simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan found out that the monkey changed its skin but not its lining, and was still a careless second fool who just changed Zhou Zheng's skin.

Xu Jiangshan was walking back when a text message came from his cell phone.

"You can't live in your dormitory without water and electricity, you come to my place"

Xu Jiangshan knew it was Xue Wei without even looking.

However, he still reservedly replied, "Where are Dahua and the others? It's better for me to be with them."

Xue Wei "..."

"Also possible"

Xu Jiangshan was shocked "..."

The monkey came over and looked at it, "What's the matter? Don't you want to go? Most of the bosses are very understanding."

Xu Jiangshan asked back incomprehensibly, "Shouldn't you persuade me?! Then I will decline and agree again!"

Monkey "...heh"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while and made the best use of his bad ears, and replied, "Okay, since you insist so hard, I will reluctantly agree."

"……it is good"

The monkey pouted contemptuously when he saw it.

Xu Jiangshan pretended not to see it.

After walking for a long time, the monkey's legs hurt a little, so he found a seat and sat down to rest. Xu Jiangshan saw it and said, "Tired? I'm not even tired?"

The monkey "... ran away after handing out leaflets"

Xu Jiangshan "... Tired, right? Just... Never thought of giving up?"

The monkey shook his head, "It's easy to give up this job, but I'd rather die if I give up the black tree."

Xu Jiangshan "...admired"

Monkey raised his eyebrows, "Although I'm tired, I think I'm living a good life now. People say that life is only when you're busy. This sentence is right. By the way, let me tell you something."

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh? What's the matter?"

Monkey "Have you opened the bedside table in the boss's room?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "No, what's wrong?"

Monkey "... there are very important things inside, you will be surprised when you see it, you can take a peek if you have a chance"

Xu Jiangshan "peek? Cut, I won't peek. I will say it directly. Will Xue Wei reject me? Just kidding, I have lived for 20 years and Xue Wei has never said a word to me."

Monkey: "Hmm... I'm envious, I haven't heard a good word since I've been with the boss for a year"

Xu Jiangshan "Hmm, I'll ask if I have the chance"

The monkey rolled his eyes, "I don't think he will let you see it"

Xu Jiangshan "Just wait and see!"

In the evening Xu Jiangshan washed up and sat on the bed while Xue Wei was not there, his eyes fell on the bedside cabinet.

"……"have a look?

Xu Jiangshan thought that it wasn't that he didn't want to ask Xue Wei, but that Xue Wei wasn't here now.Then since the relationship between the two of them doesn't distinguish between you and me, it shouldn't be a problem, right?

Xue Wei was taking a bath, and the sound of the water jet falling on the ground told Xu Jiangshan that he was safe now.

Xu Jiangshan scratched the wet hair that he hadn't had time to blow, then leaned out from under the quilt and reached for the cabinet.

Although Xu Jiangshan was deceiving himself, he was really a little nervous, but when his hand was about to touch the cabinet door, there was a clear "pop" sound. Xu Jiangshan was so frightened that he immediately withdrew his hand. Looking back, it turned out to be a computer. The radiator was not placed properly, and the quilt under it was pulled by him, just in time for it to come over and hit the remote control of the TV in the living room underneath.

Xu Jiangshan breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest lightly, and then continued to stretch towards the cabinet door, but this time his wrist was grabbed by a big hand, and it was Xue Wei's muscles that were still dripping water.

"...I think your cabinet door is very beautiful"

Xue Wei's expression didn't change, he just held the towel on his head and let go of Xu Jiangshan, "The door of the cabinet is made by the school, and the whole thing is less than 50 yuan."

Xu Jiangshan "...ah? Really? I just like cheap ones"

Xue Wei didn't expose him, he just stood up and began to wipe his hair, "Come down and blow his hair"

Guilty Xu Jiangshan walked up to Xue Wei with a hair dryer and tried to blow hair for Xue Wei who was two heads taller than him.

Xue Wei "...I mean you blow it first"

Xu Jiangshan "...huh? Oh"

Xue Wei "But if you want to brag to me, you can brag to me"

Xu Jiangshan "go"

Xue Wei sat by the bed, lowered his head to facilitate Xu Jiangshan to blow.

Amidst the buzzing sound, Xu Jiangshan's gaze never left the bedside table.

……what is it? ! !

Xue Wei "...too hot"

Xu Jiangshan "There are so many things to do, it's good to be roasted, I just want to eat pig brains"

Xue Wei "... pig brain?"

Xu Jiangshan "huh"

Xue Wei "The pig's brain is eighty points more than yours in the college entrance examination"

Xu Jiangshan grabbed Xue Wei's head, "...I roasted you!"

Xue Wei grabbed Xu Jiangshan's arm, and Xu Jiangshan didn't sit still and lay on Xue Wei's lap. Xu Jiangshan prevented the hair dryer from burning Xue Wei and had to throw it away. Who knew that Xue Wei's expression became more intriguing when he saw it? Increased, Xu Jiangshan yelled for a while, it was useless and wanted to sit up by himself, but Xue Wei didn't intend to let him go, but fixed him tightly in his arms, Xu Jiangshan kept one leg up for a long time One leg lost strength on Xue Wei's leg, so he had to grab something casually to keep his balance. The squid used all his strength because he was angry with Xue Wei, a human who used force to dominate the world and wanted to catch him like a chicken. A little bigger.

Xue Wei felt a cold in his crotch, Xu Jiangshan straightened his legs and looked up at the bath towel in his hand, then looked down reflexively.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "... woo... woo woo!!! Big big!!! Big!"

Xue Wei took the quilt and covered it, "What's the big deal? Stupid?"

Xu Jiangshan "Great... Dapeng spreads its wings"

Xue Wei "..." Look at this kid who was so frightened that he even showed off his sixth grade vocabulary.

Xue Wei thoughtfully picked him up and put him aside, grabbed his head and blown him with a hair dryer.

Xu Jiangshan "..." as if something stayed in his eyes and never left.

Xue Wei: "What's wrong?"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't talk to me! I'm deaf!"

Xue Wei "... I'll treat you to pork chop rice tomorrow"

Xu Jiangshan "good"

Xue Wei: "...Aren't you deaf?!"

The sound of the hair dryer was a bit loud, but Xu Jiangshan could still hear what Xue Wei said, "One ear is good but the other is not! Sometimes I can hear it, but sometimes I can't!"

Xue Wei "..." In fact, it means listening to what you like or not?Willful enough.

Xu Jiangshan "That...Xue Wei!"

Xue Wei: "Huh? Just don't move around for a while."

Xu Jiangshan, "What's in your bedside table?"

Xue Wei "##!"

Xu Jiangshan "...huh?"

Xue Wei helplessly said "##!!"

Xu Jiangshan "... speak louder!"

Xue Wei put away the hair dryer, "Blow dry, go to sleep"

Xu Jiangshan "..." Don't do that! ! !I'm so heartbroken! !I didn't hear it! !

Xue Wei: "You are deaf, it's the same as if you didn't say it, go to sleep"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei, "Go to sleep, or I'll watch it too"

Xu Jiangshan stared, "What are you looking at?"

Xue Wei: "What do you think? Dapeng spreads its wings?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei looked down and said, "No, it's the stupid bird that flies first."

Xu Jiangshan was irritated, he first grabbed Xue Wei's hair, then closed his eyes, and the last step was screaming and rubbing Xue Wei's short hair.

Xue Wei let him rub it without moving, even if his eyelids were pulled to reveal the ugly whites of his eyes, he still spoiled his wife too much.

"Crack" the green snake's head came in through the crack of the door, "Boss, let's watch a movie together, can't you sleep..." After seeing Xu Jiangshan's messy forehead hair, messy bath towel, and Xue Wei who was being ridden with a face of indifference" You go on, excuse me"

When the door closed with a "click", Xu Jiangshan felt that he had been misunderstood.

It is very likely that I was misunderstood as doing something unspeakable with Xue Wei.

However, Green Snake didn't think that way, what he thought was that Xu Jiangshan and Xue Wei were doing something unspeakable!It turned out to be the active one! !Sure enough, boys who watch SpongeBob SquarePants are always surprising! !

Xue Wei "... see?"

Xu Jiangshan "...Look!"