The Taoist priest made a sand sculpture line in the abuse of the text

In view of the unpleasant illusions he had experienced twice before and after, Qing Fu gave Xi Liang a heavy blow. Before leaving, Xi Liang was still gasping for air, and asked, "I'm enlightened, can you let me act in the name of the crew?" If you donate a golden body, you can donate it to Lord Yan, okay?"

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, who knows if there will be hell in the future, he wants to make a scene, it is really too twists and turns.

Meng Jiangnu said happily, "Yes, you mean to donate Buddha statues?"

Xi Liang was surprised: "? Lord Yama is not Taoist. How can I donate Buddha statues? I always feel that monks have a negative impact on marriage..."

"..." Meng Jiangnu slowly put down her pen, "Then what do you mean enlightenment? The vocabulary passed down, after the fusion of Buddhism and Taoism, Buddhism has it, and Taoism also has it.”

Xi Liang: "Is that so? Where can Lord Yan take care of the red line?"

He still remembers that when they first met, he said that if Zhao Caishen could take care of fitness, he would beg Lord Yan to lead him a red thread.Since it is true that Zhao God of Wealth gains muscle, Lord Yan might also have an unknown deputy! !

Meng Jiangnu: "...It doesn't matter which side, what are you thinking?? Are you donating for the crew, or donating yourself!"

Xi Liang muttered: "Can I donate both?"

"Of course not," Meng Jiangnu showed Xi Liang the list, "So many people in your production crew have signed up for the list, and you should give others a chance. I think you are seriously impetuous, why don't you donate the golden body of Taiqing Daode Tianzun, Teach you to be calm."

Xi Liang: "..."

It's not that he doesn't want to, but does he deserve it?He is an impetuous person who wants to make a lot of money...

"Then can you tell me, does Qingfu have any preferences?" Xi Liang thought, building a good relationship, in case the Taoist God despises him as a vulgar and philistine, he will find Qingfu to hug his thigh, "—except money .”

I really can't give it anymore. His crew still has follow-up investment and publicity.

Meng Jiangnv thought for a while: "Conditioner..."

Xi Liang: "...Huh??"

…………

At the beginning of the heavy rain, Xi Liang's partner and manager suddenly received a call from Xi Liang: "Crooked? ... Oh, I want to accept an endorsement, why are you suddenly short of money? Let me see, how many companies are there recently?" Jewelry... what?? You want to endorse hair conditioner??"

Why, the partner suddenly took the phone away from his ear, stared at the phone number for a while, that's right, someone stole Xi Liang's phone, imitated Xi Liang's voice, and gave him such a nasty phone call. joke!

Xi Liang squeezed the bottle of girly, pink matte conditioner that Kobayashi gave him like a hot potato: "Anyway, you just need to get in touch, as for the brand I just told you, other flavors are fine. No answer, only endorsement of mint watermelon flavor... No!!! Didn’t have a girlfriend!!!!!! Don’t fucking say such horrible things!!!”

·

After the war, returning to the villa always feels like a world away.

Nie Xiaoqian even warmly hugged Black and White Wuchang who was making the sound of hungry locusts at the table, and Bai Yiwuchang turned pale with fright: "You...I...I haven't done anything wrong recently, have I?"

Apart from being a little noisy, a little lazy, and eating a little too much, I don't like to bring money home.

Qing Fu bypassed Brother Locust and walked into the backyard with a bottle of red wine. Emperor Fengdu really did not know where he got an out-of-season watermelon, cut open the red flesh, it looked extra crispy and delicious.

Qing Fu put the wine glass on the table: "Let's talk."

"..." Emperor Fengdu unconsciously rolled the stones on the table, interrupting as if procrastinating for time, "I still think it's a pity that these stones are not useful, otherwise you go to the bedroom—"

Qing Fu suddenly approached him, grabbed the stone that Emperor Fengdu was playing with, and waved it threateningly in front of his eyes: "Do you want to eat it? I'll feed you."

"..." Emperor Fengdu paused for a while, gave up and seemed to have no choice but to slump his shoulders, and leaned back, "How much do you know?"

"I made a rough guess." Qing Fu stood up straight, and said while thinking, "I saw the memory of Emperor Ziwei in the illusion when he was not as tall as my legs."

"..." Emperor Fengdu's eyes showed a trace of almost indiscernible annoyance.

Qing Fu: "Theoretically speaking, there are four princes under the Jade Emperor to share the responsibility of governing him. These four princes should be about the same age as the Jade Emperor, and the relationship between them should be closer. But Emperor Ziwei But he looks like a child, and there are no other three emperors around him, I want to ask..."

Qing Fu stared at Emperor Fengdu: "The reason why Yuanshi Tianzun used the Hunyuan Pearl to tear your soul is because your soul is special and too powerful to be tolerated by the world. If you want to grow up, it will definitely shatter this world."

Emperor Fengdu seemed to have discussed this issue with anyone for a long time, or it seemed that he had never discussed this issue with anyone. He leaned on the rattan chair and was lost in thought for a while: "...Yes, that is the solution I discussed with them. This is the best way to preserve this world. The method is indeed true, after tearing apart the soul, my Dharma Body can continue to grow, and is no longer limited to the appearance of a child."

However, he swallowed some words and went back without saying them.

Different from the incarnation, the consequences of tearing apart the soul are not limited to the pain that screams all the time, but also the damage to the soul. After all, the two halves of the damaged soul cannot be as complete as before.

"..." Qingfu had already thought of it. For some reason, he suddenly thought, thousands of years ago, when he was frustrated by his inability to break through, there was another person, in another world, who voluntarily gave up his life for the common people. Every inch of opportunity.

...It's so miserable that each has its own characteristics.

"It's not..." Emperor Fengdu seemed to think that this matter was very natural and normal. Even if he was a little troubled, it was only because Qingfu seemed to have seen his embarrassment when he was young and immature. Seeing Qingfu frown, he hesitated , struggling to organize the language to appease, "Those who can do more work."

It seems that he doesn't like to see people frowning by nature, so he changed the subject in Bai Yiwuchang's tone: "Didn't you still ask me why I haven't seen the correction documents recently. In fact, I left it to me in Ziwei Palace to take care of it! From you From now on, I can clearly feel that the shackles imposed on me are gradually lessening."

Qing Fu recalled the first few tit-for-tat confrontations, when Emperor Fengdu always benefited from something, he looked confused, so it was because of this.

Emperor Fengdu glanced at Qingfu indiscriminately, saw that Qingfu's brows were slightly stretched, and his expression seemed to be much more relaxed, and the expression of his usual idleness reappeared on his cheeks: "When I hit An Tianlong, I forced Ziwei to descend and merge with him." Divine soul, if I can't control it well, it will damage this world, I plan to drag that ugly thing and leave this world together. I still want to thank the big brother for crossing the catastrophe quickly and raising the ceiling so that tall people can have it. A chance to breathe."

Seeing Qingfu's sudden look, he shook his head and said, "I don't ask you how you did it, and I don't care about any secrets. Anyway, Ziwei and I have merged, which is a good thing." He paused , the face was full of interest again, as if he was not the one who said that he was ready to leave this world with the enemy just now, "It's all a relationship that you have confessed to, so you don't have any fine print?"

"..." Qing Fu stared at him for a while.

To put it so lightly, although he can't empathize with Emperor Fengdu's sense of belonging to this world, he would rather endure the suffering of his soul for so long than step through the void to find another home. It is also enough to love home.

It is not a good thing for people to be too attached to old love, especially for immortal ghosts and gods.

Emperor Fengdu stuffed watermelon into Qingfu's hand: "Touch one?"

Qing Fu: "...Aren't you childish, are you still young?" With such a sarcasm in his mouth, when Emperor Fengdu approached the watermelon, he didn't dodge it.

As a person who has come along the way, he can probably understand Emperor Fengdu's thoughts.

The pain of these years is self-knowledgeable.He has never been frustrated by this, and he does not want to make people feel uncomfortable.

Probably the other party is also like this.

·

A few days after the turmoil ended, those "lucky ones" who were picked by An Tianlong also went home in disgrace. They were interviewed collectively and said that they should not leak information about feudal superstition, and they would be accompanied by policemen when they returned home. I explained to my wife and children that I did not really cheat these days, but cooperated with the police to arrest the cult and the donation was recovered in time by Yisi.

Topic: Why hasn't the clip been uploaded after the live broadcast of "Crossing the Fart"? ?

Content: Xiaomeng explained that it rained too much on the day of recording the video, and was struck by lightning again, so all the material was gone.I don't believe it, I think it was banned! !Because the police are there!

1L: To be honest, I have always had a mentality. The more I say it is fake, the more I think it is true. Now it is banned. Is this not true enough?

2L: ? ? ? ?Please record the screen that day, is there no netizen to record the screen?I fell asleep and didn't catch up with the live broadcast. Can you make up a lesson with me?

3L: It’s hard to describe it in words. In short, it was Xiaomeng who promoted the supernatural film "Ghost Boy", and in the end produced the special effect of Crusu. Xi Liang had to explain again and again that their "Ghost Boy" is an authentic ghost film. Absolutely does not contain elements such as octopus and squid...

4L: Is this called propaganda?Needless to say, I think it is true.In other words, if it is done like this, there will always be one or two voices among the extras, isn't there any news leaked?

5L: No, you all should be more scientific. After watching Xiaomeng’s live broadcast for a long time, have you made no progress?I watched the live broadcast at the time, and it was probably banned because it was related to a cult. Of course, those who recorded the screen could not broadcast it, and the platform was also afraid of getting into trouble!This aspect of management is one size fits all.In addition, if you ask for a second-hand Shiba Inu butt, Xiaomeng’s link is all sold out... It’s poisonous, right? Do humans like Shiba Inu’s fart that much these days? !This Shiba Inu is also evil! !You are not afraid anymore! ! ?