himself with magic.

In order to prevent someone from sitting next to him cheekily, Qing Fu sat directly on the driver's seat. Even so, there was an armrest in the way, and the emperor still walked around less than half a circle, and stopped next to him, leaning leisurely Talking on the railing: "I went to the Heavenly Court to confirm that there are indeed no new dragon mouths. Considering the nature of dragons, the Heavenly Court has recruited all the dragons to conduct a new dragon mouth census. It will take a while."

There are so many water systems in the world, sometimes even in a well that is a little older, there may be a house dragon in it who doesn't really want to make progress, and just finds a place to live in a small house and is employed.

The emperor paused for a while, seeing that Qingfu didn't reply: "Why did you ignore me? Could it be that I didn't accompany you to the police station just now, and you were angry. However, I am not going to heaven to ask Longkou, but also to do things for you. "

"..." Qing Ford looked back. There were thirty seats in the whole bus, and everyone gathered at the rear of the bus as if they had made an appointment. The first half was empty, with all empty seats.

Qing Fu touched the mahogany sword: "This passenger, please find an empty seat, please?"

Great Emperor: "Okay."

Oh you... Calm down, Qing Fu slowly exhaled the breath he had just sucked in.

·

Back at the villa, everyone gathered together to watch the video. Not to mention, Ms. Liu is really talented as an agent, or maybe it was lucky that the camera happened to capture her husband's online chat partner.

"...That's it?" Bai Yiwuchang glanced over his head, with a face full of disdain, and said very bitterly, "What kind of fairy am I? Ms. Liu's husband doesn't like to watch platform videos, but if you watch more Internet celebrities I will not treat this woman as Guanyin Bodhisattva."

I'm about to vomit, what a face, this woman is so shy - she dares to call herself Guanshiyin Bodhisattva! !I added a few layers of filters, and I'm wearing a cosplay suit bought for tens of dollars.

But to be honest, this woman's eyes are quite big, and the corners of her eyes are reddish, which is a bit pitiful, but I can't tell if it's because of the beauty camera... Besides, it's really beautiful, and it won't be so beautiful Ms. Liu's husband is so obsessed, I feel a little dazed.

"Could it be a monster?" Fa Hai stared at the screen tightly. He had been interrogated in the police station before, so he never had a chance to see this video.

Nie Xiaoqian thought: "I can't explain clearly, I think her facial features are a bit mixed."

Heiyi Wuchang said regretfully: "Then you may not be able to find her information in the book of life and death, it depends on the nationality."

Qingfu frowned and watched for a while, and then saw the fake Guanyin whispering a few words in the video, and Ms. Liu's husband acted like you are the only one who understands me best in the whole world, and you are my salvation.

Fake Avalokitesvara: "I know, you are the boss of the family, and the younger siblings are worthless, and they all rely on you. You have worked hard."

Ms. Liu's husband: "Woooo! Yes, but they still don't know how to be grateful. I can only find peace of mind from the Bodhisattva. You are my only destination. I want to take refuge in you as soon as possible..."

Qing Fu suddenly felt the clothes on his shoulders being pulled lightly, and turned his head.

Emperor Fengdu followed suit: "I know, you are the boss of the family, and the brothers and sisters who are worthless all rely on you. You have worked hard."

Say it quickly, say you want to take refuge.Emperor Fengdu silently conveyed his expectation with his eyes.

Qing Fu: "...Oh, get lost."