Naruto's "Xiao" Chronicle

Konoha 55 June 25

Some wounds, no matter how long it has passed, will hurt when touched; some people, no matter how long it has passed, will feel pain when they think about it.

--Inscription

Even after two days, I still haven't quite gotten used to living in "Xiao". This bearded organization is really top-notch, I have to sigh.

Once there is no money, I think it is probably all in Jiaodu.

Second, I don’t have a fixed place to live, and I live in a tent every day. Even though I have no complaints, the mosquitoes visit me a few times every night, and my blood pressure drops instantly.

The third is the problem of team formation...

I faintly glanced at someone beside me who was constantly smiling. Seeing him sticking out his slippery tongue and gently licking the corner of his mouth, I couldn't help twitching the corners of my eyes, feeling a chill.

Payne threw me a mission scroll this morning, and there was some indifference in those misty eyes, "The first mission, do it well."

"Why did you put me on the same team as Orochimaru?" I put on my bamboo hat and looked at Orochimaru who was smiling slyly not far away.

"They both come from the same village, so there will be a tacit understanding..." Payne stopped talking and turned his head into the cave.

"Let's go..." Walking in front of Orochimaru, the indifferent voice made him stare at me for a moment, and then smiled extremely disgustingly, "Let's go... Uchiha Itachi..."

The unique sunshine and gentleness given in the woods make the body and mind a little trance.The sound of footsteps one after the other resounded around, and a group of crows screamed. I heard Orochimaru stop, and a trivial sound came from behind.

——Can you finally bear it?

The creamy touch lingered on his body, and even through two or three layers of coats, he could still feel the icy coldness.

"What are you doing? Orochimaru..." I looked at the white snake who kept spitting out the letter, a pair of bloody eyes flashed a little greed.

"Hehe...You who are as smart as you, how could you not know...the sharingan of the Uchiha clan, together with your body, Uchiha Itachi, I accept it without hesitation..." The body tightened, The huge tongue keeps zooming in on the field of vision...

"yes……"

I turned my head and looked at Orochimaru with a startled expression, the evil Sangouyu swimming in my eyes, and the atmosphere was chilled at this moment.

"Hehe... the powerful Xueji... unexpectedly fell into the golden binding illusion without knowing it, as expected..." Orochimaru lowered his head, and there seemed to be movement in his hands.

"呵——" A bright blood spray splashed in the air, I looked at the blood that was constantly overflowing, and tilted my head.

"Give up... In my eyes, I have already seen through any of your tricks... I think I am too young, so I don't take me seriously... I only look at a person by appearance... you His [Measure] is not enough... Greedy grabbing things that don't belong to me... I have to pay the price... I will see if I still have my life to live..." My sarcasm made his eyes even more resentful, cold and More fear.

No longer looking at that annoying face, I put away my kunai and slowly walked out of the forest.

The mission went smoothly, without some people's obstruction, and there was no such-and-such that was killed halfway.Killed someone, cut off his head, handed in the task, took the bounty, and returned to the organization.

In the empty field, only Jiaodu was planting mushrooms by himself (...). Seeing me, he moved slowly and came to my side, "Itachi-kun... are you back? Where is Orochimaru?"

"I don't know, maybe menopause is here, go and solve your physical problems." I took out the reward and handed it to Jiaodu.

After hearing my words, the corners of the hands trembled, not only coughing...

"I don't know if your menopause has arrived..." I continued.

"..." Jiao Du glared at me fiercely, "Then, Mr. Weasel, have you reached puberty yet?" After speaking, his expression was cunning.

"Thriving and trying to contribute to population growth..."

"..." Jiao was silent, and raised his head for a while, "You really like me... Itachi-kun..."

"To each other." I stopped talking, and I could only hear the high-pitched crows flying in the woods.

"By the way... Itachi-kun... There is another member you haven't seen yet." The corner who was unwilling to be lonely lit a cigarette sullenly, and leaned on the tree in a daze.

I didn't say anything because I knew he would follow.

really……

"It's me!! (X2) Itachi-sang (X2) I'm Baijue, (I'm Heijue), you can call me Baijue baby (you can call me uncle Heijue's younger brother)." A man suddenly appeared from the ground Head, yin and yang hair in the style of a ridiculous pair of flytraps on either side.

"Huh? Where's Weasel-kun?" Bai Jue looked around, wondering.

"..., I'm on top of you." I replied with a paralyzed face.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Silence, absolute silence...

"Then Mr. Weasel, can you come down?" Hei Jue met my eyes and said politely, but I saw a few drops of cold sweat on his head.

I lowered my head (...), only then did I see his true face in Lushan.

——There are plants that look like people, CA! !He can still talk!

Can you grab and dissect...

I was thinking in my heart, and I didn't hear the interaction between Kakuzu and Zetsu. When I came back to my senses, the other members came back in twos and threes, and I didn't see Orochimaru.

Guixie carried several stacks of seafood into the kitchen, and Payne kept wandering in front of his eyes, instead of checking the time, he turned his attention to the kitchen.

"Where's Orochimaru? Suzaku?"

"I don't know." Answer truthfully.

"La la la, la la la, I'm a little connoisseur of delivering letters. I'm not afraid of Ji Lily. I'm walking and watching. I just finished buying "Intimate Paradise" today..."

"..." I saw that the veins in Payne's hands burst out violently, and his murderous aura kept leaking out, like a steamed bun. No, it's a bun-like face, just a steamed bun face. (…)

"Hey... Boss, this is Orochimaru's resignation letter..." A Fei rushed over, I don't think he saw the stone under his feet at all.

"Peng——" The close contact with the ground through the mask caused a blood to rise up on his back.

Payne ignored it, picked up the bloody letter, and read:

"Fuck! Number Zero!! I'm out of the organization!! I'm gone @!!! Don't try to chase me back!!! I don't know where I am now!! I'm lost!! I'm fed up with this organization Yes!!Your mother!!I curse you to be number zero forever!!Counterattack is hopeless!!And Uchiha Itachi, you boring man!!From now on!You don't want to live happily!I heard you There is also my younger brother Sang, ha ha... ha ha... I heard that he is a beautiful woman! I want it!! Damn it!! I quit!!"

The murderous aura filled the air, and the people around me immediately moved away from Payne and me.

A powerful cold pressure emanated from his body, and he took the letter from Payne's hand expressionlessly, and a fireball ionized it.

(Itachi: Why do I write this kind of diary!)

(Xiao Shui: There is probably a sullen heart hidden under a paralyzed face.)

(Itachi: "...")

Payne was much calmer than expected, he didn't act too angry, he just looked at us lightly: "What do you think?"

"It's time to eat." The heartless Ah Fei shouted.

"This bastard! You are more shameless than Itachi-kun!"

"..."

"Master Cthulhu is the most kind..."

"Throw it into the sea and feed the fish..."

"Make it a puppet and go to a striptease..."

I couldn't help but see that scene in my mind, and I couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Traitor!" (x2)

"Find someone to make up for..."

Payne snapped his fingers very temperamentally, "Listen to Baihu, absolutely, who is there?"

"Iwanin Village, underground clay stylist, Didara." Bai Jue thought for a while, then looked at me, "I met once, a nice young man, one year younger than Itachi."

——Uh... that's called a little brat, okay...

"Okay, let's set off tomorrow and call him into the group." Payne was very angry and said to the moon, and then his stomach rumbled...

"Ga————" The crow on my shoulders well reflects my mood at this time...

Payne rubbed his hungry flat stomach and looked at us: "Oshemaru is gone, who will borrow his position? To cook—?"

Everyone looked at each other, then looked at me...

Like a pack of hungry wolves looking at Lori (...)

"I don't……

"Okay...Suzaku...you really love the organization...this is a crisis of life and death, you are the first to stand up, okay...I appoint you as the head of the organization..." Payne nodded appreciatively ...

"...%&%*(%%*%*..." Which of your eyes sees me step forward, and there must be a limit to the mustache, you bastard...

……

"Today we eat the magic horse... Suzaku?" A group of people crowded on the dining table less than one square meter.

This organization is really ^...poor can...

"Fried Orochiwan...Steamed Orochiwan...Braised Orochiwan and...Sweet and Sour Orochiwan..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Everyone watched all kinds of vegetables and meat on the plate being sliced ​​into big snake balls, and fell silent.

I moved my chopsticks indifferently, picked out a "Orochi Pill" with blood on my face, and put it in my belly gracefully.

Payne was so hungry that his eyes were dizzy, and he couldn't control so much, he just dragged the "Braised Orochiwan" and ate it hastily (...)

So, that foodie Ah Fei took action...

The people who were unwilling to be lonely acted...

"Oshemaru-san is so delicious..."

"Mr. Orochimaru's head is so delicious..."

"And the body is delicious..."

"The heart is very tender and white..."

"A perfect work of art..."

I smiled in my heart——

Orochimaru, it's my younger brother's idea, let me molested you first.

"Suzaku... I didn't expect your cooking skills to be so good." Payne sat down on the sofa after eating and drinking, slowly recollecting.

"Ah... I used to be the monitor of the cooking team in Anbu..."

"It's really overkill..."

After I answered, I slowly walked back to the previous tent...

Do you cook?

I made it specially for Sasuke.

but now……

"It seems that I can't do it anymore..." I laughed at myself, took the mirror and looked at the face inside, old, tired, ugly...

I will never forget, the hateful wandering in those eyes was like a knife piercing into my embarrassing heart...

It's like being choked for breath and sent into the hell of the nether world. I am imprisoned and can't do anything...

That's my favorite brother...

My younger brother who I would sacrifice my life to protect...

But when I think about turning around, I can't help the pain...

Forget it!Uchiha Itachi! !Forget it! ! !

I almost twitched the sadness in my heart, and stuffed the thick sourness in my eyes into my heart.

Ninja, what a pity...

——Sasuke...do you hate me...

——Then just keep hating like this...

——Water your life with hatred, and make yourself stronger with the determination of revenge...

—revenge on me!hate me!Then linger in pain forever! !

——My stupid brother...

——Just live in cowardice forever...

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