Brother Christine

After taking a shower, Shen Qing pushed the door open and came in, and saw Jiang Xiao with his back to the door, wearing earphones, with an appearance of devoting himself wholeheartedly, sitting upright at the desk writing questions.

He had an Oxford dictionary on the side of his hand, as well as a few textbooks and test questions. It seemed that he was doing listening comprehension.

The person who is concentrating on the problem has broad shoulders and a thin waist. In the thin black T-shirt, you can see the tight and full muscles of the back, the arms are strong, and the legs are slender when the lower body is folded. Vigorous, you don't need to look at the face to know that this is a vigorous and enterprising person.

An attractive person, even a simple back view is so convincing.

Shen Qing stood at the door and habitually touched his trouser pockets, but found nothing.

The mobile phone was charging on the bed, Shen Qing felt a little regretful, it was so easy to catch this mad dog to be quiet, and he couldn't take a photo while he wasn't paying attention.

Shen Qing put his movements lightly, put the basin by the door, went to another basin under the bed to get laundry detergent, and was going to wash clothes in the water room first.

As soon as the person got closer, Jiang Xiao caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye. He took off his earphones and turned his head to look.

Shen Qing put the shampoo and shower gel in the basin, took the laundry detergent and turned around, facing Jiang Xiao's face.

Ye Mei frowned slightly, and his deep eyes were dark. The man looked at him as if he was seeing him for the first time.

Shen Qing and him looked at each other, then looked away blankly, and stood up with the laundry detergent.

Jiang Xiao snorted coldly, turned around, continued to plug in the earphones, and looked down at the question with a pen.

Shen Qing glanced at Jiang Xiao's quilt guiltily, and then at Jiang Xiao.

Almost half an hour has passed, and he doesn't believe that Jiang Xiao hasn't noticed that his quilt has changed. The three who slept in the dormitory at noon, and now he is here alone. Jiang Xiao doesn't ask or say, it's really not him style of doing things.

Or, this time, Jiang Xiao guessed that he did it again, and was going to keep his mouth shut, and then complain about it behind his back to get revenge on him?

Shen Qing didn't know what Jiang Xiao was thinking, the old dog didn't go crazy, his mind was quite heavy, he couldn't see clearly, and he didn't bother to guess again.

Shen Qing went to bed first and looked at the phone, the battery was fully charged, he pulled it out and put it in his pocket, then came down with laundry detergent and a basin, and went to do the laundry.

Today, the automatic washing machine in the dormitory building is ready to use. As soon as Shen Qing entered the door, she saw a few shirtless boys with a basin of dirty clothes under their feet, gathered around the washing machine, and scanned the code with their mobile phones.

Those few people were chatting while queuing up, elbowing each other, laughing and laughing loudly, laughing loudly, there was a tall, strong-looking boy standing in the middle of a group of people, chatting happily At that time, from the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of Shen Qing coming in, and immediately turned his head and reached out to pat the other people, and glanced at Shen Qing, signaling them to keep silent.

Several other people took a look at Shen Qing's side, just as they met Shen Qing's eyes looking up at them, a gust of cool wind blew across their backs, and they all lowered their heads to look at their mobile phones.

The most noisy group of people in the water room fell silent, and those who chatted quietly in groups of threes and twos in other places also shut up, but they all turned their heads and looked in the direction of the washing machine at the same time, confused about the people who were not wearing clothes. Why did those few suddenly become dumb.

Shen Qing exchanged glances with the most winking boy with bare shoulders at the washing machine, without making any expression, went to the side and picked a faucet with a large water outlet, put the laundry detergent in the basin, bowed her head and began to rub the clothes.

He had met this boy several times in the water room. The next morning when he was yelled at by Jiang Xiao a while ago, this guy was standing next to him brushing his teeth and chatting with him about who the unlucky guy who was yelled at last night was.

At that time, he was focused on cursing Jiang Xiao, but he didn't hear what the boy said later, so he simply didn't reply. Later, when he bumped into him in the corridor a few times, this person either turned around and turned his head, or turned his head to avoid seeing him. It seems that he is a little scrupulous about him.

Most of the sixth floor are freshman English department students. The former sophomore English department's big organization is on the third floor. 609 is the only dormitory for old seniors on this floor. Shen Qing guessed that this boy must have seen him before 609 went out and mistook him for a sophomore senior.

But he didn't bother to explain. For strangers, if they misunderstand, they will misunderstand, and he can still be clean.

"Hey, classmate," the boy hesitated for a while in the shoulder pile, but he didn't see Shen Qing passing by, so he took the initiative to look for him: "Did you just want to use the washing machine?"

Didn't you consider him a senior?

Shen Qing raised her head and glanced at the boy.

"Uh," the boy met his gaze, scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and pointed to Shen Qing's trouser pocket where half of the mobile phone was exposed: "You come to do the laundry and put your mobile phone in an inappropriate pocket. I didn’t listen to music or anything, did I come to scan the QR code?”

No, I was planning to sneak in and take pictures of people later.

Shen Qing replied in her heart, and then made up a reason: "I'm waiting for someone to call."

"Oh, that's fine," the boy smiled: "I thought you saw our group of naked people, and you, who were dressed, didn't dare to pass by."

"You guys who don't wear clothes dare to stay in the crowd of people who are all clothed in the water room." Shen Qing looked at him: "Why don't I dare to go through when I'm dressed?"

A few people who were washing up next to them lowered their heads and laughed a few times when they heard this.

"Eh..." The boy smiled awkwardly, stretched out his hand and scratched his shoulder uncomfortably, and said in a complaining tone, "I knew I shouldn't mess with you."

"You know me?" Shen raised his eyebrows lightly.

"Didn't I offend you before?" the boy snorted, with a look of 'why do you have such a bad memory', and then helped him recall: "Just that morning, I asked you and you were yelled at..."

"I see." Before anyone could finish speaking, Shen Qing expressed understanding.

"Sorry!" The boy smiled at him, "I owe you an apology."

"It's okay", Shen Qing never cared about these nonsense.

"Hey, why don't you ask me how I figured it out?" The boy looked at him, wanting to continue the conversation.

"How did you guess it?" Shen Qing has been perfunctory for 800 years.

"Hey," the boy stretched his arms, and said a little excitedly, "I finished complaining to you that day, and as soon as I got back, I realized that your reaction was wrong. How could anyone eat melons with such a gloomy face? I Just guessing, the unlucky one must be you!"

The unlucky guy rubbed his clothes under his hands, and let out an "oh".

"Later, when I saw you coming out of 609, I thought you were a sophomore," the boy said, blushing and becoming more and more excited: "Fuck! You scared me to death! You really scared me to death, you know! I thought it was not official I already offended someone when I started school! I offended the seniors of the direct line!! What a crime! Then I... ahem, I dared not see you, and I avoided you when I walked. It was really gloomy for a while , and today I saw your photo on the confession wall, and someone commented that you are a freshman of the Chinese language, and I found out that we are in the same class! Huh——" The boy breathed a sigh of relief and smiled: "Really False alarm!"

Shen Qing said "oh" again.

No wonder strangers greeted him on the walk. It turned out that he was "hanged on the wall for public display".

"Old Ao, you are an idiot, hehe!" Someone in the arm pile heard it, and joined in the fun and yelled with a smile.

"Look at what kind of fart you're putting on!" Someone shouted, "Seniors can't be offended! You can be offended if you're in the same class!"

"That's right!" The booing number two also yelled: "Is the same class not human!"

"Same class, don't forgive him hahahaha! Make him mad!"

"Hey!" Someone began to retort again: "I don't think it's right to say that I'm afraid of offending my seniors! Doesn't this mean that our seniors are narrow-minded!!"

"Hey!" Someone suddenly realized, tsk tsk tsk to watch the excitement: "Old Ao, is this trick called innuendo? Awesome! Awesome!"

"Fortunately, there is only a sophomore dormitory on the sixth floor," someone pretended to regret with a playful smile, "otherwise, with your mouth, how can you mess around in the future!"

"Get out!" The boy grew impatient the more he listened, and he turned around and roared angrily, "What nonsense! Did I mean that!"

The boy jumped up, but he was not as naive as before, with a fierce face, the thunder was furious, and a group of people turned pale immediately after being scolded, and all bowed their heads and fell silent.

"Fuck!" The other passers-by who were washing up got impatient, threw their basins and left one after another, cursing "a bunch of idiots!"

The boy clenched his fists under his hands, and immediately turned to look at Shen Qing, frowning and explaining: "Student, I didn't mean that, I just think we are closer in the same class..."

Shen lightly frowned displeased.

Seeing his impatient expression, the boy also lowered his head and shut his mouth.

I just wanted to apologize, to show others that I would not offend others, and now I am being brought to this point by those idiots who only have mouths but no brains, it is embarrassing.

The boy turned his head and stared viciously at the group of shirtless people behind him.

None of the shirtless men dared to look up at him.

"Go back!" The boy turned around and roared, strode over and kicked one, coaxing them away: "Get out!"

The people who got kicked also knew that this matter was a joke, and they walked away one by one with disheveled faces, and the last one who got kicked was washing clothes, and before leaving, he pawed at the door and asked weakly: "Ao! Brother, can I come over again in a while?"

"I'll let you go." The boy was about to greet him in the face with his fist.

"Don't, brother!" 'Pa the door' begged softly: "My clothes..."

The boy's anger is about to come up again.

"Come back in 10 minutes." Shen Qing raised her eyes indifferently: "After you finish washing, wash his clothes too."

The burning anger suddenly extinguished, and the boy turned to look at Shen Qing in surprise.

"It's easy to talk about!" 'Bamenmen' clasped his hands together and bowed lightly: "It's okay if I wash it for you again! Thank you for your great kindness!"

"No need," Shen Qing said, "Go far away, don't be an eyesore."

"Hey! That's great! Immediately!" 'Ba Men' nodded to the two of them, and whispered to the boy, "Brother Ao, I'll come over to help you wash your clothes later." Then, without waiting for the boy to raise his foot again, he walked away. Run away quickly.

There were only two people left in the water room, and it was empty, only the washing water that Shen Qing poured into the sink from time to time was rattling.

The boy stood by the side and waited for a while. Seeing that Shen Qing was always indifferent to answering, when the person had already started cleaning the clothes for the second time, he finally couldn't help but follow up and explained again: "I didn't see it." It doesn't mean not being in the same class, nor does it mean to slander the seniors."

"I know." Shen said lightly.

The boy stared at him, opened his mouth, and closed it again.

The person in front of him was cold and indifferent, making him feel that the more he explained, the more nonsense he seemed.

Finally, the boy realized that he had nothing to say, he lowered his head and took a deep breath, and smiled at the person: "Thank you."

"fine."

"Zhou Chengao, foreign language class two!" The boy suddenly shouted loudly: "Acceptance! Proud arrogance!"

"Shen Qing, Chinese language class one," Shen Qing turned her head to look at him: "Frivolous light."

"Then we are...officially acquainted?" Zhou Chengao approached and asked with a smile.

"Ah."

"That's fine!" Zhou Chengao said: "My dormitory is in 615, come and sit if you are free, and come to play with you when I am free. The group of people who didn't think long ago were my roommates. There are eight of us in the room. Too many people and noisy talk are really annoying sometimes. I showed you a joke just now. I am the head of the 615 dormitory. I apologize for them. We will correct this problem in the future. Don't worry about those in your dormitory." Zhou Cheng smiled: "Shen Qing, I think you are a reasonable person."

Shen lightly clicked his tongue.

"What?" Zhou Chengao asked.

"You're just a dormitory head?" Shen Qing wrung out his clothes, pressed the rim of the basin, and looked at him.

"Still a temporary squad leader," Zhou Chengao joked, "Why, do you want to invest in me?"

"When will you be so poor that you can't even wear pants," Shen Qing glanced at his shoulder, "I'll invest in you."

"Hahahahahaha!" Zhou Chengao was amused: "Shen Qing! I really like you!"

"who do you like?"

"Shen Qing!" Zhou Chengao replied with a smile.

Bare|naked arms, a thick palm was put on by the person behind him, and the two brothers seemed to hold his shoulders, but the strength was about to crush his bones.

Zhou Chengao was so pinched that he almost couldn't howl, and even his whole body twitched.

"It's been almost half an hour," Jiang Xiao embraced Zhou Chengao, with an attitude of "we are the same", looked at Shen Qing with a displeasure on his face, and said mockingly, "I've just finished taking a shower. You're back, haven't you finished washing your clothes yet?"

Hearing the sound, Zhou Chengao turned his head to look at the person who came, and then exclaimed "Fuck me".

"Can you control it?" Shen lightly glanced at Zhou Chengao's shoulder, with a cold face, he let out a cold snort, and walked out past them with a basin.

"Senior!" After they left, Zhou Chengao turned his face to Jiang Xiao, his tone full of respect and dog legs: "Senior, you are Jiang Xiao, right? My name is Zhou Chengao. I have heard the legend! I know you!"

"Zhou Chengao, right?" Jiang Xiao didn't care if there were any legends or not, he let go, threw the washing basin into the sink, then turned on the faucet, took the water and poured the laundry detergent, violently Ravage|Traveling the clothes in the basin, he lowered his head and asked, "You and Shen Qing are friends?"

"A friend I just met!" Zhou Chengao smiled and scratched his head: "We had a little misunderstanding before, but we just resolved it."

"You don't wear clothes since you just met?" Jiang Xiao glanced at him, showing disapproval: "Isn't it good for you?"

"Ah, I'm sorry," Zhou Chengao rubbed his belly and smiled, "It's really too hot today. I worked all afternoon at the book transfer place, and I just wanted to cool off when I returned to the dormitory at night."

"Don't wear too little." Jiang Xiao nodded clearly, and then warned in a deep tone: "The windows of the water room are usually opened wide, and there are many mosquitoes. It's not as good as the dormitory with air conditioning to cool down and not have mosquito bites. I just received the remote control of the air conditioner today. If it’s cool, you’ll close the door tightly and stay in the dormitory, you can take off whatever you want in the room, and when you come out, you still put on a piece of clothing to prevent mosquito bites, you know?”

"I know! I know! Thank you senior!" Zhou Chengao replied excitedly.

He didn't expect to have a conversation with Jiang Xiao after solving the previous misunderstanding today!

Originally during the summer vacation, he had chatted with seniors in the freshman group who loved water, and wanted to ask for a hug from a big guy, and more than half of them came under the name Jiang Xiao.

Jiang Xiao, an inspirational and legendary existence in the English Department of M University.

A counterattack model who was tested in a small place without acquired training. He just came to M University and ranked first in the whole grade in the first month of the exam. In the second month, he rushed all the way to the middle reaches. He crushed to death more than 500 people from the sixth class of the ace major in the outer courtyard, and has never taken a step back since then.

Among the more than 500 people, more than 20 of them are congenital language geniuses who were specially recruited into the school by virtue of their English skills, including Jiang Li from the 609 dormitory. A "little person" who was almost expelled from school who couldn't understand what the teacher was talking about in school and even in class.

Smart people often exist, geniuses are rare, and the legend of a successful counterattack, because of the experience of purgatory quenching, was able to be reborn in Nirvana, which is even more convincing and yearning.

Jiang Xiao!He talked to the king of the M big ace major!His Majesty usually sees the head and tail of the dragon, and he has not seen him a few times in so many days since he came to school. Today, the Majesty not only hugged his shoulder affectionately, but was also kindly told to dress more!

He must have stepped on shit luck!

Just don't be too lucky!

"Hey, Brother Ao! Brother Ao!" 'Picking the door' shook Zhou Chengao's arm, seeing the man lowering his head and giggling, he felt a little flustered, and asked, "What's wrong with you? My clothes are all gone. Take it out, do you want to wash it now?"

"Ah? What?" Zhou Chengao raised his head after getting excited and looked for his idol again.

The idol is gone.

Shen Qing finished drying the clothes from the balcony, passed the corner of the stairs, and saw Jiang Li walking around the stairs from the bottom in two or three steps, jumping up and down the stairs with big strides all the way.

A young man with short hair dyed in blue and blue, wearing a black mask, wearing a cool overalls with steel chains, and his short boots slamming on the ground, but he is just like a three or four-year-old child, performing a Yangko dance. Jumping back and forth on the steps with the selfie stick, one level after another, the physical strength is not enough.

"Old Five!" Yaoji saw him as soon as he went up to the sixth floor, raised his head and stretched out his hand to greet him.

"Why are you wearing a mask?" Shen Qing stood at the entrance of the building and waited for him.

"Live broadcast," Yaoji came up, took off his mask, revealing a face that was obviously younger than Shen Qing's, with sweat dripping from his forehead, and grinned at Shen Qing: "My handsome face, hang on Let lawbreakers see it online, and there will be trouble in the future.”

"Why don't you finish the live broadcast before going to take a shower?" Shen Qing pressed off the phone that had just turned on the camera.

Ever since she knew that Yao Ji was one year younger than him, Shen Qing felt a little pity for this chicken.He has never been a brother, and he has never experienced what it is like to have a younger brother.Maybe he always thinks that "brother" is a very sacred word, if the role is changed, he will definitely be able to do better than Jiang Xiao, or maybe Yaoji asked him to go to the bathhouse with him to take a bath tonight, and he chose Jiang Xiao's side , now seeing someone coming back bouncing around by himself, something suddenly popped up in my heart... um... what do you mean by caring for mentally handicapped children?

If it was a normal person, he wouldn't feel sorry, but this is a stupid chicken.

A chicken who is so stupid that he hands over his love to others and pretends to be heartless every day.

"Live broadcast may be possible." Yaoji took off his coat and threw it on his shoulders, and raised his hand to wipe his sweat: "I shoot videos and do live broadcasts as I like, I don't do planning or copywriting, I just say what I think, it's going to be late, One hot shower all day is not enough."

"Wash at noon." Shen Qing said.

"I have to go to bed at noon," Yaoji yawned, and pushed the door open to enter the dormitory: "Otherwise I won't be energetic in class in the afternoon, and if there is no class in the afternoon, I will go."

"They're all back?" Jiang Xiao was lying on the bed and was watching a movie with headphones plugged in. He didn't look up when he heard the sound, turned over, buried his face and rubbed the pillow affectionately, then lazily lay on the bed and continued to watch his phone .

Shen Qing glanced at him, and felt that the one lying on the bed was actually a big lazy black dog.

"My mother..." Yaoji casually hung a selfie stick on the wall of the back door, stretched his arms towards the air conditioner, and said with a look of enjoyment: "Finally, there is an air conditioner! I love you, fifth!"

"Love a fart!" Jiang Xiao said in disgust.

"You played a lot today." Shen Qing went up the bed ladder, and with the first foot on the ladder, deliberately stepped on Jiang Xiao's pillow.

By the pillow...by the face.

"I'm in menopause," Jiang Xiao tapped Shen Qing's big toe with his mobile phone, neither light nor heavy: "Don't mess with me."

Shen snorted softly, took out his cell phone and threw it beside the pillow, lifted the quilt and fell on the bed to close his eyes, and casually reminded the person who was blowing the air below: "Jiang Li, you go to the water room to wash before blowing, you have a cold."

"There are snacks on the cabinet." Jiang Xiao pressed the pause button on his phone, raised his leg and kicked the second idiot who was still blowing on the air conditioner with his face up, and pointed to the wardrobe: "Get it yourself if you're hungry."

"I'm on a diet, so I can't eat at night." Jiang Li put down his clothes, got facial cleanser and toothbrush on the ground, turned around and smiled at the two of them, "But, are you two doing 'husband and wife'?"

Shen lightly turned his head away, determined to wake up early tomorrow to participate in the military training mobilization meeting, and ignored this sentence, because he felt that Jiang Xiao could be more exciting than him.

"Don't force me to kick you out of shit." Jiang Xiao threatened in a cold voice, and put on the earphones again.

Shen lightly hooked the corner of his mouth.

Yaoji snorted hoarsely, and made a fuss in front of the mirror for a while before going out to wash up.

Seven or eight minutes later, the wet Yaoji poured himself into a drowned chicken, covered his hair and most of his face with a towel, and didn't speak any more, but hung his head a little tiredly, stood under the air conditioner with his eyes closed, and blew for a while The wind blows, and then the lights are turned off.

The house was pitch black.

Shen Qing was swiping her phone, and she turned on the flashlight for him to light it up. At the same time, Jiang Xiao pressed the small lamp on the wall.

Yaoji laughed with his head down, his voice was a little hoarse, he cleared his throat, thanked him, then took a roll of toilet paper from the table and threw it on the bed, and then climbed onto the bed with his feet on the railing.

After someone pulled the quilt and buried their heads, Shen Qing and Jiang Xiao turned off the lights in an especially tacit understanding.

The darkness filled the silent black room, and someone was hiding under the blanket and blowing his nose loudly.

Shen Qing got a good night's sleep in the afternoon, and now she can't sleep, she looks sideways to the ground, and counts the balls of snot thrown straight into the trash can that Yao Ji doesn't even look at.

The probability of ten to seven, the hit rate is considered high, it seems that it is often practiced.

"Promise!" After a while, one of the innumerable waves out of ten threw one of them into Jiang Xiao's slippers, and someone cursed with hatred.

"I hid from her again in the playground today." Someone said in the quilt with tears in his voice.

"You fucking idiot!" Jiang Xiao scolded, "Did someone force you to hide!"

"But I'm fucking close to her!" Yaoji blew his nose loudly this time: "I just want to rush up and confess! I can't be a beast!"

"Being a fool and being a beast," Jiang Xiao asked back: "You can't fucking choose one that makes you more comfortable?!"

"When I'm comfortable, she won't be comfortable," Yaoji stretched out his hand from the quilt, and threw another ball of snot: "Instead of that! Let her always think about me!"

"Fuck!" Jiang Xiao scolded: "Useless things, you can cry to death sooner or later!"

"I'm not crying!" Yaoji yelled in a deep nasal voice, "I'm expressing my emotions!"

Jiang Xiao: "..."

"Go and make it clear to her," Shen Qing said, "When she rejects you, you give up completely, and from then on, it would be better if everyone went their own way."

"No," Yaoji blew his nose vigorously again: "I want to save the last bit of dignity for myself."

"You should be ruthless." Jiang Xiao said in a cold voice.

Yaoji retorted: "Why am I so cruel..."

"He's talking about me." Shen Qing said.

"Ah?" Yaoji threw a ball of paper into the trash can and asked with a stuffy nose, "What's wrong with you two?"

"He slept too much!" Jiang Xiao closed his eyes and grabbed the edge of his quilt, and took two deep breaths.

"He's full of shit." Shen Qing listened to the vengeful panting of the vicious dog under the bed, and snorted coldly.

The author has something to say: I think this alias should be called "On One Hundred Ways of Fighting Brothers", or "Quarrel" and then alias "Reconciliation", which just happens to form a pair with the next door.

感谢在2021-06-2017:39:38~2021-06-2120:39:06期间为我投出霸王票的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Gu Beizhao 2; pure readers.Sunshine Boy 1;

Thank you all for your comments and support~

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