Pick up a president's bun

Doctor Liu met Tian Dazhuang in the Taohua Village next door.He didn't pay attention at first, and walked over to say hello, "Hey, Da Zhuang, why did you come to this village today? Visiting relatives, or..."

Dr. Liu walked around the streets and knew a lot of gossip. He had long heard about the quarrel between Da Zhuang and his only relative "Uncle". What are you doing in the village?Are you here for a blind date?Didn't he have a good time with the guy he picked up?It's impossible.

When Dr. Liu was puzzled, Da Zhuang said bluntly: "Dr. Liu, I just came here to find you because I heard that you are going to set bones for Aunt Tuesday in Taohua Village today."

Dr. Liu said "Oh" and said, "So you are looking for me specifically? Is there something wrong?"

Da Zhuang saw that there were quite a lot of people around him, so he was too embarrassed to tell the truth, so he had to say: "The medicine you prescribed last time has been used up."

Dr. Liu didn't take it seriously, and said haha. : "Didn't I tell you? Can you stop taking this course of treatment? Are you still addicted to taking medicine? But the herbal medicine I make is really unique. It cures diseases when you are sick, and strengthens your body when you are not sick. , eat more and pay more, hahaha."

Doctor Liu came out after setting up Aunt Tuesday's bones, and seeing Da Zhuang still squatting at the door of his house, he couldn't help asking in surprise, "Why are you still here? Is there anything else?"

Da Zhuang saw that everyone had dispersed at this moment, so he hurriedly went to Dr. Liu's side, and said in a low voice: "There is really something wrong, let's talk in another place!"

Dr. Liu and Da Zhuang walked aside. Seeing that Da Zhuang was hesitating all the way and seemed a little shy, he thought he understood. Seeing that there was no one around, he laughed and joked, "I know what you are looking for." Why am I! It must be that the medicine for your boy’s place has run out! Young man, you need to use your strength evenly, he’s not fully healed yet, so stop tossing about.”

Da Zhuang blushed in embarrassment, waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, I didn't ask that, I..."

Da Zhuang made up his mind, and finally said: "I want to ask you about the man who gave birth to a child, and we also want to... um... give birth to a baby... Doctor Liu, you are a good person, just teach us !"

The smile on Dr. Liu's face suddenly froze, and he said angrily: "Go away! I was talking nonsense that day, but you really took it to your heart! Besides, what kind of children a man has, that's the old woman's business , Go and rush to do this kind of thing, are you out of your mind? If you are out of your mind, your boy's brain will also be out of control. How can he be happy to give birth to you with a big belly? Don't be ridiculous. "

Da Zhuang followed Dr. Liu's footsteps and said eagerly and sincerely: "He is willing! We have already discussed it!"

Dr. Liu ignored Da Zhuang at all, and walked forward on his own, as if what he said was deafening.

Facing Da Zhuang's earnest request, Dr. Liu just wanted to call him "crazy", thinking: "How do I know how to make a man conceive a child? I happened to meet him when I went to the city to borrow money from relatives more than 20 years ago. Yes. I remember that man had a big belly and looked better than a woman. If I hadn’t taken off his pants and seen the thing underneath him, I would have thought it was a woman disguised as a man. Hey, I suddenly felt that the man looked like a man. Seems like what happened to that guy in his family?"

Hey, don't even mention it, why is there something sinister about this matter?Because it happened more than 20 years ago, Dr. Liu only remembered that the man who delivered the baby was extremely good-looking, but he had completely forgotten what he looked like.But at this moment, the annihilated memory is like the tide of the sea. Dr. Liu seems to be vividly remembering the scene of more than 20 years: the man with a big belly struggled in sweat and blood and finally gave birth to a son with difficulty. A smile appeared on his face, and his eyebrows were unmistakable.

Damn, it really looks a lot like Tian Xiaoman in Da Zhuang's family!

Dr. Liu was suspicious. Could it be that Tian Xiaoman was the son of that man back then?Could it be such a coincidence?

Seeing Dr. Liu with a gloomy face and walking like flying, Da Zhuang was extremely depressed. He guessed in his heart that he hadn't done anything. He just had the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and he sold the house because of Xiaoman's urging. Now that he had some money in his pocket, Da Zhuang turned his heart and tried to lure Dr. Liu: "Hey, Dr. Liu, I can't ask you to help me for nothing. I know how to repay you! How about this, I will give you money." 500 yuan, okay? 600 yuan? 800 yuan? 1000 yuan? Is it okay? Doctor Liu, you can do it!"

Dr. Liu is a money fanatic. The last time Widow Hu took a cow away, his heart ached as if the flesh on the top of his heart had been gouged out. It had been in pain for two or three months. Hearing Da Zhuang's words, he suddenly He stopped all of a sudden.

When Da Zhuang saw Dr. Liu like this, he immediately grinned, "It's true that money can turn ghosts around."It seems that there is a door to this matter!

Dr. Liu thought about it silently in his heart. He remembered that when he delivered the man, he asked the man what was the matter with the fetus. The man replied that it was due to race. It seemed that they were a very magical nation. The legacy of man's intercourse with others, under extremely emotional circumstances, he would conceive like a woman.Tian Xiaoman looks so similar to that man that day. Is it possible that even if he is not the son of that man, he may be of the same strange race as that man.

Dr. Liu became greedy and decided to take a risk to make a fortune.Just bet Tian Xiaoman "Yes", then, without any other measures, he will naturally conceive a child. In that case, wouldn't the money be easily earned?If Tian Xiaoman is "no" and it doesn't matter if he can't conceive a child, then he will try to release him at that time, and it will be returned to Tian Dazhuang at worst.Moreover, I heard that Tian Dazhuang sold all the houses, thinking about going to other places to work after the next year, and everyone else will leave by then, is it still possible to ask for the money back because Tian Xiaoman is not pregnant with a child?

Dr. Liu stared at Da Zhuang and said, "2000 yuan."

Da Zhuang was originally a nonsense that he didn't expect much, but now seeing that Dr. Liu, who was ignored before, was like a zombie blowing up his body, not only replied, but also opened his mouth like a lion, he felt a little distressed about the money, and he was reluctant to bear the possibility of having a son His hope was just "Ah?!", and he hesitated there.

Seeing that Da Zhuang didn't respond, Dr. Liu began to lower the price like Da Zhuang raised the price just now: "One thousand eight? One thousand six? One thousand five? One thousand two! There can't be any less!"

Da Zhuang hurriedly rushed forward and said, "That's one thousand and two!"

So, a deal.

Dr. Liu decided to pretend to be a ghost.

He originally planned to give Tian Dazhuang a herbal medicine, but after a second thought, he rejected the idea.If Tian Xiaoman really has it and can boast about the efficacy of this herb, if not, Tian Dazhuang will come to the door to ask for an explanation.Why not just give Tian Dazhuang a little mystery, tell him that even if Tian Xiaoman is not pregnant, he can't rely on him, at most it's bad luck.

Dr. Liu lowered his voice mysteriously, and said: "Have you been to Qinglian Mountain not far from our village? There are several hot springs on the mountainside, and there is a crescent-shaped one. You took your boy with you on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year. My son went there to soak in the hot springs. By the way, if a meteor falls at this time, it will fall into the stomach of a person and transform into a human form. This is possible for both men and women, and it is said that the child conceived in this way is the reincarnation of the stars in the sky , very, very smart. Go try it, and don’t tell anyone.”

Da Zhuang was overjoyed when he heard that, and said, "Isn't the day after tomorrow the fifteenth day? Then I'll take Xiaoman and go there the day after tomorrow! Hey, but..." Da Zhuang suddenly thought of a question, and said, "What if there are no shooting stars that day?"

Dr. Liu said: "Then you should go again on the first day of the new year. Anyway, soaking in hot springs is not harmful to the human body, and it doesn't matter if you have more bubbles. Besides, you can do it in the hot pool at night when there are stars. Hehehe, it means you young people's physical strength Well, I can enjoy this beautiful blessing..."

Da Zhuang thinks about it too, if you can't do it once, go a few more times, as long as you can conceive a smart and cute baby, what's the point of running twice, the big deal is that I will carry Xiaoman on my shoulders!The Red Army is not afraid of the difficulty of the expedition!