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Uh-huh?There seems to be gossip!Many students and parents couldn't help but turn their heads back, and they had the intention of staying on the sidelines to watch, anyway, the college entrance examination was over.

"..." Qing Fu was speechless, and only replied without saying a word. It was unlikely that he would go back in the short term, so he hung up the phone.

The system is very active: [Don't be afraid, host!The moment you crossed over, I have already eliminated the sense of disobedience for you according to the procedure. Even if you face your family, no one will doubt your identity. 】

Qing Fu hadn't figured out how to face the original owner's family, so he said: 【No, how old are you? Do you want me to call a young man in his 80s or [-]s "Grandpa"? 】

A young man in his 80s... The system was silent.

Si Ji looked puzzled, seeing Qingfu got into the car as if nothing happened, and quickly caught up: "No, brother, isn't your Qin family a family of heavenly masters? Mr. Qin should know your situation best! Others even Why did he misunderstand you too??"

"..." Qing Fu was even more puzzled, "Why do you have such an idea?"

Si Ji even scratched his messy hair when he was doing the questions, revealing a daze: "But, but, when I was helping me to see things, I asked you why you were broken by Mr. Qin when you were so talented... "

Si Ji's happiness reached his heart, and his voice choked: What else could be the reason!It turns out that old man Qin didn't know that my elder brother had entered the business of catching ghosts. When it was revealed that he had crashed a car, old man Qin believed it was true, but my elder brother endured it so hard. He insisted on not telling the truth, perhaps because he was afraid that old man Qin would know that he was actually Is it because of being haunted by ghosts, being afraid, or even implicated...

Woohoo!I feel sorry for my brother! !

Qing Fu watched as Si Ji's eyes turned red, tears streaming down silently: "...?"

Is this kid stupid for taking the college entrance examination?

…………

On the way home, the unrelated family members were still busy scrolling through Weibo, more concerned than Qingfu, the person involved.

Shen Yi and Yisi offered to ask if they should stand up and clarify, but they were stopped by Meng Jiangnu who was the most nervous at the beginning: "Come on, how do you explain, did you say that the eldest brother was possessed by a ghost at the beginning, or did you lie about it? Nothing."

Meng Jiangnu smiled lightly: "I almost forgot how mature the audience is..."

When it first broke out, there were still some netizens who had never watched the live broadcast, Ren Yun Yiyun. When they wanted to pick up Qingfu with the mentality of eating melons, everyone was confused:

[?That's it, is there anyone who can make up a lesson with me? According to the news, Qingfu seems to have hired someone to drive a car to hit this heavy dish, right?Why is Shen Yi always waiting for an opportunity to make a guest appearance in his video? ? 】

[Uh, it's a little embarrassing, is the revelation true?Is it true? I want to ask, what kind of mentality does Shen Yi have, and he still cooks for the person who hired a car to hit him every day? 】

[A friend was at the scene. Today, when he was picking up his child for the college entrance examination, he saw Shen Yi and Qing Fu sending them into the examination room together. I wondered if this revelation was probably false.]

[Passers-by feel really fucking confused]

[Yeah, as a cp fan, I have to stand up and say a few words. The person who broke the news also said that my elder brother is reluctant to let go of Gu Feng, and I can't ask for it. It's unnecessary. My elder brother has already found his other half. Good intentions, but Mr. Gu doesn't seem to be as tall as his elder brother's incumbent... Mr. Gu is not as tall as Mr. Shen now! ! ! 】

The topic suddenly changed here:

[Yeah, I said before that Gu Feng wanted to block Xiaomeng’s channel, plus he canceled his engagement with Mr. Shen. I used to think it was a love triangle, but now I suspect it’s a love triangle. It’s probably Gu Feng→Shen Yi→ Big Brother→The current status is like this]

【You can't tell either!After all, among these four people, only Mr. Gu is the one who is relatively smaller...Wen Ruo, there are still many CPs that can be formed on the side of Shen Yi, the elder brother, and the incumbent, and, don't forget, there are also Si Ji and Yi Si nah! 】

[? ? ?You tear down cp!Reverse cp, is this what was originally discussed?I’m here. It’s like this. In fact, I think there is another explanation for this contradictory phenomenon. Anyone who has watched Xiaomeng’s live broadcast knows that it has always been a mystery whether Xiaomeng is scientific or not. I seriously doubt it. Maybe it was during the car crash that the eldest brother was possessed by a ghost]

[1. Although I have never been believed, I really want to say that Xiao Nie's original print, big brother's talisman and old monk's scriptures are three unique!I have pushed the link to two or three colleagues who are as light as I am. After trying it out, they all said that the effect is very good, and they have never encountered such things as ghosts hitting the wall when they go home from night shift, and ghosts pressing the bed at night. 】

[Uh, I think this can also be explained scientifically. I personally think that you and your colleagues are more sensitive and suspicious.The ghost hitting the wall may be due to the fact that it is too dark, coupled with the visual illusion produced by the local terrain, similar to the strange slope attractions in various places.There has long been a scientific explanation for the ghost press, because when you wake up during the rapid eye movement period, your muscle tone is very low, so you can't move, just turn your eyes on the bed for a while.This is called sleep paralysis, a sleep disorder]

[Oh, I know this question!Let me continue to answer: I guess what kind of paintings and talismans I bought brought psychological comfort. I slept well and woke up naturally after sleeping, so there was no ghost pressing the bed. 】

[Yes, this is called the placebo effect, also known as the non-specific effect or the subject's expectation effect.As for the ghost hitting the wall, why don't you go to the street that your colleague mentioned to observe again, maybe there are some more decorations or small advertisements that destroy the optical illusion. 】

Shen Yi thought for a while: "..."

It seemed that there was no room for them to appear, and everyone's focus suddenly returned to the debate on whether Xiaomeng was scientific or not.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and there was only one person who might not be satisfied, and that was Mr. Qin who was far away.

When Qingfu's phone vibrated, he never expected that old man Qin would make a second call so quickly, and when he answered, the old man yelled wildly: "What the hell?!! Why are there so many men in the comments?? Who do you like? Who do you want? With whom?!!!"

Qing Fu: "..."

Who is so active in teaching the elderly to get in touch with the world of young people.

Mr. Qin still has doubts: "And that Si Ji! How did you do in the exam? Did you get an estimate? Can you get into 985 and 211?"

Si Ji: "...??"

Why does he still exist here?

·

Thank you, Mr. Qin, for your reminder. The first time you got home, Shen Yi and Yisi overwhelmed Si Ji to estimate the score.

According to the score line estimates of previous years, it is estimated that Shen Yi’s original goal of T-big tail can be hung, and Shen Yi and Yisi Devil’s Feeding Duck are not in vain, but Si Ji is also desperate enough. There are several times in the early morning Qingfu saw Si Ji sprawled Before the test paper, I got psychological nausea and cried while holding the trash can.

Based on this, Qing Ford approved a sum of money to allow Si Ji to dye his hair.

In the second half of high school, Si Ji was reviewing with a mushroom head on his head, and suddenly dyed his red hair back. He wept in the barber shop on the spot, which shocked the hair stylist, and even wondered whether Si Ji had encountered some criminal threats. , tears are tears of despair before being forced to go astray...

Si Ji: "No!! I was so cool before!"

"..." The hair stylist looked down at Si Ji's bloated school uniform, with disbelief written all over his face, "Okay..."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whom the system dubbed as weeping bag Gong."

His red hair is back, but it still loses value as soon as he sits in the driver's seat of the van.Si Ji didn't understand why Qingfu and Emperor Fengdu were so close to each other in the blink of an eye, why he was required to drive, so he asked while wiping away his tears.

Qing Fu said impatiently: "Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of raising you."

Si Ji: "This point of view is wrong. Like this, it is a sunk cost..."

Qing Fu looked at Si Ji with the eyes of "I'll sink you again".

Si Ji: "...But even if Big Brother doesn't mention it, I will take the initiative to ask the officer to return to his post! I just like to drive Big Brother... So can Big Brother change me to a fancy car?"

This is fine, but Qing Fu said: "Cars with many seats are generally not very attractive." He thought for a while, "Or do you want to drive an extended Lincoln?"

The Qin family's background is rooted in Hongmiaozheng, and they have never been involved in these things.Even if Qin Fu's second brother went into business, he did it steadily. He never liked to buy luxury cars or mansions. He was satisfied with two points and one line in the office and old courtyard every day.

It was rare for him to think about it. Shen Yi specially bought a lot of vegetables and prepared to cook with Si Ji, so that the pigs present could have a good appetite. At this time, he also thought about it and asked: "In recent years, Lincoln is still used by people who celebrate weddings. Many. If you really want to change, Chevrolet, Hummer, and Bentley have many extended models. I have a friend who is abroad, and I can help you contact the original manufacturer—”

"No, no, no," Si Ji's emotions fluctuated, and now he wiped away his tears and became inexplicably complacent. He raised his chin and said, "This one I want is more popular, and it's a no-cost deal."

"?" Yisi glanced at Si Ji strangely.

Si Ji smiled and rubbed his hands: "Is the ghost car okay? There aren't many urban legends about that kind of ghost bus. I just want to make one like that." Afraid that Qingfu would not agree, Si Ji said quickly again, "We are also famous, what if someone follows the car in the future? The ghost car is not afraid of being followed, no living person can see it."

Qing Fu: "..."

Although it has been almost a year since he came to modern times, he still can't understand the thinking of these modern people: "Why do you drive a car in the underworld by a living person? You are not afraid of losing your life."

"Will it?" Si Ji scratched his head, "But I live under the same roof with a group of ghosts every day! It's going to be early, isn't it, locust?"

Hei Hei Wu Chang was drooling while staring at the vegetables still in the plastic bag, and when he heard Si Ji's question, he nodded vaguely: "Well, well... It seems that we often ride cars, especially the emperor. This, in fact, is not without As a special case, most of the urban legends you have in Shanghai are driving illegally, without the approval of our underworld, and there are also a small number of them who can help pick up the first seven ghosts returning home. This is a regular vehicle, with a license plate..."

Qing Fu: "......??"

What, really? ? ?

Wuchang in black secretly consulted Emperor Fengdu with his eyes, wiped his saliva and said, "If you really want it, you don't need to find someone to break it. Let's go directly to the illegal ghost car operation point and wait for a wave. Pick a sturdy one that looks like you. If you like it, we will recruit it."

Si Ji was overjoyed: "Then what if my life is shortened?"

Emperor Fengdu looked at him benevolently, and comforted him with the tone of family members taking care of each other: "That's great, come directly to work here, and you can continue to be your elder brother's driver after death."

Si Ji: "..."