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Xu Jiangshan didn't have time to go back to the dormitory and walked to the door of the dormitory, so he went directly to the infirmary. Although he really wanted to go to the bathroom first, he went back and forth to the infirmary to watch Xue Wei go to the bathroom by the way.

When Xu Jiangshan found Xue Wei, both of them were very happy, "Xue Wei!!"

"country!!"

The two hugged, Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "What's wrong?"

Xue Wei looked down at Xu Jiangshan's lower body, "...do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Xu Jiangshan "... how do you know?"

Xue Wei "Your legs are clamped into an X shape"

Xu Jiangshan "...uh..."

Xue Wei, "Go to the toilet first, Liu Pingan and the others said they are going to buy Xiaoyao Pills for me."

Xu Jiangshan held his bladder that was about to explode and persisted in his doubts, "Xiaoyao Wan?! Isn't that what menopausal women eat? What do you eat?"

Xue Wei, "Go to the bathroom, I'll talk about it when you come back"

Xu Jiangshan "Oh oh oh"

When Liu Ping came back, he happened to pass by the men's restroom, and when Xu Jiangshan came back from the toilet, he saw Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian carrying a transparent plastic bag, which contained the largest medicine box among all the medicines... Open the plug dew.

The famous chrysanthemum kaisailu!

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Liu Pingan saw him, "Hey, you're back? How are you? Have you had the interview? Where is the place? How's the salary? Are you tired from work?"

Xu Jiangshan "... I can't answer, and what are you carrying in your hand?"

Liu Ping'an looked down, "Kaisailu, what's the matter? The boss told me to buy it, saying that it soothes the liver, regulates qi and nourishes the blood."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Zhang Yitian: "Yes, the boss said that he will give you a box to replenish energy and blood."

Xu Jiangshan's face was pale, "Huh? Kaisailu can also nourish Qi and blood? Do you think I have never studied medicine?"

Zhang Yitian: "...The boss is talking about Kaiselu... You don't mean we bought the wrong one?!"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ha, it's not just a wrong purchase, it's even upside down."

Liu Pingan: "Then what do you want to buy?! What did I buy this for?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Xue Wei asked you to buy Xiaoyao Pills! You bought Kaisailu!! It is used to treat constipation on the anus!!"

Liu Pingan: "...When I bought it, I told them that we all drink this in the dormitory"

Zhang Yitian: "...I also said that our boss can eat this food if he has nothing to do"

Xu Jiangshan: "...and you are using such an obvious belt to tell the world that you two are constipated?"

Liu Pingan "... 150 yuan, I don't know if I can get it back"

Zhang Yitian: "Let's go, I can't refund, I'm lying in front of their store with this thing"

Xu Jiangshan watched the two of them leave, "...How can Xiaoyaowan sound like Kaisailu?"

Xue Wei was also puzzled by this, "In addition to your abnormal brain, you two roommates also have problems with their ears?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "No."

Xue Wei "..."

Xue Wei's complexion improved a lot

"Would you like something to eat? Do you have a snack now?"

Xue Wei: "Snacks? Don't eat them. I used to eat... potato chips with you once in high school?"

Looking at Xue Wei's confused expression, Xu Jiangshan suddenly remembered that Xue Wei was just a kid under 20 years old. It felt like being stabbed by Cupid with an arrow!

"Wait a minute, brother will buy you two treasures"

Xue Wei wondered, "Baby?"

Xu Jiangshan believes that snacks have two treasures and one treasure: Weilong spicy strips

Two Treasures: Fat House Happy Water

Xue Wei looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar packaging without any desire to touch it.

Xu Jiangshan opened the spicy bar, "Come on, take a look, this is full of garbage oil, this cheap taste, yes! This is the taste! Come and eat a piece!"

Xue Wei dodged Xu Jiangshan's hand.

Xu Jiangshan blinked and put the spicy stick in front of Xue Wei's nose, forcing Xue Wei to lean his head against the wall and have no place to retreat.

This hot strip red red white white smells nothing but it doesn't look delicious...

Xu Jiangshan "Try it?"

Xue Wei "... don't you want to taste it?"

Xu Jiangshan "...I'll give you a bite first, take a look"

Before Xue Wei could stop it, he saw Xu Jiangshan stuffing a spicy stick into his mouth and chewing.That expression can be said to be quite enjoyable.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Awwhhhhhhhhhh"

Xue Wei "..." Is it really that delicious?

Xue Wei picked up a stick, put it into his mouth suspiciously under Xu Jiangshan's encouraging eyes, and then chewed, his expression didn't change after chewing for a while, and he still had no expression after chewing and swallowing.

Xu Jiangshan looked at him with glowing eyes, "How is it?"

Xue Wei "...um..." It's a special taste, not the conventional one. Something strange is put in it to make the original compressed noodles more fragrant.

Xu Jiangshan looked at him anxiously, "How is it? You are talking!"

Xue Wei looked at his eyes and the corners of his mouth slowly raised, "It's delicious"

Xu Jiangshan finally felt relieved, then excitedly took out Coke and gave it to Xue Wei, "Have a sip?"

Xue Wei "..."

pharmacy

Liu Pingan: "No, why don't you let me return the product?! Just because you wrote the wrong drug record?! My classmates said it! Buy something that can be drunk! Look at this! Who have you seen drink Kaisel!! Hurry up Replace it with Xiaoyao Pill for me!!"

The clerk saw Liu Ping'an's strong bones and chose to let the pharmacy manager handle it and asked Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian to wait.

Zhang Yitian asked in a low voice, "What do you think if the manager is stronger than you?"

Liu Pingan patted his hand, "Don't worry, I have never seen a real person who is stronger than me except for the boss, and we are just changing medicine."

As soon as he finished speaking, the small door behind the counter in the pharmacy opened and a... black man came out.

Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian looked at the curvature of the abdominal muscles exposed through the knitted sweater and the 1.9-meter height of the foreign friend who touched the roof, looked at the Kaiselu in his hand, thought for a while, and picked it up.

The black man walked over with a smile on his face, "What do you want?"

Chinese is surprisingly good.

Liu Pingan: "...No, I found Kaiselu to be delicious"

Zhang Yitian: "Yeah, I can't stop drinking one bottle and want to drink another one."

Black "...is there a problem then?"

Liu Pingan waved his hand, "No, no, no problem, we just want to buy another Xiaoyao Pill, hahaha"

The black man nodded, "Okay, okay, call me if you need anything."

Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian "It's okay"