Neither I nor the landlord are human

After everyone said that, what else could Jane Yi do?

Of course, he resigned himself to his fate, brought the jackfruit to the table, and began to perform for everyone.

The moment Jian Yi picked up the jackfruit and put it on the table, Qin Xin also jumped onto the table, carefully paying attention to Jian Yi's movements, and left the fans in the live broadcast room with a killer profile.The barrage was floating again, all kinds of barrages licking the screen.

Jane Yi doesn't care about these anymore. In fact, she should have accepted her fate a long time ago. In the eyes of humans, of course cats are the cutest. What is happier than looking at cats?

Jane Yi: "This is the jackfruit that the digital boss sent me." When she said this, Jian Yi moved to the side, "The rest are all jackfruits sent by the digital boss, I can only say that the big boss is generous , Send it as soon as you say it. Before I said it, you clamored to send me all kinds of little babies, why didn’t you make any movement? I’m still waiting here.”

"Check this jackfruit for you now, or someone will say that I'm a fake."

Jian Yi hugged the jackfruit and showed it to the camera in 360 degrees. Under the high-definition camera, everyone in the live broadcast room could see it clearly.

Many people were on the other side of the screen, looking for flaws with their eyes open, and finally confirmed that the jackfruit hadn't been broken.

——Anchor, start your performance.

——Old fans know that Yi Yi is amazing, so there is nothing to doubt.

——Anchor, hurry up, peel the jackfruit with bare hands, I have never seen such an arrogant person in my life.

Jane Yi: "Actually, peeling jackfruit is really simple."

Jian Yi hugged the jackfruit with both hands, the weight was not a problem to her at all, it was very easy.

Under the attention of countless pairs of eyes in the live broadcast room, after she picked up the jackfruit, she began to shake the jackfruit frantically.

Jane Yi: "Everyone is wondering why I shake jackfruit like crazy?"

Seeing doubts floating in the bullet screen, Jane Yi explained: "This is the first step in peeling jackfruit with bare hands. Shake the jackfruit pulp one by one to loosen it, and it will be easier to take out the pulp when peeling. This crazy The action of shaking the jackfruit is equivalent to giving the jackfruit a massage."

——The anchor must think that I don't read enough to be deceived.

——Everyone has gone through nine years of compulsory education, please don't talk nonsense.

——As an old fan, although I feel that Yi Yi is full of nonsense, but the old fan who has been slapped in the face several times decided to believe her nonsense.

——+1, others can't do it, it doesn't mean she can't do it, since she said it, even if it's far away from science and goes to metaphysics, I still choose to believe it.

Anyway, in the live broadcast room, the old fans said that this was outrageous, but they said that they believed that Jane Yi would succeed.

And those newcomers, none of them believed Jane Yi's words, they all felt that she was bragging and attracting attention, maybe it would take a lot of time to talk nonsense just to shake a jackfruit.

It's not that they haven't been fans of that kind of anchor before, such as the kind of rock-opening anchor, who is talking nonsense the whole time, but they don't mean to open stones, they are completely playing with people's mentality.But people are so curious that they have to stay and wait for the results.

Jane Yi: "Okay, just now I have given the jackfruit a crazy massage, and now I can hear the sound of the flesh and blood being separated inside, you listen..." Jane Yi turned the jackfruit to the position of the microphone, and shook it again. Yes there are some voices.

——I think the jackfruit is broken.

- Broken +1.

Sitting next to Qin Xin feels the most intuitive. Only she knows that jackfruit cannot be broken. What she buys are all high-quality goods. Besides, she pushed them down, so it is absolutely impossible to break.

When it was first shaken by the little monster, the jackfruit didn't even make a sound.

Now after being shaken by her for a while, the sound was found inside the jackfruit, so the little monster didn't lie, the jackfruit pulp inside might have really separated.

Jian Yi put the pineapple on the table, and now the whole shot, except for the pineapple and Jian Yi's hand, is Qin Xin's side face.

Jane Yi: "Then, now I'm going to tear the jackfruit with my hands."

Jian Yi put both hands on the jackfruit, her beautiful fingers contrasted sharply with the bumps on the jackfruit, and the people watching all this couldn't help but hold their breath, looking forward to the result.

Under everyone's gaze, Jian Yi stretched her hands to both sides, and the skin of the jackfruit was torn apart.Jian Yi put her hands on the gap, and unexpectedly peeled off half of the jackfruit, revealing the light yellow flesh.

The people in the live broadcast room couldn't believe it, it was real?

Because Jian Yi controlled the strength and did not damage the core of the jackfruit, the mucus inside did not leak out, so it was naturally not sticky.

Even if it really leaked out, she was not afraid of being stuck to her hand with a layer of strength covering it.

"Okay, peeling jackfruit is as simple as that, have you learned it?"

——Study is useless.

——Study is useless, study is useless.

——As an old fan, I suddenly felt a little proud, knowing that Yiyi would definitely be able to do it.

——Damn it, she pretended it again.

Jane Yi glanced at the barrage, stuffed the jackfruit pulp into her mouth, and put the core aside after eating.Nuts are edible, and they are good to eat steamed or stir-fried, and nothing should be wasted.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was full of discussions, and Jian Yi was able to peel jackfruit with bare hands, which shocked their whole family.

Of course, some people are questioning that there must be something wrong with the jackfruit, and it must have been tampered with early in the morning.

On the other side, those who believed in Jane Yi questioned these skeptics, asking them how the jackfruit should be manipulated to achieve the effect of Jane Yi's live broadcast just now.

They have also seen many anchors peel jackfruit, and it takes a lot of effort to peel it, and it is absolutely impossible to achieve this effect.

The other party started to quibble, saying that jackfruit is fake, and now there are all kinds of fakes on the Internet.

Those who support Jane Yi here say that she is eating, how can it be false?

Jian Yi saw the quarrel in the live broadcast room, and said: "Those who doubt me, the same sentence, you click on my homepage, there is a contact information on it. Come to contact me, but you have to bring a hundred jackfruits. Show it to you, it's free."

— Hurry up, contact the anchor, and remember to bring a hundred jackfruits!

——Young man, the anchors have already picked up, don’t be cowardly, hurry up, I support you.

These people are talking too much, saying that they are too lazy to talk to these people with brain problems. They will not believe this kind of fake anchor.

But now their words can no longer divert the live broadcast room.

Qin Xin saw that the situation was similar, and continued to push jackfruit to Jian Yi.

The next situation was almost the same, Jane Yi kept peeling the jackfruit by shaking it by herself.Even knowing that she can, the people in the live broadcast room are very nervous every time they watch it, and when they peel it off, they feel a sense of satisfaction, as if their years of obsessive-compulsive disorder have been cured.

Jane Yi ate while peeling, and no one noticed this problem for the time being. They were all immersed in the thought that jackfruit could be peeled like this.

At 11:30, the live broadcast ends.

Jian Yi cleaned up all the trash, and under Qin Xin's speechless gaze, she jumped out of the window with a lot of trash on her shoulders, and turned her head and said to her, "I'll go and throw out the trash and I'll be back."

Qin Xin sat on the window sill coldly, watching Jian Yi disappear into the darkness, throwing trash, as for being so sneaky?

If it wasn't for the fear that she would fall off the horse, and the club would die when the time came, she really wanted to remind the little monster that it didn't matter if she threw the trash and walked through the front door, she wouldn't say anything.

There is no need to pretend to be very gentle when eating, she can even imagine that the other party has a big mouth, eating will definitely not be too gentle, probably gobble it up.

Everyone is not human, and she can still tolerate this little shortcoming.

No need, really no need.

Jane Yi went back and forth a few times, throwing away all the trash that should be thrown away, and tidying up the house. Except for the remaining pineapple that was a bit out of place, the rest of the place was very tidy.

Jane Yi originally wanted to hug the cat and touch it, but remembered that there must be all kinds of unclean things on her body after a busy night, so she didn't hug it.

Before taking a bath, he took a look at Kitten Qin's paws: "Will you wash your paws after I take a bath?"

"By the way, can you wash it yourself? You are a conscious and educated cat. You should be able to do this little thing by yourself, right?"

Qin Xin felt that it was outrageous. Is this raising a cat?What can I do to wash the cat's paws?

Jian Yi carried Kitten Qin to the sink in the bathroom, and taught her how to turn on the faucet: "Wash yourself."

Qin Xin: "..."

If you are so irresponsible, you still want to raise a cat?

When Qin Xin complained wildly in her heart, she found that Jian Yi had already taken a shower there.She glanced subconsciously. Through the glass, the fog was so thick that she couldn't see clearly, but she could vaguely see a figure.

There were also Jane Yi's voice and various out-of-key ditties coming from inside.

Resigned to her fate, Qin Xin stretched out the cat's paw and turned on the faucet, washed the two front paws, and habitually applied some soap.Feeling clean, she was still standing on the sink, with no intention of jumping off.

The claws have been washed and have not been dried, so they must not jump on the ground.

She had to wait for the little monster to come out, blow off her claws with a hair dryer, and then go down after they were dry, otherwise it would be very uncomfortable.

When Jian Yi came out, she saw Kitten Qin sitting on the sink and looking at her.

"Hey, have you washed it clean?" Jane Yi was wrapped in a bath towel, and didn't care about the wet hair, so she went to rub the cat's face, "I read you right, you really are a kitten who can only do it."

Qin Xin felt that she had been rubbed with face wash, and felt a little disgusted, but she didn't push it away, and she couldn't push it away anyway, she still knew a little about the temper of the little monster.

Qin Xin stretched out her paw and showed it to Jian Yi, and Jian Yi instantly understood the meaning of the other party: "Oh, you want to blow it dry, right?"

Qin Xin nodded coldly, and hurried there, does this look like a cat owner?Wash paws by yourself.

Jane Yi hugged the cat to the sofa, wiped the paws with a special towel, and then took out the blower to blow the paws: "Actually, you are not an ordinary cat. You can do such trivial things as blowing paws by yourself."

Qin Xin lay on the sidelines unmoved, washing her paws by herself was already the bottom line.

Jane Yi resigned to drying the cat's paws, and then dried her own hair.

When lying on the bed alone, Jian Yi took out the ball made by the ghost king, let the kitten rest on her arm, and pouted the cat's face like a spoiled daughter-in-law: "Look what I'll bring to you! what came back?"

"Happy?"

Qin Xin was indeed a little happy, even if she was forced to sleep in the arms of the little monster, she endured it.

She could feel that the ball contained a lot of energy, and wondered if swallowing it would awaken her blood.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-0823:56:34~2021-07-0923:46:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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