You have eaten all the vinegar in the world

"Can I sleep in your bed?"

After Xiao Nian sent the message, he lay on the sofa and waited for Lu Zhizhou's reply.

After two seconds.

"Can't"

"cut."

Xiao Nian let out a disdainful voice through his nasal cavity, then found a number in the address book and called, muttering: "Who the fuck cares about it."

It's not like he has to sleep on Lu Zhizhou's bed, he just moved in today, there is nothing, there is only a broken mattress on the bed in the guest room, he can't sleep.

Lu Zhizhou's house is really deserted, the whole house is black, white and gray in cool tones, as cold as you want.

Xiao Nian is the only one in such a big house at the moment, and the beeping sound can be heard even if the mobile phone is not turned on, and it is still raining outside, and the wind is blowing on the balcony, making Xiao Nian feel very lonely.

Xiao Ming didn't know what he was doing. Xiao Nian's phone rang and he still hadn't answered it.

Xiao Nian was about to call again when the doorbell rang.

He walked over and saw a courier-like man with two bags in his hand.

Xiao Nian asked in the ringtone: "Who?"

The man said, "Is it Mr. Xiao? Your quilt has arrived."

Xiao Nian opened the door for him, thanked the courier and took the bag in.

Roughly judged, it is a four-piece set and quilt core on the bed.

Xiao Nian raised his eyebrows, and the phone rang.

"What's the matter, young master?" Xiao Ming asked him on the other end of the phone.

Xiao Nian: "It's okay, I wanted to ask you where I can buy bedding."

Xiao Ming said loudly: "Isn't this sold in any supermarket or convenience store? What's the matter, isn't it enough for you?"

Xiao Nian: "...Clear your mind, I'm talking about quilts."

Xiao Ming laughed: "What do you mean, you two have such a strong sense of ritual? You have to change the quilt on the first day of cohabitation?"

Xiao Nian smiled: "It's not like I made a bed, so I can't change it."

Xiao Ming let out a goose-like laugh: "You are amazing, you are amazing."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Nian took photos of the two bags on the ground and sent them to Lu Zhizhou.

"You bought it?"

After a second.

"Um"

Xiao Nian hadn't made his bed for a long time, so this gave him a lot of trouble.

After taking a shower, it's already one o'clock in the morning.

Not only did this bed give him a lot of tossing, but today was also a lot of tossing.

How could Xiao Nian the day before yesterday think that his parents got him a baby kiss yesterday.

How could Xiao Nian yesterday have imagined that today he would move into this doll's house.

He said he was moving, but in fact Xiao Nian didn't move anything, he came in with a suitcase.

He still took a taxi by himself, and Lu Zhizhou threw a door code on his phone and it went silent.

There is no welcoming ceremony, and there is no alienation from him.

Xiao Nian didn't have much in his suitcase, probably enough for a few days of traveling.

But it wasn't that he could only live for a few days, he thought he would have to live here for a while.

As for later...

Let's talk about it later.

It was past one o'clock in the morning, and there was still no movement outside. Xiao Nian thought for a while, and still sent a message to Lu Zhizhou.

"Why haven't you come back yet?"

Lu Zhizhou asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Xiao Nian: "It's okay"

Lu Zhizhou: "Go back later"

Xiao Nian: "Oh"

After Xiao Nian finished posting, he scrolled up a bit, watching the conversation between him and Lu Zhizhou, he became speechless.

It made him seem to care about Lu Zhizhou.

go to bed.

When Xiao Nian woke up the next day, he lay in a daze on the bed for a long time before he remembered where he was right now.

He buried his head in the pillow, let out a pig cry, and then procrastinated to wake up.

There is no private bathroom in the guest room, Xiao Nian can only drag his heavy body out.

But when the door opens.

Good guy.

Why are there people out there?

Xiao Nian froze at the door of the room on the spot, and the men sitting on the sofa were also a little stunned.

Xiao Nian woke up instantly.

"Uh," Xiao Nian broke out of the silence, showed a smiling face, and raised his hand: "Hi, good morning."

The stunned men on the sofa heard Xiao Nian's words, and all cast their eyes on the man who was making tea.

From the man's expression, Xiao Nian guessed a little that he might have forgotten that there was someone like Xiao Nian in his family.

He glanced at Xiao Nian first, then looked down and glanced at Xiao Nian's bare legs.

Then he groaned and stood up.

"You guys chat."

After he finished speaking, he went straight to Xiao Nian and stuffed Xiao Nian back into the room.

"Where are the pants?" Lu Zhizhou asked.

Xiao Nian: "No clothes."

Lu Zhizhou: "Put it on."

Xiao Nian was puzzled: "Who is outside?"

Lu Zhizhou: "Colleague."

Xiao Nian pulled up his shirt a little, exposing the sides: "I have underwear, can't I? I won't join you, so I'll go out and brush my teeth, and I'll be back after brushing."

Lu Zhizhou lowered his voice: "No."

Xiao Nian actually didn't even have this dress when he got up, but he thought it was someone else's house after all, so he put on a big and long dress. It's not hot in summer, and his legs are so long that he can basically cover everything. Can live.

However, for the sake of family appearance, Xiao Nian still went to the suitcase to find a set of clothes that could go out and meet people and change into it.

Later, when he went out again, no one looked at him except Lu Zhizhou who glanced at him for a while. He went to the bathroom next door in silence, took a refreshing wash, and went back to his room in silence.

Speaking of why he would live in Lu Zhizhou's house.

He himself felt baffled.

Where should things start? The day before yesterday, when he came home happily, his mother suddenly asked him at the dinner table, do you know that you have a baby relative?

Without waiting for Xiao Nian to ask, my mother continued to say, your grandfather ordered it for you, and now is the time.

He didn't believe it at all. They still engage in baby kissing these days?Don't be ridiculous.

His parents are businessmen, so Xiao Nian has never been worried about material things, and he has no idea about money, but his parents really want him to settle down, always saying that he is not serious, and always hope that he can find a stable place Don't hang around outside all day, make a group of friends.

Later, we talked about Xiao Nian, the baby's lover. He said that he was a university professor, and that he was very honest, serious and polite.

But Xiao Nian didn't like it, he immediately imagined an old professor, can this Nima match him?

Later, while talking, he quarreled with his parents.

His mother was never soft-spoken in cursing, and in the end she pointed at Xiao Nian's nose and said that you should either marry me or get out of this house.

Of course Xiao Nian slammed the door and left.

That night, he went to the bar with the group of friends his mother mentioned.

"Dong dong dong."

Three knocks on the door interrupted Xiao Nian's thoughts, and he came back to his senses.

"what happened?"

After opening the door, Xiao Nian poked his head out and asked Lu Zhizhou who was standing outside.

Lu Zhizhou said, "Eat."

Xiao Nian glanced behind Lu Zhizhou: "Your colleagues are gone."

Lu Zhizhou: "Let's go."

Xiao Nian smiled at Lu Zhizhou: "You even prepared breakfast for me."

Lu Zhizhou walked out: "Yes."

Xiao Nian followed: "Then thank you, what an embarrassment."

Lu Zhizhou: "You're welcome."

Xiao Nian: "..."

It has to be said that this person is full of veteran cadres, Xiao Nian really can't imagine that the person who was in bed with him the night before yesterday was this person in front of him.

Seeing how serious he is now, Xiao Nian couldn't help feeling amused.

Then he suddenly remembered the first time he met this brother in the bar.

At that time, Lu Zhizhou was sitting on the edge of the bar, he seemed to be waiting for someone, Xiao Nian saw that this guy was handsome, he blew a few rainbow farts in front of his friends, and then he was fucked by them.

Taking advantage of the strength of the wine, bite the bullet.

But when he got close to him, he was timid, and when he saw Lu Zhizhou's face, he was even more timid. He thought that he might not be able to control this man.

So in line with the principle of breaking the can and breaking the can, the first thing Xiao Nian said to Lu Zhizhou was: "Handsome guy, are you interested in having sex with me?"

Then he kissed.

Thinking about this scene now, Xiao Nian's scalp is tingling with horror, why is he so brave?Why didn't Lu Zhizhou kill him then?

But he doesn't dare to make mistakes now, he depends on others, he has to promise, Lu Zhizhou is his uncle.

Their breakfast was porridge. After Lu Zhizhou divided the bowls and chopsticks, Xiao Nian couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Did you cook it?"

Lu Zhizhou: "Otherwise?"

Xiao Nian: "Haha, I thought there was an aunt at home."

Lu Zhizhou: "I live alone."

Then he added: "Now I have you."

Xiao Nian paused inexplicably because of these words.

Lu Zhizhou was quite polite to him, he probably regarded him as a guest, and even gave Xiao Nian the first bowl of porridge.

Xiao Nian was terrified, and hurried to take it with both hands, but he didn't expect that the porridge was so hot, it was scalded to the outside of the bowl, Xiao Nian jumped up when he touched it.

Lu Zhizhou suddenly laughed.

The sense of distance in Xiao Nian's heart disappeared instantly.

Xiao Nian rubbed his hands and continued to stretch towards the bowl, but before he touched it, he heard Lu Zhizhou say in a neutral tone: "Aren't you afraid it will be hot?"

Xiao Nian immediately retracted his hand: "How can we eat so far away?"

Lu Zhizhou stared at Xiao Nian's aggrieved lower lip for a while, stretched out his index finger, leaned against the edge, and pushed his bowl of porridge over.

Xiao Nian smiled at Lu Zhizhou: "Thank you."

Lu Zhizhou had no sound at all when he was eating, and he didn't know what kind of tutor taught the children to be so upright.

Xiao Nian usually eats at home, whether he is sitting or standing, which is completely opposite to Lu Zhizhou. Now it is a bit hard for him to sit so seriously and still be so quiet.

So before he had a few mouthfuls, Xiao Nian couldn't help but find a topic.

"Hey, don't you ask me why I suddenly want to live in your house?"

After hearing this, Lu Zhizhou asked him, "Why do you want to live in my house?"

Very casual tone.

Xiao Nian: "..."

Xiao Nian's crassness came all at once: "Of course it's because I like Teacher Lu."

Lu Zhizhou glanced at Xiao Nian lightly.

Xiao Nian tilted his head: "Don't you believe me?"

Lu Zhizhou: "Should I believe it?"

Xiao Nian smiled: "So you let me live in without knowing anything? Are you not afraid of what I might do to you?"

Lu Zhizhou looked disdainful: "What can you do to me?"

Yo.

This does not underestimate Xiao Nian.

With Xiao Nian's vigor, he came up immediately.

"Ms. Lu," Xiao Nian looked at Lu Zhizhou with his head propped on his hands, "Are you okay after breakfast?"

Lu Zhizhou lowered his head and drank the porridge: "Go to the research institute."

"Ah~" Xiao Nian made a regrettable voice: "What about the afternoon?"

Lu Zhizhou: "Class."

Xiao Nian's voice became more and more lost: "What about at night?"

Lu Zhizhou raised his head: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Nian persisted: "Evening~ Are you free in the evening?"

Only then did Lu Zhizhou say, "I'm free."

Xiao Nian smiled with crooked eyes, he was telling himself not to make a mistake half an hour ago, and fuck you now.

He even boldly stretched out his hand, scratched the back of Lu Zhizhou's hand with his index finger, looked at Lu Zhizhou, and said with watery eyes: "What should I do, brother, I want to do it."