You have eaten all the vinegar in the world

Probably because it was Friday night, there were quite a lot of people in the supermarket.

Xiao Nian seldom comes to places like supermarkets. When he is at home, his aunt is in charge of eating and drinking at home. He doesn't need to do anything. If he needs to buy something, he can do it online.

After thinking about it, the last time I came to the supermarket seemed to be two years ago.

Also with a guy.

As for who it is, let’s not talk about it for now, it was not a very pleasant experience.

Why is he here now.

He also came with Lu Zhizhou who didn't like to talk to him.

Isn't it inappropriate to think that such a big living person like him is at home waiting for the big professor to finish cooking and feed it into his mouth.

Simply participating in it can be regarded as helping.

Lu Zhizhou is quite familiar with this supermarket, so he must come here often to buy groceries.

As soon as he came in, he pushed the cart and walked towards the sauce. He put a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar on the shelf into the shopping cart without looking at it, and pushed it away.

Xiao Nian snorted, "Teacher Lu is fine."

Xiao Nian's voice came from behind Lu Zhizhou, probably because of this call, Lu Zhizhou realized that he was walking several steps faster than Xiao Nian.

He slowed down a bit: "What can you do?"

Xiao Nian took several small steps to keep up: "Anything is fine."

Xiao Nian smiled: "Mr. Lu can go to the living room and go to the kitchen, how can he worry about not having a partner?"

Lu Zhizhou: "I never worried about this."

Xiao Nian nodded: "That's right, why is Mr. Lu worried about not having a partner, why don't you come here without beckoning?" Xiao Nian tilted his head: "It's just that Mr. Lu doesn't want it."

Lu Zhizhou was amused and laughed: "You are so yin and yang, what do you want to say?"

Seeing Lu Zhizhou smile, Xiao Nian breathed a sigh of relief.

He sighed, and put one hand on Lu Zhizhou's stroller: "I see you are bored all the way, so please tell me something to make you laugh."

Lu Zhizhou: "Is there?"

"That's great!" Seeing that Lu Zhizhou was in a better mood, Xiao Nian stepped up the steps: "Are there any troubles at school?"

"No," Lu Zhizhou added, "I have no worries."

Alright.

Whether it is true or unwilling to say, this topic will stop here.

After walking a few more steps, Xiao Nian suddenly tugged at Lu Zhizhou's sleeve.

"Hey," Xiao Nian whispered, "Your three o'clock direction, that white shirt."

Lu Zhizhou turned his head to look over there, and saw a boy standing over there, looking up to pick something from the shelf.

Xiao Nian: "Handsome?"

Lu Zhizhou withdrew his gaze, didn't say he was handsome or not, but asked Xiao Nian: "Do you like this?"

Xiao Nian burst out laughing: "Why do I like it... I hit the mark when I saw it."

Lu Zhizhou turned to look at the boy again.

It does look okay, quite white and tall, with regular facial features.

But there is no Xiao Nianbai, no Xiao Niangao.

Not as good-looking as Xiao Nian.

"It's just admiration for handsome guys," Xiao Nian said curiously, "Don't you watch the handsome guys coming and going when you go out?"

"There is no such thing." Lu Zhizhou obviously paused: "I am used to it."

Xiao Nian: "Hahahaha, you didn't mean to talk about a hobby just now, did you?"

Lu Zhizhou smiled: "That's not what I said."

Xiao Nian groaned: "Our Professor Lu is quite interesting sometimes."

Lu Zhizhou: "Do I want to thank you for your compliment?"

Xiao Nian laughed out loud, "That's not necessary."

Now that we've talked about this...

Xiao Nian asked Lu Zhizhou: "Hey brother, can you tell whether the men on the street are 1 or 0?"

"No." Without waiting for Lu Zhizhou to answer, Xiao Nian said again: "You should ask this first, can you tell whether the men on the street are straight or crooked?"

Lu Zhizhou: "No."

Sure enough, it was the answer, Xiao Nian guessed it.

Lu Zhizhou asked Xiao Nian: "Can you?"

Xiao Nian raised his eyebrows, raised his hands, and made two tentacles for himself with his fingers: "Do you believe it? I have a gay."

Lu Zhizhou wondered: "What is this?"

Xiao Nian smiled: "It's the sixth sense, I'm very accurate, 90.00% five!"

Xiao Nian said with a dirty face, Lu Zhizhou didn't know what he was proud of, so he couldn't help laughing again.

Seeing Lu Zhizhou like this, Xiao Nian spoke easily: "I have a friend who is 0, but he doesn't look so 0, he has height and muscles, a big macho."

"Later, his family gave him a blind date, and the other party was also like this, a tall, muscular man, because the two families were in a hurry, and the friend was also older. Maybe they got married within less than a month."

Xiao Nian clapped his hands: "Result! His husband is also 0."

Xiao Nian wowed: "They opened up their hearts that night, saying that they thought each other was 1 at the beginning, so they didn't ask more questions, and they were very happy in their hearts. Their elders were too embarrassed to talk about such things, and they got married when they were confused. gone."

Lu Zhizhou asked: "What happened later? What should I do?"

Xiao Nian: "I've made do with it, and we can still get away. We all like each other. It's just that the bed is not harmonious. Now it seems to be one, three, five, two, four, six."

Lu Zhizhou: "What one three five two four six?"

Xiao Nian: "One, three, five, you will be 1, two, four, six, I will be 1."

Lu Zhizhou: "...um."

Xiao Nian: "So it's not unreasonable for many people to support trying before marriage. If you don't try, you have to talk about it, especially for people like us. If something happens, everything can be redeemed."

Lu Zhizhou hummed in agreement.

Xiao Nian smiled: "Does Teacher Lu think we are suitable?"

Lu Zhizhou: "What?"

"Have we tried this?" Xiao Nian: "I think we are quite suitable, what about you, Mr. Lu?"

When Xiao Nian rolled his eyes and hooked the corners of his mouth, Lu Zhizhou knew he was about to start.

Lu Zhizhou was helpless: "What do you want to say?"

Xiao Nian suddenly smiled and didn't dare to continue: "It's nothing hahaha, just kidding."

Lu Zhizhou didn't answer.

"But let me tell you," Xiao Nian's tone returned to normal: "My friend showed us the video of his partner back then, and I was the only one present who said he was 0."

Lu Zhizhou said, "Then you are amazing."

Xiao Nian: "Hahahahahahaha what are you doing?"

Lu Zhizhou also laughed, and then asked seriously: "How did you see that?"

Xiao Nian spread his hands: "I don't know, it's just a feeling," he sighed, "It's because it's a feeling and there is no reason, so no one believes it at all, and my friends don't listen to me."

Xiao Nian patted Lu Zhizhou's shoulder: "So, Mr. Lu, if you find something you like in the future, but you are not sure, you can come and ask me, let alone straight bends, I will diagnose it for you."

Lu Zhizhou smiled: "Thank you."

Xiao Nian: "You're welcome, whoever we are with."

Unexpectedly, Lu Zhizhou, who looks like such an old cadre, is so easy to chat with.

Although Xiao Nian was talking about it, Xiao Nian didn't find it boring at all, and it was very interesting.

If it weren't for the fact that Lu Zhizhou was going to buy groceries right now, Xiao Nian might have continued to chat with him.

Although Xiao Nian has no stories, but he has friends, he has many friends, and each story is more exciting than the other.

Probably because they came shopping together, Lu Zhizhou would also ask Xiao Nian what he likes to eat.

Xiao Nian is not picky about food, as long as it tastes good.

"You can buy whatever you want and eat it."

Lu Zhizhou didn't ask him any more after that, but every time he bought something, he would tell Xiao Nian what he planned to cook.

I have to say that Lu Zhizhou is really caring, so caring that Xiao Nian was afraid that he would fall in love with him.

After returning home, Xiao Nian found out that the two of them just went down to buy a dish, and it took almost an hour.

He didn't feel that time passed so fast.

Lu Zhizhou still didn't let Xiao Nian enter the kitchen.

But today's Xiao Nian already thought that he and Lu Zhizhou had gotten closer, so he asked, "Why? I can wash some vegetables, even fruits."

Lu Zhizhou shook his head: "I'm not used to being in the kitchen with others, it will disturb my rhythm."

"Okay then," Xiao Nian smiled, "I thought you hated me before."

After hearing this, Lu Zhizhou pinched the back of Xiao Nian's neck, like teasing a cat: "It's nothing."

Xiao Nian was instantly taken aback by this action, and his hairs stood on end.

But his brain still told him to calm down now.

Although he didn't know what Lu Zhizhou was thinking, he was definitely not flirting with him.

Xiao Nian didn't dare to look into Lu Zhizhou's eyes, so he casually laughed a few times: "I'm going to watch TV."

Lu Zhizhou also turned his back to Xiao Nian at the moment and was about to wash the fruit, he responded: "Yeah."

Sitting down on the sofa in the living room, Xiao Nian realized that his face was a little hot and his heart was beating fast.

He snorted into the air.

Speechless.

What's the matter, Xiao Nian?

As for you?

Xiao Nian, who never watched TV, turned on the TV, and after a while, Lu Zhizhou put the washed grapes on the coffee table.

He wanted to leave after letting go, but Xiao Nian refused.

Perhaps there was an element of embarrassment turning into anger, Xiao Nian felt a little unwilling at the moment, he suddenly reached out and grabbed the hem of Lu Zhizhou's shirt.

Lu Zhizhou bowed his head: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Nian pushed his lower lip upwards: "I want to eat grapes."

Lu Zhizhou responded straightly: "It's not here."

Xiao Nian looked at Lu Zhizhou with big eyes: "You feed me."

Lu Zhizhou: "..."

Xiao Nian thought that Lu Zhizhou would turn his head and leave, but he didn't expect him to stop.

He seemed to be thinking about something, and then he bent down.

Sitting on the sofa, Xiao Nian saw Lu Zhizhou pick a grape from the plate.

It's not that he hasn't been fed, Xiao Nian opened his mouth calmly.

But Lu Zhizhou didn't feed it right away, but carefully peeled off the skin.

Xiao Nian was not in a hurry, and waited patiently.

Not long after, Lu Zhizhou finished peeling the skin.

Xiao Nian opened his mouth again, but saw Lu Zhizhou put the grapes into his mouth.

Xiao Nian: "???"

But in the next second, Lu Zhizhou suddenly came over.

He put one leg in the center of Xiao Nian's legs, one hand propped beside Xiao Nian's head, and directly pressed Xiao Nian on the sofa.

Xiao Nian gasped, only to realize that Lu Zhizhou had only bitten half of the grape.

And the other half is now approaching Xiao Nian's lips.

Lu Zhizhou put his arms around Xiao Nian's waist.

"Ah."

Lu Zhizhou made a low voice from his nasal cavity, he was inviting.

So fucking tempting.

Looking at Lu Zhizhou who was close at hand, Xiao Nian was dumbfounded.

His heart was beating wildly, and he didn't know how to react.

This time.

Xiao Nian couldn't even breathe.