Involuntary, black-bellied rivals are not easy to mess with

After eating and drinking enough, I yelled to the inside angrily: "Xiao Er, pay the bill!"

I saw the waiter from the shop rushing over, smiling at me and said: "Guest officer, you have eaten 65 gold in total!"

I took out the only photo of Grandpa Mao from my jeans pocket, slapped it heavily on the table, and said proudly: "Take it, you don't need to look for it!"

I think that although I don't have much culture, I have been in the society for many years anyway. If I want to deceive an ancient person, I think it will be very easy!

The waiter in the shop looked at Grandpa Mao on the table, and instead of taking it, he said flatteringly: "Guest officer, are you kidding me, although the paper is quite expensive nowadays, it is not as big as a palm." A piece of paper can be exchanged for a meal, not to mention what can your paper be used for like this!"

Hearing what the shop clerk said, I felt that the opportunity for me to show off had come, so I picked up Grandpa Mao, stood up with a sullen face, pointed at the portrait of Grandpa Mao and said to the shop clerk threateningly: " Haven’t seen this kind of banknotes before, so you sure don’t know who this person is? Speaking out scares you to death! This is the person who led the Chinese Red Army on the Long March of more than 5000 kilometers. This is the person who established the People's Republic of China, hum, don't say I didn't tell you, the paintings of this great man are hard to buy, today I'm in a good mood, I'll leave one for your store, you are lucky!" I said and threw one to the waiter in the store. After seeing the goods in his eyes, he was calmly waiting for the waiter to express his opinion!

The waiter at the shop showed a gloomy expression at this time, turned around and muttered: "Although your great man sounds like the same thing, we only accept gold here, not cultural relics! And I'm just a waiter, even if I There is no way to be the master of the heartbeat! You wait here, and I will let the shopkeeper come out to help you look!"

"Well, you go!" I nodded pretendingly, and I didn't show any timidity on my face, but I was thinking in my heart that as long as the waiter went in and called the shopkeeper, I would run away. Of course, I would still leave the hundred yuan bills to them Yes, am I the kind of person who eats for free?snort!

Unfortunately, I haven't implemented my plan yet, but when I saw a man who looked like a shopkeeper come out, the waiter looked back at me as if he was afraid that I would leave, and then ran to the shopkeeper to settle the matter. I explained the ins and outs to the shopkeeper, and by the way, I solemnly pointed to Grandpa Mao who I put on the table again!

The shopkeeper was wearing a dark straight dress. At this moment, the waiter told me what had happened, and he couldn't help but looked at me strangely, and then walked over slowly, squinting at me from bottom to top. , and then said: "It's because you don't pay for meals?"

Speaking of which, the face of the shopkeeper seems quite amiable, but just such a sentence, I just feel that the shopkeeper should not be an easy person to provoke, so I coughed, straightened my body again, and then said seriously: "How can I Will there be no money? Isn’t this money?” As I spoke, I solemnly nodded the hundred-yuan bills on the table with my fingers!

When the shopkeeper heard what I said, he laughed, and then said: "Hehe, this is the first time I have met a shopkeeper who dares to leave my mouth and eat with a piece of paper to send my guests away after so many years! "

Hearing the shopkeeper's gloomy words, my heart skipped a beat. Of course I would feel uneasy. After all, I am not familiar with this place. What if something happens to me?In other words, I don't know how the shopkeeper will deal with me!I thought about it for a long time, thinking whether I should be soft on the shopkeeper now, maybe the shopkeeper's kindness will let me go, but I also thought that I don't know anything about this, in case the shopkeeper is black-hearted and treats me as a slave What to do if you sell it!

After thinking about it like this, I began to sneak into my pockets, wanting to see if there was something very valuable here, even if it was a glass bead, but unfortunately there was nothing!

With my hands in the pockets of my jeans, I planned to use my novel writing skills to stun the shopkeeper, but at this moment, I thought of a method that is definitely good for time-travelers!