simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan looked at his lower body, "I don't eat mushrooms"

Xue Wei: "...I... didn't mean this! There's plenty of grass! I'll give you whatever you want, come here and give me a kiss."

Xu Jiangshan nodded and walked to Xue Wei in two steps. The old man stuck out his tongue and licked Xue Wei's face.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "baa~~"

Xue Wei "...I mean you kiss me"

Xu Jiangshan took another lick.

Xue Wei took a tissue and wiped his face, turned around and saw Xu Jiangshan staring at him attentively, couldn't bear it anymore, hugged him to his lap, and forced him to sit on his body, it was really comfortable to hold him like this, He has long wanted to do this. Xu Jiangshan weighs less than a hundred catties, but it feels soft and comfortable to hold. He hugged him once when he was in high school. Every night, every hour, every minute Every second, he misses

"I said, kiss me" Xue Wei thought about giving him another chance.

Xu Jiangshan stuck out his tongue and licked Xue Wei's nose. He seemed to want to lick it in circles. Xue Wei blocked his mouth in advance. )”

Xue Wei supported the back of his head to prevent him from shrinking back. The temperature between his lips and teeth was too intimate. His body temperature continued to rise, and gradually became hot like a piece of hot iron. Xu Jiangshan frowned when it was so hot, Xue Wei Not wanting to be limited to this, he couldn't help but want to do more, as if he could integrate the other party with himself, he was not satisfied with kissing.

Xue Wei pressed Xu Jiangshan, stared into Xu Jiangshan's eyes, "Do you like me?"

Xu Jiangshan was confused, "...Hoo...Mom called the police..."

Xue Wei "...can't you just not wake up?"

Xu Jiangshan "...call the police..."

Xue Wei "...why call the police?"

Xu Jiangshan "caught you"

Xue Wei "Why?" Playing hooligans?Or rape?

Xu Jiangshan "Steal my things!!"

Xue Wei: "...that meaty one?"

Xu Jiangshan "That's my grass!!"

Xue Wei nodded, "Okay, okay, wait a minute, I'll get it for you"

Xu Jiangshan stared at the stars, "Really?"

Xue Wei nodded, "Yeah." He understood something. Xu Jiangshan's head probably doesn't want to do anything to him now. He kissed him himself as a joke. He is abnormally slow to feelings, it should be The car accident hurt some of his nerves. If he wants to like himself, he must restore his memory first, otherwise it will be far away.

Xue Weisheng finished the plum soup, carried it to the living room, and saw Xu Jiangshan holding a large piece of succulent leaves that had been half-gnawed, eating with gusto.

Xue Wei quickly put down the almost spilled soup and ran over to grab it in a few steps.

Xu Jiangshan was taken aback, "咩咩咩咩!!!"

Xue Wei hurriedly looked at Xu Jiangshan's mouth, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and then confirmed that Xu Jiangshan had eaten it all! !I can't even buckle it! !Xue Wei was a little anxious. He walked into the bedroom with Xu Jiangshan who kept shouting on his shoulders. After searching the Internet, he found out that fortunately, he bought the aloe vera series. It is not poisonous and has no effect, but the taste of this product must not be delicious. I don't know how Xu Jiangshan swallowed it.

"...I'll say it again, don't eat the succulents in the living room, 80 yuan a piece"

Xu Jiangshan paused for a while, then looked up at Xue Wei, "..." Suddenly he turned his head and slapped his throat at the trash can.

Xue Wei was taken aback and quickly pulled him into his arms, "What are you doing?! Forget it! You don't have to give back what you eat!!"

Xu Jiangshan immediately stopped, smacked his lips, and opened his mouth to shout for help.

Xue Wei: "...Don't call, call fifty!"

Xu Jiangshan opened his mouth "..."

Xue Wei nodded, money was more deadly indeed, he carried Xu Jiangshan to the living room, looked at the plum soup spilled on the table in front of the table, looked at the soil that fell out of the flower pot and had several teeth gnawed Indian succulents.

"..." Probably the cleaning aunt came in and thought there was something living here.

Under the lure of money, Xu Jiangshan drank plum soup, but Xue Wei underestimated the power of this glass of wine. After Xu Jiangshan and him returned to the room, they sang three consecutive songs "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky~~~" "Let I keep you here with all my heart~~ Hey!! Hey! Stay!!!" "Yo Yo that sings the most dazzling and famous style! It's the most beautiful cloud wealth in the whole sky!!"

Xue Wei sat on the bed as if he had arrived at a square in a certain neighborhood, and almost saw a few old men and aunts dancing in a daze.

Xue Wei asked, "Your grandfather likes to hear this?"

Xu Jiangshan took the time to answer "No, it's my grandma"

Xue Wei nodded, ready to wait for him to finish singing.

Singer Xu finally stopped after singing this song. Xue Wei heaved a sigh of relief and prepared to put his arms around him to sleep. Just as he closed his eyes, he heard a burst of "Lying is a bow!!!"

Xue Wei "..." It wasn't him bragging, he felt that he was only a little away from death at that time.

"Standing is a pine tree!!"

Xu Jiangshan stood up "teng", his feet were close together, his eyes were straight ahead, he pinched his waist, shrunk his neck and remained motionless, as if he was really a pine tree rooted in the ground.

Xue Wei "..."

"Sit still like a clock!!"

Xu Jiangshan practiced himself, quickly sat cross-legged, and shrunk his neck even harder, as if he was really a bell

Xue Wei "..." He really didn't see that Xu Jiangshan, who was usually slow, had such a strong reaction and acting ability after drinking.

In order to prevent Xu Jiangshan from denying his account after a trip, Xue Wei recorded a section with his mobile phone, which included the SpongeBob SquarePants laughter series and the Chinese Kung Fu series, including admitting that he is actually a sheep who likes to sing, and said mockingly, "Pleasant Goat is his "Grandson" belongs to the series of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" that look down on the three-year-old enlightenment anime.

Finally, in the middle of the night, Xu Jiangshan finally lost some of his morale. He was dragged to lie down by Xue Wei and never got up again.

Xu Jiangshan got up in the morning with a headache that could be said to be dizzying. He stood up and wanted to go to the toilet, but he stepped on the face of Xue Wei who was sleeping soundly with a "slap".

Xue Wei's even breathing was disrupted at that moment, Xu Jiangshan turned around in a daze, the bed was too soft, he didn't feel any danger when he stepped on the edge, and if he went out a little bit, he would step on the ground. Self-knowledge, he lost his foot in a daze before exclaiming "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Xue Wei turned over to catch Xu Jiangshan, who was falling, and lifted him up completely.

Xu Jiangshan looked at Xue Wei who seemed to be dying, "...what's wrong with you?"

Xue Wei touched his face twice, "... What time is it?"

Xu Jiang's head was still in pain, so he took his phone and glanced at "33:[-]"

Xue Wei "..."

After Xu Jiangshan finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and looked again, "Oh, it's three o'clock, it's three o'clock in the afternoon, I'm going to draw the curtains...... Three o'clock in the afternoon?!!"

Xue Wei "..." It's not surprising at all.

Xu Jiangshan opened the curtains and looked at the sunset and felt that he had wasted a good day, and the severe headache made him start to have a headache as soon as he recalled what happened yesterday.

So he chose to ask for help off the court, "Xue Wei, what's wrong with me?"

Xue Wei "...in the phone, find it by yourself"

Xu Jiangshan took the phone and found that the desktop of Xue Wei's phone was automatic, let alone a password.

"What? What are you looking for?"

Xue Wei "In the video, the one with the longest time"

Xu Jiangshan nodded and found it, and found that the cover of this video had a very ferocious expression and contempt for something with his nostrils upturned... There was an ominous premonition.