After I broke up with the emperor

Sending Ya Wuyan who was drunk to the bed, and got a little eunuch to wait on him, Lu Jitang walked slowly towards the Zichen Palace. On the way, he picked up two beautiful small stones, a dying flower that fell on the ground, and a straight branches.

As soon as he saw Li Yunjian who was waiting in the nave, he hurried over and gave away the things in his hand as if offering a treasure.

"It's for you." Lu Jitang handed the thing out, and wiped his hands on Li Yunjian's sleeve with his backhand.

Seeing Lu Jitang's small movements, Li Yunjian quickly grabbed his wrist, brought him to the basin, and washed him clean of the mud between his fingers.

There were a few small copper fishes floating in that basin, and every time the water surface was stirred, the small fishes swam back and forth as if they were alive.

Lu Jitang touched it curiously. The copper fish was hollow, and it "swimmed" aside as soon as it touched it.

"Do you like it? This is something that the construction office just made. If you have other objects you like, tell the construction office, and you can make them."

Lu Jitang has seen this thing in the book before, it is said that the former Prime Minister of Longtou researched such a water basin in order to please his wife, every time his wife washes her hands, she can see the sight of fishes and shrimps swimming, it is very cute.

"I like it." Lu Jitang said, turning the water again.

Li Yunjian's breathing gradually became heavier, and he rubbed Lu Jitang's waist restlessly with his big hand.

Lu Jitang turned his head in surprise, and bumped into Li Yunjian's eyes full of lust. His hands were still immersed in the water, and he didn't dare to move. He didn't quite understand why he could make Li Yunjian feel emotional even after washing his hands. Come.

The breath landed on the back of Lu Jitang's neck, moving down inch by inch.

"I asked Ya Wuyan today, and he said that brother's health can recover..." He didn't say anything later, but it was already obvious that he wanted to ask for sex.

Lu Jitang turned around and took the initiative to put his lips up. Li Yunjian was in a daze and didn't think about why Lu Jitang was so proactive, so he fell on the bed with him.

While tearing and biting the flesh of the person under him, while gently bumping the buttocks and tip of the person under him, Li Yunjian left a stream of hot tears for nothing, all on Lu Jitang's chest.

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, Senior Brother..."

He cried and yelled, tightly clutching Lu Jitang's wrist.

Lu Jitang gasped hard, moaned wantonly, and after an unknown amount of time, both of them finally climbed to the top.

The number of times the two of them have had fun in this life can't be counted with two hands, but they can touch each other's body thoroughly and clearly.

Lu Jitang stretched out his hand to push the person who had been pressing on him, but Li Yunjian restrained him even tighter, making him breathless.

He hummed and said, "In the past, there was someone who did something like this to me."

Li Yunjian's body was stiff and motionless, the two of them were naked and pressed tightly together, Lu Jitang could feel the heart beating wildly in his chest because of this sentence.

Someone did the same thing with Lu Jitang before?Have you ever done such an intimate thing?

"Yes, yes... who is it?"

Is it Li Yundai?Or that barbarian named Amu Gulang?

Lu Jitang thought for a while, then replied: "It seems to be a person called Emperor Dog."

"..." The tense body suddenly relaxed, Li Yunjian turned over and lay on the bed, panting heavily, terrified.

Lu Jitang leaned over and rested his chin on Li Yunjian's bare chest, blinking his innocent eyes at him.

"Does he live here too? Do you know this man named Dog Emperor?"

Li Yunjian swallowed dryly, and answered after deliberation: "Yes."

Lu Jitang became interested, "I heard that he was very cruel. He killed his brother from the same sect, tied up his wife, and even hung his children on the city wall." After speaking, he sighed with lingering fear: "It's terrible. gone."

Without even thinking about these words, Ya Wuyan must have taught him to say them.

"He didn't—" Li Yunjian subconsciously wanted to refute, but it seemed that what Lu Jitang said was true, so he said instead: "Now he knows he was wrong, and he won't do it again in the future."

Lu Jitang's eyes never left Li Yunjian from the beginning to the end, and finally seemed to accept this statement, and then slowly moved to the side of the bed, closed his eyes and wanted to sleep.

But Li Yunjian didn't let him go, his hands restlessly started lighting fires everywhere, and when he reached down, he wanted to have another fight with him, but was stopped by Lu Jitang.

"No more."

"What's the matter, was senior brother uncomfortable just now? Senior brother is obviously very comfortable? Huh? When I kissed senior brother's two cherries just now, you told me that you liked it, and here, here, here too..."

Lustful, Li Yunjian broke Lu Jitang's legs and bullied him, relying on the fact that he is still stupid and ignorant of human affairs, he uttered all the obscene words.

After tossing and falling asleep, Li Yunjian held the warm and fragrant nephrite in his arms, and held the letter "written" by Lu Jitang in his hand. After reading it back and forth dozens of times, it felt fresh.

When Ya Wuyan left the palace the next day, Lu Jitang failed to get up to see him off.

"Tell your masters, don't act like you haven't eaten meat in 800 years, and make people laugh when you say it."

After finishing speaking, Ya Wuyan turned around and got into the carriage, and staggered out of Jianyuan.

Hearing that Ya Wuyan had finally left, Li Yunjian heaved a sigh of relief, and went down to court in a good mood. Only when he saw Lu Xinfeng did he remember the most important thing.

"Old Lu Ge, please stop, I have something to tell you."

Lu Xinfeng had already walked to the door, and when he heard Li Yunjian calling him, he turned around tremblingly, a little puzzled.

He was originally a member of the Ministry of Rites. Although he was not as high as the Prime Minister of Shangshu, he was quite respected. But now that he had nothing important to do, why did the emperor suddenly seek him out?

As soon as the door of the Yishi Pavilion was closed, Li Yunjian laughed so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes.

"Mr. Lu Ge, please sit down." As he spoke, he personally refilled a cup of tea for Lu Xinfeng.

Lu Xinfeng was used to Li Yunjian's uncertain weather, so he suddenly received such courtesy, thinking that his unworthy descendants had caused some trouble.

"Your Majesty, what do you want to do with the old minister, but the minister's family..."

Li Yunjian's smile became brighter and brighter, "Old Lu Ge, I left you because I have a happy event to tell you."

Hearing what Li Yunjian said, Lu Xinfeng was in a cold sweat.

"Your Majesty, is there any happy event?"

"Lu Ge has been a clean and honest official all his life, and his children and grandchildren are rare young talents. I think that the Lu family should have a queen."

After counting all four generations of men, women, and children in his family from top to bottom, Lu Xinfeng knelt on the ground with a "plop" and mournfully shouted: "Your Majesty! The only granddaughter in my family is only two years old! I really can't live up to the empress's virtue. Your Majesty, why don't you think about other beautiful women in Jianyuan..."

"..." Li Yunjian's face darkened visibly, "When did I say I was going to marry your granddaughter?"

Lu Xinfeng was taken aback, thinking that the queen Li Yunjian married a few years ago was a man, and he was even more devastated.

"Your Majesty, the grandchildren of the courtier's family are all betrothed to others—no, they are already married!"

Li Yunjian endured and endured, so he didn't throw the teacup in his hand on the future father-in-law's face.

The fact that Lu Xinfeng was left alone by the emperor quickly spread throughout Jianyuan, and the ministers gathered together to discuss the major changes this time.

The whole Lu family gathered together, frowning.

Several hours had passed since Lu Xinfeng was left in the palace, and every time he asked someone to go into the palace to inquire about some money, he found nothing.

Lu Xinfeng has three sons, the oldest is over half a hundred years old, the youngest is over [-] years old, and there are countless descendants, the eldest has already married and had children, and the youngest is a few years older than Tianbao.

But they are all men, and there is only one granddaughter.

"Uncle, can grandfather come back today? The second uncle sent so many people to the palace, why can't any letter come out!"

The person who asked the question was Lu Jiu, the second son of Lu Xinfeng's third son's family. He was just fourteen and had the most irritable personality, but Lu Xinfeng loved him the most.

"Uncle" Lu Yueting played with two walnuts in his hands, and calmly analyzed them.

"The emperor has never revealed anything before, and suddenly left father behind. There are several possibilities. One is the soldiers in my hands, the other is the people in the second and second ranks, and the third is the business of the third's shop."

Lu Yuetai and Lu Yuelou nodded in agreement, deeply feeling that what elder brother said made sense.

Thinking of this, Lu Yueting looked at the juniors again, "You juniors, if you cause trouble outside, you'd better say it in advance, don't shake it out at the end, then the Lu family can't save you even if they want to!"

The Lu family has a big business, and the living room is packed full of males alone. Hearing the elders say this, juniors, look at me, and I will look at you. Some people have calm faces, while others blush .

"Lu Qi!" Lu Yueting suddenly called out, and very accurately captured the one with the reddest face inside.

Lu Qi knelt on the ground with a "plop", and confessed very quickly.

"Uncle, I was wrong! I went to Mianhualou a few days ago, robbed someone from that kid from the Fang family, and punched him, but there was a reason! Miss Liu'er didn't want to be nice to him, he And force Liu—”

Without saying a word, Lu Yuetai, Lu Qi's father, slapped him on the head.

"What else?" Lu Yueting glanced at the blushing juniors again.

Everyone pushed and shoved each other, knelt down like dumplings, and each confessed their own affairs.

At the end, Lu Yueting stopped turning the walnuts in his hand.

But after careful consideration of these trivial matters, it was not worth it for the emperor to keep Lu Xinfeng in the palace for so long.

During the stalemate, the slaves outside reported loudly: "Master is back!"

The whole family stood up to welcome Lu Xinfeng. From the door to the living room, Lu Xinfeng walked very heavily in just a few steps.

In the eyes of the Lu family, it felt like the sky was falling.

The one who couldn't wait the most was Lu Jiu, who rushed up and fell on Lu Xinfeng's knee.

"Grandfather, what happened to our family!"

Lu Xinfeng touched Lu Jiu's head and said deeply: "The emperor said that our Lu family is going to have a queen."

After finishing speaking, his deep eyes looked back and forth at the people in the room.

Lu Jiu was the first to react. He hugged Lu Xinfeng's thigh and started yelling, "Grandfather! I don't want to marry into the palace! I'm only fourteen! I already have a girl I like! Grandfather, you love me the most! grandfather!"

After Lu Jiu wailed like this, everyone remembered that their emperor likes men.

The unmarried juniors of the Lu family also reacted at this time, and knelt down after Lu Jiu, the fear on their faces didn't look fake.

Lu Yueting was also shocked. Since the death of that Lu Jitang, the empress has been vacant until now. Why did they suddenly want to find a empress from their Lu family?

Lu Xinfeng beckoned, motioned for the three Lu Yueting brothers to stay, and kept those juniors who had already entered official positions, and drove out the others. Then he spoke with confidence, and explained Li Yunjian's idea in detail.

Outside the door, Lu Qi squinted at the crying Lu Jiu, his eyes were full of teasing, "It's good that Lao Jiu doesn't shed tears, but when she sheds tears, it's not too much to say that it's pear blossoms with rain, and he will definitely please the emperor in the future. "

Lu Jiu spat at him, not daring to say anything about Lu Qi, so he followed Lu Qi's younger brother Lu Twelve and took action.

"In my opinion, Old Twelve is the most suitable, and Fenmian Taohua is talking about him."

Lu Twelve, who was only ten years old, still didn't quite understand the meaning of the powdered peach blossoms, but Lu Qi got angry and wanted to argue with him as soon as he rolled up his sleeves.

"The old twelve is only ten years old, how dare you say that?"

The two brothers fought together, and the brothers next to them came up to fight again, and the Lu family was in a panic again.

In the living room, after Lu Xinfeng explained the last sentence, he made a summary: "The situation is like this, and the matter is like this. The emperor trusts our Lu family. It is a great kindness. We just accept it, sir. Three, you ask someone to pack up the residence in advance, and you may move in someday."

***

In Zichen Palace, Li Yunjian graciously brought food to Lu Jitang, and Lu Jitang graciously added food to Tim Bao, but Tim Bao dared not stop eating, stuffing his mouth full, and asked Li Yunjian to scold him again, very aggrieved.

"Brother, you mentioned your family a few days ago. I'm free tomorrow, so I'll take you back to the Lu's house to see how it is? If you want to live in the Lu's house, I'll be with you when the time comes."

Hearing what Li Yunjian said, Lu Jitang raised his head, half surprised and half curious.

What he asked by chance a few days ago, did not expect that Li Yunjian actually found him a Lu family.

Thinking about the minister surnamed Lu in the middle of the court, Lu Jitang probably thought of who Li Yunjian was looking for him.

It is estimated that it is the family of Lu Yuetai of the Northwest Command Army.

The Lu family's official positions in the court are not considered high, and they even have to rely on the middle and lower levels, but the family business is prosperous, and there is no dirty work like those bureaucratic families.

Lu Yuetai's father, Lu Xinfeng, was also considered a master of literature, and he was worthy of everyone's respect as an elder. At that time, the Ministry of Rites held a literary fight and wine, which was also arranged by this elder Lu Ge.

"Then I'm home, can I still come here to find you?"

Li Yunjian moved his small stool to Lu Jitang's side, and held his hand, "Of course, you can go back to live for a day and then come back. If you really miss me, write to me."

Lu Jitang nodded in agreement, and when he saw Tian Bao, he casually mentioned: "Then I want to take Tian Bao back, can I?"

"..." Tian Bao stared at Li Yunjian with wide eyes, terrified, afraid that his father would also throw him to the Lu family.

Li Yunjian didn't give Tian Bao a look, and nodded in agreement.

The author says:

The origin of the names of the eldest, second and third of the Lu family: pavilions, terraces and pavilions

So here comes the question, what should our Xiaolu's name be when we go to Lu's house?