simba and sean

Is Xu Jiangshan the kind of person who gives up on himself and has no positive spirit at all? !

Xu Jiangshan patted the sink and made a "pop".

The boy in the milk tea shop was shocked again and looked at Xu Jiangshan with helpless and panicked eyes.

Xu Jiangshan wretchedly raised his orchid fingers and pinched his throat and said, "Yo~ Brother~ Is there a wrong toilet? This is the women's toilet~"

The milk tea brother said "...I'm sorry" and ran out of the toilet.

Xu Jiangshan turned around and asked Xue Wei, "Is it disgusting?"

Xue Wei "... is more than disgusting"

Xu Jiangshan "That's the effect, let's go!"

After Xu Jiangshan and Xue Wei left, the milk tea brother thought of a question. There is only one public toilet in the milk tea shop, so how can there be any men's and women's toilets?

After Xu Jiangshan came out from a long distance, he looked at the milk tea brother affectionately, and he responded with a disgusting feeling that was fresh and refined, and affectionately filled with the feeling of wishing to disgust him to death. The milk tea brother saw the rag in his hand accidentally fell into it. into the guest's milk tea cup.

Seeing Xu Jiangshan's eyes light up, the monkey raised his hand and snapped his fingers, "That's how it feels!"

Xu Jiangshan nuzzled his mouth and sat in the co-pilot, and the monkey stared at Xu Jiangshan's face "...it seems that there is something missing..."

Xu Jiangshan "...what do you want?"

Monkey "Sister-in-law... It's not difficult to find that you look nennen for nothing, and it doesn't match your outfit"

Xu Jiangshan "...I tell you, no one can touch my face"

Monkey "I'll just draw twice, don't be afraid"

Xu Jiangshan "...I tell you, no one can touch my face"

Monkey "I'll just draw twice~sister-in-law~"

Xu Jiangshan "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Monkey "Two thousand!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...Okay"

Zhang Yitian came over, "What? Painting? I'm good at it."

Xu Jiangshan "...go away, don't touch my face"

Zhang Yitian "Only five dollars in his pocket"

Xu Jiangshan "You want to touch my face for five dollars? Get lost!"

Zhang Yitian: "What do you mean! Look down on me?!"

Xu Jiangshan "No, I have no problem with you, I mean you are a piece of trash"

Zhang Yitian: "...Just tell me, how much is it to touch your face!"

Xu Jiangshan: "At least one hundred!" Zhang Yitian jingled three times, let alone a hundred.

Zhang Yitian turned around and said to Liu Pingan, "Do you have 100 yuan?"

Liu Pingan resisted and stepped back, "No!"

Zhang Yitian was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he went on a hungry tiger and found the wrinkled 100 yuan from Liu Pingan's pants pocket.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Zhang Yitian took it out, "Is there!! Isn't there?!"

Liu Pingan clutched his crotch, "Yeah~"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Do you think I will take such a tasteful money? Are you insulting me?"

Zhang Yitian: "You are the one who insulted you! 100 yuan! Do you want it!"

Xu Jiangshan curled his lips, "Cut, do you think I will want it?"

The monkey "..." Yes!Isn't it just 100 yuan!Sister-in-law is a principled person!

Zhang Yitian put the money in front of Xu Jiangshan, "Oh, yes, I firmly believe it"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Monkey "..." Seeing his sister-in-law's determined expression, he will not be swayed by 100 yuan.

Zhang Yitian shook the money in his hand.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Monkey nodded, his sister-in-law really impressed him.

Zhang Yitian shook the money in his hand.

Xu Jiangshan tore it off "...bring it!!!"

Zhang Yitian "I will say"

The monkey "...then start drawing" are all illusions.

Xue Wei drove the rest of the people to play with Xu Jiangshan's face with the monkey, wishing to make Xu Jiangshan's face into a wreath.The car drove for half an hour, and the sun was shining outside, but the air was still freezing cold.

Xu Jiangshan was trembling in a big green padded jacket, trembling with bright red lips painted to the nasolabial folds, and mustered up the courage to enter the coffee shop. Behind him were three active Lei Feng who did good deeds without leaving their names. Lei Feng looked at Xu Jiangshan's back just like the mood described in Zhu Ziqing's "Back View" in the elementary school text.

In this warm atmosphere, through the glass door, Xu Jiangshan slowly raised his middle finger to the three Lei Fengs sincerely, and then blinked because of the scum of mascara.

Xue Wei "...if his eyes are inflamed, I will give you three people [-] yuan each, and I will goug your eyes"

monkey"……"

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan "I remember the Kazilan I used? Kazilan won't fall off!" As he said, he picked up the mascara on the cushion and looked at it.

Zhang Yitian: "Kazlan is very expensive, it costs several hundred, would a monkey buy something so expensive?"

Liu Pingan looked at the three big characters of "Kazhilan" on the black tube body and said for a long time, "You have to be flat and tongue-tied when buying cosmetics these days."

Monkey "Oh~ I'm sorry, Kazilan is too expensive, so I bought Kazilan. What, my sister-in-law's eyes are inflamed, I will pay for it, as long as he makes that person disgusting... Look, look!! It's that man !"

The three of them were about to squeeze into the top of the console of Xue Wei's car, Xue Wei "get out of the car and look inside, he doesn't know you"

The monkey was taken aback, "Yes!"

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As soon as Xu Jiangshan came in, everyone was watching. Xu Jiangshan felt like a piece of shit fell into the broth.

But this is also his purpose, and the first step is all achieved, which seems to be in poor taste.

Xu Jiangshan took two steps forward and felt that the three of them had gone too far for him, not like vulgar taste, but like mental illness, but he was still curious about what the other party was like, he looked up and was stunned up.

The monkey said that sitting on the agreed position was a gold necklace that weighed a pound around his neck, which looked like a dog chain for a bulldog. Looking up, it was a standard buttocks and chin, and going up...forget it , let’s look down, and then he vomited first, and looked down, it was a golden suit with dense patterns of copper coins and ingots on it. With all due respect, he never knew that a suit could be so dirty, Xu Jiangshan Just as he was about to turn around and leave, at this moment he heard a familiar laugh coming from the last table in front of him. Even without looking, it was definitely a monkey.

Xu Jiangshan "...heh... hello, it's..."

When the monkey heard Xu Jiangshan's gentle voice and tone, he stood up angrily and threw the magazine, shouting "Vulgar!! Be vulgar! Disgusting! Be disgusting!"

Xu Jiangshan quickly changed his tone and pointed his fingers straight to his nostrils and sat down on his buttocks.

The roughness of the voice made the monkey sit back in its seat with peace of mind.

The man on the opposite side was stunned for a moment, making it look like he was a normal person, and then he heard a movement of throwing a plate in the corner, and quickly changed back, shaking his feet, holding a toothpick in his hand and trying to insert it. Between teeth, he said while doing movements, "My name is Ersha, you can call me a big fool, my family has a car and a house, but I am uneducated! You will marry me and have five children!"

Looking at his posture, Xu Jiangshan felt that Hei Shu's mother's eyes were no different from Zhang Yitian's, but his professionalism told him that he could not lose. Compared with the other party, he could only say that he was evenly matched. At least it must be more disgusting than the other party!