After I broke up with the emperor

"Little Er, serve the wine!"

Pei Zhi and his party came out of Wendoujiu and arrived at the Xunchun Building. When they asked, all the private rooms had been booked, so they had to make a big table on the first floor.

When the good wine was served, everyone poured Pei Zhi a glass first.

"Azhi, don't be too depressed, none of us thought that the Lu family could produce such a person."

"That's right. I just called and asked. I heard that that person is Lu Qi's fourth uncle. He just came back recently. We can't make it this time. Let's go again next time."

Pei Zhi took a sip of his wine and remained silent.

Seeing him like this, several people also shut up at the same time. The group of them has always been headed by Pei Zhi, and they all listen to Pei Zhi when they speak and do things. Now that the leader does not speak, they dare not speak again.

"It's okay, he has more than ten years of education than me, no matter how hard I try, I can't catch up, let's order food." Pei Zhi raised his head and emptied his wine glass, and asked Xiao Er to order food.

Depression is true, anyone who loses Wendoujiu will be depressed, he has prepared for this Wendoujiu for a long time, but he didn't expect that Lu would come out halfway...

"What's the name of the Lu family?"

He had to ask, so he knew who he was losing.

A group of people held up chopsticks, you looked at me, I looked at you, and shook their heads.

"Azhi, this person just came to Jianyuan, and none of us have heard of his name."

"That's all—"

Before Pei Zhi could finish his sentence, he heard a warrior next door shouting about today's Wendoujiu.

"Those who went to participate in the Wendou wine today are lucky. It is said that the last time I saw this scene was before Lu Jitang and Lu Yaochuan."

"I heard that this person was just recognized by the Lu family. You said this Lu Jitang, the fourth son of the Lu family, why did they all get together in the Lu family?"

"Oh, it's a pity, if it wasn't for the emperor Zhou Baoyong..."

The words are not exhaustive, but everyone knows the meaning behind it.

In the past they scolded Lu Jitang for being a wolf, and later they scolded Zhou Baoyong for being ambitious, and the scolding gradually faded away. They have been dead for so many years, so there is nothing to talk about.

Pei Zhi was fascinated by listening.

When Lu Jitang became famous in Wendoujiu, he was only seven or eight years old. At that time, the Emperor's Mansion only selected ten students to study in the mansion every year. He failed in the first round. In the second year, the Emperor's Mansion was locked and closed. They are not open now.

Lu Jitang died young, Zhou Baoyong committed suicide in fear of crime, and Jianyuan's younger generation was a little out of touch. In recent years, the imperial examination was held every year, but there was no one like Lu Jitang.

Since this battle of literature and wine, Lu Jitang has become the protagonist of discussions among the people of Jianyuan after dinner.

Lu Jitang put the Buddha statue upright on the table, couldn't help but snapped it with his nails, leaving a nail mark on the base of the Buddha statue.

The juniors of the Lu family squeezed each other and squeezed each other. Several people looked in through the door frame, but they didn't dare to come in.

Lu Qi poked Lu Jiu, Lu Jiu poked Lu Ba, Lu Ba poked back to Lu Qi.

"Cough, that idiot—" Lu Qi was about to call Lu Jitang's idiot fourth uncle as soon as he opened his mouth, but Lu Jiu quickly slapped him and stopped the car.

"Fourth Uncle, we juniors were ignorant before. Today you helped us win against the Pei family and the Fang family. We respect you from the bottom of our hearts. We used to say you were stupid, and we admitted our mistakes and punished us. Fourth Uncle just punished us. "

I don't know who spread the rumor that his fourth uncle is stupid, who can take the top spot in Wendou wine?If he ever met someone who said fourth uncle was stupid again, he would definitely screw that person's head off.

"I accept your apology." After Lu Jitang finished speaking, Lu Qi and the others were visibly relieved.

"But your knowledge is really bad. Go back today and copy the Book of Songs one by one, and hand it in tomorrow."

Until they left Lu Jitang's small courtyard, Lu Qi and the others were still dreaming.

"What did Fourth Uncle tell us to copy?"

"Copy poetry."

"Which one?"

Lu Qi looked at Lao Ba with pity.

"Each one."

Lu Ba took a deep breath. The Book of Songs has about three hundred chapters and tens of thousands of characters. How could they finish copying them in one day?

When the juniors of the Lu family copied the Book of Poems at their desks, Li Yunjian brought the memorial into Lu Jitang's small courtyard, and stared suspiciously at the Buddha statue on the table as soon as he entered the room.

"Brother, why do you like this Buddha so much? I don't see anything special about it. It just has three heads and six arms."

Li Yunjian's dizziness is still not healed, but it has recovered a bit. Before, there were ten double images, but now there are only three double images.

Lu Jitang had to explain to him again, "This is called Dunlun Buddha—"

Li Yunjian's eyesight is not good, but his ears are sensitive, so he heard Lu Jitang's words right away.

"Dun Lun?"

"..." Lu Jitang understood what Li Yun said without any effort.

Dun Lun also has the meaning of conjugal happiness.

Li Yunjian only listened to what he wanted to hear, and Li Yunjian came up to him with a shameless face, pitifully, "Senior brother, you can't learn from him, if you are ordained ordained, I will also be ordained and ordained with you, every day in front of the Buddha, with you Dunlun You are happy, let your six sense organs be impure."

Lu Jitang looked at him in surprise, "Who told you that I want to become a monk?"

"Then what are you doing with this Buddha statue so precious? Why don't you hang up the painting?"

Li Yunjian became anxious, knowing that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he quickly shut up.

"How do you know I've got a secondary painting?" Lu Jitang tilted his head slightly, his gaze skipped over Li Yunjian, and landed on the only painting scroll in the flower vat.

Li Yunjian groaned and said, "You hang up the painting first, and I'll tell you."

Lu Jitang walked over, took apart the knotted scroll, found a nail to hang it up, and before Li Yunjian could tell him, he already knew the answer.

The painting was not signed or any words, but a small private seal was printed in the corner.

It is Li Yunjian's private seal.

"I still have one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand paintings like this, all of them are seniors. If seniors want them, just follow me back to the palace to get them."

Lu Jitang touched the peach blossoms on the drawing paper, inspected every inch of the painting carefully, and finally came to a conclusion.

"I just said how the painting is so ugly, I thought it was painted by Tian Bao."

Li Yunjian's mouth opened and closed, and he didn't know how to answer Lu Jitang's words.

"I... I also drew it with my heart, and my brother can't help but like it."

Then he pointed to the incoherent gestures in the painting and said: "Look, I painted the handsome and handsome brother, and this peach blossom, I deliberately painted it on the brother's shoulder..."

Lu Jitang listened quietly, without any reaction.

Li Yunjian's hand hangs down, "But it's all in my imagination. I was not there when senior brother went to Wendoujiu. I also heard what other people said, but I think senior brother should be like this."

Many years ago, he missed Lu Jitang's Wendou wine, but this time he secretly went to see it. He thought that Lu Jitang would be very happy to see the painting, but Lu Jitang rolled up the painting casually and threw it to the people behind him, which made him even more precious. statue of Buddha.

Even Lu Jitang's eyes would light up when he saw a Buddha statue.

Could it be that his paintings are not as good as a Buddha statue?

Hearing what Li Yunjian was struggling with, Lu Jitang felt a little regretful.

I regret not pretending to be a fool for a few more days.

If he pretends to be a fool, Li Yunjian is mature, but once he becomes better, Li Yunjian will become a fool.

"Brother, come back with me, I'll put on your shoes and socks for you, and have sweet and sour short ribs and pork knuckle in the evening, okay?"

"If you don't like me locking you up, I will lose all those chains. I will also write you a lot of guarantee letters, one every day. I will believe everything you say in the future. I used to have a bad temper and I didn't want to be calm with my brother. Speak, if I--no, I won't do this again in the future."

He tossed and turned in bed last night, asking himself over and over in his mind why his senior brother didn't want to go back to the palace with him.

Thinking of dawn, he made a list of all his crimes, and rushed to the Lu residence excitedly, only to learn that Lu Jitang went to Wendoujiu.

As a result, until now, he has completely forgotten all the crimes he listed earlier, and only knows that he will not do it in the future.

No sincerity at all.

Lu Jitang sighed, "I'm from the Lu family now, what's the point of living in the palace with you? Besides, I have my own things to do."

Li Yunjian was in a hurry.

"You are my senior brother, you are the queen I am marrying, why can't you live in the palace with me? What do you have to do? I just order someone to do it for you, so why do you do it yourself?"

"Listen well," Lu Jitang told him with a straight face, "I'm from the Lu family now, and Lu Jitang died a long time ago."

And what he wants to do, only he can do in this world, no one else can do it.

The sentence that Lu Jitang died a long time ago dug a piece of meat in Li Yunjian's heart, as if it was more uncomfortable than giving Lu Jitang a headache at that time.

The three phantoms of Lu Jitang in front of him intertwined and dazzled, as if he had a dream. If he woke up from the dream, would he find that Lu Jitang never came back?

Grasping Lu Jitang's wrist firmly, Li Yunjian pulled him into his arms, and looked down for a long time before finding Lu Jitang's lips.

When he opened his mouth, there was a tooth mark, and several drops of blood appeared on Lu Jitang's lower lip in an instant.

He has always been a little irritable in sexual matters, he prefers to rub Lu Jitang's lower lip, and then suck Lu Jitang's earlobe.

Lu Jitang didn't refuse, panted softly, and let Li Yunjian run amok on him.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to go back, I'll move in with you tomorrow, you can't be nice to me, I just want to be nice to you, you can't be nice to others."

Li Yunjian's thoughts make people laugh, he only wants to be nice to Lu Jitang alone, Lu Jitang can't be nice to others, he can only be nice to him.

There has never been such a domineering statement throughout the ages.

And in his heart, only the combination of two people can prove his relationship with Lu Jitang.

As long as Lu Jitang is still willing to make out with him, it proves that Lu Jitang still has him in his heart, if that day Lu Jitang is not willing to have a good time with him...

Possessive, Li Yunjian pushed him down on the couch and grabbed Lu Jitang's belt.

It's acceptable to make out with Lu Jitang, but this kind of thing is going to be done in broad daylight, how can it be done?

Lu Jitang pushed the person aside, stood up and straightened his clothes.

Li Yun's face was ashamed.

The senior brother is not willing to be with him.

The author says:

Yesterday, a lot of sisters said why everyone couldn’t recognize Lu Jitang on the portrait, emmm, because when I first wrote this, what popped up in my mind was the picture of Tang Palace ladies hahaha, that is, all the characters in the painting share the same The face may be decorated in a different bun, but the expression on the face is the same. Chinese figure paintings are actually very freehand, which is different from the realism of Western oil paintings. Moreover, Li Yunjian’s painting is large in size. What he painted is In the whole Wendou wine scene, the facial details will be weakened, um, that’s it (keep convincing myself hahaha)

I caught a sister's comment today and I really like it! So I posted it in Zuohua!Let me know if this sister thinks it's inappropriate, I'll delete it, hey ;-)

A little poem from [Puffer Fish is Poisonous]: The golden body is drunk when the wine is poured on the ten temples, and the lamps of three thousand troubles are extinguished by waving.Even if the gods and Buddhas laugh at me a lot, it is still true to enter this world.