Supernatural powers are intellectual and handicapped, how do I survive

[Private chat with "Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit"]

Kind Russian Rice Ball: Huh?

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Hmm...

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: Ask how to fight a bear without a weapon.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage essence: I suggest lying down and pretending to die [狗头.jpg]

Well-meaning Russian rice ball: Then he was slapped to death, right? That's how it is.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: It's me, how to escape the battlefield with three shots in the body.

Kind Russian rice ball: ...ah, it's this time.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Yes, I have a very headache here.

Well-meaning Russian rice balls: Then play Bungo Puzzle and wait to be shot in the head by a bullet flying from nowhere. It just so happens that the character of Meiyu has been engraved recently, so it’s time to sit down and have a good time.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: Hey... I don't want Mr. Gansen.

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: ... oh

Kind Russian Rice Ball: ……………

Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit: I leave it to you

Kind Russian rice balls: wait for me

【Your friend "Humanoid self-propelled bandage spirit" has gone offline】

It was a young boy.

The pale-faced boy wrapped himself tightly in the worn-out cloak used to keep warm, and walked hard on the snowy field, changing his direction from time to time according to the wartime traces left on the ground.

Fyodor studied the panel that suddenly appeared in his brain, which was unachievable with the technological level of the world he was in. It was completely controlled by his own thinking, without even using a finger in reality.

Much like the "system" commonly found in internet fast food literature.

After closing the private chat interface, Fyodor studied the general functions of the panel, which contained too many elements he was familiar with, [main task], [daily], [guild], [friends], these elements were mixed together There can only be one answer.

This is a simple game interface.

Most of the buttons are gray, indicating that they are temporarily unavailable. According to the normal game flow, he is still in the novice guidance stage where he cannot freely operate, and he is forced to follow the system guidance to complete some novice teaching.

[Novice task: leave the battlefield before the health value is cleared (in progress)

Reward: Safe Temporary Base (01)]

Only time travel can explain the current situation.

The self-proclaimed human-shaped self-propelled bandage spirit was his companion who grew up with him. Whether he was adopted or went to school, they had never been separated by such a long distance before university.

The companion's name is Shuji Tsushima.

The explorers who passed by 20 years ago found that they were abandoned somewhere in the deep mountains and old forests in Europe, with nothing but oversized one-piece white clothes on their bodies.If they were sent to the hospital a little later, the two children who are not in good health might not survive dawn.

During the follow-up examination, it was found that sensory organs were implanted in their bodies, and they were surgically removed after their bodies improved. The daily life of him and Shuji Tsushima who had to conceal their talents began.

I don't know which person who watched too many movies back then thought that the two of them must be experimental subjects who escaped from an extremely hidden laboratory, and the sensors in their bodies were the evidence.It is impossible for such a young child to be a felon who escaped from some prison. There must be a huge conspiracy behind this.

During that time, they became popular as evidence of "exposing the dark side of society", and various media swarmed like hungry beasts smelling the smell of meat, pushing them to the forefront when they were only three years old.

Behind this is the secret operation of people who are chasing interests.

He is compared with Xiu Zhi, who can pretend to be autistic children, no matter how you want to poke holes in them, you will get nothing, even so, this also makes some greedy adults who hold them tight and don't let go get a lot of money charity.

Compared with himself who is so weak that he will die on the spot in almost a second, Xiuzhi can earn a lot of sympathy points with so many old injuries.Especially the gunshot wound scars running through his body, which looked particularly shocking on a three-year-old child. A normal person would show a look of sympathy and scold the murderer viciously by the way.

Fyodor, turned his head and stared at a certain curly hair beside him.

Shuji Tsushima looked back blankly.

Then they looked at each other and smiled.

It didn't take long for those who regarded them as money-making machines to be in bad luck, and had to stay in prison for the rest of their lives. Since then, he and Xiuzhi have been adopted by a more reliable family.

This vigorous farce barely came to an end.

With an overly ostentatious beginning, their lives are destined to be impure.

Under the condolences of personnel sent by the government from time to time, he and Xiuzhi completed their studies very smoothly with excellent grades. The university even went to Tokyo University and the other went to Moscow State University based on their own guessed nationalities, trying to find out their past. .

More than ten years of hidden precipitation is enough to make people who paid too much attention to them lose interest.If someone asks on the Internet how the two abused children are doing now, will the hellish experience in childhood have an impact on their lives?

The insider's answer would be this - they're fine and turned into otaku.

That’s right, otaku.

Since one day he discovered that he, a Russian, has the same voice as the famous Japanese voice actor Akira Ishida, and Shuji Tsushima has the same voice as Mamoru Miyano, they have reached an agreement on something.

Since then, the two guys whose brains are not at the same latitude as humans started their otaku career.

After Bungo Stray Dogs’ works came out, they didn’t let go of any information in them. After all, Osamu Dazai in it seemed to have moved the existence of Shuji Tsushima into the comics. As expected, Feio, who appeared much later Dole D was also carved out of the same mold as himself.

Shuji is very interested in Oda Sakunosuke in the novel, just like Krypton in the mobile game. After all, he can't meet the same existence in reality, and their brains are the most helpless in the natural department.

During the university vacation, Fyodor went to Japan to find Shuji, and after the two reunited, they went to Yokohama to visit the Holy Land, and walked around wearing high-end cos clothes.Except for the five buildings without the Port Mafia, the rest of the place is the same as the original.

Of course, there were many fans who stopped by the original fans on the way and wanted to take a group photo.

There is an essential difference between Fyodor and Shuji Tsushima.

If the world is compared to a game, then he and Xiu Zhi are bug-level existences that have been hacked from innate. They are invincible and will lose interest in the game after a while. Only each other can bring some unexpected surprises to each other.

It is conceivable that Shuji Tsushima would have fallen into the abyss called loneliness and could not get out if he hadn't been around him at the same level all the time. He would probably have left this oxidized world early like the Japanese writer with the same real name. .

Of course, the oxidized world is his own words.

Made from a bandage, he blindfolds his right eye every day and is suspected to be sealing the real eye of the evil king. No matter how you look at it, it looks like the words spoken by the mouth of the late stage of the second disease. Ordinary people will ignore them as nonsense, but Fyodor knows He is serious.

This is where they differ.

Fyodor loves this world with sincerity. Whether it is the good that is deliberately revealed in the sun, or the evil that is hidden in the dark that ordinary people cannot touch, all of these are like treasures that he has worked hard to obtain. rare.

He loves the ordinary world without supernatural powers.

So he hated the current situation very much.

The brief exchange of information with Shuji Tsushima was enough for the two parties to confirm many things. This kind of communication method has nothing to do with what they really want to express, and only the two of them can continue the conversation smoothly and without obstacles.

This is the world of Bungou Stray Dogs. The timeline is the end of the supernatural war. About 15 years ago, the original work was about a year away from the end of the war.He was in Russia, and Shuji Tsushima was in Japan. It seemed that he was a little more unlucky than him. Not to mention being involved in the war, he was seriously injured and fell into a coma.

There is not enough information on Xiuzhi's side, so it is impossible to determine his situation there.But being able to be forced to make a decision to go to Russia while connected remotely can only be something bad that they can't handle with their current means.

Is it because he has the same face as Osamu Dazai... or is it because he is "Osamu Dazai"?

Fyodor is more inclined to the second possibility.

What's more troublesome is that they can't confirm each other's identity in this world. Is it Fyodor and Tsushima Shuji, or Fyodor D and Dazai Osamu?Different identities will affect all their subsequent actions, and it is related to whether they can return to the world they have lived in for more than 20 years.

Yes, he wants to go back.

Compared with super power background games, he prefers to hang up in pure daily games.

The world with comics that outlived the author, and the world with ALIPROJECT that made him unable to guess the next sound, are incomparable to this world that needs to be purified.

Three hours later, Fyodor finally walked out of the remains of the battlefield covered by heavy snow and found the nearest abandoned camp.With his frail character, three hours of continuous long-distance trek in an extreme environment is enough to push him to the limit, not to mention that his body is only seven years old now, which is far less than when he was an adult.

It would be nice if he didn't collapse and die on the spot.

Relying on the scattered supplies left over from the panic evacuation found in the camp, Fyodor silently waited for the cans to heat up, holding the discarded strategic map in his hand and thinking.

The foundation of this world is similar to the place where he lives, perhaps because the original author is Japanese. The overall big event is set in Yokohama, Japan, and the intelligence of other countries is not involved too much.

He didn't even know whether the most basic war of supernatural beings reflected World War II, or another war after that.

Unable to get more information from the broken map, Fyodor casually threw it into the fire as fuel: "Wartime... The most troublesome situation is that people who mess with the government, and the normal line cannot be used."

Osamu Dazai's past was blank before he was picked up by Mori Ogai. The time period they are in is exactly in the blank, and there is a lot of room for maneuvering.

Based on how well he knew Shuji Tsushima, it was correct to think as much as possible about the trouble he could cause.

"It's really hard to save you in Moscow without a source of information and no subordinates, Xiu Zhi." Fyodor muttered softly as if sighing helplessly, and filled his stomach with the uniformly heated army ration can.

unpalatable.

Stuffing the remaining biscuits and chocolates into his pockets, he put his felt hat and cloak together by the fire to bake, and Fyodor sat in a corner with his knees tucked up to rest, watching the flickering and dancing tongues of flames devour the small A space of coldness and darkness.

The town of Moscow is five hours away, and in an age of hopelessly low computer penetration, hacking is of limited use.

He habitually bit his thumbnail thinking.

"Ah." Fyodor paused and opened his eyes wide.

As a gay friend, he has confidence in Shuji Tsushima's face.