When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

The fact that his little nephew was the reincarnation of Indra did not make Uchihaji feel that there was anything worth caring about. Very few reincarnated people can leave memories, and there is probably only one special case, which is not enough to pass Pay attention.

For him, the only good news brought by this news is that Madara may become the pillar of Uchiha, and he doesn't have to worry so much about the combat effectiveness of Uchiha's next generation.

After all, Xuan and Ming's performance, although considered excellent, was not really amazing.

Thinking of Xuan and Ming's idea of ​​implementing the same training program on their younger brothers, Uchihaji wanted to light a candle for them.

In the future, it must not be Xuan and Ming who beat Ban violently, but their two older brothers who were beaten violently by their younger brothers.

Thinking of these things, Uchihaji stayed at home for a few days, sometimes teaching, sometimes teasing the baby, tossing Xuan and Ming enough, until they were unable to stay together at the annual meeting. All turned into disgust.

On the day he left, he smiled and went to the toy room of the three children, and knocked on the door, waking up Xuan Heming who had been resting, "I'm leaving~"

"Really?" Ming's eyes lit up, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth couldn't be hidden no matter what.

Squinting, Uchihaji stared at him, "You look happy?"

Meditation thought, isn't this nonsense?Beaten by you every day, crushed in everything, ridiculed about whether there is a problem with IQ, acting as a monster all the time, always making troubles to wake up Madara and not responsible for coaxing him, turning us around, you go It would be great!

But this kind of words cannot be said directly, he tried his best to keep the curvature of the corners of his mouth, made an expression that didn't look like laughing or crying, and said through gritted teeth, "I'm very sad."

"Since you are so reluctant to part with me, I'd better stay for a few more days~" Uchiha Ji clapped his hands, and immediately made the appearance of putting the package back.

Ming was startled, and immediately stopped him, "Didn't you say that there is something urgent? How can you stay for a few days? Doesn't it affect the mission?"

"Oh, the task is more important than the nephew, of course the nephew is more important~" Uchihaji smiled.

Ming was a little embarrassed when he said that, "Just...even if you say that, I won't be happy."

Seeing Ming was captured by his own words, Uchihaji was a little dumbfounded, raised his eyes and saw Xuan who was silently watching from the side, and happily hit a wink~

Xuan: Ah, Ming was tricked by his uncle again...

"Okay~" Rubbing Ming's little head vigorously, Uchihaji lowered his voice and said softly, "Then I'm really leaving, don't miss me, I'll bring you snacks from Chitose Castle~"

Watching Uchiha Haru run away happily, he snorted, "I won't miss you, at most I will think about the snacks in Chitose Castle!"

Having said that, he turned his head and saw the complicated eyes of his brother, and blushed for a moment, "What I said is true, I won't miss my uncle!"

mysterious:……

It's because of your upright personality that uncle always comes to tease you... When will Ming understand this?

It's the New Year's Eve, and the city of Luoshui is lit with red lanterns, and the temple fair is also going on as scheduled. The crowds are surging, and the cries of hawkers and the noise of people are mixed together, making it impossible to tell each other apart.

Uchihaji moved along with the flow of people in the temple fair, glanced at the wooden products of the street workshops, his eyes lit up, touched the wallet in his waist, and bought two, one for himself and one for Izumi Qingyun.

He licked the candy on the fruit and walked casually, thinking about when he could move to the city lord's mansion.

Suddenly, Uchihaji seemed to sense something, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab it, and grabbed a thief's hand that was reaching out to his pocket. Looking up, he was a little brother who was seven or eight years old.

The little brother was wearing some dirty patched clothes, and after being caught by Uchihaji after he failed to steal the wallet, a trace of fear and guilt flashed across his face, and he was relieved to be stopped, he was obviously relieved, and then bit his lower lip , directly apologized, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

With that said, he broke free from Uchihaji's hand, turned around and ran away.

After eating the last fruit, Uchihaji took out his handkerchief, wiped his mouth, lowered his head to pick up the hair rope that fell on the ground, and followed the little brother five meters behind leisurely, "If I didn't come to chase, probably Have you lost it already?"

The little brother's movements are very sensitive, relying on his child's figure to sneak through the crowd, he can easily be submerged in a large number of crowds, but this is not a problem for Uchihaji who is a ninja.

Even if Uchiha Haru is not a ninja, he has already figured out where the other party is from Luoshui City from his younger brother's dress and body details, and he can move there by himself.

Although the little brother runs very fast, he is obviously a novice in stealing and is not good at it. He even apologized when he was exposed. In addition to being afraid, he also feels guilty. Maybe he is restricted by the people behind the scenes?Had to come out and steal or something...

Well, anyway, it is the annual New Year's meeting, let's do a good deed~

Uchihaji thought so, and followed his little brother all the way to a slum area.

It is said to be a slum area, but it is much better than the place where I picked up Akutagawa in my previous life. There are no dilapidated houses, but the houses are relatively old and there are a lot of low-level people living there.

Uchihaji actually heard Izumi Qingyun talk about the various life styles in Luoshui City, including the slums.

Hequan Qingyun is very strict about the law and order in the city. Most of the people in the slums are hooligans and unidentified outsiders who don’t know the rules and are willing to provoke them. I have learned to restrain myself, not daring to hurt people's lives, and now I mainly do things like stealing and robbing.

The upper-level people unanimously chose the option of "reserve" for the slums, mainly because they also need to use these people to peek into special underground information. Get the "treasure" from inside it.

The little brother got into an alley, and Uchihaji was wearing luxurious clothes, with peeping and greedy eyes from all around, listening to the movement from inside not far away.

"I'm sorry, I failed." The little brother said to someone, "I was discovered."

"Useless things! You can't even steal! If you do this again, I'll sell your sister to a brothel!"

"Since you have come to our territory, you must 'work' well for us, or you will end up with the brat who died yesterday!"

There were several rough sounds and the sound of hitting the ground, as if someone had been knocked down to the ground and had been beaten several times.

Hearing the sound of beating someone and the conversation between several people, Uchiha Haruhiro narrowed his eyes slightly.

It's a familiar routine...Threatening relatives, even if you steal money, there will be no good results, and it will become one of the tragedies in the end.

Sighing lightly, Uchihaji tapped the corner of his mouth with a cypress fan, and glanced at the people who were about to move around him, "I seem to be underestimated~"

Saying so, he jumped up and knocked down all the guys who were trying to snatch him from him.

There was a corpse lying in the back, Uchihaji just patted his clothes lightly so as not to get dusty, walked slowly to the entrance of the alleyway, looked at the three people rushing towards him when he heard the sound, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "The wanted criminal Tanaka Ye ?”

"Huh? Where is the young master of your family?" The leading brawny man raised his eyebrows and sneered, "Give me all the money, and take off this suit of clothes. I can still consider letting you go."

Uchihaji ignored him, but skipped him and looked at the boy lying in the alleyway and the anxious little girl next to him, and said slowly, "I will do good things in the future~"

Having said that, without waiting for any reaction from the other party, he stomped his feet and jumped up directly. When the juniper fan was turned, the mechanism was touched, and the sharp blade popped out from the lower end of the juniper fan.

Uchihaji held the fan in his backhand, and slashed at the strong man's neck with a knife, then turned his head to avoid the attacking wind, stumbled, grabbed the other man's wrist, and smashed him with a reverse fall To the person on the other side, and throw a punch.

The two people were smashed against the wall with great force at the same time, and slowly fell to the ground, while the strong man behind him also fell to the ground with a bang. Everything happened within three seconds.

Uchihaji glanced at the blood that was about to spread to his feet, moved it, and reached a position where the blood would not spread, and then said casually, "The guy who is destined to die, there is no need to save his life."

Ignoring the two people who were not wanted criminals, he casually walked up to the little brother who was being lifted up by his sister, and before the other party thanked him, he took out a hair rope, "What you left behind."

Stuffing the hair rope into the palm of the younger brother, Uchihaji said casually, as if he suddenly remembered, "When you come to Luoshui City, go to the population registration office to register first, and don't just come to the slums."

After finishing speaking, he turned and left, ignoring the matter of the two brothers and sisters.

After visiting the temple fair again, Uchiha Haru returned to the City Lord's Mansion with great interest, and was dragged by Izumi Qingyun to chat as soon as he returned.

"I heard that you did good deeds every day and killed Tanaka Ye?"

"The whole body is kept, and it can be traded with the Yoshitake family in the dirty city." Uchihaji shrugged, "I believe the Yoshitake family will be happy to thank us for the three warehouses of food."

That's right, Tanaka Ye fled from the dirty city a few days ago. It was precisely because he robbed the three granaries of Jiwu's family in the dirty city that the Jiwu family was punished for not completing the food offering requested by the city lord of the dirty city on time.

"It's already been arranged." Hequan Qingyun smiled, and didn't say this again, but took a book from the table, opened it, and it was full of colored drawings of various girls, "Let's take a look."

"This is..." Uchiha Haru was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the paintings on it were all girls from noble families in the city, and most of them were between five and eight years old.

"You used to be only three years old, so you were joking. Now that you are five years old, these things should be put on the agenda," Izumi Qingyun smiled, seeing Uchihaji's rare dazed appearance, his smile deepened, " Of course, Mrs. Shizi will say later, these are the candidates for the concubine."

He pushed the book towards Uchihaji again, "Choose two side room candidates."

Uchihaji:! ! !