crazy scalpel

"Senior brother?!"

Xie Ke suddenly remembered how Li Shiguang played with his mobile phone with his legs crossed during afternoon tea.

Think about the time of that message, 15:50.

He just said how strange, there is always a feeling that there is more to say.It turns out that the backhand is waiting for him here.

Xie Ke said helplessly, "Why is it you, brother?"

Li Shiguang rubbed his chin: "Yes, it's so fateful."

Xie Ke: "..." This is obviously calculated on purpose by you, he doesn't believe that Senior Brother Li will rent the house to others at this price!

Li Shiguang: "What are you doing standing at the door? Come in and have a look. It would be great if you rent my house, so you don't have to worry about the character of the tenant. We should be able to, um, live together happily, right?"

Xie Ke looked at him: "..." Living together is not the case at all!

Li Shiguang smiled: "That's the thing."

Xie Ke: "..." Why can you understand my os!

Li Shiguang: "Don't forget that I am a psychotherapist."

The master bedroom is quite big, the bed is also quite big, the wardrobe is also quite big, the desk is connected to the computer table, and there is a big bookshelf against the wall that almost covers the entire wall.

Facing south, floor-to-ceiling windows, even a balcony.It doesn't get much better than this.

Xie Ke: "..." Damn, I'm sorry for not renting me!

Li Shiguang: "How is it?"

Xie Ke pursed his lips: "Why don't you live in such a nice room?"

Li Shiguang: "Oh, this room originally belonged to my parents. They went abroad to live with my sister. I'm used to living in my own room, so I don't bother to change it. And I have two rooms, one for sleeping and one for playing. gone."

Xie Ke pinched the corner of his clothes, a little shy: "Actually, you didn't intend to share the rent with others, did you?"

Li Shiguang: "It can't be said that I didn't plan it. It turned out that I didn't expect it. When I saw you today, I came up with a whim."

Xie Ke: "..." He said with his eyes: You are lying!

Li Shiguang snickered twice, and continued to abduct the younger brother, "When will you move?"

Xie Ke fought between heaven and man for a while: "Well... Brother, will this really not cause you any trouble?"

Li Shiguang: "No, living alone is quite lonely."

Xie Ke: "Okay, but let me tell you first, I will be very busy, and I don't have much time to play with you."

Li Shiguang: "..." Clenched his fist to cover his mouth and coughed twice, "When do you start working?"

Xie Ke: "Tomorrow."

"Well," Li Shiguang pretended to be thinking, "You don't have anything in your dormitory, so let's move it today."

There was something to do in the evening, and Li Shiguang didn't bother to cook, so the two ordered takeaway rice and finished dinner in a hurry.

Xie Ke's luggage is actually very simple, just bedding + notebooks, but he also has two big cardboard boxes of books.

Fortunately, Li Shiguang drove to help him move, otherwise, the taxi driver might not solicit his business seeing his situation.Even if the taxi driver didn't dislike him, it would be quite strenuous to drag him from the dormitory to the school gate.

I ran into Xu Shanshan downstairs.

Xu Shanshan is one year younger than Xie Ke. She was supposed to be an intern in the hospital at this time, but she didn't expect to meet her at school.

Xu Shanshan looked at Xie Ke angrily, and asked a series of questions: "Why didn't you stay in the first attached courtyard, instead of going to the first courtyard of the city? Where are you going to move? Why didn't you tell me? He Who is it? What is your relationship with him?" She pointed to Li Shiguang with the last two questions.

Xie Ke: "I'm going to live with him now. He's a senior and graduated from our school. I told you that I'm afraid you'll find me. I can't tell you. No reason."

Xu Shanshan blinked her eyes, but unfortunately she didn't shed tears: "Xie Ke, you bastard!" The mother didn't bring eye drops!

Xie Ke: "Great, I'm an asshole. Goodbye, and say hello to Professor Xu for me."

Xu Shanshan didn't answer his words, and turned to Li Shiguang: "Do you know that you are acting like a mistress? Tell me about your work unit, and I will let everyone know your true colors!"

Li Shiguang quickly took out his business card and handed it to her, "Welcome. Be sure to come. I look forward to having you as my visitor."

Xu Shanshan took a look and saw "Li Shiguang's Psychological Counseling Room" printed on it, and a row of addresses and phone numbers below.Turn it over and see the eight big characters in gold stamping "Private customization, high-end enjoyment".

Xu Shanshan: "..."

Xie Ke also saw it from the side, and he also said: "..."

Xu Shanshan turned her head and said to Xie Ke: "Have you decided to be with Xiaosan?"

Shayk nodded.

Xu Shanshan twisted her pretty neck in the opposite direction and said to Li Shiguang, "You have decided to be a mistress."

Li Shiguang smiled faintly: "We are true love."

Xu Shanshan lowered her head and thought for a while, and finally decided to give up Xie Ke.But she made an effort in the end, "Xie Ke, if you want to donate sperm, please give priority to me! We are so close, you are right."

Then she skipped away.

Xie Ke was stunned: "..."

"..." Li Shiguang added: "Sure enough, a hero among women."

On the way back to Tianta New Village, Xie Ke finally couldn't help expressing his feelings in the car: "Your business card is really rich."

Li Shiguang: "Oh, that one is for people who find fault. The real one is here." He took out another one from his pocket as he spoke.

Xie Ke saw that it was much more normal this time.

Although he thinks that even if he lives with Li Shiguang, the two of them won't have much interaction, but if the other party's taste is too urgent, it will still affect the quality of life.

"Actually, Xu Shanshan is quite a nice person." Xie Ke would never say this in front of Xu Shanshan, but it was different from Li Shiguang.

"Well, but she's not suitable for you." Li Shiguang just turned the steering wheel outward when he said this, and his face was also turned outward, Xie Ke couldn't see his expression.

"Oh? Tell me, the psychological master, what kind is suitable for me?" Xie Ke asked him.To be honest, when Xu Shanshan was there just now, Li Shiguang answered as if it was true.Although Xie Ke knew that he would definitely round him up, he didn't expect him to do it so smoothly and so naturally.So Shayk tried it out.It's also to make it clear that he doesn't want to make any fake plays.

"You?" Li Shiguang glanced at him with a half-smile.

"..." Xie Ke touched his face, "What's wrong with me?"

Li Shiguang: "Now is not the time for you."

Xie Ke: "Should I count my birthday when I'm in a relationship? Why isn't it time, I've been an adult for several years."

Li Shiguang quickly glanced at Xie Ke's crotch, then turned his head back and started driving seriously.

He didn't say anything, but Xie Ke was very angry!

"What do you mean!" Xie Ke wanted to rush up and bite him, but was restrained by the seat belt.

Li Shiguang chuckled, "Don't get excited. Think about it for yourself, is your usual nocturnal emission normal? What did you do...the goddess at that time, oh no, a male god?"

Xie Ke thought about it carefully, and it seemed that after the car accident, he really didn't have much.As for...that, he never did it either.

However, "I do have male gods, but I just can't face them...that, that's blasphemy!" Xie Ke insisted.

Li Shiguang obviously didn't believe him: "Oh? Let's hear it."

Shayk: "Well, for example, Cushing (modern neurosurgery scientist), Dandy (modern neurosurgery scientist), ... well, well, and Hippocrates (ancient Greek doctor, similar to the ancient Hua Tuo ) Wait." Xie Ke whispered more and more quietly, and finally his head almost hit his chest.He really doesn't have a male god that can be used for... that.

Li Shiguang raised his eyebrows proudly.

Xie Ke was a little frustrated: "How do you know? Is psychology really so useful, can you even see this?"

Li Shiguang was about to show off his theoretical knowledge, Xie Ke suddenly raised his head and said seriously: "I know! You are just a way to attract customers! It was specially introduced in "Compendium of Deception". Brother, I advise you not to do useless work I'm not going to spend money on mental illness."

Li Shiguang: "..."

Xie Ke, who had regained [-]%, stopped talking. He turned his face and looked out of the window, taking in the scenery along the way one by one.

Li Shiguang glanced at him from the rearview mirror, but said nothing.

The atmosphere suddenly cooled down.

After helping Xie Ke move all his things into the house, it was Li Shiguang who broke the silence first.

He held out his hand, "Xie Ke, you are welcome to live with me."

Xie Ke couldn't help thinking of the golden cake in the lobby of the Xinghai Building in the afternoon, which seemed to blend perfectly with Li Shiguang's smiling face.

"..." Xie Ke took out an envelope, which contained a stack of soft sister coins that were not too thick, "Pay three and press one."

Li Shiguang reluctantly took the envelope, "Okay then, you can arrange your things and go to bed early."

Xie Ke: "Yeah."

Li Shiguang: "You can do whatever you want, as if you are at your own home."

Xie Ke: "Yeah."

Li Shiguang: "I mean, if you want to use the kitchen, you can use it casually. Well... the living room is also the same. The bathroom is also."

Shayk: "I know, you made it very clear in your post."

Li Shiguang: "Oh yes, I forgot. By the way, go to bed early at night... Of course, if you have something to do, you can do it yourself. I'm not afraid of noise."

Sheik: "Oh okay."

Li Shiguang: "Then I'll go back to my room, bye."

Xie Ke: "Brother?"

Li Shiguang quickly turned around, "What's the matter?"

Xie Ke: "You are really a good landlord in China."

Li Shiguang: "..." Turned around slowly.

Xie Ke: "Brother?"

Li Shiguang turned back again: "I don't want you to bury senior brother like this..."

Xie Ke: "Thank you." After speaking, he quickly closed the door.

Li Shiguang looked at the closed door for a while before realizing, "Hehe, it turns out that it's so easy to be shy."

The next day, Xie Ke got up at 5 in the morning, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and did morning exercises.His life has always been very regular.

Thanks to the previous year of internship, the requirement for sleep has been habitually reduced to a minimum.

He wasn't familiar with the neighborhood here, and he didn't know if there was a stall selling breakfast on the way to the City No. [-] Hospital, so he wanted to make some by himself.But I just moved in yesterday, and I haven't had time to go to the supermarket to buy food.

Just thinking about it, I saw a note full of words pasted on the dining table in the living room.

"Vendors are not allowed in the community. From 5:9 to 5:5 every day, [-] minutes walk north from the entrance of the community, there are concentrated stalls selling pancakes and fruits, soy milk rice, flatbread fried dough sticks. [-] minutes walk south, there is kfc, which is opposite kfc CP McDonald’s is home, and further south is Suzhou Noodle Restaurant, which has wonton soup dumplings, etc. Opposite Suzhou Noodle Restaurant is its CP Dongbei Dumplings. There are bread and toaster in the kitchen, bacon, eggs, cheese, and Milk and yogurt. ps, if you're going to make me a sandwich, I want double cheese. By, love your brother."

Xie Ke: "..."