Those years of bking for green tea apprentices

(33)

"Hundred Ghosts at Night—"

Accompanied by the three beeps at midnight, the voice of the ghost, with the unique long and deep voice of the underworld civil servant training system, drifted like the night wind, drifting a hundred meters away.

Lu Jingqiao's eyes were about to roll out of their sockets, and he leaned against the wall with his arms crossed, watching the errand doing all these scenes, shaking his legs in idleness: "Master errand, are you all so troublesome in the underworld?"

"Ouch." Under his sarcasm, Yin Er's hand waving in the air suddenly trembled, and he continued to tremble after he regained his composure.His hands swayed rhythmically, sometimes trembling twice like a chicken paw blown by the wind, accompanied by a trembling voice from his trembling body: "Shengren Piyi——"

After the long voice came out, Yincha put away his pomp, and the leaking sound fell silent for a moment, and the night wind sank to the ground leisurely as if it had stopped moving.

Lu Jingqiao couldn't help yawning, the errands always work at night, which is really unfriendly to diurnal animals like them: "Is it over?"

"Uh," taking out the handkerchief in his bosom to wipe off the cold sweat, the errand replied cautiously, "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine after I've said that the stranger is changed."

"Do you have to do such a big thing every time you do business in the underworld?" Lu Jingqiao looked at the clapper on the waist of Yin Escort and asked seriously, "Do you have to bring your own background music?"

"Fixed processes, fixed processes, are all fixed processes."

"So is that 'Hundred Ghosts Walking at Night, Stranger Piyi'?" Lu Jingqiao didn't expect the cumbersome process that he had never experienced in the human world or the realm of comprehension, but saw it in the people of the underworld, "Do you know what this sentence is? Do you mean, you just say?"

"This..." His words stopped Yin Er for a while, and of course he knew the meaning of this sentence.As the name suggests, it means that all ghosts want to come out to hold a meeting and let the mortals give way first.

But Lu Jingqiao was not illiterate, so he asked such a simple question.Now they only have two souls and one soul. Strictly speaking, they don't have a single ghost. Where did the "hundred ghosts" come from?Since there are no "hundred ghosts", why should mortals make changes?

How could Yincha have the nerve to say that?

This sentence is just a scene now, just like the words "pictures are for reference only" and "the right to interpret this event belongs to the organizer" on the outer packaging of some products in the human world, it is just a high-sounding disclaimer.

Basically, it is equivalent to using a loudspeaker to yell around: "We are going to start work here, stay away, I am not responsible for killing people!"

In fact, whether this sentence can be heard by the mortals who should be changed, and what the mortals will do after hearing it, has nothing to do with the underworld, just like the "Irresponsible" mentioned above, if you say this sentence, you are irresponsible and dead People will not be responsible.

In fact, it is enough to be frank. Everyone is just eating and drinking, so they can understand.But people in the underworld always want to protect their face when they come up to the top, especially to protect their face before Lingyun Palace.

After all, the underworld is under the jurisdiction of the sage. Although he went out independently, everyone understands the truth of returning home.

The errand considered and considered, but in the end he still had nothing to say, so he could only smile dryly and say, "It's all rules, rules..."

Lu Jingqiao nodded knowingly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was ironic or something: "Then your underworld has quite a lot of regulations, more than the rules of Lingyun Temple."

It's coming again, it's coming again...

Yincha is completely used to this process, because Lu Jingqiao doesn't say anything, and when he does, there is only one thing, and that is——

"Why don't you come to our Lingyun Hall?"

really.

Yin Cha nodded silently in his heart, thinking for the third time today that maybe this might be a good way, at least he won't have to be squeezed out by the words of people in Lingyun Palace in the future.

Speaking of this matter, it is true that the underworld does not take care of it. Originally, the underworld should be under the jurisdiction of the sage, but the sage Fang Yanchu is unwilling to take care of it.It stands to reason that the underworld should be under the jurisdiction of the Lingyun Palace, and everything about the underworld should be reported to the Domain Palace.

But I don't know why, the underworld has become self-government, self-government is self-government, but it is not responsible for its own profits and losses.In the past tens of thousands of years, the underworld government took the money from the Lingyun Palace but did not do anything for the Lingyun Palace, and the punishment for mistakes made by the underworld should be recorded on the Lingyun Palace.

That is, the disaster of underworld fire 1000 years ago, the underworld was completely separated from Lingyun Palace.

Yin Cha remembered that at the time of the Underworld Fire disaster, there were lanterns and festoons running around in the underworld to tell everyone. go to heaven.

It's a bit shameless for him to say that, isn't what they do in the dark just to take people's money for sex, even though the money is ghost coins, and the disaster is a blood disaster.But everything remains the same, you have to do things with people's money, and the underworld is taking so much money from Lingyun Temple for nothing, and it seems to be a disadvantage to yourself.

"It's right for people in Lingyun Palace to bear hatred against the underworld, but what does this have to do with you?"

Yin Cha didn't dare to say it, he could only say it silently in his heart.If Fang Yanchu said this, he would flee to Lingyun Palace without saying a word.But Lu Jingqiao—despite his reputation—is just a 1000-year-old deer demon.When the Underworld took the money from the Lingyun Palace, Lu Jingqiao hadn't been born yet. When he became sensible, the Underworld would no longer take the money from the Lingyun Palace.

Can Ling Yundian's short guard actually go back in time?

So terrifying.

Yin Cha didn't dare to say much, and only sighed secretly, looking at a window on the fifth floor through the dark night sky: "This living soul's body is here, and I will put the living soul into his body later." □, but the living soul has been away from the body for too long, and it is weak and easy to disperse..."

Lu Jingqiao's run-on belongs to the run-on, and he has never been ambiguous in doing business. He took the words of the errand and continued: "I will stabilize his soul. The antlers I have shed have the effect of nourishing and nourishing. I will return the soul of Xiaosheng." Filled with a little velvet antler, you just need to put your soul back to its place, Lord Yin."

The velvet antler of the millennium deer demon, this is a great tonic that can't be found, even the servants feel a little greedy when they hear it.Now the deer in the human world are all protected animals, and there are even fewer deer that can become spirits, let alone the 1000-year-old deer demon?Besides, a deer demon who can cultivate for 1000 years, no matter how selfless he is, he will not casually donate his horns to others for medicine.

The deer demon clan has a strong sense of territory, even the antlers that they take off will be treasured.Medicine?Don't even think about it.

Yin Cha stood in front of the window on the fifth floor, quietly opened the window and got in, and tiptoed to Xiao Shenghun's room and stood beside his bed.While releasing Xiaosheng's soul from the soul-casting stone, he pushed aside the oxygen tube connected to Xiaosheng's soul, and looked at Xiaosheng's skinny soul and sighed: "It's really a blessing, one foot Even if you step into the gate of hell, you will be pulled back."

"Wait!" The other party wanted to give Xiaosheng's soul the first crossing soul, but was stopped by Lu Jingqiao.Lu Jingqiao took out a small transparent bottle from somewhere behind him, which was half filled with golden powder.

The golden powder shines dull and self-illuminating in the night sky, and the golden gas entangles on the powder, the richness of the golden color is what Yincha has seen all his life.

It's not that there are no good things in the underworld. I heard that the underworld even has a sacred object hidden away, but the underworld servant is just a small civil servant, and no matter how good things are, he won't see them.It's not like Lu Jingqiao here, such a top-quality spirit-inducing powder is so casually taken out.

Lu Jingqiao unplugged the small bottle, tilted the mouth of the bottle, tapped a little bit of the golden spirit powder on his right index finger, and sipped lightly on the child's forehead.

The spiritual powder was like a group of butterflies chasing spiritual energy, it flew up and down when it landed on his hands, and the golden light shone brightly on his fingertips.Lu Jingqiao pressed his finger on Xiao Shenghun's forehead and sighed: "The child is very poor, he has become so thin. I don't know how troublesome it will be to recover when he comes back to life."

Along with his words, there is also endless spiritual energy. The Linglu clan takes the way of vitality as their foundation, and Lu Jingqiao is the number one genius in the world of Taoism for thousands of years. Accumulated the experience of controlling aura.

The spiritual energy scattered in the room seems to be disordered, but he knows that it is all under Lu Jingqiao's control.

Sure enough, within 2 minutes, Lu Jingqiao withdrew his fingers, and the trace of spirit powder had long been integrated into the spirit energy under the infusion of huge spirit energy. With the spirit energy, it entered the body of the little living soul, and took on the responsibility of helping the living soul rebuild. □Functional work.

Lu Jingqiao knew that if Xiaoshenghun was in a coma for such a long time and his body was still healthy as before, it would definitely attract suspicion, so he didn't dare to cure Xiaoshenghun all at once, and only put a little vitality in Xiaoshenghun's chest, just for the sake of In the future, when Xiaosheng's soul recovers, help him, so as not to make him feel so uncomfortable.

"Let's cross the soul." Lu Jingqiao stepped aside, put away the bottle of Yinling powder, and put it away properly.It's hard to find such a top-quality spirit-inducing powder now, and now there are only a few things left that the little martial uncle gave him back then.

Yin Zai watched this scene silently.Although this deer demon does not practice eloquence, he has great kindness in his heart, and he can indeed be an example for all monks in the world.While crossing his soul, he thought that if this child hadn't met such a person, he might inevitably become disabled, so he couldn't help but praise: "You have great merit."

"Don't talk about such nonsense." Lu Jingqiao is most annoyed that people in this world talk about nonsense merits every now and then, as if they don't do things without public morality.

not to mention……

He turned around and looked out of the window. Looking out of the window on the fifth floor, there are higher floors and the supreme sky above, and there are endless hells to enter below.

As long as the people of Lingyun Palace follow the junior uncle, how can they get any merit?