crazy scalpel

Xie Ke's wine quality is still good. After getting drunk, he doesn't speak, and his expression is colder than before, but he doesn't cry, laugh, or scream at all.

It's just that no matter what you say to him, he looks at you so coldly, which is kind of scary.Moreover, his eyes are very big, and the corners of his eyes are slightly pink because of the drunkenness. Staring at others like this, the coldness is mixed with lingering, which really has a special flavor.

Even Lao Youjun trembled a little from his eyes, as if he knew all the little devils in his heart clearly.Lao Youjun wanted to ridicule him for his poor drinking capacity, but his eyes were so piercing that he couldn't speak, there was no trace of drunkenness in his pupils, only insight.

Except for him who was drunk, everyone else was drunk, so the atmosphere in the private room was very good.

Xie Ke stood up suddenly, then walked to the shelf where things were placed, and took back his backpack from above.

Looking at the bag, Lao Youjun felt that he had finally found an entry point to attack Xie Ke, so he shouted there with a little drink: "Who owns such a tattered bag! Come on, waiter, take it out quickly!" threw!"

Xie Ke turned his head sharply, killing him over and over again with sharp eyes, even other colleagues could see that something was wrong.

It was Director Huang who smoothed things over, "Xiao Lao, don't talk nonsense when he's drunk, that's Xiao Xie's stuff."

Lao Youjun curled his lips in disbelief, "Who knew it belonged to Xie Ke, how can a normal person carry such a rotten bag."

This Baoshek has indeed been used for many years, and has been using it since the third year of high school.

It seems that after the car accident, Shayk lost his parents and the roof, and many things he had before were gone.

I don't know where this schoolbag came from, and Xie Ke has been carrying it with him since then.Because of professional reasons, he usually carries heavy books to and fro, and the straps of the schoolbag have been broken many times, but he has re-sewn it with needles and threads every time and continues to use it.

Xie Ke hugged his schoolbag tightly, took out his mobile phone from inside to check, there was a text message, it was from his senior brother.

[Just kidding, I will wait for you to eat in the future. 】

He frowned, thumbed the slider on the screen, and looked at the records above.

Then laughed again.

Glancing coldly at Lao Youjun, Xie Ke said to Director Huang: "I seem to be drunk, so I'll go back first."

Director Huang nodded and stretched his waist: "Xie, let's go. I think we're almost done, we should go, everyone has to go to work tomorrow."

Seeing that Director Huang had spoken, everyone agreed and dispersed.

Wei Xingzhong usually had a good relationship with Lao Youjun, so he pulled him aside and asked, "Why do you keep getting along with Xiao Xie?"

Lao Youjun was softened by Xie Ke's eyes just now, and at this moment he became a little annoyed, and couldn't help blurting out: "I just can't understand his pretending, what. Isn't it because he got on the way of Dean Liu?" , Make it look like a prince, it's not a thing."

Wei Xingzhong poked him with his fingers, and kindly reminded him: "What's the matter? None of us had stuffed a red envelope when we came in. Did you forget that your father was bleeding profusely when you were hospitalized? I think Xiao Xie should be okay. It means that usually, drunk is not counted, and the eyes are dark."

Lao Youjun: "You are stupid. He usually pretends. He speaks the truth after drinking. It is his nature to be drunk."

Wei Xingzhong thought for a while, "Let's have a look again. You should restrain yourself, and put everything aside. Today, even Director Huang can see that you are not getting along with him. Director Huang seems to be quite optimistic about him. Aren't you disgusting?"

"Cut, I'm still afraid of him?" Lao Youjun looked at Xie Ke's back with his tattered schoolbag on his back, and let out a pooh.

Xie Ke returned to Tianta New Village, stood at the door and thought about it.Probably because of the alcohol, his movements were a few beats slower.After standing at the door for 2 minutes, he took out a wallet from his schoolbag and took out a key from the compartment.

Xie Ke aimed the key at the keyhole, but the keyhole seemed to be getting smaller and moving, and he couldn't catch it.Xie Ke shook his body, ready to try again.

Still the same.

The third time, it still failed.

He blinked and reached out to press the keyhole, trying to secure it.

As soon as he touched the door, he pushed it open.

Li Shiguang stood in the door holding the frame and laughing at him, "You can't be drunk, can't you even open the door?"

Xie Ke: "I'm sorry, I drank a little too much, Mr. Li."

Li Shiguang's complexion changed, "Come in first, you'd better call me Senior Brother."

Xie Ke nodded, "Okay, brother."

Li Shiguang saw that he was staggering even standing, like a tumbler, so he took his hand, led him around the coffee table, and pushed him to sit on the sofa.

Shayk sat obediently.

Li Shiguang looked at him with a headache, "waiting for you to give orders" on his face, thought for a while, and said, "Why don't you take a bath today, wipe your face and go to sleep. It will be fine when you wake up tomorrow morning, it should be. "

Xie Ke still sat obediently.

Li Shiguang rubbed his forehead, went to pour a basin of hot water, and wiped his face with a towel.

Xie Ke narrowed his eyes and tilted his head up, making Li Shiguang want to throw the towel on his face.

"Brother," Xie Ke said, "why are you at my house?"

Li Shiguang: "..."

Xie Ke rubbed his fingertips. Although he was indeed a little drunk because of the alcohol, he could still clearly feel the sharpness of his fingertips.Driven by his spirit, the index finger gradually extended into the shape of a lancet.Xie Ke's hand touched Li Shiguang's cheek, and immediately drew a very thin mark.

Xie Ke quickly retracted the knife at his fingertips. "I'm sorry, brother, I didn't mean to."

A drop of blood oozed from the scratch, and Xie Ke covered it with a towel in a panic.

Li Shiguang: "It's okay."

Xie Ke removed the towel and was relieved when he saw that the bleeding did not continue.He suddenly remembered that Li Shiguang couldn't see the knife on his fingertips, and hoped that this shallow scar would disappear soon.

Xie Ke concentrated on his fingertips, and the small blade appeared again.He stretched out his finger childishly and shook it in front of Li Shiguang's eyes.

Li Shiguang grabbed his hand, "Don't wash it."

Xie Ke quickly retracted the knife so as not to hurt him again.

This fingertip knife that can be transformed is his biggest secret, and no one knows.Even if he said it, no one would believe it.Because only he can see it.

It can be long or short and can be changed in shape within the range of not exceeding the length of the hand.

This is what the car accident brought him, the only thing he got, after paying so much to lose.

Xie Ke doesn't like this tasteless skill, but his relatives have passed away, so he can only accept it.

Xie Ke closed his eyes, squeezed his fingers, and tried to summon his fingertip knife in another way.The tip of the knife slowly grew out again, no matter how much I scratched this time, it would not cut my brother's skin anymore.It is unreal.As if he was not in the same dimension as himself.It can penetrate the human body's sebum, flesh and blood, and even bones at will, but it will not cause harm.

Xie Ke poked his brother's head with this phantom knife.The knife went in, but his fingers pressed against his forehead.

Li Shiguang: "Why are you touching my forehead?"

Xie Ke's fingers slid from left to right under Li Shiguang's hairline, and he said, "This is the frontal bone." Then he moved to the top of the eyebrow, "This is the arch of the eyebrow." Between." Further down, "This is the nasal bone."

The naughty index finger paused, and the pad of the thumb went up to touch the two holes under Li Shiguang's nose.Xie Ke said with a smile: "Hee hee, brother's nostrils. Well, it's pretty clean."

"!" Li Shiguang: "..." Fortunately, I washed my face carefully in the shower just now.

Xie Ke's fingers continued to play tricks on his face. At this time, they had already pressed the upper part of the man along the nasolabial fold, and moved down a little, "Nodules on the upper lip." The finger moved to the right and stopped at the corner of the lip, Xie Ke put his hands together and pulled the corners of Li Shiguang's mouth apart, just like children making faces, "Lip joint."

For convenience, Xie Ke pushed Li Shiguang down on the sofa, and then rode on him, fixing him and not letting him move.

Li Shiguang's mouth was pulled away, and it was a bit difficult to speak: "It's not too suffocating (this is not good)..."

"Shh," Shek said, "don't talk." Shek finally let go of his mouth, and poked another finger on his chin, "chin protuberance!" along the arc of the jaw all the way to the neck up.Li Shiguang's Adam's apple twitched. He was a little itchy from Xie Ke's finger, so he raised his hand to scratch it.As a result, Xie Ke slapped his hand off unceremoniously, touched his neck, and said, "Don't make trouble, this is the thyroid cartilage."

"..." Li Shiguang, "Senior brother is really going to be spoiled by you! Where did that soft and cute little Xie go... Ugh!"

Shek covered his mouth with his left.The fingers of the right hand slid and stopped on the jugular notch, the depression between the clavicles on both sides.Slightly to the right, there is a hard bone, Xie Ke said: "This is the sternocleidomastoid sternal head."

Li Shiguang nodded, indicating that he would stop making trouble, and then Xie Ke let go of his hand covering his mouth, and put it on his right shoulder instead.

And the left hand moves all the way to the left, "clavicle, hypohyoid scapula, brachial plexus, trapezius." Xie Ke touched and pinched, and the route turned upward again, "external jugular vein, submandibular gland, mandibular Horns, temporal protrusion." After going around for a while, he finally stroked Li Shiguang's face again. "Ear." Xie Ke smiled.

"..." Li Shiguang: "You have everything I have, okay? Next time touch yourself, I won't play with you! Although your anatomy is not bad, but the person who takes care of the drunk really can't afford it!"

Xie Ke pressed his face hard, "Cheekbone."

"It's not over yet?" Li Shiguang wanted to cry but had no tears, "Okay, you continue."

Xie Ke's thumb brushed heavily under Li Shiguang's eyes, "The lower edge of the frame." Then he stroked under the eyebrows in the same way, "The upper edge of the frame."

Li Shiguang: "You are doing eye exercises for me."

Xie Ke's finger pointed at Li Shiguang's eyes, his nails stopped outside, and the transformed knife had actually cut in, but Li Shiguang couldn't feel it.

"Tear bone, frame plate, small sphenoid wing, large sphenoid wing." Xie Ke withdrew the transformed knife. "You have good eyeballs, you don't need to wear glasses. Hmm... you are more handsome than Director Cai, I think."

"..." Li Shiguang felt an inexplicable crisis, "Who is Director Cai?"

Xie Ke replied: "He is the director of the brain surgery department of the No. [-] Hospital in the city. He is young and promising, handsome, and very prestigious."

"!" Li Shiguang: "Then he must be married."

Xie Ke: "Well... I don't know. But depending on the situation, there shouldn't be any. The nurse outside the brain seems to like to help him introduce partners."

Li Shiguang: "!!"

Xie Ke: "And he seems to be very interested in me. Today he took the initiative to talk to me." Distorting the facts, Xie Ke, you have learned badly!People only say that misunderstanding is very interesting!You were the ones who got caught talking behind others' backs first!

Li Shiguang: "!!!"

Xie Ke hugged Li Shiguang's head suddenly, so that his brother's face was buried in his chest.

Li Shiguang: "Oh!..."

Xie Ke's hand stretched out to the top of his head, starting from the wing point above the left ear, and drew a semicircle to the wing point above the right ear, which is the line where little girls wear headbands, "This is the coronal slit. "

It turned out that it wasn't over yet, Li Shiguang: "..."

Shayk started touching the top of his head and the back of his head. "Here is the brine point, parietal bone, temporal bone, sagittal suture, herringbone point, herringbone suture, occipital bone."

Li Shiguang: "!#￥%" It should be over this time, the whole head has been touched.Tomorrow I'm considering buying a model and putting it at home, otherwise it will be like this when I get drunk.

Xie Ke's hand went down the spine... Li Shiguang couldn't bear it anymore, and finally broke free, "It's not that senior brother won't let you touch it, it's that you can't touch it below the head, and you will be locked up! I will order a human bone imported from Germany from the Internet for you tomorrow." Model, let you touch it enough!"

Shayk watched him blink and fell on his shoulders.

Li Shiguang: "..." This is the real drunk.

At five o'clock the next morning, Shayk's biological clock woke him up on time.He was still the same as yesterday. After finishing his morning exercises, he made two sandwiches by himself.The brother's share was double cheese, he still remembered.

Before leaving, the door of Li Shiguang's room opened, and Li Shiguang poked his head out, "Are you awake?"

Xie Ke: "I'm going to work."

Li Shiguang: "Are you awake?"

"I'm very sober," Xie Ke thought for a while, "I was probably drunk yesterday, and I don't remember anything. I forgot how I crawled back into bed. I didn't do anything bad, right?"

Li Shiguang pointed to himself, "I carried you back."

Xie Ke: "Thank you."

Li Shiguang: "You touched my whole body."

"?" Xie Ke: "Why?"

Li Shiguang: "You are dissatisfied with your desires."

"That's it," Xie Ke thought for a while, "I won't touch you next time, I'm sorry. I'm going to work, bye!"

Li Shiguang: "..." Why does this have the illusion of shooting yourself in the foot with a rock!