God of time travel, don't be kidding

"Fuck!" Li Yunruo spat out two words bitterly.

"Then what about my washing problem?"

"Forbidden!" Yang Xiao said in a non-negotiable tone.

Li Yunruo immediately lost his temper, "What? You told me not to take a bath, wash my hair, brush my teeth and wash my face for half a month? Why don't you just let me die!"

"Li Yunruo! Lie down for me!" Seeing that Li Yunruo was so excited that he almost rolled off the bed, Yang Xiao lost his temper!

"You'd better be obedient, your child is still waiting for you to hug! Quickly restore your body to me!" After Yang Xiao finished speaking, he turned and left.

"Fuck! God, I'm going to hell!" After Yang Xiao left, Li Yunruo couldn't help shouting.

"Boom..." A thunder suddenly sounded in the clear sky, scaring Li Yunruo back into the bed.

Even though Li Yunruo had a thousand reluctances in his heart, he had to obey Yang Xiao's words and obediently stay in the room without going anywhere.

Li Yunruo was already very upset that he couldn't take a shower. During this period, he had to drink Chinese medicine three meals a day. After half a month, Li Yunruo felt that he could become a fairy!

After finally surviving until the last day, when Yang Xiao put down his words and told Li Yunruo that there was no need to stop washing, the next second, Li Yunruo had disappeared...

Calmly smoothing Shunfei's hair, Yang Xiao thought about it, then turned and walked out of the room.

Li Yunruo stood by the stream, scooping up water continuously, and then fell down on his body with a "crash".

It lasted for an entire hour before Li Yunruo ended this self-harming bathing method.

Shaking the hair dripping with water, Li Yunruo threw the basin away coolly, and walked back to the room refreshed.

As soon as Yang Xiao saw Li Yunruo came back, he quickly pulled him to the side of Wota, "Come on, your child is returned to you now!"

"Children?" Li Yunruo glanced at the quilt suspiciously, "There are no children here!"

The corner of Yang Xiao's mouth twitched, "Yun Ruo, are you really blind or pretending to be blind? You can't even see it at such a big age!"

"..." Li Yunruo was silent. After a while, he suddenly pointed at something on the quilt and shouted, "What? This is my child? Are you kidding me!!!"

"I'm not joking!" Yang Xiao looked at Li Yunruo seriously, "It did come out of your stomach!"

"..." Li Yunruo was dumbfounded on the spot.

After regaining his senses, he couldn't help shouting, "Damn, isn't this an ostrich egg? How could it come out of my stomach! Damn you think I, Li Yunruo, are stupid!"

"This is your child! I took it out of your stomach!" Yang Xiao ignored Li Yunruo's excitement and continued.

"Impossible!" Li Yunruo still didn't believe it, pointed at Yang Xiao and complained, "Yang Xiao, are you just using an ostrich egg to perfuse me if you lose sight of my child!"

"Damn! How could I do such a thing that lacks medical ethics!" Li Yunruo said so, no matter how good-tempered Yang Xiao was, he became angry at this moment.

"Li Yunruo, have you been pregnant for so long that you even forgot that you are a man? You are a man! How can you conceive a child without a uterus? Could it be that you think you are Nezha's mother, who can bounce a meat ball? Can't come out? Huh?"

"You...I..." Li Yunruo was yelled at by Yang Xiao, shrunk his neck, slumped his shoulders, and cried, "But I can't lay eggs..."

"What's wrong with the egg? It also saved you the remaining five months of pregnancy, you have to thank it!"