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Xue Wei was too tall, so the speed of bending down was slow. The rooster turned around and ran away quickly.Xu Jiangshan rolled up his sleeves and ran after the big cock like a missile leader.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Big cock "Cluck!!"

Xu Jiangshan "Huh—brother? It's useless to call you grandpa today!!" After speaking, he rushed forward full of energy.

The big rooster was far away from him, and it ran swiftly. It kept running, maybe because it felt that Xu Jiangshan couldn't catch up with it, and it was a little bit excited. It bumped into Xue Wei who was waiting in front of him .

Xue Wei pinched the back of the big cock's neck "..."

The big cock burst into tears, "Ch————"

Xu Jiangshan came over and patted his clothes, "Nice job!!"

Xue Wei "Can you stew chicken?"

Xu Jiangshan smiled charmingly, "Is there anything I don't know?"

Xue Wei "..." Yes, you don't know the questions on page No. 30 and page [-] of the physics book and more than ten pages.

Xu Jiangshan couldn't hear his complaints, so he grabbed the chicken and ran to the prepared pot.

Xue Wei followed.

After Xu Jiangshan put on his apron, he first added water and then started the fire neatly. He put the whole chicken into the pot, and then sat in front of the stove with a small stool to add firewood. Xue Wei looked at him gently with his head down. , Xue Wei thought to himself, it really feels like a couple.

Xu Jiangshan also felt this atmosphere, he put a piece of firewood in and then sighed, "It's really a harmonious atmosphere like father and son."

Xue Wei, who was suspected of being compared to his son while waiting to eat, "..."

Xu Jiangshan raised his head in embarrassment, "Well, I'm the son, okay?"

Xue Wei raised his hand and prepared to pat Xu Jiangshan's shoulder naturally as a punishment, but when he touched the other party's line of sight, his hand suddenly turned, grabbed Xu Jiangshan's right cheek, and even licked his face. Pull out of shape.

Xu Jiangshan: "Woooooooooooooo what are you doing here (what are you doing)?"

Xue Wei paused, then let go with a smile, "Your face is so soft."

Xu Jiangshan rubbed his face and added another handful of firewood.

"Dangdangdangdangdang~dangdangdang~"

As soon as the Nokia exclusive ringtone rang, Xu Jiangshan knew that it was the mobile phone that his grandma gave him to prevent accidents. He asked Xue Wei to help him pick it up when he was far away.

When Xue Wei handed the phone to Xu Jiangshan, the water in the pot was just boiling, and Xu Jiangshan hurriedly turned off the fire and lifted the lid of the pot, "Hello? Who is it?!"

"Me! Tang Tiaotiao!"

Xu Jiangshan couldn't hear the bubbly voice in his ear, "Huh? Popping candy?"

Tang Tiaotiao "...Tang Tiaotiao!!!"

Xu Jiangshan was almost deaf after being yelled at. In order to prevent being deafened by the yelling, he turned on the speakerphone, then put the phone on the stove and replied, "What are you doing! I'm busy! Hurry up!" Say something quickly!"

Tang Tiaotiao: "I heard that Liu Chang followed you two days ago!"

Xu Jiangshan took out the chicken and put it in the basin, beckoning Xue Wei to pluck the hair, and picked up the garlic by himself, "Stalking?! Why are you following us?!"

Tang Tiaotiao: "He has nothing to be afraid of! The key is that Liu Daou! Do you know that I heard people say that he likes men! And he has been looking for you everywhere recently! I don't know if he has his eyes on you!"

Xu Jiangshan "...this news is really disgusting"

Xue Wei, who was next to him, gave a hand, but continued to pull out the chicken feathers, but buried his face a little lower.

"I was passing by that day and I happened to walk along the small alley and saw that he had prepared something for you! I didn't see it from a distance, but I saw a lot of people helping to make it, what a circle of flowers and plants"

Xu Jiangshan's movements froze, and his expression turned ugly. "...He sent me a wreath?!!"

Suddenly, Liu Daou's faint voice came from Tang Tiaotiao's side, "Do you know where Xu Jiangshan is?..."

"I don't know, brother, don't drag me—Jiangshan—"

Xu Jiangshan felt bad when he heard the beeping sound coming from the phone.

Xue Wei pretended not to understand and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xu Jiangshan turned his head stiffly, "Your elder brother, my life is not long..."

Xue Wei "... huh? What's the matter?"

Xu Jiangshan roughly described Tang Tiaotiao's current situation to Xue Wei, and then told him some things that he thought about and feared, such as choosing mahogany for the coffin, preparing to cremate himself, and so on.

Xue Wei "..." Did he really say so much in such a short period of time?

"Don't worry, it's far from the town, he can't find it"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "...that's right...but the wreath is ready for me, how much he hates me, obviously he fell from the tree last time"

Xue Wei "I'm sorry"

Xu Jiangshan "Huh?"

Xue Wei, "If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have climbed trees and made holes."

Xu Jiangshan waved his hand, "It's been a long time ago, my skin is the same no matter what happens to me, look! It's white and tender." After finishing speaking, he put his hand in front of Xue Wei and turned it around.

Xue Wei: "...I, I see, you cut the ginger quickly, and we'll talk after you finish eating"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Yes, at least eat the chicken first!"

Xu Jiangshan didn't notice that Xue Wei covered his face and lowered his head while cutting things, not knowing what's wrong.

Xue Wei felt that he was sick. As soon as he saw Xu Jiangshan's hand, no, it was every piece of Xu Jiangshan's skin... Could it be because Xu Jiangshan looked like a girl too much?It does look like this, the neck...hands...feet...everywhere are...huh? !Where do you want to go? !Just now he said that Liu Dou Daou likes men who are disgusting...

Xu Jiangshan added seasonings, added soup, put the lid on the pot, turned around and saw Xue Wei staring at him, "...Are you hungry?"

Xue Wei "It's okay, it's okay"

Xu Jiangshan frowned, "Why are you stuttering? You used to stutter when you were nervous, why are you nervous?"

Xue Wei: "No, I don't have one"

Xu Jiangshan "...well, let's go pick the fruit and wait for the vegetables to be cooked"

Xue Wei took the basket and said "OK" and followed Xu Jiangshan into the fruit forest.

It's just that Xu Jiangshan didn't expect that after the two people ran out excitedly, the chicken he stewed had been surrounded by people and only the bones were left.

Xu Jiangshan's heart stopped for a second at that moment, it was a big cock made by himself! !

Liu Doudou: "Hey, are you out? Good afternoon, Jiangshan."

Xu Jiangshan "..." Hold the grass!Liu Daou, who looks like a monkey like a big horse, looks at him more because he respects the country's rare animals! !

Xue Wei couldn't help taking a step forward to block Xu Jiangshan.

Liu Chang next to Liu Dou Dao said, "The overbearing president. Boss, remember the overbearing president" Liu Dou took out the cigarette in his pocket and took a puff, "cough cough cough!!!"

Xu Jiangshan "..." Oh, smoke it, you probably won't smoke it for the rest of your life.

Liu Daou raised his eyebrows and kicked his legs, "You broke my leg, and there is still a bruise. Tell me, what will you use to pay for it!"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Look at the fruit in my arms..."

Liu Daou: "You can't afford it!"

Xu Jiangshan was surprised, "No, I can pay it back. Why can't I pay it back? Isn't it just a few bruises?"

Liu Dou Dao was furious, "You can't afford it!" How can I continue if you don't follow the plot? ! !

Xu Jiangshan had no choice but to "I can't afford it, I can't afford it, you go ahead" What the hell are you doing?

Liu Daou said, "I don't think you have anything valuable, you're from a remote country - but your looks are worth something, why don't you use your body to repay it!"

Xu Jiangshan was shocked, "Huh?!"

"Let's play a game and fall in love with who first! How about it? Love me, are you afraid?"

Xu Jiangshan's hands holding the fruit trembled, "..." I'm so fucking scared! !