Brother Christine

The next morning, when there was nothing around him, the first person Jiang Xiao saw when he opened his eyes was Yaoji.

Yaoji stood beside his bed, looked down at him with a puzzled face, reached out to poke his face, and asked, "Fourth brother, is this your new hobby?"

I don't know what the other party is talking about, but I just remember last night since he saw the three nails on Shen Qing's ear for the first time, the two of them had happened one after another absurd things.

Feeling weak all over, Jiang Xiao moved, lowered his head and glanced down, only to realize that he was completely naked.

The world was spinning, and Jiang Xiao felt dizzy for a while.

It's clear who did it.The half-sleeves and shorts he wore before going to bed last night were all gone. When Shen Qing took him off, he didn't even leave his underwear. I don't know if the man woke up again in the middle of the night, or if he took it off before leaving this morning. It was picked up after he fell asleep last night, so what is the dream talk after Shen Qing "slept soundly"?

The cards were completely torn, and the face was completely torn apart. Except for the last step, they did everything they should and shouldn't do. Now that the back road has been completely cut off, it is impossible to continue pretending to be stupid. Shen Qing is so stubborn. It is even more impossible for a terrifying person to stop here.The strength in his body seemed to be drained, boundless despair welled up in his heart, Jiang Xiao was a little tired, no matter whether it was Shen Qing or anyone else, he didn't want to see him again.

Jiang Xiao closed his eyes again.

Never once had he been so unwilling to wake up again.

"What's the matter with you?" Yaoji shook his arm, saw the dead face, and asked a little worried: "You are not doing well today. At 05:30, your phone's alarm rang for several minutes, or I came down to lock you up, it's almost eight o'clock now, why don't you get enough sleep? Or, uh..." Yaoji glanced at Jiang Xiao's long and healthy legs exposed outside the quilt, stretched out his hand to poke, and asked : "Or, sleeping naked let you let go of yourself?"

"Get lost," Jiang Xiao covered his head with the quilt, turned around, "Don't talk to me."

"Hey, you said it, what's wrong with you?" Yaoji was a little anxious, he had never seen Jiang Xiao in such a situation.

"Get out." Jiang Xiao simply said in horror.

"Get out and get out together!" Yaoji pushed him: "Get up when it's time! Get up and go to class!"

"Get out!" Jiang Xiao shrinks back into the quilt: "No!"

"Good guy, I can still hear such words from you in my life!" Yaoji was startled, he came over to pull Jiang Xiao's quilt, and reached out to touch his head: "Let me see , Are you out of your mind?"

"I'll fucking let you go!" Jiang Xiao was so irritable, he showed his head, slapped Yaoji's hand off, and then put the quilt back on.

With a bang, the plastered severed finger was slapped against the bed rail, Yaoji stared at the person on the bed, and fell silent.

He lowered his head and squeezed his fingers under his hand.

No pain, just a little itchy feet.

Jiang Xiao also heard the sound of the plaster hitting the bed, and the violent flame was extinguished before it was fully ignited. He felt powerless and lost, and felt a burst of irritability in his heart, but he couldn't care less about his impatience. He turned around and lifted the quilt to see : "You idiot! Where did you knock!"

When Jiang Xiao turned around, Yaoji was stretching out his feet to gain momentum at the man's buttocks with a full face of displeasure. As soon as the man turned around, he kicked Jiang Xiao hard in the stomach.

"Fuck!" Jiang Xiao was caught off guard and was kicked against the wall. The beer he drank last night was churning in his stomach. He clutched his stomach and choked, lowered his head and coughed a few times.

He kicked on the wrong place, and a panic flashed in Yaoji's eyes, but the hard feeling of his feet just now told him that the person who was kicked has big abdominal muscles and is not afraid of pain.

"You deserve it." Yaoji stared at Jiang Xiao and said.

Jiang Xiao looked up at him.

"Look at me!" Yaoji avoided his eyes and said sullenly, "You deserve it!"

"Finger," Jiang Xiao sat on the bed shirtless, and helplessly reached out to Yaoji twice: "Let me see, does it hurt?"

Yaoji glanced at him, saw that the person stretched out his hand sincerely, snorted reluctantly, and handed it over: "I don't feel anything."

"Oh," Jiang Xiao replied calmly, tapped Yaoji's plaster cast with his fingers, and after confirming that it was all right, he grabbed the other's wrist and pulled him over with all his strength, Yaoji yelled "Damn!" , Jiang Xiao slapped Yaoji's head with a slap, and asked with concern: "What about now, do you feel it now?"

"Ahhh! I'm so mad!" Yaoji was furious at being bullied, he struggled up from Jiang Xiao's bed, pointed at Jiang Xiao's nose and cursed: "You are shameless! You bastard! You are shameless!! "

It's not been a day or two since the shameless bastard, Jiang Xiao was completely indifferent to such words, he didn't bother to talk to him anymore, he fell down on the bed again, closed his eyes, covered his head with the quilt.

Like the living dead.

Yaoji was also lost his temper by the sudden loss of people. He stood beside Jiang Xiao's bed and stared at him for a while, then turned back to the bed to pack his schoolbag, and took another glass of water.

There was silence in the room, only the sound of water coming out of the water dispenser.

Jiang Xiao lay motionless on the bed.

After receiving the water, Yaoji picked up his schoolbag and opened the door to leave.

Jiang Xiao turned over and continued to remain motionless.

"Do you want me to ask you for a leave?" Yaoji turned back and asked worriedly.

Jiang Xiao slumped on the bed wrapped in a quilt, ignoring him.

"I just said that you have a high fever and are about to die," Yaoji snorted, and was about to close the door: "The director will call you in a while, remember Jiao. Panting twice, it's pitiful."

"Give me a seat, either the first row or the second row," Jiang Xiao closed his eyes, and said a little tiredly, "I want the old place in the middle."

"Where are you ordering?" Yaoji immediately showed dissatisfaction: "It's almost eight o'clock, and Qin Mi and the others have snatched up all the good places. Are you still dreaming?"

"Take off your mask, take off your coat, and tear off your collar," Jiang Xiao said, "Take advantage of the beauty."

"That's what the third child did!" Yaoji glared at him: "I'm a good citizen, if you want sex, seduce others, you..."

"Old chicken," Jiang Xiao said hoarsely, "Shut up, I'm tired."

"You..." Yaoji glanced at him, lowered his head and sighed, persuading him: "Why don't you go and take a rest, one or two classes are not much different."

Jiang Xiao ignored him.

"Oh, forget it," Yaoji turned and left: "I'd better go striptease for them."

In the first French class on Monday, Jiang Xiao and Yaoji were not in the same classroom as Huo Ye and the others, so such a heavy responsibility, such as taking up seats, could only be handed over to Yaoji.

Qin Mi's girls are fairly familiar to him. They are not in the same class until they are not divided into second languages ​​in the freshman year, but they are familiar with the influential figures who often appear on the confession wall.

The beautiful sister has sexy rose red hair, a suspender miniskirt, and a hot figure. Typical hot girl, ah no, hot sister, with curved eyebrows and pure desire to sultry, is a popular fashion blogger, similar to Yaoji taking a small video for live broadcast, the two of them also Be regarded as peers.

In view of the fact that Yaoji arrived in the classroom too late today, and there were only two rows in the back row in the whole room, Yaoji scolded Jiang Xiao one hundred and eight times in his heart, then stood at the door of the classroom, surrounded by everyone in the class , took off the mask, took off the shirt jacket, pretended to tear off the collar while clearing his throat, and stood cheekily in front of the beautiful sister in the first row, asking if he could change her seat.

"Where do you want us to change?" Qin Mi tilted his head and looked at him with a smile.

Yaoji held back the embarrassment on his face, and awkwardly raised his finger to point to the last two rows.

"Little friend," another girl came over and smiled at him, "You're going too far."

Yaoji cleared his throat again, pulled down his collar again, and only stared at Qin Mi eagerly.

"You're so cute." Qin Mi looked at him and smiled.

"Can I change it?" Yaoji asked, stretched out his hand and said, "Two, I want two places."

"What do you think?" Qin Mi looked at him with his elbows resting on his chin, and asked with a smile, "What would you give me in exchange?"

"I'm a prostitute but not a prostitute." Yaoji was stunned by her scrutinizing eyes, and immediately hugged himself tightly.

Qin Mi laughed again.

"Okay." Yaoji scolded that dead ghost Jiang Xiao 1 times in his heart, drooped his head, walked back with his clothes and schoolbag in his hands.

"Hey! Jiang Li!" Qin Mi stood up holding a girl beside her, and she waved to him with a smile in her arms, "Vousregardesibelle, laissez-vousasseoir." ("For you to be so cute, Let me sit.")

"Merci!" Yaoji was so touched that he almost burst into tears.

There is true love in the world!

At eight o'clock sharp, Jiang Xiao appeared at the door of the classroom on time with his schoolbag on his back, and took a step ahead of the foreign teacher. He propped up the table with one hand and flipped into the seat next to Yaoji for a second, sat upright, and took out his books and textbooks.

"You bastard." Yaoji stared at him and gritted his teeth.

"Good job." Jiang Xiao knocked his chicken on the head as if rewarding him.

"What happened to you this morning?" Yaoji asked with a frown.

"Wake up, and also have a little fever." Jiang Xiao took out a bottle of yogurt from his schoolbag and stuffed it into Yaoji's drawer, lowered his head and lifted the book: "It's a small thing."

"Fart, it's not like this when you have a fever," Yaoji still frowned, he looked up at the foreign teacher above him, and saw a fat man with a beard and a beard lowering his head to fiddle with the multimedia. He took out yogurt and drank a couple of sips, squinted at Jiang Xiao, and said, "In the first half of last year, you had a low fever and a high fever, how many times did you have a fever? Why don't you just leave it there and study hard? Even 39.5°C can't do anything to you. Just get up and get angry. Just made you like this? Hey, but I suddenly feel that your situation is a bit similar to mine!" Yaoji looked at him, and tentatively opened his mouth and asked: "Fourth, are you... broken in love too?"

"Are you still helping to bring the goods during the live broadcast?" Jiang Xiao asked.

"Ah, yes," Yaoji nodded, wondering why the topic came here, and asked, "What do you want to buy?"

"Do you have super glue?" Jiang Xiao glanced at him, "The kind that can stick your mouth to death."

Yaoji: "..."

Sure enough, the true love in the world is given by strangers and kind people, and the people on our own are used to hurt each other.

Jiang Xiao ignored him, and took out his phone to check the news before class.

There are not many messages, but each one is something he doesn't want to see now.

Dad: I asked you to call your mother, why haven't you called yet?

Mom: Xiaoxiao, how are you doing recently?

Mom: Do you want to go home for the National Day this year?Don’t you love sausages? I’ve added a lot of them recently. They’re all artificial, and they’re better than the ones outside. Do you want to come home and try them during the holidays?

After his mother finished speaking, she transferred another 3000 yuan to him.

A string of zeros is his mother's monthly salary, with "pocket money" in the note.

Quite annoying.

Chen Han: Brother Xiao!Brother Xiao!I heard that my goddess broke up with Jia Chen! !I knew that scumbag would be exposed sooner or later!Hahaha I'm so happy!I decide!I'm going to make a move!Hurry up and encourage me!

Ma Qingqing: Why did you miss the departmental regular meeting at 06:30 this morning?

Ma Qingqing: I have screened a part of the department’s recruiting copywriting, and you will come over to hold a meeting after class at noon to finalize it. I will organize the useful opinions into a file and send it to you by email for the autumn sports meeting for freshmen discussed this morning. Don’t worry. Forgot to finish writing the proposal before the week was over.

Friend request: Brother Xiao, I'm Zhou Chengao!

Instructor: Xiao Jiang, my child is sick today, you don’t have class this afternoon, I’m not in the office, can you take a look for me?

Lao Peng: He came to me to have his ears pierced, and I didn't notice him for a while.

Lao Peng: If you have time these two days, come over and pick out two pairs of earrings for him.

Yuan Ming: He will not come to pick up the meal at noon today.

……

The nerves that had just been relieved began to ache again. Jiang Xiao raised his hand tiredly and rubbed his forehead vigorously. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He let his mind go for a few seconds, then bowed his head to reply to the message.

Back to his dad: no time.

Back to his mother: no.

Back to Chen Han: It's your freedom to chase or not, but let me remind you that she has her own heart.

Back to Ma Qingqing: Got it.

Back to Zhou Chengao... automatically ignore it.

Respondent: You are welcome, please feel free to contact me if you need anything, and I will be there in the afternoon.

Back to Lao Peng: OK.

Back to Yuan Ming: Got it.

After sending the message, the foreign teacher above had already started to play the PPT, Jiang Xiao turned off the phone, tilted his head and yelled.

"What?" Yaoji was secretly drinking milk with his head down, with a circle of milkshake wrapped around his lips.

"Did you treat Shen Qing to a set meal again at noon today?" Jiang Xiao asked.

"No," Yaoji shook his head: "I smashed three tables in his restaurant yesterday, and lost all my pocket money for this month. How can I get any money to order takeaway?"

"Ask him, do you have food for lunch today?" Jiang Xiao took a pen and looked at the blackboard while copying notes, bowed his head and said, "What did you eat?"

"Aren't you his brother?" Yaoji snorted, "Why don't you ask yourself?"

Jiang Xiao stared at the PPT expressionlessly, and said: "Parcequetuesplus bellequemoi." ("Because you are cuter than me.")

Yaoji hummed twice, screwed on the bottle cap, took out his mobile phone, raised his severed finger, and typed out a line slowly:

—Your brother asked me to ask you, what would you like to have for lunch today?

The author has something to say: for non-French majors, the translator generated Diha, and Yaoji returned to Qin Mi's sentence, which is "thank you".

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