[Interstellar] Reborn as a hostile leader's mobile phone pet, why is it swollen?

Xia Yu sat at the table and had breakfast.

Shang Xi who had already finished breakfast: "You really won't go to the company with me today?"

Xia Yu's face puffed up: "No!"

After Shang Xi left, Xia Yu sat on the sofa and watched TV after having breakfast.

"A puppet of Marshal Xia Yu appeared on the top floor of the PJ building!" The female news anchor on TV reported in an exaggerated tone.

"..." Sitting in front of the TV, Xia Yu felt that black lines had spread all over his face.

If you ask him what's going on, he will definitely not tell you arrogantly.At this time, the importance of the A Yuan brand playback machine is revealed.

It's like this...

After watching Her Majesty the Queen, the two had dinner in the company cafeteria, and Xia Yu proposed to watch Shang Xi's work.

Xia Yu thought: Hey, hey, he used to watch Ah Xi who was working hard outside on the screen, but this time I can finally watch the live-action version. There is no limit to kissing, touching, pinching, pinching, pinching.

Xia Yu said: "When I was on the phone before, I could see whether you were serious about your work. Today I'm going to supervise you!"

Shang Xi thought: Hey, I understand.

Shang Xi said: "Okay honey, I will definitely work hard."

So the two went up to the top floor of the CEO's office together.

In fact, it is really boring to watch male ticket office.

When Shang Xi picked up the third company report, Xia Yu had already finished flipping through his computer, finished pinching his cheeks, finished rubbing his hair, finished eating the dried mangoes he put in the drawer, and finished throwing away his sister in the company. The sisters quietly stuffed little pink notes here and there. (Xia Yu: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! Why are there so many small notes? Hurry up and fire the cleaner here! Shang Xi: I clean the president’s office myself. Xia Yu: You sleep in the guest room tonight .)

Xia Yu, who has nothing to do, said that he should have some fun by himself.

As soon as he turned his head, the small light bulb on his head suddenly lit up!

The three sides of the president's office are covered with large floor-to-ceiling glass. This kind of installation is most suitable for watching the night view!

Xia Yu ran to the big glass to look out, but found that he couldn't see the scene outside clearly.

"Ah Xi, why can't you see outside?" Xia Yu asked unhappily.

"It may be that the indoor light is too strong, and the outside light is relatively dark. There are few entertainment facilities in the capital, so the outside is not very bright at night." Shang Xi explained. (Shang Xi: Such a simple physical phenomenon can be solved in minutes! When I was in the Interstellar Military Academy, I had the title of "Little Prince of Physics", Xiao Yu loves to worship me >▽
"Hmm... It's a pity that I can't see the night scene... Eh?" Xia Yu suddenly discovered that although he couldn't see the night scene, he could use these big glasses to take pictures!mirror!son!

Open the bangs and take a photo.Huh?There is a little red on the forehead, is it going to be acne?

Ah, the sweater I'm wearing today is so handsome, it looks ten years younger than Ah Xi!

God!Who is the long-legged Oppa in the mirror?What!Is he the incomparably witty, legendary, handsome, and strategizing Alliance Marshal Xia Yu?Oh, I'm falling in love with him!

While turning around, Xia Yu secretly praised herself in her heart.

360 degrees without dead angle, open a mouthful of small white teeth, feel great!

However, at this moment, a rumbling sound came from the roof, accompanied by two flashes of white light.

"Ah, ah, ah, what's going on?"

Shang Xi placated the hair of the little pet beside Shun, "It's okay, that's the airship team taking pictures and patrolling in the capital. The photos will be posted on the official website of the capital every day, so that the rebel citizens can come to find suspicious persons together. Don't worry .”

Σ(дlll)

Seeing that the people around him were no longer flustered, he thought he had comforted his little pet, but he didn't expect that when Xia Yu looked up, there were two lines of hot tears on his face.

"That is to say, the stupidity of me looking in the mirror by the window just now will be seen by the people of all interstellar..."

ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ!Misty Grass, my heart hurts so much!

What is that pile of dumpling stuffing on the ground for?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! Fuck you, that's my broken heart!

The broadcast of the female news anchor on TV is not over yet.

"...In the photos sent back by the Capital Patrol last night, a puppet of the Marshal of the Union appeared by the window of the president's office of PJ Corporation. Is it deep hatred, or love? Please look forward to follow-up reports."

My heart is so tired, I feel that I will never love again.

Just as Xia Yu was sitting on the sofa and giving up on himself, the doorbell rang.

"Who are you looking for?" Xia Yu asked.

"This is my son's house, who are you?"

"..." This is unscientific, is this an ugly daughter-in-law who wants to see her in-laws?Bah, bah, no, it's the handsome son-in-law meeting his father-in-law!

"Open the door!"

"He he he he is not at home! Come back next time!"

"I don't care! Love to open the door!"

Xia Yu looked at the muscles in his arms and felt that he had a slight chance of winning against the old leader.

Just a little chance?You can't even beat the old man?The little black angel is here to fight for the appearance rate again.

Mudzakai is hot!I haven't been exercising recently, so don't expose it!

Finally, the door opened under the roar of the old chief.

"Who are you! Why are you at my son's house!" Before the old leader could finish his sentence, he suddenly frowned, and then he actually laughed: "Ah, it's you, Xia Yu! Last night I was arrested in my son's office." The photographed turned out to be a real person, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—”

"..."

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Are you really the old leader who has not been pierced by the soul?

Is it really you that domineering leader I saw on TV when I was a child with full aura that can stop children crying at night?

"My son actually abducted the first marshal of the alliance to be his wife, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—"

Hearing this, Xia Yu finally couldn't help correcting: "It's my husband..."

The old leader stopped laughing: "Are you serious?"

"Yeah." Xia Yu lied shamelessly.

Σ(дlll)!What?My son was crushed?

The old leader quickly hid in the kitchen, and called his son's phone: "Hey, son, it turns out that you were suppressed, and I really regret having you!"

Shang Xi (in a daze): "Old man, what are you talking about?"

The old leader who was in tears: "Come back Kuaiai, I want to talk to your future husband about the dowry. That's it, hang up."

"Dududu-"

Shang Xi: "..."

Xia Yu felt a gust of cold wind blowing by, and couldn't help shrinking his neck.

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