Mountains and seas have a return period

When Fang Linglai stepped into Gu Tiao's apartment, he froze for a moment.

Gu Tiao patted his head in embarrassment: "It's too small and too messy. After all, I was a salted fish character before and didn't have much money..."

After talking to himself for a while, seeing Fang Yaolai ignoring her, Gu Tiao looked at Fang Yao, only to realize that Fang Yaolai's gaze didn't fall on him at all, but looked at the opposite wall.

Only then did Gu Tiao come to his senses, with a scream of "ah", he sprinted [-] meters to the wall and danced his arms wildly: "Don't look, don't look!"

Fang Ling raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled wickedly: "Are you... so obsessed with me?"

It turned out that there were posters all over the wall on that wall.

There is a picture of Fang Yaolai holding a long sword, with long hair fluttering and dressed as a female general. There is no trace of blemish on her completely plain face, but she is charming and heroic; Order a black gauze dress, the slender neck like a swan does not need any jewelry decoration, it is so white that it shines on one face, and the bright red lips are enough to captivate the soul; the next one is Fang Linglai wearing a light green suit Xiaojiabiyu's cheongsam, on the contrary, brought out her aloofness even more, like a down-and-out young lady living among the people for some reason, the kind that any warlord passing by would have no choice but to pick up.

Gu Tiao blushed and said, "It's normal to have some celebrity posters at home, otherwise it would be too empty. You belong to a big star..."

"It's normal to put up celebrity posters at home." Fang Yaolai said with a half-smile, "But which ordinary person would deliberately enlarge and cut out his own photo, and paste it next to a celebrity to look like a group photo?"

Fang Yao looked at the group photo posters with four different faces, and laughed loudly.

"..." Gu Tiao was speechless: "Fairy, your idol burden is gone."

Fang Yaolai managed to hold back his laughter, wiped away his tears and said to Gu Tiao, "Since you are so obsessed with me, please sign me."

"Okay, okay." Gu Tiao actually took a piece of paper and a pen and handed them to Fang Yaolai, squinting to see if Fang Yaolai really wanted to sign.

In the end, Fang Ling came to take the paper and pen, put them aside, and smiled even worse: "The signature I'm talking about is not signed on paper..."

Fang Yao stretched out his hands, one by one, and unbuttoned Gu Tiao's chest, gently took off Gu Tiao's shirt, stretched his hand behind Gu Tiao's back, and twisted his fingers.

Fang Yaolai pushed Gu Tiao down on the sofa, his mischievous kiss was like an invisible butterfly, he played a game of hide-and-seek with the two little rabbits, sometimes running over to tease them, but when the little rabbits were reluctant to leave, they disappeared suddenly .

Fang Linglai continued: "The signature I'm talking about is not signed with a pen..."

Gu Tiao let out a muffled hum of dissatisfaction, and at some point, he quietly stretched out his hand to Fang Yaolai's back.

"Clap."

Panting for breath, Gu Tiao took off the loose T-shirt that Fang Yaolai was wearing.

Gu Tiao suddenly turned over and pushed Fang Yaolai down on the sofa, Fang Yaolai was caught off guard and was pressed on the sofa.On her back was the weight of Gu Tiao's whole body.

The squashed Xuemei Niang looks like the most wonderful dessert in the world.

As Gu Tiao's hand went all the way down, Fang Ling's panting became heavier and heavier, and finally he couldn't help biting his lower lip tightly, and uttered low moans in Gu Tiao's ear.

Accompanied by Gu Tiao's movements, Fang Linglai's hands gripping the corner of the sofa became tighter and tighter, tighter and tighter...

Fang Linglai turned his head, bit Gu Tiao's fingers fiercely, and slumped limply on the sofa.

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The next morning, when Fang Yaolai opened his eyes, he felt that the sunlight outside the window was extremely dazzling.

"What time is it?" Fang Linglai asked hoarsely.She didn't even know how she got to bed last night, she had already fallen asleep on that small sofa.

Gu Tiao walked over carrying a cardboard box, and replied softly, "It's ten o'clock."

Fang Yaolai lazily drooped his eyelids, looking at the cardboard boxes all over the floor, it was obvious that Gu Tiao had been up and packing for a while.

"I actually slept until ten o'clock." Fang Yaolai yawned and sat up from the bed.

"Why don't you say that exercise is good for sleep?" Gu Tiao replied with a smile.

"It's not this kind of exercise that people said." Fang Yao said angrily, and stretched lazily.

Fang Yaolai didn't wear pajamas, and as the quilt slipped off her body, revealing her pink and jade-like skin, the ruddy little strawberries on her neck made people want to pick them again. Dear Fangze.

Gu Tiao quickly put down the cardboard box, rushed to the window and closed the curtains, then turned his head and glared at Fang Yao: "This is not a low-density villa area where you can't hit a single person with a stack of RMB! Be careful!"

Gu Tiao reached out from the side of the bed, and took the clothes, underwear and underwear that she had already neatly folded for Fang Yao: "Put them on, get up and have breakfast."

Fang Yao stretched out his hand lazily.

Gu Tiao looked amused, and walked over to help Fang Yaolai get dressed in a good-tempered manner, then pecked Fang Yaolai lightly on the lips: "Okay."

Fang Yao turned over when he came here

Getting out of bed, unexpectedly, when her knees softened, Gu Tiao quickly supported her with a smile on her face.

Fang Yao came and gave her a blank look: "What are you laughing at! It's not all because of your good deeds!"

Gu Tiao was still laughing: "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, I'll make you breakfast to apologize, okay?"

Fang Linglai wore a baggy shirt and underwear, tiptoed to the table and sat down, then yawned lazily: "I want to drink, I haven't drunk for a long time."

"Drink, okay." Gu Tiao replied indifferently.

Fang Xuanlai was a little surprised: the little boss of Zhonghua is not strict with the housekeeper?Is the sun coming out from the west today?

When Gu Tao put a bowl of soup in front of Fang Yaolai, Fang Yaolai raised his eyebrows and smiled dryly: Hehehe, blame me for being too naive.

What Gu Tiao put in front of Fang Yaolai was a bowl of fermented rice with poached eggs: "This is also wine, don't leave a single drop."

Fang Ling curled his lips to return, but obediently ate as he said, stood up and walked to Gu Tiao's side: "Let me help you clean up."

"No, no, you can just sit down." Gu Tiao pushed Fang Yao back to the chair and sat down, then looked at Fang Yao with a strange expression: "But can you put on your jeans first?"

Fang Ling came with a black question mark on his face: "I put my jeans on the sofa and disturbed you to clean them up?"

"It's your appearance without pants that disturbed me!" Gu Tiao blushed a little angrily: "It makes me want to do bad things all the time!"

"But if you still have physical strength, I don't mind..." Gu Tiao narrowed his eyes.

Fang Linglai hurriedly put on his jeans and buttoned up his shirt to the top, not even showing much skin on his neck.

Scared! Scared!Fang Yaolai said in his heart: Young people have good physical strength!

At this moment, a burst of music sounded, and Gu Tiao's cell phone rang.Gu Tiao glanced at the screen, picked up the phone, answered "hmm" twice, and quickly hung up the phone.

"A house seller?" Fang Linglai asked casually.

Gu Tiao didn't care and replied: "No, it's my mother, let me take you home for dinner."

Fang Linglai was originally sitting at the table drinking water from a cup, but at this moment he suddenly stood up, the cup in his hand fell on the carpet, and the water spilled all over the floor.

But Fang Yaolai didn't have time to take care of the wet carpet right now, and looked at Gu Tiao dumbfounded: "Why are you so calm?"

Gu Tiao packed a set of "Chibi Maruko-chan" manga into a cardboard box: "Why don't I calm down?"

Fang Yao came: "You, you just agreed?"

Gu Tiao released another set of "One Piece" comics

Pack it in a carton: "Why didn't I agree?"

After Gu Tiao sealed the box, he stood up and looked at Fang Yao with a smile: "The ugly daughter-in-law will see her in-laws sooner or later."

Fang Linglai immediately glared at Gu Tiao: "Who is ugly?"

"..." Gu Tiao complained in his heart: Women really can't focus on the wrong things at any time.

Fang Linglai suddenly thought of something important: "Did you make an appointment for lunch or dinner?"

Gu Tiao glanced at Fang Yao inexplicably, "Of course it's a lunch appointment."

Fang Yao let out a scream of "ah", and immediately took out his mobile phone to call his assistant: "Please treat the car like a rocket! Use the fastest speed, immediately, immediately, immediately to go downstairs to Gu Tiao's apartment!"

After hanging up the phone, Gu Tiao continued to tidy up calmly, Fang Linglai paced back and forth by the window.

"Boom boom boom." Hearing the roar like a small rocket, Fang Ling came to lift up the curtains and saw that the assistant had already parked the car downstairs.

The assistant took out his mobile phone and was about to call Fang Yao when he saw Fang Yao dragging Gu Tiao all the way over, stuffed Gu Tiao into the car, and then he got in neatly, and said seriously to the assistant: "It's too late Explained! Go back to my house! Drive fast!"

Gu Tiao felt like a sardine that was suddenly stuffed into a can, and his whole expression was still confused: "Why are you going to your house?"

"What are you talking about?" Fang Yaolai turned pale with shock, "Your mother invited us to lunch!"

The eyes of the assistant in the front driver's seat lit up.

"..." Gu Tiao was still confused: "Shouldn't the car be driven to my mother's house?"

"Change clothes! Change clothes!" Fang Yao growled in a low voice angrily, "Do you want me to wear this to see your mother?"

Gu Tiao: "Shirt and jeans, simple and elegant, pretty good."

"You are stupid!" Fang Yao said angrily, "This shirt is so transparent, what if your mother and I are the kind of green tea that seduces her daughter?! These jeans are so casual, with the kind of sweetness and gentleness that parents like Do you feel it?!"

Gu Tiao silently glanced at Fang Yaolai's clear-cut face. He looked like a cold and proud flower of the high mountains. No matter how he thought about it, he had nothing to do with the words "sweet and gentle".

In addition... Gu Tiao thought of something, and had to carefully remind him: "When you were young, your mother was not at home and didn't give you the key. You waited too long at the door and peed your pants. My mother took you Go back to my house, let you wipe your bare bottom for you, and then change my pants..."

Fang Ling let out a scream and buried his face in his palm

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Gu Tiao comforted Fang Yao and said, "Anyway, my mother has even seen you without clothes, it doesn't really matter what you are wearing now..."

"That won't work either!" Fang Yaolai was stubbornly possessed by the girl at this time: "Since you want to meet, you must dress up as your parents like."

While talking, the assistant who continued to drive the car like a rocket had already killed Fang Linglai downstairs.Fang Yaolai hastily said: "You also come to help." Only one person rushed out first.

The assistant who got the permit to eat melons on the spot had a radiant face, and followed Gu Tiao to Fang Yaolai's house.Running and running, the two looked at each other, and the same thought popped up in their hearts: just seeing a parent, why did they feel like they were fighting against the clock?

I'm not so nervous about eating chicken, okay?

When Gu Tiao and his assistant rushed into Fang Yao's house, the living room was empty, Gu Tiao and his assistant walked towards the cloakroom knowingly.

In the cloakroom, dresses and gowns sponsored by major brands were scattered all over the floor, and Fang Yaolai was still scratching in the closet, sweating profusely.

The assistant walked over on tiptoe, for fear of stepping on any skirt - what was stepped on was not the fabric, but the real RMB!

The assistant picked up a Givenchy all-black dress with a silver diamond lining: "This dress is 36 yuan! It was thrown on the ground casually like this!"

Gu Tiao's eyes widened.

The assistant picked up a gray-blue tulle dress with Dior's slanted shoulders: "This one is worth 72 yuan! It's a proper high-end series! It was thrown on the ground so casually!"

Gu Tiao's eyes widened again, only feeling that poverty limited his imagination, maybe the person in the whole cloakroom who should be thrown on the floor is Salted Fish herself.

The assistant asked cautiously: "Sister Fang...these dresses are so beautiful, are you not satisfied?"

Fang Ling came out of the closet angrily: "This is to meet the parents! Not to go to the catwalk! You!" Fang Ling stretched out a slender finger and nodded to the assistant.

The assistant immediately stood at attention, waiting for the Queen's order.

Fang Niangniang said: "You go and buy it for me right now! I want the ones that are all lace and have small laces. It's best to be country pink, and the ones that can be wrapped around the body like curtains are right."

Gu Tiao thought to himself: ... Fang Yao must have been quite boring in foreign countries for so many years. He has watched many romance dramas, and he has learned the routines of dressing up from his parents...

The assistant rushed out with the car keys in hand, typing in a hurry while running: "Teammates, Fang Yinghou is going to Gu's house to meet her parents!"

"irresolute

Gu Daqi will never fall" group exploded again immediately:

"Ah, ah, the progress is so fast!"

"The CP I drink has sugar every day! What a good day these days!"

Even Yuan Yuan in Z's office hurriedly put on his reading glasses, locked the door, and took out his own set of melon seeds, peanuts and cola from the desk drawer.

Someone in the group asked "Gu Nian Lai Shi" who spoke just now:

"Miss, the news is so instant, it must be an insider! Could it be Fang Yao's little assistant?"

The assistant's eyelids twitched in fright: If Madam Fang knew that she was leading the crowd to eat melons online, would she even want the twelve salary red envelopes at the end of the year?

The assistant immediately typed frantically and denied: "No, no, no! I just happened to see them choosing clothes for their parents just now!"

The group of friends understood again: "Oh! Could it be that you are a shopping guide for a luxury brand?"

The assistant thought that this misunderstanding was better than revealing his true identity, so he silently did not refute.After driving all the way to the mall, he rushed into a counter and continued to lead the group of friends to eat melons online: "Which of these two outfits do you want Queen Fang to wear to meet her parents? Dial 111 for pink and 222 for white."

The author has something to say: Let me borrow old lady Yuan's lines for the title of this chapter~ahhahaha~high*//After the Qing version is updated, I will think of a way=w=