When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

After successfully shocking countless elders with an oath, Uchiha's decision-makers finally made a decision, chose Tajima's plan, and moved the family to the area between Luoshui City and Linshui City.

Now that the matter is settled, the follow-up processing is not difficult.

Helping his brother get rid of the elders, Uchihaji followed behind Tajima, saw that he was still silently calculating the latest expenses of the clan, kicked the stones on the ground, ran in front of him, and intercepted him.

Stopped by the baby brother who opened his arms, Tajima blinked, subconsciously stretched out his hand, and lifted him from his underarm.

Skillfully giving his baby brother a high, he turned his hand and put his brother into his arms again, let him sit in the crook of his arms, moved his face closer, and rubbed against his soft little cheek.

Even if he was pushed away by Uchiha Haru with disgust, he didn't think there was any problem, instead he laughed in a good mood.

Uchihaji knew that Tajima's brother-in-law was hopeless, but he still had to refuse one thing, that is kiss!

Even if you are as thick-skinned as yourself, you don't want to be hugged and kissed by your brother!

I'm already a mature little son, I don't need to kiss at all!

Seeing his younger brother's resistance, Tajima just shrugged his shoulders and didn't force him. He just carried his younger brother into the house, kissed Meilin's side face, and asked softly about her physical condition today.

Xuan and Ming, who were lying on the wall and watched the whole process: ...

Did father forget something?What about us?Aren't we sons?Why don't we have the treatment of kissing, hugging and holding high? !

Tajima looked at Uchihaji in his arms, and at Meilin next to him, and felt that no one was left behind.

Brother, wife, youngest son, no one left, nothing was missed!

Happily entering the room in the "Family Carnival", Tajima happily discussed with Meilin about the family relocation, completely forgetting about the twin sons.

What is a son?Can I eat it?

Tajima: Maomao is confused. jpg

Xuan/Ming: I was completely forgotten by my father, so angry!

In fact, Uchihaji, who had already noticed the two brothers, saw the anger on the faces of the two, tilted his head, and skillfully climbed from Tajima's arms to his shoulders, holding his head for balance.

With his chin resting on Tajima's head, Uchihaji tilted his head and smiled provocatively at the two brothers.

Xuan/Ming:! ! !

After receiving the provocation from his uncle, Ming almost couldn't hold back, and rushed out to ask his father who the two of them or his uncle was his real son, and which one he wanted!

It's a pity that the more rational Xuan grabbed him and shook his head to signal him not to be impulsive.

Seeing Mei, whose face turned into a steamed bun, was stopped, Uchihaji was full of disappointment.

It's a pity that I was actually stopped. If I really came to question it, it would be fun~

Then I can arrange a bunch of devil training for them again :)

Getting off Tajima's body in every possible way, Uchihaji took out from his arms, took out the last few omamori, and handed them out to them one by one.

Mei Lin, who received two guards:? ? ?

Looking down at the quality of the Omori, Meilin was startled to realize that it was the handwriting of Nanyun Grand Shrine, and then looked at the faint luster on it, as if it had been coated with a layer of golden light, exuding a faint brilliance.

"It's not like the omamori that are usually sold." Tajima said, "It's expensive, right?"

Uchihaji shook his head, "No, it's free."

"Free?" Tajima frowned suddenly. There is no free lunch in the world. What do you have to pay for what you get? What did your brother pay to get this kind of omamori, which looks like a premium product?

Uchihaji thought for a moment, and tried his best to find a suitable description, "The fate of the previous life will be repaid in this life?"

In fact, there is nothing wrong with him saying that. After all, he and Zhong Yuanzhong were destined in the previous life, and then reincarnated into this world.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Tajima patted Uchihaji's head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, but he also heard that Uchihaji knew what he meant, so let's let it go for now.

Uchihaji pointed at Omori, motioning for them to keep them close to him, "Maybe it can save your life~ It's not a bad thing to be around."

Meilin glanced at the guards in other people's hands, and then at her own, "Two?"

"Well, there is also a little nephew." Uchihaji nodded. The little nephew will be born at the end of December, so I can prepare it by the way, so as not to die young.

If he died young, he would not be able to find any way to attract the attention of Zuo Xuan and Ming, and he would definitely be yelled to death at home!Although a baby is noisy enough...

Raising children is really troublesome. Fortunately, my apprentices only started raising them when they were teenagers.

Thinking of the master-student question, Uchihaji recalled the mission mode of Blood Pond, tugged on Tajima's sleeve, and seriously talked about what he thought of on the way:

"The task over the pool of blood is a way for a teacher to lead two students. I think we can learn from it."

"Some experiences can be taught through practice. Even if you bump your head, it's much safer to have someone staring at you, so as not to go too far."

This is talking about things that are prone to mistakes after the Sharingan is opened. After all, although the strength has increased sharply in the two years after the opening of the eyes, it is also easy to be unstable. came back.

Tajima squinted at Uchihaji, saying that this method is very good and can be implemented in the future.

Feeling that he had completed an important task, Uchihaji just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Tajima say the next sentence:

"Since you suggested it, let's start with you, lest you run away while on a mission."

Uchihaji:? ? ?

Uchihaji:! ! !

Shaking the guard in his hand, Tajima sneered, "Your mission this time is only within the scope of Future City. How did you get to the Nanyun Grand Shrine so far away? You have been out for two weeks."

Uchihaji shrank back immediately. Although he "struck hard" in front of the elders, he still had to behave better in front of Tajima.

Old father Tajima: You don't call it a good boy, you call it a troublemaker!

Uchihaji stared at Tajima for a while, and found that he was not looking for any responsibility, and immediately cheered up again, plausible.

"It's New Year's Eve, and I can't accompany you to celebrate the New Year's Eve, so I'll give you gifts in advance."

As soon as Tian Dao heard it, he knew that the purpose of not attending the annual meeting was to go to the annual meeting in Luoshui City, and he knew it well.

That's right, this kid is the eldest son of Luoshui City, so it's fine if he just recognized him two years ago, but now he's five or six years old, if he doesn't attend the annual meeting, it will make people suspicious.

Thinking of this, he nodded, indicating that the matter was passed on his side.

Compared to Tajima, who was "easy to talk to", the two nephews looked shocked, and rushed over and grabbed Uchihaji and asked this and that.

"Uncle is too cunning! How can you not attend the annual meeting?!"

"If there is such a good thing, uncle should take us with him!"

Uchihaji: ...

Don't these two brats think I'm sneaking out to play?The annual meeting in Luoshui City is very tiring!The piles of rules and regulations and the list of participants gave me a headache just by looking at them!

Thinking of Tajima's annual annual meeting seeing ten times more people than himself, Uchihaji got a little comfort from it, and had a feeling of "there are people in this world who are worse than me".

He rarely looked at Tajima with pity, and patted Tajima on the shoulder reassuringly.

Tajima:? ? ?

"Uncle!!!" The two nephews were still clamoring for Uchiha Haru to accompany them to hang out, obviously aggrieved by his "special treatment".

It is agreed that everyone will be surrounded by a large number of relatives at home, and then be the protagonist of the topic to deal with the gossip of a large group of people?How can you sneak away without us? !

"No, you have to spend the festival honestly at home." Uchihaji vetoed the proposal of the two nephews, "Have Hao Huoqiu learned it? Can the shuriken be instant? Are you proficient in chakra?"

Ming immediately retorted: "These are difficult, and it is impossible to learn them right away. Everyone in the class can't learn them at the age of three or four, and we are only one or two years old!"

Uchihaji showed an innocent expression, "I can chakra at the age of one and a half, and I can fireball at the age of three. Is it difficult?"

He took out the exam papers of the two brothers, which he dug out from the corner after he came back, and at a glance, he knew that the two brothers had hidden them secretly.

Haruyuki Uchiha flipped through the pages, and seeing a score of 55 on the test paper with a perfect score of [-], the old man immediately looked at his phone. jpg

Ignoring the two brothers' attempts to snatch the test paper back, Uchihaji handed the test paper to Tajima next to him, and accused him confidently:

"You guys love to play too much. You don't usually study hard. If you can't learn chakra and shuriken well, you can still be regarded as a talent. If you can't practice it, you should know the theory, right? You can't even get a perfect score in the culture class!"

Xuan and Mei were shocked, and felt that Uchihaji was joking.

God knows that the scope of the culture test covers everything from the astronomy and geography of the whole continent to the local culture of a small town. As long as they get [-] points, they will be considered a pass. They have never heard of anyone who can get a full score in the test!

Uchihaji snorted softly, and took out his three-year literacy test papers, all of them got full marks, and even got extra points for pointing out mistakes.

Xuan/Ming:! ! !

Are you a monster?Mortals cannot understand the sorrows and joys of evildoers, our world cannot coexist!Please don't use your standard to ask us qaq

Seeing his sons' "horrible" scores, Tajima also showed a disgusted expression: "From now on, the daily dessert will be cancelled. If you have the energy to eat snacks, why don't you study hard for me!"

"I don't ask you to get a full score like Azhi, you should have [-] points, right?" He raised his eyebrows, his eyes were full of threats, "At this time next year, if you still take the test with this score, hehe..."

Xuan/Ming: My life is over! ! !