After offending the demon king, I became his white moonlight

Pink Tuanzi glared at Ji Yuanxi, and replied angrily: "You don't care about beautiful women!"

"..." Ji Yuanxi had no choice but to say, "Then is your brother coming up?"

"You wait, my brother will come to teach you a lesson right away, he is different from me, he must not be afraid!"

"Then I'll wait, remember to come, don't make me wait too long." Ji Yuanxi said in a very unbeatable tone.

"Wait! Wait! Wait!" Pink Tuanzi tried to jump up three times like Super Mario pushing a brick, and then left in a huff.

Ji Yuanxi closed the window and waited for the next person to arrive.

It seems that the two brothers and sisters did not come together. After a stick of incense time, there was no movement from the window again.

Just like when he smashed open the window just now, a pink dumpling rushed in, but Ji Yuanxi could clearly tell that the dumpling this time was a boy.

As soon as the pink boy group came in, they shouted: "Ugly thing, you dare to bully my sister!"

Ji Yuanxi praised him sincerely: "It's very good, you can actually say a complete sentence."

"Of course, I'm fully prepared!" The pink boy got up from the ground triumphantly.

"What preparation is so powerful, can you show me?"

"Here, this is it. It's powerful. It prevents all odors from being inhaled!"

The pink boy group was even more proud when they heard the praise, and took off the pacifier dangling from his mouth, and proudly spread it on his hand to show off to Ji Yuanxi.

Then he twitched his nose, rolled his eyes the next second, and fell backwards.

Ji Yuanxi easily and effortlessly tied up the pink boy group.

After waiting for a while, the pink boy who had passed out woke up slowly. His first thought after waking up was that it would be better to pass out after waking up.

He only felt that in the whole room, there was an indescribable strong pungent smell that he didn't know how to describe in words, mixed with a trace of sour breath, which directly penetrated into the nasal cavity, and then went straight down the nasal cavity. Rushing to the forehead, slapping his Tianling cover mercilessly and indifferently.

He looked at Ji Yuanxi with an indescribable look: "I lost!"

"Admit defeat before fighting?"

"... You won. If you insist on fighting, you can just unilaterally knock me out!"

?Never heard such a strange request.

Ji Yuanxi put the things cooked in the pot into bowls, and then his eyes when he saw the pink boy group became even more indescribable.

"You actually plan to eat shit!???"

"?" Ji Yuanxi took the bowl in front of him, "How do you talk?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What is this! How did you do it! How did you think of using this kind of thing to deal with us!"

"I didn't intend to use this against you, I just waited for you to be a little bored, and cook something to fill your stomach." Ji Yuanxi raised the bowl a little higher, and the pink boy group struggled even harder, and the whole person was shocked It was full of rejections, "It's called snail powder, it's delicious, would you like to try it?"

"Help, ah, ah, I don't want to die yet!!!"

"It's really delicious, try it."

"Get away, please, please, please!!!"

"Come on and try it?"

"Help ahhhhhh!!!"

He wanted to escape, but no matter what, he couldn't escape.jpg.

"Ji..." As soon as Gu Yan came over, he only called out a word, and the whole person fell into silence instantly.

There was a rare moment of blankness in Gu Yan's mind, which was something he had never experienced in the years since his birth.

Frowning between his brows, Gu Yan directly used spells to distort the things Ji Yuanxi was holding in his hand, turned his head slightly, and also removed the pot that was placed aside.

Then he broke away from the silence, and his tone was filled with the danger of an imminent explosion: "Ji Yuanxi, what are you doing?"

"Cook snail noodles and eat it." Ji Yuanxi looked at his empty hands and said humbly, "Why did you take my supper away?"

Stared at by those beautiful pupils who were wronged, Gu Yan calmed down for a moment, then teleported away - he had to be alone.

The pink boy group waited for a long time before recovering, tears almost came out, "You ugly thing, it's okay to be ugly, why do you have so many tricks, you almost killed me just now!"

"It's not that scary, is it?" Ji Yuanxi said deeply, "There are many people who like snail and lion fans, you can't say that."

"What kind of snail powder, I've never heard of it!"

Well, I know there is no such thing as snail powder in the world in your book, Ji Yuanxi thinks so.

Then he said: "If you like him, go after him, there is no need to trouble me, um, but this beauty you like seems to have been pissed off by me just now..."

When Gu Yan was mentioned, a thin blush suddenly covered the face of the pink boy group, "That ugly bastard, you, you... can you call him back? I think... I want to have a fight with him... Cough... I'm sorry to say later... the colored ones..."

"..."

Ji Yuanxi lifted him up and swayed a few times in mid-air, "You brat, you only think about adults when you're only a few years old."

"Put me down quickly! I'm not young anymore!"

The pink boy group struggled a few times to no avail, and simply made a trick, and instantly turned into a handsome young man.

Ji Yuanxi let go of his hand subconsciously: "Oh..."

"Hmph." The young man used magic to break free from the shackles of the rope, pursed his mouth and looked at Ji Yuanxi disdainfully, "The young master's name is Xiao Qinglan, ugly thing, you have to remember to tell the beauty that name, by the way, what is the beauty's name?" name?"

Ji Yuanxi, who was talking about ugly things, didn't want to talk to him, so he simply said: "I don't know him well, you can ask yourself."

"Hmph, it's useless, the young master went by himself."

Xiao Qinglan jumped out of the window after speaking.

Ji Yuanxi was the only one left, and he could finally feel heartbroken about the snail noodles he hadn't eaten.

With one hand covering his chest and the other hand stretched out in mid-air, trembling slightly, he missed that pot of delicacy in the world that left him inexplicably.

Alas, the world is so vast that it is hard to find a confidant.

Not long after she missed it, Xiao Qinglan came back again, with a bruised nose and swollen face, and high swollen bumps all over her head.

"Master is back." Xiao Qinglan said in a vague voice.

"?" Ji Yuanxi withdrew his hand raised in the air, "How did it become like this?"

Xiao Qinglan stared at the ground with his eyes on the ground, his expression was very aggrieved, he curled his mouth and turned into the same dumpling as before, crying like a cat with tears in his eyes: "I was beaten."

"Beauties are fierce."

"I'm in so much pain."

"He also said that if he dared to appear in front of him again, he would feed me to the dogs."

"Super fierce."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Ji Yuanxi: "..."

"Brother, did you win that ugly thing!?" The pink girl group jumped in from the window, just in time to see Xiao Qinglan crying, glared at Ji Yuanxi and said, "Why are you bullying a child! How dare you beat my brother Make it like this!"

Ji Yuanxi: "?"

Blame me?

"Qingluan, it's not something ugly, it's a beauty!"

"Really, brother, I don't believe it, I'll go find a beauty theory."

Xiao Qingluan left with a face of disbelief, and came back after a while with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow... how fierce."

Ji Yuanxi: "..."

Well, so, why bother.

Wouldn't it be nice to let him eat a bowl of delicious snail noodles quietly in this lonely night? He promises not to open any doors and windows, and absolutely guarantees that only he can enjoy it alone, and it won't occupy anyone else's taste buds.

Gu Yan taught Xiao Qinglan and Xiao Qingluan a lesson, and the two pink dumplings cried for a long time in Ji Yuanxi's room before leaving, and went home to recover from their injuries with their heads full.

Ji Yuanxi thought for a while, and went to look for him in Gu Yan's room, it seemed that he was a step too late, the room was empty, and there was no one in sight.

Strangely no one was there the next day.

Ji Yuanxi wondered if he was really tired of this operation, and he didn't see him for several days.

Yun Wang took Su Yunluo to practice in the forest outside Dingyuan City for a long time, and it has been ten days since he came back, and Ji Yuanxi still hasn't squatted until Gu Yan.

This made him curious... mixed with a little bit of guilt.

Ji Yuanxi simply fell asleep in Gu Yan's room.

No. 11 days, No. 12 days, No. 13 days, Gu Yan still hasn't come back.

Yun Wang asked: "Junior Brother, did Young Master Gu part with you?"

Ji Yuanxi didn't know how to answer, but said: "He has something to go out."

Yun Wang smiled and said nothing.

No. 14 days, No. 15 days, still haven't waited for Gu Yan.

It is obviously a good thing that the terrifying Demon Lord who may take his life is not around at any time, but Ji Yuanxi always finds it strange. He meditates on the bed, thinking, he must be worried about the lecherous ghost who does not know when he will appear .

Shaking his head and putting this thought aside, no, he was obviously worried that something would happen to Gu Yan.

Although he is a Demon Lord, he comes and goes without a trace, and has no reason to report his whereabouts to himself, but now he has only [-]% of his cultivation base, and his whereabouts are still unknown... It doesn't matter if he dies, I can't die.

After deliberating for a long time, Ji Yuanxi turned over and got out of bed, and decided to go out to find Gu Yan. He took a deep breath and pushed open the door solemnly. After a closer look, the person who hadn't shown up for half a month was standing outside the door.

A touch of red sleeves, extremely familiar.

Taking a step back unconsciously, Ji Yuanxi opened his mouth and heard his own voice after a while: "...Why are you here?"

"Step aside."

Gu Yan seemed to be in a bad mood, pushed Ji Yuanxi away and walked straight into the room.

Ji Yuanxi touched the shoulder that was bumped, and followed him with some confusion: "Boss, who made you angry again?"

Gu Yan looked at him coldly, "Go out."

"..." Ji Yuanxi stood for a while clutching the corner of his clothes, then turned and walked away, "Okay."

Exiting the door, standing at the door for a while, my heart became more and more unbalanced.

What's the meaning.

Waited for him for half a month like a fool, worried about his safety, and finally showed up with this attitude?

It's not that I provoke you to provoke you.

Thinking of this, Ji Yuanxi simply pushed the door open and entered: "If you are angry about the snail powder, I apologize to you, if not, you have no reason to blame me, what can't you say well... ………"

The following words were blown away by the wind the moment he raised his eyes.

The author has something to say: I got up early in the morning and was caught by my friend and told me a lesson. She said that I don’t understand anything like a reader, and then slapped me...

I’m crying, I don’t know how to put it on the copy, I’ve changed it, but I’m going to buy a ticket to escape from the earth

So embarrassing, I dug my own three rooms and two halls,

Then I ate melons for a day yesterday (I know everyone is eating melons happily together), as a 2G network player, I found out that I don’t have a Weibo account, so I decided to apply for an account (actually because it’s a bit of a pain to eat melons without an account. trouble)

So one, to thank the beauties who read my article, two, to apologize for the mistakes in the copywriting, and two, to celebrate that I finally have an account after so many years of publishing on Weibo, and give a brand new iphone12 to those who read my article big beauty

For some reasons, I need to be on 8.2 or 3 to apply for an account, and I will say it in my speech at that time, and I will never break my promise, thank you everyone.

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