Standing in the parking lot, Luo Kun dialed Fan Ziyan's phone number: "Well...I'm going to accompany the client to look at the house today, so I'll be back later."

"Ah Choo!" Fan Ziyan answered while holding the mutton skewers in one hand and the phone in the other: "Got it."

After speaking, he sucked his nose.

"Eh..." Luo Kun turned his head to glance at the soft girl beside the car, and asked with guilt, "You...have a cold?"

Fan Ziyan gasped because of the heat: "No, I'm eating barbecue outside at Hengming. The seasoning is so heavy that my nose itches."

wipe!I knew I shouldn't worry about these two goods.

Going out to eat skewers by myself is so quiet, what will I eat if I go home on time! ?Luo Kun was immediately overwhelmed by anger and guilt, hung up the phone and felt that compared to Fan Ziyan's despicable behavior of eating alone, he was just going along with the flow and pretending to be him dating his wife, which is nothing at all.Back in front of the car, Gentle asked: "I'm sorry for the long wait, is it cold?" Then she naturally protected the soft girl between herself and the car door against the cold wind, ambiguous and very natural.

The soft girl's face was a little hot, and she shifted the focus and asked: "I'm sorry, I have troubled you to accompany me these few days. Your roommate won't be angry when you go back late, right?"

Luo Kun said with a smile: "How come, why is he angry when I go back late."

Ruanmei got into the car, still a little worried: "But you used to say that your roommate is stupid, lazy and has a bad temper, and he won't have food if you don't go home."

Luo Kun firmly gripped the steering wheel, Fan Ziyan, how dare you say that about me!

He said calmly, "No, he's actually quite nice. Besides, he's a child after all, and I'm used to his bad temper."

The soft girl smiled: "That's good."

After a pause, he added: "You are really generous, especially a man."

Luo Kun's vanity was severely satisfied.I sigh in my heart, the game Fan Ziyan chose is better, it is filled with such soft and cute girls, unlike the game I play, the girls in it are proficient in PK crushing, and they are not inferior in wild and urban battles. They are simply real men !

At the beginning, Fan Ziyan watched Luo Kun playing online games with his computer every night, and applied for an account when he was bored, but he was not interested in slashing monsters and leveling up at all, and felt dizzy after running tasks. After stacking gold coins and equipment, unload decisively.

Instead, I found a cute game for girls, in which I pretended to be cold and hooked up with girls every day.

Later, she became a couple with a soft girl in the guild named Shui Bingyue.

The more they chatted, the more they got to know each other, Shui Bingyue asked for a photo, Fan Ziyan felt that his looks were too girly and did not fit the image of a pure man, so he took Luo Kun's photo and sent it.Luo Kun has a deep profile, single eyelids and thin lips. He looks ruthless and cold when his face is expressionless. As soon as the photo is posted, he fascinates all the little girls. Shui Bingyue is even more determined, and her husband is very sweet.

Luo Kun was very disdainful of Fan Ziyan's stiff behavior like Li Daitao, but he felt a little better seeing that his photo could attract such a cute girl with a lot of votes, so he often secretly took advantage of Fan Ziyan's carelessness to steal his Q number. The screen was filled with his own praises, and the sense of satisfaction couldn't stop at all.

Later, when she found out that Shui Bingyue was Fan Ziyan's bonded couple, she lied that she was Fan Ziyan, and flirted on his account behind Fan Ziyan's back when nothing happened.They also exchanged phone numbers.

Unexpectedly, during this winter vacation, Shui Bingyue came to them suddenly, saying that she was going on a trip, and asked Luo Kun if he had time to accompany her.So I have been walking around with my sister these days.

Originally, he made up a lot of reasons to prepare for Fan Ziyan's interrogation at any time, but Fan Ziyan has been very upset these days and has no time to pay attention to what he is doing.

This will stare blankly at the meat skewers and sigh: "Oh, I'm not in the mood to eat..."

Ji Hengming looked at the stack of empty plates in front of him, and said lightly, "You must be full."

Fan Ziyan: ...

He groaned and twisted around the table: "What do you think? Otherwise, I will go to your place to avoid it in two days."

Ji Hengming put down the skewers in his hand and said, "Did you try the method I told you last time?"

Fan Ziyan was annoyed: "That grave bastard Luo Kun won't help at all!"

Ji Hengming said: "...Why do you insist on asking him for help? Don't you think asking him for help is not credible?"

Fan Ziyan muttered: "Only he is easier to use. If someone else makes the fake come true, what should I do?"

Ji Hengming smiled lightly: "Just because of this?"

Fan Ziyan became angry from embarrassment: "Of course! Otherwise, why else?" He took out his mobile phone and said, "Eat quickly, I won't tell you. Anyway, I will go to your place if it doesn't work!" After thinking about it, he tried again I asked, "Is it convenient for you to...cough?"

The last time when he was sleeping blissfully on Ji Hengming's bed with his topless body spread out, he was suddenly picked up by a dark-faced black suit and questioned him.

Ji Hengming said lightly, "It's nothing inconvenient."

Fan Ziyan saw that he didn't want to talk too much, so he didn't talk nonsense, and started playing with his phone on his own.

As a result, as soon as it went online, it was surrounded by a group of soft girls to gossip.

Why are you swollen and you are willing to go online? Shouldn’t you be watching the sunset with the moon and the moon, watching the fishing boat singing in the moon and parking at night to have sex.You haven't been online in the past three days, you must have secretly done something blushing and begging to hold hands sweetly.

Fan Ziyan was at a loss, and after asking for a long time, he finally figured out that his daughter-in-law came to visit him, and he stayed with her for three days, but he didn't know about it at all!

Everyone in the group condemned you for refusing to post about your happiness and pretending to be a joke. We already knew that, Yueyue said that you are more handsome in person than the photos!We also want to travel!

Fan Ziyan's face turned pale, and he instantly understood what was going on!

Luo Kun you bitch!

Although he still doesn't understand how Luo Kun got in touch with Shui Bingyue, but he pretends to be himself to accompany his wife.

But I used his photo at the beginning, and now I can’t go to Shui Bingyue and tell Shui Bingyue that I am your man, but because I am too mother-in-law, I am too embarrassed to post photos and so on...

Angrily, he slapped the table and stood up, pulling Ji Hengming: "Let's go! I'll go to your place today!" Ji Hengming glanced at the freshly roasted green beans with some regret, and rushed home with Fan Ziyan.

Packed up my things, thought about it, and secretly felt ruthless bastard, do you think you are the only one who can steal my account!He decisively opened the drawer and stuffed the USB shield of Luo Kun's game account into his pocket.

Finally, he slammed the door hard.

Luo Kun sent Shui Bingyue back to the hotel and returned home, but found that the room was dark. After searching around, he found that Fan Ziyan hadn't come back yet.Frowning, he dialed the phone and was told that the phone was turned off.Luo Kun was a little anxious and was about to go out to look for it again.The phone rang, and seeing that it was a brother from his guild, he stood at the door and answered the phone: "Hello, what's the matter?"

The voice on the other end of the phone was very urgent: "Boss, what's the matter? Did your account get hacked? Why do you want to sell your account?"

Luo Kun froze for a moment, and said, "What account are you selling? I just got home and haven't logged in yet."

"Then go and have a look, if you want to go up or not, you can log in with my account."

Luo Kun vaguely felt that something was wrong.I quickly logged in to the game, but after logging in a few times, I was prompted that the password was wrong.

I had no choice but to change to a trumpet, and as soon as I flew to the main city, I saw my shiny golden figure with a machete on his back standing at the gate of the city to sell.

Big and Black: It’s time to sell the account, the top equipment is the first in the whole server, and the cheap sale is only 998(∩_∩)O

I opened the drawer and saw that the USB shield was gone.No need to think about it, I know that there will be no thief who is so boring as to leave the card and not secretly steal the U-shield. It must be that the little bitch Fan Ziyan has taken the wrong medicine again.

Luo Kun angrily sent a secret message to the tuba: Fan Ziyan, what's wrong with you again!Hurry up and get me off the assembly line and go home!

Fan Ziyan chewed on potato chips, sneered twice, and said two words lightly: Dreaming!

Luo Kun had no choice but to use a trumpet to shout: Don't be fooled, that person who sells the account is a liar!He stole Lao Tzu's number!

The world channel immediately became lively, and there were many big and black dog legs asking: Boss Hei, are you yourself?

Your number was stolen?

Is this your trumpet?

There are also some dicks who watch the excitement and don't think too much about it. They gloated - the equipment worth 998 yuan was sold at a low price of [-]. The seller is really conscientious.

Ask for installment numbers!

How much is the machete for me to discuss with the account seller?

Luo Kun wanted to vomit blood, so he watched Fan Ziyan speak in the world.

Big and Black: Mina-san, I'm just stealing my account and not a liar~ The transaction is TB, absolutely honest and honest.The equipment can be disassembled and sold separately. If you are interested, you can privately chat with black people, please detour (^o^)/~

She's even justified and flirtatious!Luo Kun felt his eyes darken.

At this time, the GM couldn't stand it anymore, and said weakly: Should I block this account, or should I not block it?

Player A: Support the GM title!Catch all hackers and local tyrants hahaha!

Player B: The title does not explain!

Player C: Title +1

Player D: Title +10086

Luo Kun: ...Feng Nima, that's my name!Find my number quickly!

GM's very official answer: Dear~ If your account is stolen, please go to the official website to appeal according to the password, we will definitely deal with it as soon as possible~

Luo Kun was speechless, Fan Ziyan changed the password and security, even the USB shield was taken away, how can I appeal?

Reluctantly, I had no choice but to whisper Fan Ziyan: What's wrong with you!I haven't hired you again recently!I warn you, if you really dare to sell the Laozi account, I will never end with you!

Fan Ziyan replied cracklingly: "Did you hire me? Then why don't I know that I entertained Shui Bingyue on a tour!? Do you think you hired me?"

"Eh..." Luo Kun was speechless: "This... there are a series of complicated reasons..."

Fan Ziyan snorted coldly: "I heard you farting!"

Luo Kun lowered his posture: "Then what do you say?"

Fan Ziyan replied with a smile: "Unless you promised me to say that last time."

What happened last time?Luo Kun thought for a while, then felt chills down his spine: "I will never agree to that!"

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