After offending the demon king, I became his white moonlight

After reading the words that must be said on the paper countless times, Ji Yuanxi still didn't have the courage to stand up.

The illusion is indeed an illusion, as long as he does not complete the task on the paper, the current scene will never end, so Ji Yuanxi has been in place for more than an hour, and the master is still walking slowly holding a booklet to teach, surrounded by young men We are still reading aloud tirelessly.

He was actually not allowed to wait until the end of get out of class or break, and secretly find someone to say these shameful words in private.

Do you have to make him embarrass himself in full view?

Was it deliberately waiting to see his jokes and embarrassment? Damn it.

The brand new piece of paper in his hand was turned into a crumpled piece of paper by Ji Yuanxi unconsciously, it could be used directly as toilet paper.

Save save save save ah ah ah ah ah! !

Ji Yuanxi kept picking his toes, he was going numb in the midst of embarrassment.

After being frozen for a while, Ji Yuanxi decided to save himself.

Isn't it just speaking lines!

Anyway, no one else I knew saw it!

In the illusion, everything is fake, everything is fake!

Ji Yuanxi had to learn from it for a long time, in order not to give himself a way out, he stood up abruptly with a "shua".

The Master looked over suspiciously, "Why are you standing up again?"

"I..." He still couldn't get out of his mouth, Ji Yuanxi raised the toilet paper in his hand, and changed his mind quickly: "I'm going to the latrine."

Although he said that as long as he is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed, but he still can't do it.

The master said: "Go."

Ji Yuanxi bowed his head and left, walked not far away, and bumped into the door before he touched it.

Good guy, there are air walls all around, and you can't get out at all.

Ji Yuanxi turned around with difficulty, and walked back silently.

The master glanced at him and continued to read the contents of the slip.

Ji Yuanxi sat quietly for a while, touched his face as if making up his mind, and made a motion of throwing it on the ground, pretending to throw away his face.

Then he walked straight up to the ugliest person, and said bravely, "After taking so long in class, you should be well-versed in poetry and books. In this case, I want to quiz you with a question."

The ugly man looked up: "What's the problem?"

The burning eyes of the audience were instantly glued to Ji Yuanxi's body, and the master frowned not far away, without yelling at him.

"Let me ask you, do you know what bullies usually say when they rob civilian girls?"

Ugly: "?"

Ji Yuanxi urged fiercely: "Quickly answer!"

Maybe it was too fierce, the ugly man struggled to find words in the set language to organize: "Why did you ask me this question all of a sudden?"

"Because I think you must have never had this kind of experience, so I will test you and see if you can answer it."

This sentence is too discriminatory!

The ugly man couldn't figure out how Ji Yuanxi, who said such discriminatory words, could change his mouth and spend a good night with him. He paused and said, "...I can't answer."

"Hehe, rubbish." Ji Yuanxi laughed mockingly, spread out the toilet paper and read it seriously as if reciting a line: "At times like this, bullies usually say—'Come spend a good night with me, tonight I'm going to fuck you, if you refuse, I'm going to fuck you' this sentence!"

After finishing reading, Ji Yuanxi cast a disappointing look at the ugly man: "Look, this is what a bully would say, have you learned it and remembered it? Although you have no experience of being robbed by a bully, you can write it down , Be a bully who said this!"

Ugly: "...?"

Everyone in the audience: "???"

In the private school, the scene of shame and embarrassment that was originally set to be shocked and then roared with laughter and ridicule, after Ji Yuanxi played his cards out of common sense, the laughter of everyone in the audience could only be suppressed abruptly. Not coming out, everyone's face was flushed with suppressed laughter.

Fortunately, I didn't embarrass myself.

Ji Yuanxi had the courage to say the second sentence.

He walked up to the master in a few steps, and the master put the letter on the desk next to him and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Ji Yuanxi asked mysteriously, "Do you want to run?"

Master: "...why ask this?"

Ji Yuanxi sneered and said: "Even if I want to run, he wants to run, you don't want to run."

Master: "?"

Very good, the progress of dismantling the sentence has been completed for a while... Anyway, as long as it is said, it is enough, and the task does not force it to be finished in one sentence.

For the second sentence, Ji Yuanxi decided to pick up the words and go astray.

He stared at the sentence in the middle, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Who are you dating tomorrow night?"

The Master answered with difficulty and stiffly: "...I don't have an appointment tomorrow night?"

"Then I've made an appointment, and the person I'm going to meet tomorrow night is you."

Ji Yuanxi stumbled while reading, pretending to stutter and read one more word, and pretending to have amnesia and missed one word.

If the master can't find a suitable response in his mind, he can only: "..."

At this moment, due to Ji Yuanxi's strange way of completing the task, the scene set in the illusion could no longer proceed. All the puppets in the private school began to be unable to hold back, and their bodies began to crack, sending out a trace of invisible cracks. The illusion gradually returned back in silence.

Ji Yuanxi didn't notice, his attention was all focused on the second half of the sentence.

The second half of the sentence is simple, so simple that you can blurt it out casually: "Since I have an appointment with you tomorrow, you must not be a greasy man. You can't greasy your hair with oil. You must wash your hair...Wash it obediently Wait on the bed, I will find you at the door of the room!"

Ji Yuanxi cheered on himself - very good, successfully completed two sentences without embarrassing himself, and now there is only the last sentence left.

Ji Yuanxi came to the side of the beauty, his eyes were locked on the third sentence of the toilet paper.

The puppet in the illusion could not react as expected, so that a large amount of cultivation that could not be vented in the illusion was forcibly held in the puppet. After several rounds, the puppet could no longer support it and was on the verge of collapse.

The puppet still maintains its appearance on the surface, but the inside is so cracked that it cannot be the same. The edge of the illusion gradually peels off and collapses. The original obstacle that splits one illusion into two illusions disappears first.

The invisible wall between the two illusions collapsed at an extremely fast speed, and soon disappeared.

Gu Yan, who was in another illusion, looked over with a smile that was not a smile, and secretly performed a trick to transfer himself and the puppet in front of Ji Yuanxi's eyes, making an exchange without anyone noticing.

Ji Yuanxi still focused on the paper.

No matter how you put it, that could be regarded as Gu Yan's face, facing his face, he really couldn't say the third sentence.

Even if it was a lie against his will or a perfunctory task, he couldn't tell why for some reason.

So as it slowly cracked, the toilet paper was rubbed by him more like toilet paper.

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Gu Yan put down the scroll in his hand, raised his head and said, "Do you have something to say to me?"

Ji Yuanxi was slightly taken aback.

Grass, help.

Although it is a puppet, the voice is exactly the same.

In this way, he can't say anything more ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gu Yan pursed his lips and smiled slightly: "If you have anything to say, just say it, it's okay."

...Why is this puppet doll more flexible than the two just now?

Is it because Su Lu also thinks he is good-looking, so she injected more spiritual power out of selfishness?

The words on the paper can be memorized backwards, Ji Yuanxi twisted the toilet paper into a ball and held it in the palm of his hand, said: "You are right, I do have something to say...then I will say it?"

"Go ahead."

"You, you, you..." Facing this face, Ji Yuanxi's mouth began to lose control. He had clearly rehearsed the lines in his mind several times, but when he really said it, it turned into: "Take a look in the mirror." , you look too good-looking, you want to think about being with me, because I have long since taken a fancy to you and decided to spend the rest of my life with you!"

After finishing speaking, Ji Yuanxi said directly: "???"

What, what! ?

Could it be that he really said this sentence just now! ?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

...Come on Yuanxi, don't be afraid of hardships, the last sentence! ! !

The person in front of him stared at him with a pair of smiling eyes, Ji Yuanxi hurriedly spread out the crumpled toilet paper, and stammered: "You, you really eat... eat lotus root, look, look in the mirror ...Don't, don't..."

Help, I can't read the rest no matter what!

Gu Yan smiled and said, "Yuanxi, I'm so happy."

Ji Yuanxi subconsciously thought, what are you happy about!

Then I heard another sentence: "Even if you face the fake me, you still can't say unfeeling words."

Ji Yuanxi couldn't react in his head for a moment, and he was stunned: "...?"

Then he stared helplessly at the facial features of the person in front of him, gradually turning into the face he saw the most every day in his dilated pupils.

Ji Yuanxi froze, even more confused.

What, what's the situation?

Ji Yuanxi's stiff body gradually eased down when he was hugged in his arms and the familiar breath climbed up his whole body.

When his stagnant brain recovered, Ji Yuanxi subconsciously took a step back vigorously, raised his head and shouted: "Gu Maomao!"

"Yuanxi, it's me."

Save save save save save ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

When did this cat appear! ! !

Could it be that the illusion he was in was broken from the very beginning, and he pretended to be here without knowing it!

Did he hear all those shameful words! ? ? ?

Ahhhh begging for a plane ticket to leave this planet ahhhhhhh! ! !

"Yuanxi, I just came here." Gu Yan gently kissed Ji Yuanxi's forehead, "You are so amazing, you broke this illusion."

Ji Yuanxi slowly typed out: "?"

Turning his gaze, Ji Yuanxi realized that the puppet in the private school he was in had already fallen to the ground, and the sound of reading was still heard from the other side not far away.

"What..." Ji Yuanxi couldn't speak, he couldn't understand, "How did I break this illusion?"

"You let the illusion eat itself back."

???

"...Can it still be like this?"

Ji Yuanxi didn't know what method he used, and he was a little confused for a while.

"Yuanxi, you are amazing."

Hearing the praise of Ji Yuanxi, his tail immediately turned up, and he didn't bother to care about how to break the illusion: "As expected of me!"

After thinking about it, I asked again: "The illusion on my side has been broken, so can I still go to the next level?"

"No." Gu Yan said, "But you can go to my side."

"Yes."

The sound of the teenagers' neat reading came to their ears, and no one had any doubts about Ji Yuanxi's arrival.

Ji Yuanxi asked: "Gu Mao, do you want to say three words?"

"Ah."

Gu Yan handed over the paper, Ji Yuanxi took a closer look, and sure enough, the three sentences they wanted to say were exactly the same.

"...Then you want to say?"

"Of course not."

"But if you don't say it, you can't go to the next level."

"not necessarily."

With a flick of Gu Yan's fingertips, the paper fluttered in mid-air automatically without wind, and the surrounding scene gradually changed. When the paper fell to the ground, the two were already in the busy city.

Bustling and noisy.

A hint of indescribable shock gradually surfaced on Ji Yuanxi's face: "It's okay!?"

"Just lie to it."

"It... what does it refer to?"

"Illusion." Gu Yanmo paused for a moment, and said, "Or, it's the rules."

Ji Yuanxi was stunned for a long while, then said enviously and sourly: "Gu Mao, you are the real one..."

As expected of the biggest villain in the book, one of the strongest people in the book, such a person would actually like him, it's unbelievable to think about it.

Shouldn't he be with someone better and stronger?

Suddenly, what he said just now came to Ji Yuanxi's mind - it seems that he has decided to live with him for the rest of his life.

How long is a lifetime?

Ji Yuanxi suddenly thought of something he had never thought of.

Gu Yan is already in the realm of Mahayana perfection, and after his cultivation level recovers, I am afraid that the Nine Heavens Tribulation will come to his door in a few minutes, right?

If Heavenly Tribulation wants to come, it's not because the plot can keep him. Anyway, even if he is not around, there will be a new Demon Lord to be the villain.

The big villain in the book doesn't have to be jealous, what he needs is only the person who bears the name of Demon Venerable.

... He is so powerful, he is about to cross the catastrophe and ascend to the ascension, what is he talking about for a lifetime.

Ji Yuanxi frowned slightly, and a trace of disappointment flashed in his eyes.

Gu Yan saw that his face suddenly changed slightly, and asked: "Yuanxi, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing."

"You have something on your mind."

"It's really nothing."

"Say." Gu Yan subconsciously turned his voice cold, and after a moment of silence, he said in a soft tone: "Yuanxi, I want to hear it."

"You..." Ji Yuanxi thought for a while, and asked, "Gu Maomao, can you tell me truthfully, how much cultivation do you have at the strongest period?"

"Sixty to seventy percent." Gu Yan stretched out his hand to hold Ji Yuanxi's hand: "Yuanxi, I can protect you."

Touching the cool fingers, Ji Yuanxi shrank suddenly as if being scalded.

It was pity that he had no one to rely on for ten years before, and he could only recover a little cultivation by trying his best.

It seems that he thinks too much.

"What's the matter, Yuanxi?"

Ji Yuanxi felt an indescribable sour feeling in his heart. He raised his eyes and looked at Gu Yan in a daze for a while, then suddenly bent his lips and pulled a bright smile: "It's nothing, Gu Maomao. Go straight to the past, and then think about it carefully, it’s so boring to come in after a while, it’s so boring to go directly to the next level, it’s better to play for a while... We still have a lot of time, don’t we?”

Gu Yan smiled and said, "Okay."

Gu Yan saw Ji Yuanxi's abnormality, and he slowly looked away thoughtfully.

The task of the second level of fantasy is to earn enough money.

"1 taels of gold?" After reading these words, Ji Yuanxi couldn't help frowning, staring at the few copper plates that appeared out of thin air in his hand and said: "Just give me this, let me earn 1 taels of gold, this is Want to tire me out?"

"If you can't finish it, you will always be trapped in the illusion." Gu Yan said, "This is Su Lu's intention."

"Then I have to finish it and show it to her." Ji Yuanxi did not believe this evil: "Isn't it just earning 1 taels of gold, how much do you underestimate me by giving me these copper coins? Who do you look down on, I There's no need for it at all."

Ji Yuanxi found a conspicuous place in the lively market, and used spells to conjure a fluffy snow-white fox. The little fox's shiny, smooth fur and timid and cute expression quickly attracted many people to stop.

"Wow, is this a spiritual pet that only exists in the world of cultivating immortals?"

"What a beautiful little fox, so cute, so cute, I like it so much!"

"It's white and fluffy, and it looks very cute!"

"It's so cute, this is the first time I've seen a real little fox!"

"Prince Immortal, is this fox of yours your spiritual pet? Dare to ask, can this fox be sold?"

Hearing something he wanted to hear amidst the utterances of the onlookers, Ji Yuanxi smiled and looked at the beautiful woman who spoke: "If you don't sell it or sell it, how can a cultivator sell his spiritual pet?"

The beauty showed a look of disappointment: "Is that so...but I really like it..."

"Girl, I can touch you."

The beauty laughed happily: "Xianchang, are you serious?"

"Really." Ji Yuanxi said in a courteous tone when he saw a guest: "But you have to pay for touching it, one tael of silver for one touch, ten taels of silver for ten taels, very expensive, do you really want to touch it, girl?" ?”

"So expensive? How about stealing money in broad daylight?"

"It's too expensive. Although I have never seen a fox as a spiritual pet, I think it's enough to just take a look."

"Wuwu Mr., but I want to touch it, so you can buy me happiness once..."

"Just touch it for a tael of silver? Immortal head, are you robbing in public?"

"What kind of robbery, don't say it so harshly, I am doing business with a clear price tag." Ji Yuanxi said with a smile: "I have a conscience and never cheat the poor."

A group of people instantly: "???"

The beautiful woman just now seemed to have made up her mind to touch her, so she took out a large ingot of silver and handed it to Ji Yuanxi, "Head Immortal, I'll give you all these, can I give the little fox a hug?"

"Yes girl."

Ji Yuanxi smiled and gently put the little fox into the arms of the beauty.

The little fox flicked its tail, and obediently rubbed against the beauty's arms, which made the beauty giggle, "Immortal, it's so good, I'll give you some more money, it's so cute, I'll pay you back." I want to hug you for a while."

Ji Yuanxi smiled like a spring breeze blowing on his face, "No problem, as long as the money is in place, feel free to touch and hug."

Seeing that the little fox was obedient and clingy and still stretching out its paws, people kept queuing up to be touched and hugged, and soon Ji Yuanxi received a lot of silver, including gold ingots that were shining brightly.

Earning too much money and the little fox was about to be bald, Ji Yuanxi had to take a halftime break to take the money to the gold shop and exchange it for gold ingots.

"Yuanxi, you are amazing." Gu Yan looked at him with a smile.

"You praised me twice today, I'm so embarrassed..." Ji Yuanxi tilted his head, and smiled back at Gu Yan, "Basic operation, basic operation."

Gu Yan made a bewitching smile, lowered his eyes and whispered softly in Ji Yuanxi's ear: "Yuanxi, if you continue like this, I will not like you anymore."

"Ah?" Ji Yuanxi was slightly taken aback, not understanding why Gu Yan said such a sentence suddenly, and subconsciously said: "Then, shall I...leave?"

"Leave? I won't allow you to leave." Gu Yan smiled softly, "Yuanxi, I think... I may be in love with you."

The roots of the ears were entangled by the soft breath, and Ji Yuanxi's heart beat faster inexplicably.

After listening to the four words so many times, and suddenly hearing a confession with one word missing, Ji Yuanxi couldn't help being stunned.

Gu Yan slowly withdrew from his ear, still smiling charmingly: "Yuanxi, I let my heart run towards you, you have to catch it carefully, don't break it."

The roots of the ears were hot, and the cheeks seemed to be hot too. Ji Yuanxi hurriedly took out his face and used his spiritual power to cool down. He didn't know what to say: "I, I..."

"Yuanxi, I can wait slowly... until the day you are willing to accept me."

Hearing these words, Ji Yuanxi instantly thought of Gu Yandujie's ascension, and his heart sank little by little in an instant.

He still couldn't respond.

In fact, he also let his heart go... Ji Yuanxi couldn't help but want to cry.

If it is not necessary, Ji Yuanxi never likes to hold back, so he let his tears flow down wantonly.

Drop by drop, like the most precious crystal gems in the world.

Gu Yan didn't expect his words to make people cry, so he was slightly taken aback, "Yuanxi...?"

I didn't want to say it just now, is there something unspeakable?

Gu Yan's heart suddenly ached, and he held Ji Yuanxi's pear-faced face with rain, and gently kissed away the series of beautiful tears.

Ji Yuanxi cried for a long time as if there was no one else in sight, and Gu Yan also kissed him for a long time under the envious eyes of everyone, until Ji Yuanxi stopped crying because of the embarrassment of the people around him, and Gu Yan hugged him into his arms Li, sighed inaudibly.

There are many bosses who are willing to spend money to lure foxes, and they exchange all the silver they receive for gold, which amounts to almost 2000 taels.Walking out of Jin Cancan holding the heavy gold in his arms, Ji Yuanxi's mood immediately improved again, and he was even reluctant to put these gold ingots into the storage ring.

The previous fox was about to be bald and looked bad. Ji Yuanxi conjured up a new fox. The new fox had two big fluffy tails, attracting more guests who wanted to lick the fox.

He made a lot of money, and just when Ji Yuanxi thought he needed to buy a new fox, a big spender came out of nowhere and said lavishly that no matter how much money he had, he must buy this fox. Bought it for his beloved wife.

Ji Yuanxi didn't want to sell at first, but the big brother let go of his posture and told his feelings for his wife in tears. Ji Yuanxi was moved when he heard it. Excitedly took the two-tailed little fox away.

Coming out of the gold shop again, Ji Yuanxi handed over all the gold ingots to Gu Yan, and the task was considered complete.

Just as they were about to step into the next level of the illusion, the surrounding air fluctuated suddenly. Realizing that it seemed that Su Lu had come, Ji Yuanxi pretended to be trapped in the illusion, exhausted and powerless, and found a clean place to lie down. down.

Not long after I closed my eyes, there was a soft fairy rope wrapped around my body, and soon after that, I heard Su Lu's pleasantly surprised voice: "You really caught them!?"