simba and sean

When Xu Jiangshan arrived at the rental house, he started to tidy up the house. Xue Wei surrounded him to help, and Tang Tiaotiao and Liu Chang clasped the wall in the living room.

Tang Tiaotiao: "I'm so bored, don't hold back the wall! How childish!"

Liu Chang glanced at Tang Tiaotiao who had buckled a large piece of wall covering, "Shut up, the wall covering is for buckling."

Tang jumps "huh"

After Xu Jiangshan cleaned up, he went to cook. Xue Wei sat in the living room and waited for Xu Jiangshan.His eyes are far-reaching and long.

Tang Tiao's hand that buckled the wall stopped when he saw this scene, "..."

Liu Chang was buckling the wall when a small piece of the wall flew out without noticing.

The piece of wall was ejected and fell into the corner of Tang Tiaotiao's right eye with lightning speed!Tang jumped, "Hold the grass?!!"

Liu Chang leaned over, "Are you okay?!"

Tang Tiaotiao "It hurts to death!!! What is it?!! Get it out!!!"

Liu Chang: "Don't move! Don't move!"

Tang jumped, "Ah——"

Xue Wei was attracted and reminded "...Don't use your fingers, it's dirty"

Liu Chang: "Ah?! Then what's the use?!"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Ahhh!! Take it out quickly!!"

Xue Wei "I don't know, anyway, there are more bacteria on my hands"

Liu Chang looked left and right at the bare living room "..."

Tang Tiaotiao: "Don't ink it!!! It hurts so much!!!"

Liu Chang gritted his teeth and looked at Tang Tiaotiao's teary eyeballs, sticking out his tongue and licking them.

"Slippery"

Tang Tiaotiao's eyes didn't hurt anymore, but he kept doing this without moving.

The stunned Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan who came out of the kitchen "..."

Liu Chang spit out a mouthful of saliva, "What are you looking at? Did you learn from Hu Shi's mother? His mother licked him for his bad eyes!"

Xue Wei "..." There is such a text.

Xu Jiangshan "...So? What did I see? You licked the popping candy?!"

Tang Tiaotiao heard his words and realized that he couldn't catch his breath and fell on his head.

Liu Chang supported him, "to be precise, he licked the wall"

Xu Jiangshan paid his respects to his hands, "Come on, pick up the bowls and clean up the table, let's eat."

Under the temptation of egg fried rice, Tang Tiaotiao came back to life.

Xu Jiangshan took a bite, "It's delicious"

Tang Tiaotiao "I have eaten egg fried rice twice"

"what?"

Tang Tiaotiao: "When we were young, the kindergarten teacher did it for me once, and my dad did it for me once"

Xu Jiangshan: "Your teacher did it for you once? What do you mean? Is it unified by the school or a small one?"

Tang Tiaotiao: "We eat together, but the teacher likes me very much, every time he persuades me to eat more vegetables and supplement vitamins"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh? Really? Then why didn't I do it for you later?"

Tang Tiaotiao "...once Teacher's Day, everyone gave gifts. After I told my mother, my mother asked me to buy three flowers for the teacher. I took the money to the flower shop and realized that there was not enough money to buy it. carnation's

Xu Jiangshan "...don't tell me the wreath you bought"

Tang Tiaotiao said goodbye: "No, even though I was young at that time, I still couldn't tell the difference between flowers and wreaths, so I had to buy three cheap and beautiful flowers from their store. I took them to school and wanted to go to the office to find her. I went in and saw that there was no her, only a few other teachers, I was so nervous!"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "It was like this the first time, and then?"

Tang Tiaotiao: "I thought that if I didn't do anything, I would be sorry for their expectations. There were wolves in the front and tigers in the back, so I just went in!"

Xu Jiangshan: "Well, what then? What did you do?"

Tang Tiaotiao: "I was like you at the time, and I didn't know what to do until I saw an art photo of her on the teacher's desk, so I walked over, holding three white lilies solemnly I bowed three times to her, and I also said a bunch of congratulatory words, I said I wish you a happy day every day, with a smile on my face, Jiuquan thought that everything would come true and everything goes well. In the vase, everyone advised me to express my condolences until the teacher opened the door and came in after eating.”

Liu Chang "poof"

Xu Jiangshan "...if I were her, I would cook for you and put some red arsenic in it to poison you to death"

Xue Wei: “When I was young, a teacher always hated a student. He told me several times that he liked to jump up and down like a monkey, and he always felt that the teacher liked him. The teacher has to tell him every time he wants to eat meat, so he can’t tell him to be a vegetarian.”

Tang Tiaotiao "...my teacher always asks me to be the first one to serve rice"

Xue Wei: "Yes, that teacher of mine also said that the child is a problem, so you have to be the first one to cook every time to prevent problems before they happen."

Tang Tiaotiao: "I, my teacher asks me to take part in the sports meeting to get awards every time! I don't even have as many awards as the first in the class!"

Xue Wei: "Well... my teacher told me that I only need to study and don't do the rest, it's too tiring, and let other silly children do the rest."

Tang jumped, "..."

Xue Wei "The most important thing is that she told me that there was a silly kid who gave her Bai Baihe on Teacher's Day"

Tang Tiaotiao: "...your teacher's name is..."

Xue Wei "Tang Xue"

Tang jumps "Tang Xue"

Xue Wei "..."

Tang jumped, "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "Ha, you two went to kindergarten together, and then both lost your memory?"

Tang jumps "I think I remember it"

Xue Wei "...Oh, that silly boy is you"

Tang Tiaotiao: "... At that time in our class, there was indeed a No. [-] in the class who competed with me for favor. I never paid attention to him. Now that I think about it, it seems that it is really you. I will not believe your words. You are just trying to compete with me for favor"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan, "How long have you two read together?"

Xue Wei "Three Years"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Well...the number one in the class has been competing with me until I graduated from kindergarten"

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh? You two are really good enough. After studying together for three years, you don't even know each other's name?!"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Fart!! It's not that Xue Wei is too different from now! At that time, the number one in our class was a young master! Skinny and small! It's not like now..."

Xue Wei "...to eat"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xu Jiangshan never asked Xue Wei what was going on at home, because he felt that helping Xue Wei was purely voluntary. Xue Wei is tall and handsome, who would stand by such a good person?So he didn't care about whether Xue Wei's family bought the land of Harmony Homeland at all.

But after listening to Tang Tiaotiao's description, he connected a story himself, which is probably pretty close, at least Xue Wei didn't deny it.

Xu Jiangshan added an extra piece of egg for Xue Wei to "eat more"

Xue Wei "..." Why are you looking at him with fatherly eyes? !

Liu Chang also wanted to interject for a while, thinking about adding a piece of his own egg to Tang Tiaotiao, "Eat more——"

Tang Tiaotiao dropped the egg on Liu Chang's chopsticks, "Don't eat it!"

Liu Chang looked at the eggs on the table, "...you pay me a piece"

Tang jumped, "What did you say?"

Liu Chang "You knocked the egg off, you pay me"

Tang Tiaotiao "... If I remember correctly, you added it yourself just now, right?"

Liu Chang "You Pay Me"

Tang jumped, "I—"

Liu Chang "Pay me"

Tang Tiaotiao impatiently added a piece, "...Here it is!! Eat it!" It's really annoying!

The next day

"Okay, our classmates Xue Wei and Liu Chang are back again! Everyone welcomes with applause!"