You have eaten all the vinegar in the world

Lu Zhizhou's room has a great advantage, it has an independent bathroom.

Upon hearing the news, Xiao Nian once again lamented how kind his grandma was to Lu Zhizhou.

When his parents moved to a new house, Xiao Nian asked for a long time, saying that he wanted to have a bathroom in his room, but his mother refused.

Why don't you just build your house at home.

Whose second bedroom has a bathroom, why do you need so many toilets in a house?

There are only three people in a family, and the bathroom outside is not yours.

This, that, and that, just don't let him do it.

And the advantage of having a solo guard in Lu Zhizhou's room is that Xiao Nian can be hugged by Lu Zhizhou to the bathroom regardless of everything, without being afraid of being bumped into by anyone.

Yes, Lu Zhizhou finally finished his tossing.

Xiao Nian had no choice but to shout in his heart, good guy.

After the end, the first thought in Xiao Nian's mind was, if grandma overheard him by accident, and grandma asked him why he was crying yesterday, how would he answer?

If this is the case, then just keep quiet and let Lu Zhizhou solve it.

What did the pig do wrong again?

As soon as he entered the bathroom door, Xiao Nian yelled again in his heart, "Good guy."

There is also a bathtub.

"What's your expression?"

Probably because Xiao Nian was too envious, he was immediately discovered by Lu Zhizhou.

So Xiao Nian made this expression a little more emphatic: "Grandma is too kind to you, my mother won't let me guard alone, and scolds me."

Lu Zhizhou put Xiao Nian on the sink: "Today you are also called grandma, and she will treat you well."

Xiao Nian's eyes immediately turned: "Teacher Lu really knows how to talk."

Xiao Nian glanced at the bathtub, and asked again: "Do you like to take a bath? Why did you have a bathtub when you were young?"

Lu Zhizhou: "It's okay, I like it more in winter," he explained: "I can use it, but I can't live without it."

"I like this sentence," Xiao Nian smiled, "As expected of you."

Lu Zhizhou asked: "Do you like a room with a bathroom?"

Xiao Nian: "I like it."

Lu Zhizhou thought for a while: "I'll change rooms with you when I go back."

It's useless for Xiao Nian to answer, Lu Zhizhou suddenly smiled.

Xiao Nian also laughed out of nowhere: "What are you laughing at?"

Lu Zhizhou said, "You sleep in my place now."

Xiao Nian: "I slept in... oh~"

Xiao Nian understood.

"Isn't that only seven days?" Xiao Nian twisted a little while talking: "There are only four days left, and if tonight is deducted, there are three days left."

After a calculation, Lu Zhizhou unceremoniously squeezed Xiao Nian's face.

But Lu Zhizhou still asked Xiao Nian seriously: "Do you like to sleep with me?"

Xiao Nian didn't say he liked it, and he certainly wouldn't say he didn't like it, he thought for a while: "I always feel that you still don't sleep well."

Lu Zhizhou did not deny it.

Xiao Nian curled his lips, and said faster than his brain: "Well, just sleep for a few more days, it's really not enough, health is important, if you can't sleep well, I will definitely not sleep with you."

He became obedient as he spoke, he didn't know whether he wanted to comfort himself or Lu Zhizhou, his eyes were bent: "Anyway, I don't know anything when I sleep, sleep is sleep, right?"

Saying this from the mouth, the heart is actually bleeding.

With Lu Zhizhou sleeping in his arms, can it be the same?

Lu Zhizhou probably felt helpless too, he didn't respond to Xiao Nian's words, but hugged Xiao Nian into his arms and sighed softly.

It was already very late, and the two of them washed up casually and went back to bed.

When he was still making trouble, Xiao Nian molested Mr. Lu a few times, and was almost kicked out by Lu Zhizhou again.

Teacher Xiao Lu, as always, can't stand being touched, and it will be a disaster if touched.

And the result of his molesting, of course, was that Lu Zhizhou molested him even more.

Xiao Nian liked to cling to Lu Zhizhou on the bed too much, he loved to laugh, and Lu Zhizhou would always make him laugh and tickle him, the skin between the two of them seemed strangely warm.

He likes to pester Lu Zhizhou, so Lu Zhizhou let him pester him wantonly.

In fact, there is no smell, he just thinks that Lu Zhizhou smells good.

Maybe Lu Zhizhou felt the same way, otherwise why would he keep burying him in the neck.

Ugh……

Hey, these two people are so tired of falling in love.

"Xiao Zhuzhu."

Lu Zhizhou suddenly called out.

Xiao Nian didn't want to understand it all at once, but he did understand it all at once.

He smiled: "What?"

Lu Zhizhou didn't mind saying it again: "Xiao Zhuzhu."

He even took out his mobile phone and clicked on Xiao Nian's note in front of Xiao Nian.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Nian held back a smile and looked at Lu Zhizhou.

Lu Zhizhou answered Xiao Nian directly with actions.

He changed Xiao Nian's remarks to "Mr. Xiao Zhuzhu".

"Are you sick!"

Xiao Nian jumped up to grab the phone, but it was useless, Lu Zhizhou dodged it casually.

He also asked Xiao Nian: "Who says he belongs to a pig?"

Xiao Nian rushed over again.

No fruit.

He snorted, lay flat on the bed, and had nothing to love: "How about me?"

Lu Zhizhou sneered mercilessly: "Aren't you very arrogant?"

Xiao Nian wanted to cry but had no tears, so he could only accept his fate.

He immediately rolled into Lu Zhizhou's arms: "Don't be arrogant, I'm a rookie, I'm nothing."

Lu Zhizhou laughed out loud.

Later, Xiao Nian insisted on telling Lu Zhizhou a story, and purposely made his voice very low, thinking that by doing so he could lull Lu Zhizhou to sleep.

Unexpectedly, it was himself who was coaxed to sleep in the end.

In the story compiled by Xiao Nian, the cowherd and the descendants have not met yet.

Lu Zhizhou put Xiao Nian's arm outside into the quilt, and then turned off the light.

Today I can write down one more point. This person tells others a bedtime story, and in three sentences, he tells himself to fall asleep first.

It was already very late, and Lu Zhizhou seemed to have improved a little tonight. Although he didn't check the time, he could feel that he had less time to prepare for sleep.

Xiao Nian who is sleeping is very obedient, almost silent, the only bad thing is that he always pushes Lu Zhizhou away.

When he doesn't feel hot, he will push Lu Zhizhou away.

Lu Zhizhou didn't know what was wrong with Xiao Nian, and he definitely couldn't find the answer.

All you can do is hug it back.

Finally, he gradually fell asleep, but it didn't take long before the white belly was exposed in the sky, and light came in through the curtains that didn't fit together.

Lu Zhizhou felt it, he woke up a little, then buried his head in Xiao Nian's neck to block the light.

This is a trivial matter, what he didn't expect was that, not long after, Xiao Nian's cell phone rang an alarm.

Lu Zhizhou woke up quickly, and within a few seconds, the one in his arms also woke up.

Xiao Nian's hair was messed up, and several locks went over his eyes. He opened one eye first, probably returning to the earth, thinking about where he is now, and opened the other eye not long after.

"Are you awake or not?" Xiao Nian asked Lu Zhizhou this.

Lu Zhizhou said, "Wake up."

Xiao Nian obviously didn't believe it: "Why are you so energetic?"

Lu Zhizhou didn't answer, but asked, "What alarm clock?"

Xiao Nian let out a oh, turned around and turned off the alarm clock, and nestled into Lu Zhizhou's arms again.

But he didn't continue to sleep, but said vaguely: "The old people get up early, and I have to get up early."

Lu Zhizhou didn't expect this reason, he smiled: "It's not necessary."

Xiao Nian fell asleep for a few more seconds, jumped up and sat up on the bed: "It's necessary," he pointed at Lu Zhizhou and said, "I can't let my grandparents think I'm lazy, no elder likes this."

Lu Zhizhou wanted to say no more, but Xiao Nian had already got out of bed, unable to catch it like a loach, and ran into the bathroom in a hurry.

Lu Zhizhou: "..."

Thinking that he couldn't fall asleep, Lu Zhizhou simply got up too. Xiao Nian didn't close the bathroom, so he went in directly.

This person has already squeezed the toothpaste and played music on his mobile phone, and he is very determined to get up.

Lu Zhizhou walked over and surrounded Xiao Nian from behind: "Squeeze some toothpaste for me too."

Xiao Nian understood instantly, he immediately bit his toothbrush in his mouth, and squeezed the same amount of toothpaste for Lu Zhizhou as his own.

"Give."

Xiao Nian looked at Lu Zhizhou in the mirror and handed it back.

Lu Zhizhou took it and didn't leave. He just took a wrong place and stood next to Xiao Nian. While brushing his teeth, he was still leaning on the sink next to Xiao Nian.

Xiao Nian picked up his toothbrush again, looked at the two people in the mirror, and smiled inexplicably.

Lu Zhizhou also looked at him in the mirror.

"Hey." Xiao Nian shouted.

Lu Zhizhou: "Huh?"

Xiao Nian's mouth twitched: "Mr. Lu." Xiao Nian first turned his head and glanced at the back, then glanced at Lu Zhizhou in the mirror: "You know it quite well."

Lu Zhizhou asked: "What will happen?"

"Small move." Xiao Nian raised his eyebrows, "It's really not like your first time dating."

Lu Zhizhou: "Why is this the first time you're in love?"

Xiao Nian: "Anyway, you don't look like it."

Lu Zhizhou's hands stopped: "You understand very well?"

Xiao Nian smiled: "You understand a little?"

Lu Zhizhou stopped supporting the sink, and directly strangled Xiao Nian's waist.

Yes, with Le.

"Know what?" Lu Zhizhou pulled Xiao Nian into a little bit: "Tell me."

Only then did Xiao Nian feel something was wrong, he laughed: "I understand, shit."

Xiao Nian spread his hands: "Isn't it because I've heard too many stories about my friends, who are flirting with each other, and novels, TV movies, they all have these things."

He asked, "Don't you have such a friend?"

Lu Zhizhou: "No."

Xiao Nian continued to brush his teeth: "It's definitely not that you don't have it, it's that you asked." He thought for a while and laughed: "Generally, no one will share their love life with you."

Lu Zhizhou had let go of Xiao Nian, but pulled him over again: "What's wrong with me?"

Xiao Nian spit out the bubbles in his mouth, rinsed his mouth again, and turned to Lu Zhizhou: "You are very nice."

When you're done, give me a kiss.

After this kiss, what should be done is to wash his face, but Lu Zhizhou didn't let Xiao Nian go.

This man is always like this, once Xiao Nian teases him, he will come back a hundred times.

He also rinsed out the bubbles in his mouth, and at the same time scooped up Xiao Nian and carried Xiao Nian to the sink.

There are many movements done in one go, buckle the head, tilt the head, kiss, hook the tip of the tongue.

Taste but not stop.

But the kiss didn't last long, Xiao Nian's cell phone rang.

The exclusive ringtone, Xiao Nian left a little, and smiled helplessly.

"my mother."

Xiao Nian took down the phone while talking, clicked on the green button, and turned on the speaker.

"Hey."

Xiao Nian just called out, and his mother said, "Spirit, you got up so early today?"

Xiao Nian hooked Lu Zhizhou over with his legs, and put his arms around him: "What's the matter?"

Mom: "It's nothing, go talk to your dad about the project today."

Xiao Nian smiled: "Why did you tell me this?"

Mom: "Of course there is a reason for telling you specifically."

Xiao Nian and Lu Zhizhou looked at each other immediately: "That project."

The mother couldn't restrain her happiness: "Yes, son, we can sign the contract next week if we negotiate today."

Xiao Nian raised his eyebrows: "Congratulations."

"I'll take it first," Mom said, "I don't think you have any feelings for Xiao Lu, so you can come back when it's almost done, and there's nothing wrong with it now."

Xiao Nian laughed: "Is this the end of using me?"

"How do you talk?" Mom seemed to be testing: "Is it really compatible? Xiao Lu is very good."

Rebellious in Xiao Nian's bones, he would subconsciously retort to his mother's words: "I want all the good men, or else."

Mom smiled: "People still look down on you."

Xiao Nian swallowed the words in an instant.

He put his chin on Lu Zhizhou's shoulder and kissed him, as if silently declaring his victory.

"Oh, forget it, it's not the same way." Mom didn't continue to talk about Lu Zhizhou, and ended the phone call: "But when the two families have dinner together, you have to come, say goodbye, thank you for taking care of things."

Xiao Nian: "I know, I know."

After the phone call, Lu Zhizhou wanted to pull Xiao Nian away, but Xiao Nian stopped him.

"Wait a moment."

In front of Xiao Nian is a glass that can be used as a mirror, the color is dark brown, and it happens to be clearly illuminated at this moment.

From the perspective of Xiao Nian's mobile phone camera, he is lying on Lu Zhizhou's shoulders, with his legs hanging around his waist, and Lu Zhizhou's back.

particular.

lenient.

With a sense of security visible to the naked eye, Xiao Nian clicked on the glass.

"All right."

Xiao Nian stepped back after filming, and also jumped down: "Wash your face."

But Lu Zhizhou didn't continue to move, he said: "Your mother said you don't have feelings for me."

Xiao Nian splashed water on his face with one hand: "I was too resistant at first, she has always felt this way."

Lu Zhizhou seemed to want to say something else, Xiao Nian said ah.

He wiped the water with a towel: "Lu Zhizhou, let's have a secret relationship."

Lu Zhizhou: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Nian: "When I was in high school, many of my classmates secretly fell in love and kept their family members from knowing about it, but all the classmates knew about it, and they only pretended not to know each other in front of teachers and parents."

He was so envious at that time, and he really wanted to find someone to talk to secretly, to escape to the playground by himself at night, hold hands, and kiss in the dark.

After he finished speaking, he looked at Lu Zhizhou with crooked eyebrows: "Do you have one? Do you have any classmates in high school who are in love?"

Lu Zhizhou thought for a while: "There should be."

Xiao Nian narrowed his eyes: "You won't just be obsessed with studying, Mr. Lu?"

This sentence made Lu Zhizhou laugh: "Indeed, I liked physics very much at that time, and I often stayed in the laboratory with my teacher."

Xiao Nian: "Ah~"

Sure enough, it is not on one level.

Xiao Nian was excited: "Are you coming? Satisfy my little dream in adolescence."

Lu Zhizhou said, "Okay."

After washing their faces, the two went down.

Sure enough, as Xiao Nian expected, grandma woke up, and he greeted grandpa at the dining table.

The well-behaved kid who doesn't sleep well is set up, and the grandfather even said a few more words to him.

It's just that grandma didn't expect the two to get up so early and didn't prepare breakfast.

"Watch TV for a while, and I'll get you something to eat," she added, "Zhizhou, come too, and I'll teach you how to make a banji."

Xiao Nian laughed all of a sudden: "It's very delicious, grandma."

"He told me that you like it very much," grandma said with a smile, "he will too soon, let him do it if he gets hungry."

Xiao Nian: "Alright."

After Xiao Nian finished speaking, he saw Lu Zhizhou's helpless expression.

Xiao Nian: "What's the matter, Zhizhou, don't you want to?"

Lu Zhizhou nodded: "I am especially willing to serve Teacher Xiao."

Xiao Nian: "Your honor."

The two of them are busy here, and Xiao Nian is too embarrassed to be alone in the living room, so he just stays with him in the dining room.

Turned on the phone, what a coincidence, someone in one of his close friends woke up.

Xiao Nian had a flash of inspiration, didn't this come to your door?

So Xiao Nian clicked a few times, and sent two lucky red envelopes inside.

This thing is useful, everyone came in in an instant, and they all snatched up.

Immediately afterwards, everyone unanimously posted: "?"

Xiao Nian couldn't help laughing: "Family, I'm out of order."

Xiao Nian: "Hurry up and congratulate me"

Xiao Nian: "Hurry up!"

In fact, there is no need for Xiao Nian to say anything, everyone is already yelling, emoticons, fireworks, shit, who the hell, messing around.

After everyone calmed down for a while, Xiao Nian clicked into the photo album and posted the picture of him leaning on Lu Zhizhou's back just now.

The group that had only subsided for less than a few seconds started screaming again.

Xiao Ming shouted the most excitedly, and obviously grabbed the least amount of red envelopes, a few pennies.

Xiao Ming: "I fucking know it!"

Xiao Ming: "I'm fully awake!"

Xiao Ming: "Fuck me!!!"

Other person 1: "This back view is fine!"

Other person 3: "Niu, this pose for taking pictures is fine."

Other person 2: "Damn it looks tall and strong!"

Qi Yi said: "I have seen myself"

Qi Yi: "Just fucking handsome!!!"

Qi Yi: "Xiao Nian can do it, I'll take it now"

Xiao Nian was proud and proud: "No."

Everyone is chattering, congratulations...

Xiao Nian propped his chin with his hands, and laughed non-stop.

In the end, everyone shouted for Xiao Nian to treat them to dinner, and of course Xiao Nian agreed.

Everyone: "Focus on bringing a boyfriend"

Xiao Nian was not sure if Lu Zhizhou would agree, so he first sent an emoji to make the transition.

Everyone has to go to work today, and after this period, it gradually quieted down.

Xiao Nian looked at the motionless chat interface, suddenly feeling a little empty.

But it doesn't matter, as soon as he looks up now, he can see his sweetheart.

and sweetheart's grandma.

Grandma loves to laugh.

Xiao Nian kept smiling at the corners of his eyes, and withdrew the group.

Having nothing to do, I simply browsed Lu Zhizhou's WeChat.

This man's WeChat is actually nothing interesting, a profile picture of what he said was a particle, a circle of friends that he hadn't posted for hundreds of years, and a background picture of the universe and interstellar.

But this time when Xiao Nian clicked in, he found a change.

The personalized signature under that avatar has content.

He wrote it.

"Do you only like flowers?"

Xiao Nian's smile had already faded, because of this sentence, the corners of his eyes flashed again in an instant.

Oh shit.

Why is Lu Zhizhou so exciting.