Mountains and seas have a return period

When Fang wandered back and forth to Muscle Leg Fort, he looked a little tired and his face looked pale.

The thick lines are like Lin Yuran, and seeing Fang Ling's appearance, he can't help but feel a little worried: "Fang Yinghou, is it too tiring to record the show during this time? We ordered a sandwich to take away, do you want to eat some?"

Fang Ling shook his head, walked into the dining room and poured himself a glass of Erguotou, and drank it down with his head raised.

Fang Linglai looked around the restaurant, but he didn't see Gu Tiao.She first breathed a sigh of relief, then pouted again.

Fang Linglai walked with heavy steps towards his room on the second floor, and from a distance, he saw Gu Tiao squatting at the door of her room like a puppy.

Until then, Fang Linglai turned the corner of his mouth down, and raised it slightly.

Gu Tiao still kept his head down without looking at Fang Yao, and said in a low voice, "This is for you."

Only now did Fang Yao see that Gu Tiao was holding a fart doll in his hand, and asked inexplicably, "What is this ugly crying thing?"

"..." Gu Tiao: "It's called Pitao, is it ugly? If it's ugly, just throw it away."

As Gu Tiao walked towards the trash can in the corridor, he explained in a nonchalant manner: "I saw you bungee jumping on the show, and suddenly remembered that the first time I went bungee jumping with you, didn't you joke with the coach that you were a bird? Peach..."

"Going shopping today, I happened to see this fart peach, it seemed quite amusing." The more Gu Tiao explained, the more he felt guilty: "I bought little dolls for everyone, not specially for you, don't think too much about it."

One second before Pi Tao fell into the trash can, Fang Yaolai snatched it away, and said in a cold voice with no expression on his face, "I'm only qualified to throw it away if you gave it to me."

After saying that, leaving Gu Tiao in the same place, he went back to the room by himself, and closed the door coldly with a "slap".

****************************************

After closing the door, Fang Yaolai picked up his mobile phone and called his assistant: "Is there a WeChat group for the people who recorded the show?"

The assistant replied respectfully: "Yes, it is a routine operation for the stars who record the show together to form a group."

Fang Yaolai: "Then why didn't they add me?"

assistant:"……"

Regarding how to answer this proposition, the assistant hesitated for a while, and then said cautiously: "Maybe they think you have a cautious personality and don't like to be disturbed?"

"I think I'm quite gregarious." Fang Xuan said.

The assistant felt that he heard an annual joke, and desperately resisted the urge to hahaha.

Fang Xuan said: "You

Find a way to let them pull me into the group, immediately, immediately. "

After speaking, Fang Xuan hung up the phone.

Fang wandered to wait with her mobile phone. After 5 minutes, she found herself drawn into a WeChat group called "Our Muscles and Legs Are Strong".

Of course she didn't know, the assistant begged her grandpa to sue her grandma, but everyone declined with the same reason that "Fang Yinghou joined the group and everyone dared not speak". Finally, she gritted her teeth and took out a bottle of wine that she had kept for ten years. Red wine, only bought a program director to add Fang Yaolai to the group.

As soon as Fang Yao came in, he edited his group business card: "Editor Fang Fang".

There were already quite a few staff members of the program group in the group, so the director Fang Fang succeeded in not attracting the attention of the actresses. The actresses still chatted about the previous topic in full swing.

Lin Yuran: (picture)

Lin Yuran: The pineapple that Xiao Youtiao gave us is too ugly!I report!She found a friend who is a wechat business to wholesale it!

Gu Tiao: Etiquette and ugliness are affectionate.

Lin Yuran:? ? ?Is this what the saying goes?

Lin Yuran: By the way, you borrowed 500 yuan from us this afternoon to catch dolls!When will it be returned!Just to catch a fart, what are you doing!

Lin Yuran: By the way, where is your fart?

Gu Tiao: It's gone.

Lin Yuran: ... Are you nonchalant?

"Editor-director Fangfang" quit the group resolutely, and picked up her mobile phone to call her assistant: "Where are the most paparazzi?"

"???" The assistant had a black question mark on his head: "There are quite a lot of paparazzi guarding the main entrance of Muscle Leg Fort. Do you want to go out secretly? I will let the nanny drive to the back door to pick you up."

"No need." Fang Xuanlai decisively hung up the phone.

Ten minutes later, at the gate of Muscle Leg Fort, a group of yawning paparazzi suddenly regained their spirits, and "cracked" picked up their cameras and took a burst of snapping shots.One of the paparazzi raised his head and shouted loudly: "We have waited so long! Today is the paparazzi's New Year's Eve!"

Early the next morning, Fang Yao came to lean on the bed and brush his phone, and suddenly saw the entertainment headlines saying: Goddesses are also down to earth!During the recording of "They Have a Show", Fang Yao sneaked out late at night to buy barbecue!

Fang Linglai quickly swipe through the text of the press release, slide to the position of the photo, and click to enlarge: In the photo, Fang Linglai is wearing black clothes and black pants, a black fisherman hat and a mask, and a black shoulder bag Bag.

Fang Ling came to enlarge the photo again: on the black backpack, a little pink is very eye-catching.

Fang Yao came to call his assistant: "Which company issued the entertainment headlines?"

The assistant answered in seconds: "Mangosteen TV." This is what the assistant saw

After this draft and before Fang Xuan came to call, he had already checked it out.

The assistant thought tremblingly: According to Queen Fang's character and behavior, either sue this company for bankruptcy, or directly buy this company to eliminate discipline, anyway, they will not have good results.

Fang Xuan said: "Very good. You buy dozens of media outlets and spread this draft to the greatest extent."

The assistant glanced out the window before hanging up the phone, wanting to see where the sun came out from today.

****************************************

In the living room of Muscle Leg Fort, Lin Yuran was fussing over the entertainment headlines: "It turns out that Queen Fang likes to eat barbecue! Sure enough, the popularity is so cute now, fairies are all heavy tastes!"

Suddenly, Lin Yuran saw the smear of powder on Fang Linglai's backpack, and clicked on the photo to enlarge it: "What is hanging on Fang Yinghou's bag?"

Gu Tiao glanced at the photo, and could tell at a glance that the powder was related to him, his heart was pounding with nervousness, and he wanted to pretend to be stupid: "I don't know! It's pink, a pig?"

Lin Yuran clicked on the comment section under the news, and there was already a heated discussion among the melon eaters about what was hanging on Fang Yaolai's backpack: "Flamingo."

"Pink Panther."

"Fat Ding."

Lin Yuran looked at it and said, "It seems that the most people think it's fat, why don't I go with the same style?"

Just as he was talking, Fang Ling came over with strides, Lin Yuran quickly shut up, and put away the phone with a blushing face.

Fang Linglai rarely wore a dirty pink T-shirt today. He seemed to be in a good mood, leaning on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone.

After a while, Xu Ke walked in with a card in his hand: "Fairies, on behalf of the program team, I would like to announce today's recording arrangement..."

"Today's arrangement is to take another day off." Fang Linglai said without looking up while playing with his mobile phone.

Xu Ke was taken aback for a moment.

Fang Linglai actually explained patiently: "What your producer Yuan said, I received the news in advance, maybe I haven't had time to notify you? If you don't believe me, call and ask."

Suspiciously, Xu Ke walked aside to make a phone call, and after a while, came back and announced: "Today's arrangement is really to continue to rest for another day, so I won't bother you."

While walking out, Xu Ke muttered to herself: "Why didn't you notify me in advance when the arrangement was changed! Why is the program of this program not standardized at all..."

Four hours later, Fang Linglai, wearing a fisherman hat and mask, stood in front of a claw machine outside a shopping mall.

She searched around the city in a nanny car,

Finally, I found a doll in the shape of a lemon in this claw machine.

Fang Ling had never played a claw machine before, and he didn't even know where the coin slot was.She stood in front of the machine, staring at the lemon doll inside.

"Oh." A deep sigh came from the side.

Fang Ling turned his head to look, and saw a primary school student with the famous Detective Conan hairstyle and black-rimmed glasses standing there speechless.

The elementary school student said, "Why are you adults so stupid now?"

Fang Linglai looked at the pupil in front of him with great interest.The elementary school student said again: "You want this lemon doll? I can help you."

The elementary school student pointed to the coin slot: "You buy coins first, then put in two coins from here, and you can play."

Fang Ling came to put in coins, pushed the remote lever and started to operate, the elementary school student hurriedly stopped: "The grip of this claw machine has been adjusted to super hard mode, you can't succeed without my guidance!"

As a result, Fang Yao came to push the remote sensor, press the button, hook the rope, and swing the doll, and the whole set of actions was done in one go.

"..." Primary school student: "Are you sure you haven't played claw machine before?"

Fang Yaolai squatted down and took out the lemon doll from the pick-up port. The only pair of eyes exposed on the mask under the hat were particularly sincere: "I have never played with it before."

The primary school student was stunned for a moment, waved his hands, and left with a lonely face: "That's all, there are talented people from generation to generation, and each has been in the limelight for hundreds of years."

From this day on, the urban legend of a generation of claw machine gods in this city disappeared.

****************************************

At night, in Muscle Leg Fort, when Lin Yuran was queuing up to take a bath, Fang Linglai knocked on the door of Gu Tiao's room.

Fang Yaolai: "This is for you. I don't want to owe you a favor."

Gu Tiao saw that Fang Yaolai was holding an 80s-style lemon doll with cheap rhinestones as eyes and two pieces of green cloth strips as leaves.

Seeing the constipated expression on Gu Tiao's face, Fang Yaolai felt confident: "Isn't this as ugly as the peach you gave me?"

Gu Tiao patiently explained: "The fart peach I gave is a popular style now, called Chou Meng. The one you gave is only ugly..."

Gu Tiao thought to himself: According to the routine of the plot, Fang Yaolai should have become angry at this time, angrily said "forget it", threw the lemon essence into the trash can, and then left angrily.

Gu Tiao rejoiced secretly: In this way, his eyes can get rid of the ravages of this lemon essence.

Unexpectedly, Fang Ling looked down upon Gu Tiao and said coldly, "Do you want it?"

Gu Tiao fell in his heart

Kelp Tears: I'm so naive!When did Fang Yinghou play her cards according to the routine!

Gu Tiao accepted it submissively and submissively, "...Yes."

Satisfied, Fang Linglai turned and left.

****************************************

Fang wandered back and forth to his room, lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone.

It may not be appropriate to say that she is playing with her mobile phone, because she just stays on a Weibo page and refreshes it every five seconds.

Finally, when Fang Xuanlai swiped to the 48th time, the Weibo page was updated.

This is the sixth Weibo post from this Weibo account that has been open for nearly ten years. Compared with the few words in the first five posts, this one has no text, only a photo——

On a light brown tote bag, hung an ugly and explosive lemon essence.

Fang Linglai squinted and smiled, like a cat that got a can of cats.

After five seconds, Fang Ling came to refresh again, and the photo on Weibo suddenly disappeared.

Apparently the owner of the Weibo account regretted it as soon as it was posted, and deleted that Weibo.

Fang Yaolai smiled again——she opened her mobile phone photo album, enlarged and enlarged the photo of the lemon essence hanging on the tote bag, and the inferior rhinestones on the lemon essence were enlarged enough to blingbling the blinding titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

Fang Yaolai sighed in his heart: I am really a girl with a quick eye and a bright heart!

Your sister is still your sister!

Just as Fang Yao came to stare at the lemon essence in the photo with great enjoyment, suddenly there was a light knock on her bedroom door.

A weak voice came: "Queen Fang Ying, we are going to play Truth or No Risk, do you want to come?"

It's Lin Yuran.

It seems that the actresses in Muscle Legs have rested for two full days. This is a sign of recovery. After taking a bath, they still don't want to sleep. They get together to play this kind of game that is essentially gossip.

Fang Linglai narrowed his eyes with interest: "The truth..."

Lin Yuran hurriedly said, "It's fine if you don't want to play, I won't bother you..." While talking, he wanted to slip away.

The door of Fang Yaolai's room opened with a "shua", and Fang Yaolai stood at the door with a smile on his lips: "Who said I don't want to play?"

Fang Ling came striding towards the living room, Lin Yuran was stunned for a while, and then trotted to follow.

The actresses in the living room were shuffling cards and chatting, a lively and noisy atmosphere suddenly became silent.

Because they actually saw Fang Yaolai walking over with a weird smile on his face.

Chen Ying was the first to speak with a smile, but she said sharply: "I really didn't expect that you would also participate in this kind of low-level fun game? Then I, the promoter, really did the right thing."

Fang Ling came to look at Chen Ying and said, "Do you think that in order not to let myself fall into the low-level description, I should praise the game at this time, saying that it has great significance in promoting understanding, enhancing friendship and promoting harmony. Do you also praise me?"

Fang Yao smiled: "But this game is very low-level fun. In life, what we pursue is eating, drinking, and sleeping. The best enjoyment is low-level fun."

Fang Yao came to put his face in front of Chen Ying's: "Aren't we two ordinary people who fart after eating, don't you think so?"

Chen Ying, who has always called herself an "elegant and famous actress", blushed and turned pale.

Zhou Xu handed over the shuffled cards at the right time, and gave the embarrassed Chen Ying a step down: "The first round of card drawing can begin."

Chen Ying glanced at Zhou Xu.

The first person to draw a joke card was Lin Yuran.

Lin Yuran: "Am I busy recording programs recently, and didn't help the old lady cross the road to save character?"

Lin Yuran chose "True Words", muttering "The Heavens are Lingling, the Earth is Lingling" like asking for a lottery, holding a bunch of task signs and shaking until one fell out.Lin Yuran picked it up and took a look——

"Among all the people here, is there your ideal type?"

The author has something to say: Elementary school student: My brother is no longer in the arena, and I don’t know if there is still a legend about my brother in the arena~=v=