You have eaten all the vinegar in the world

Lin Yuefan laughed when he heard Lu Zhizhou's words: "You are Lu Zhizhou."

Lu Zhizhou asked: "I am Lu Zhizhou, what's wrong?"

Lin Yuefan choked.

Lu Zhizhou said: "He likes interesting things, things that have common topics, things that can make trouble together, and things that can make him happy."

Lin Yuefan: "You are very interesting, if you have a common topic," Lin Yuefan paused: "Yes, yes, you can also fight together, and you can make him happy too."

Lu Zhizhou asked: "Are you confident enough to say this?"

Lin Yuefan lost all confidence in an instant.

Of course he knew what Lu Zhizhou said, what type of person Xiao Nian was talking about.

Anyway, no matter what it is, it is definitely not a veteran cadre like Lu Zhizhou.

Lin Yuefan had seen Xiao Nian high in the bar, and everyone was watching.

Then he imagined such a person, let him sit quietly at home, beside Lu Zhizhou, read a book, or watch TV, and play chess with Lu Zhizhou quietly.

Lin Yuefan frowned.

It is indeed a violation.

"What are you two talking about?" Professor Yang on the opposite side picked up the wine and interrupted what Lin Yuefan was going to say next: "What are you talking about that we can't listen to? Let's chat together."

Lin Yuefan laughed: "No, no, I can hear it."

Glasses criss-cross on one side, and on the other.

In the living room with only a few ambient lights turned on, and the light from the TV flickering, Xiao Nian was sitting on the carpet with a pillow in his arms, watching the dance variety show replayed on the screen, and doing an emotionless melon seed cracking machine.

Hmm...why is this so boring.

I've been so busy these past few days, suddenly I'm not used to it.

Xiao Nian took two more pills, clapped his hands, picked up his phone, and clicked on Lu Zhizhou's WeChat.

"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu"

After sending out, he picked up the bag of melon seeds, curled up, and stared at the phone.

About 1 minute later, the phone entered the ready-to-dark mode, and he tapped it to turn it back on.

Not long after this time, the sentence he just sent jumped up a line on the screen.

Mr. Lu Zhizhou's reply squeezed in: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Nian asked, "What time will you be back?"

Lu Zhizhou is very fast this time: "Not necessarily"

Lu Zhizhou asked him, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Nian originally typed "Watching TV" honestly, but before he sent it, he tried his best to turn the tide and changed it to.

"Waiting for you, waiting for you, waiting for you"

Lu Zhizhou didn't reply quickly to this sentence. After Xiao Nian pressed the button twice for 2 minutes, Lu Zhizhou's news came in.

He said, "as soon as possible as soon as possible"

"Fuck." Xiao Nian burst into laughter instantly: "Hahahahahahaha."

Speechless.

Xiao Nian: "Why are you learning from me again?"

Mr. Lu Zhizhou: "Love to learn"

Thinking of Lu Zhizhou's current situation, Xiao Nian stopped chatting with him and sent an emoji to end the conversation.

Then he stared at Lu Zhizhou's sentence "As soon as possible, as soon as possible", and laughed again and again, and laughed again and again.

Crazy, why are you so funny.

Lu Zhizhou's "as soon as possible" is not at all as soon as possible.

Xiao Nian had watched one and a half episodes of the variety show before the voice came from the door.

Xiao Nian took a sip of water, he quickly put down the glass and ran to the door.

But why did this Lu Zhizhou unlock the password suddenly, and he pressed it so slowly, Didi Didi didn't come in for a long time.

Xiao Nian had only stood there for a few seconds when he heard the sound of "wrong password" coming from the door.

He frowned, walked over and turned on the video doorbell, only to see Lin Yuefan who was pressing the password outside.

He quickly opened the door, and Lin Yuefan's hands were empty.

"You're at home." Lin Yuefan said.

Xiao Nian smiled at Lin Yuefan, then turned his gaze to the person on the other side.

The person Xiao Nian was waiting for was standing by the wall at the moment, leaning on the wall with his elbows, resting his forehead with his hands, and bowing his head.

Xiao Nian looked at Lin Yuefan suspiciously.

Lin Yuefan explained: "I drank a little too much," he asked Xiao Nian: "Isn't your password 1030?"

Xiao Nian shook his head: "No."

Lin Yuefan was speechless, he turned his head and asked Lu Zhizhou, "It's not 1030, what did you say 1030 to me?"

Lu Zhizhou's voice was calm: "I remember wrong."

Lin Yuefan: "..."

Lin Yuefan took a step back: "Then I'll leave it to you, I'm leaving."

Xiao Nian snorted, and asked, "Yes, help?"

Lin Yuefan: "No, if he can leave, I don't worry about sending him up."

Xiao Nian: "Okay, thank you."

While the two were talking, Lu Zhizhou walked over, bypassing Xiao Nian and walking in by himself.

Lin Yuefan shrugged his shoulders to Xiao Nian, his eyes seemed to say, look, he is very good at walking.

Xiao Nian smiled: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Lin Yuefan waved his hand, he wanted to leave, but he thought of something and turned back.

Xiao Nian's hand that closed the door stopped: "What's wrong?"

Lin Yuefan said: "Do you know what he asked me on the way back?"

Xiao Nian: "What?"

Lin Yuefan: "He asked me what kind of interesting people are like."

Xiao Nian didn't understand: "Ah? What kind of interesting person?"

Lin Yuefan smiled: "It's okay, I'm leaving."

Xiao Nian said: "Goodbye, be careful on the road."

Xiao Nian didn't care about Lin Yuefan, and closed the door before watching him leave.

Inside the door, Lu Zhizhou had already changed his shoes and was standing in the entrance. He didn't do anything, just looked at Xiao Nian.

Xiao Nian walked in and asked, "How much did you drink, I feel uncomfortable..."

But before he finished speaking, Lu Zhizhou suddenly grabbed his wrist.

He was able to walk and stand just now, but when he met Xiao Nian, he couldn't do it all of a sudden. Not only did he lean towards Xiao Nian, but he also pushed him to the wall and hugged him.

It seems that I did drink a little too much.

"Are you okay?" Xiao Nian asked Lu Zhizhou.

Lu Zhizhou's voice was very deep: "Not good."

Xiao Nian patted his arm: "What's wrong?"

Lu Zhizhou put his hands on the wall and moved away from Xiao Nian.

He looked down at Xiao Nian, and Xiao Nian raised his head slightly to meet his gaze.

"Xiao Nian."

Lu Zhizhou called him.

Xiao Nian: "Huh?"

Lu Zhizhou lightly put his hand on Xiao Nian's head, and rubbed it lightly twice.

Lu Zhizhou's eyes are very gentle, against the warm white light of the porch, it is as if Xiao Nian is the only person in Lu Zhizhou's eyes in this world.

Xiao Nian didn't do anything, just stood and breathed and felt that he was going to die.

Lu Zhizhou moved his hand down a little, and seemed to touch Xiao Nian's ear: "How could they be willing to part with you?"

Xiao Nian froze for a moment: "They? Who?"

Lu Zhizhou said again: "It's fine to separate, it's fine."

Xiao Nian was full of question marks.

But before he had time to understand what Lu Zhizhou said, Lu Zhizhou lowered his head.

The index finger of the hand touching his head drew an arc on his cheek, and finally hooked Xiao Nian's chin.

As soon as Xiao Nian raised his head, Lu Zhizhou kissed him, as if he didn't want a little gap, he pressed against Xiao Nian tightly.

Lu Zhizhou kissed very slowly, each stroke was slower than Xiao Nian's heartbeat.

But obviously so slow, Xiao Nian felt that he needed to take a big breath.

So when Lu Zhizhou let him go, he almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Lu Zhizhou hugged him.

Xiao Nian buried himself on Lu Zhizhou's shoulder and breathed hard. He also patted Lu Zhizhou's back and asked, "How much wine have you drunk?"

Lu Zhizhou's voice was tired: "I don't know."

Xiao Nian: "Did you drink too much or are you drunk? Do you know what you are doing now?"

Lu Zhizhou said, "I know."

Xiao Nian didn't want to stand here with Lu Zhizhou all the time, so he tried to push Lu Zhizhou, but found that Lu Zhizhou was not hugged very tightly, so he pushed Lu Zhizhou away.

"Let's go back to the living room." Xiao Nian said.

Lu Zhizhou raised his hand and pinched his eyebrows: "Yes."

Xiao Nian still didn't help Lu Zhizhou, after all Lu Zhizhou really walked like a normal person.

All he did was follow behind Lu Zhizhou, watching him walk slowly to the living room and sit on the sofa.

"Sit for a while," Xiao Nian squatted in front of Lu Zhizhou, raised his eyes and said to him, "I'll make you some honey water."

Lu Zhizhou nodded lightly: "Well, thank you."

Xiao Nian asked again: "Where is the honey?"

Lu Zhizhou: "Refrigerator."

Xiao Nian smiled as if coaxing someone: "Then I'm going, you sit and wait for me."

But Lu Zhizhou didn't give in, and immediately grabbed Xiao Nian on his knee.

Xiao Nian squatted back again: "What's wrong?"

Lu Zhizhou pointed to the tea table: "There is a kettle here."

Xiao Nian looked at Lu Zhizhou's fingers, of course he knew the kettle was here.

But he still thought about it for a while, and then said oh.

"Do you want me to take it to soak?"

Lu Zhizhou loosened his hands a bit: "Yes."

Xiao Nian bent his eyes and said word by word: "Okay, okay, then I'll go get the water glass and honey, wait for me, don't run around."

Lu Zhizhou clenched Xiao Nian's hand again.

Xiao Nian: "What's wrong?"

Lu Zhizhou was a little helpless: "Don't talk to me in this tone, I'm not drunk."

Xiao Nian: "...Oh."

Before Xiao Nian went to get his things, he looked back at Lu Zhizhou, and he leaned lazily on the sofa, with his palms resting on his forehead.

Xiao Nian didn't delay much, and immediately returned to the coffee table after finding the honey and the cup.

The water is drinking water, so there is no need to boil it.

For easy operation, Xiao Nian knelt on the carpet and began to make water and honey.

When he opened the lid of the honey, he suddenly felt someone approaching behind him.

It was a very familiar feeling of being approached.

Xiao Nian turned his head and looked, Lu Zhizhou had already hugged him from behind, and put his hands on his waist.

Lu Zhizhou tried again, Xiao Nian was pulled over by him and sat on his lap.

Lu Zhizhou's other leg was bent, leaning against the sofa, Xiao Nian seemed to be locked up suddenly.

Xiao Nian laughed: "Wait a minute, I haven't done it yet."

Lu Zhizhou put his forehead on Xiao Nian's shoulder: "Don't do it anymore."

Xiao Nian: "How can I do that?"

But once Xiao Nian stood up, he was dragged down by Lu Zhizhou again.

The coffee table is not far away, so Xiao Nian stopped competing with Lu Zhizhou, stretched out his hand, and got out the honey.

Why is this person so clingy after drinking too much?

The variety show has been suspended by Xiao Nian. At this moment, the living room is filled with the sound of spoons and glass colliding, as well as the slight hum of the kettle.

Xiao Nian roughly estimated the amount, scooped up the honey and put the lid on it, and tasted the honey by himself.

The spoon just touched his mouth when Lu Zhizhou behind him spoke.

"Do you do the same to them?" he asked.

Xiao Nian was puzzled: "To whom?"

Lu Zhizhou continued: "Have you ever taken care of them like this?"

Xiao Nian frowned: "What have you been talking about all night?"

Lu Zhizhou's hand on Xiao Nian's waist suddenly tightened, and he pulled Xiao Nian over again.

Instead of resting his forehead on Xiao Nian's shoulder now, he buried half of his face above Xiao Nian's shoulder and neck.

A very warm breath, Xiao Nian felt itchy all of a sudden.

"Xiao Nian."

Lu Zhizhou called him again.

Xiao Nian licked the honey in his mouth: "Huh?"

Lu Zhizhou's voice was muffled and heavy, and he asked Xiao Nian: "What was your ex-boyfriend like? What do you like about him?"

Xiao Nian laughed out loud after hearing this.

"Lu Zhizhou."

Xiao Nian also called him.

Then he said helplessly: "Who told you that I have an ex-boyfriend?"

Lu Zhizhou seemed to move a bit: "What?"

Xiao Nian curled his lips, and put the spoon back into the cup: "I've never been in love, brother."

The people behind were quiet.

Xiao Nian sighed softly: "I've never been in love, not at all." He thought for a while, then changed his words: "Whether you believe it or not, I've only had sex with you."

Lu Zhizhou remained silent for a while.

Just at this moment, the kettle that Xiao Nian had adjusted the temperature made a beep.

Xiao Nian looked over there, but Lu Zhizhou seemed to be able to predict that Xiao Nian was going to get up, and when he moved, Lu Zhizhou immediately hugged his waist tightly.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Zhizhou's voice came from the air: "Letter."

Xiao Nian smiled.

"Just believe it," Xiao Nian said, "let go of me."

Lu Zhizhou buried his head even lower, and his voice seemed not so heavy: "Don't let go."

It doesn't matter if you don't let go, but the tighter you hug.

He also rubbed against Xiao Nian's neck, his nose full of stubble and his mouth.

Help, it's so itchy.

What are you doing, Lu Zhizhou.