Big Devil Slime it's soft

The man across the table seemed to be frozen.

After a while, he coughed twice with an itchy throat.The index finger of the right hand resting on the wall of the cup is curled up.

Depend on.

A spoiled little devil.

Zhong Yu, in Wen Jin's words, is a skinny man without feelings.

From his mouth, you hardly hear a few human words, let alone do much human affairs.

Last year, a building caught fire in the North District, and the recorders rescued a stray dog ​​that had just been weaned.The dog had nowhere to go for a while, and was taken to the office by a very loving recorder girl.

When Zhong Yu happened to pass by, he saw the milk dog surrounded by a group of recorders like stars, and he naturally said a word——

"Have a hot pot?"

The tone was genuine and full of enthusiasm, which scared the little recorder girl to ask for leave in place, and fled with the dog at the speed of light.

Captain Zhong added with some regret: "Forget it, I don't have much meat."

Few people know that this kind of atmosphere breaker, who strives to make the hearts of those around him explode, was once a genius.

He has practiced the ability to be like a fish in water in various social situations, and he can analyze the subtext of thousands of words with a look or a sentence.

This ability made him extremely vigilant against all his emotional ups and downs.

[you do not like me. ]

Most people don't talk like that.

People have the instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. They prefer to hear praises and are unwilling to admit failures.

Children who don't know how to suppress their emotions tend to use "I" as the subject to express their needs because of the budding of self-awareness.

Who would use "you" as the subject?Someone who cares about you very much.

What does negative content represent?It means he thinks you have the right to judge him negatively.He is blurring his sense of proportion and getting closer to you.

Therefore, this simple sentence has a sticky ambiguity in anyone's ears.

The little devil has a bit of a demagogic instinct in his bones, Zhong Yu thought, he was caught by the trick because he didn't pay attention for a while.

However, his heart softened a little involuntarily, and it was rare for him to speak the truth.

"I don't hate you, really." Zhong Yu said.

Suspicion appeared in Qiu Qiu's eyes.

"Tsk, what expression do you have? When an adult says 'really', children can't question it. This is the rule." The king of Zhachang was unhappy, leaned back in his chair loosely, and said lazily: "Remember Are you there, baby?"

"..." Qiu Qiu became a little angry again!

"Eden is a virtual reality online community launched many years ago. With a special login device connected to the bracelet, you can join the community."

Zhong Yu pushed Coke aside, and started another topic: "After connecting to Eden, you will generate an avatar, and you can choose the landmarks in the community to be teleported there. Of course, it is not your real person, but The avatar you just set up."

He tilted his head and glanced at the light screen on the wall: "Just like what you just saw, the blue glowing figure in the video."

Qiu Qiu tried hard to digest the information and nodded.

"Any place with a landmark of Eden, even if it is a few stars away from you, can be teleported there in an instant. What you see, hear, and smell is almost consistent with reality."

As Zhong Yu spoke, his fingers lightly rubbed the water droplets on the surface of the Coke cup, his gaze lowered lazily: "They have an advertisement, how do you say it.... Stay at home and watch the starry sky?"

Qiu Qiu held the hamburger and opened his eyes wide: "Can I go anywhere? Can I go too?"

"A place with a landmark is fine. There are fees for museums and the like, which are very expensive." Zhong Yu said, "It's okay to go shopping in a small shop. If you like something, the shopkeeper will send it to you after paying... Eat exception."

Zhong Yu watched Qiu Qiu's eyes go from shining to extinguishing, which took only four words, and he couldn't help a little smile from the corner of his mouth.

"Food is not easy to send, there are too many variables."

Qiu Qiu's face was sullen, and he thought it's okay, anyway, I don't have any money, and I can't even afford the food on Tengluo Street.

Just as he was thinking, a new program was broadcast on the light screen.

The big golden carp occupies a strong corner of the screen, and various appetizing food images flash past frame by frame——

When the meat hits the grill pan, it suddenly shrinks, splashing a little gravy; the prawns fall into the steamer, the water vapor churns, and the shell turns from green to red; the clear hot oil is poured on the peppercorns, garlic cloves, and chili peppers, and there is a sizzling sound, spicy aroma Jumping, dipping into the purple eggplants arranged in flowers...

"Mengli Township!" The young couple at the next table were excited: "It's an advertisement for Mengli Township, oh my god, I'm hungry again!"

Before the words fell, the camera cut to a person.

"Hi everyone, I'm Feifei, a reporter from "Daily Weiyan"!" The girl smiled and said, "The famous chain restaurant 'Mengli Township' of the Alliance has entered Weiyan District. On the first day of opening, the business is booming! You can see me The long line behind you... what? Numbers are limited at ten o'clock!?"

The woman also made a shocked expression, and then smiled: "Just kidding! Feifei, how can I bear to stand outside and watch, of course—"

Everything in the picture, the girl is already sitting in the store with several people: "—I found someone who opened the back door for me!"

"Can you just open the back door?" The mouth corners of the couple at the next table twitched.

"Let me introduce!" Feifei in the video said, "These three are well-known two-star food reviewers, and they came to our Weiyan District specially for the newly opened Mengli Township. Teacher Jiang, Teacher Qian, and Teacher Meng, come to us Say hello to the audience!"

"Friends from Weiyan District, hello everyone, I'm Jiang Li, a food critic. Without further ado, let's see what delicious food is available in Mengli Township—"

"Ah." Qiu Qiu narrowed his eyes: "I've seen these people before."

Zhong Yu raised his eyebrows slightly: "What?"

"They scolded Xiaobai and beat him."

"..." Zhong Yu asked inexplicably, "Who is Xiaobai?"

"My friend." Qiu Qiu said.

"Your friend???" Zhong Yu repeated, pretending to be surprised.

With this attitude, Qiu Qiu pursed his mouth slightly, and unconsciously sped up his speech: "My friend, his name is Bai Xiaoxu. I sent him home, and he invited me to dinner. It was delicious. I also helped him, he Thank you very much, his landlord Grandma Zhou and Grandpa Luo are also very grateful to me, they gave you the milk powder, and you still drink it."

Zhong Yu propped his forehead and smiled for a long time, before closing his expression: "Well, how did you know each other?"

Qiu Qiu felt that he was serious, so he didn't bother with him anymore, so he roughly told what happened at the side gate of Mengli Township that day.

Zhong Yu has been listening patiently, waiting for him to finish before asking: "It's hard to eat?"

"I find it unpalatable." Qiu Qiu said, "But you humans seem to like it very much."

"That Xiaobai also finds it unpalatable, he is also a person, and he is also a commentator." Zhong Yu said.

"Yes," Qiu Qiu laughed: "He understands me very well, and I like him very much."

Zhong Yu was silent, not knowing what he was thinking, suddenly raised his wrist, and tapped the light screen.

Then put your left hand against the pinna.

Only then did Qiu Qiu notice that there was a small black earring on the guardian's earlobe.The finish is matte and not easily noticeable.

"Thirty." He said coldly, "Who is in the tea room?"

I don't know what was said there.

"Let him work overtime and keep an eye on that newly opened restaurant. What is it called Fish Village?" Zhong Yu said.

Qiu Qiu was stunned, what fishing village? ?

"Tsk," Zhong Yu frowned: "What's the problem, there's no problem. Dating? He looks like that and still dating? Get me back to work overtime... Who has the final say in Weiyan District?"

After that, he turned his gaze away, as if he had finished speaking.

Qiu Qiu looked at him stupidly.

...Humans still have looks that can't be dated?

Suddenly a bell rang at the door of the store, and the Heat Paradise ushered in a group of new customers.

Qiu Qiu looked over subconsciously, and found that the new guests were lively and dressed fancy.There was a tall and strong man who brought a stereo or something with him. Joyful BGM was playing around him, celebrating wherever he went.

A group of people first walked to a table of guests near the door.

The headed girl had paint on her face, golden scales on her body, and a fake fish tail behind her buttocks, holding a bunch of things with a bright smile: "Sir, ma'am, the opening of Mengli Township is here! As long as you are here A commemorative book with a good review is our best friend in Mengli Township, and you can get a signature dish exchange coupon! With the coupon, you don’t have to worry about queuing up, and you don’t need basic consumption to use the coupon! Sir, madam, would you like to help?”

The guests at that table were obviously very willing, looking flattered, not only discussing how to write good reviews, but also picking and choosing among the various handmade stickers brought by Miss Carp, trying to post the most beautiful blessing.Everyone looked at the door eagerly, and someone in the publicity team held hydrogen balloons, distributed them table by table, and introduced the event to everyone.

The clerks of Heat Paradise had noticed them a long time ago, but firstly, it was past meal time and the store was not busy, and secondly, Mengli Township was too far away from their location, and there could be no competition, so they ignored them.

Not only that, but there are also two shop assistants who sneaked out, wanting to get the title of "best friend" and prostitute a famous signature dish for free.

For a while, the heat paradise turned out to be like a new year, and everyone was beaming.

"Can I deliver food after I write it?" Qiu Qiu looked at the jammed paper in his hand.

"Yes~" The girl dressed as a crayfish waved her pincers: "Choose one of our signatures, come and eat anytime!"

Qiu Qiu was really moved!The smelly ones are also edible!

Crayfish bent down and blinked mysteriously: "Tell the handsome guy quietly, if the writing is good and the stickers are beautiful, we will give you two more coupons, and you can have a free meal with your friends! This gentleman Are you together too..."

She looked at the man across from her.

Zhong Yu glanced at her lazily.

The crayfish became visibly cramped, and moved its mouth twice, but it couldn't be handed out no matter what.

At this time, there was a sudden sound that didn't suit the atmosphere from the front right of them.

There were two young girls sitting at that table before, and now they raised their voices and said unhappily, "Why, can't you leave a bad review?"

"No, if you have any comments, you can communicate with us first..."

"No communication, dissatisfaction, no writing." Another short-haired girl slapped the jammed paper on the table: "I stood in line for three hours yesterday, and it tasted like that. It's not good to eat something during this time with this money. It's only fools who come forward."

"Who are you calling a fool?" The people at the table next to them got angry.

These words almost scolded everyone in the store, but anyone with a normal emotional intelligence could not tell the embarrassment and embarrassment, as if his elated behavior just now was very low and ignorant.

"Whoever should be a fool," the girl rolled her eyes: "How many days has this shop been blowing up, everywhere I go, it's annoying to look at. What are you doing? Why are you crying?"

The carp man's face was flushed, she was in a hurry, but she was indeed about to cry, and said in a low voice, "Miss sister..."

"Who is your sister." The girl reached out and pushed her annoyedly.Unexpectedly, the carp's body was heavily decorated, sprained its ankle, and fell heavily.

"Fuck! What are you doing!"

"Eat a meal and feel superior. We all think it's delicious, but you insist on being special, little brat."

"It was intentional. Whose money did you take? I think you are the only one who has a problem..."

The situation took a sudden turn for the worse, and the two girls were accused almost instantly.Some people helped the carp, some surrounded them and scolded them, and some took pictures of them.

The two of them had never seen such a posture before, their faces immediately paled a little, and they stuck to each other, afraid: "What are you doing? Can't I say a word? I just don't, I'm not satisfied..."

The negative words immediately aroused a greater wave of condemnation, and the anger almost involved the entire store.

Qiu Qiu looked left and right dumbfounded, and didn't understand why there was such a quarrel.

A dazzling white light suddenly flashed outside the glass curtain wall, followed by the sound of muffled thunder, and the heavy rain suddenly poured down, making the space quiet for a moment.

Qiu Qiu subconsciously looked out because of the lightning, but seemed to see a familiar figure holding something towards the store.

"noob?"

The figure turned around and ran, running very fast, almost disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Qiu Qiu stood up and rushed out of the store: "Xiaobai—"

The rain was pouring, and the water splashed inward at the door of the store.

Qiu Qiu hated water, he hesitated half-stretched his legs when he wanted to chase out, and was suddenly held down by his shoulders.

"Brother Zhong Yu." Qiu Qiu turned around and said blankly, "I seem to have seen Xiao Bai."

Another bolt of lightning strikes, illuminating Zhong Yu's deep face.

He said calmly: "Yes. I see, don't go out."

In the end, the farce didn't go too far, Zhong Yu kicked the mast in the middle of the amusement facility, and showed the administrator's ID in the silence.

The palm-sized blue projection was like a freezing spell, and everyone died down immediately, and was educated one by one by the recorders who arrived in time.

But Qiu Qiu was unhappy.

Heat Paradise had to close early when this happened, but he hadn't eaten enough burgers yet.

Fortunately, when they were about to leave, a store clerk stopped them, probably to thank Qiu Qiu brand rice bucket for taking care of their business all night, and asked him if he wanted to take away the leftover food in the store.

This kind of proposal is actually quite rude, but Qiu Qiu's look of "wanting to eat even if he is not full" is too obvious, the clerk was bewitched by him, and came over to ask coyly.

"Is it possible!" Qiu Qiu's eyes lit up.

"Of course," the clerk breathed a sigh of relief: "There's still a lot left today, and our staff can't finish it all. If you don't want it, just waste it."

What the clerk didn't say was that part of the wasted food was done by the store manager.

Because Qiu Qiu ate too fast, their back kitchen was in a hurry, so the store manager emptied the freezer with a wave of his hand, just in time to clear the inventory, and buy new goods tomorrow...

Never thought.

harm.

Qiu Qiu brought three big bags of hamburgers of various colors, and asked curiously, "Do you have unsalable food every day?"

"No." The clerk bent his eyes and smiled: "Sometimes there are not many left, and they will be fed to stray cats and dogs nearby."

On the way back, Zhong Yu didn't drive on the empty track on the second floor, and returned to Tengluo Street in the East District smoothly all the way.

Qiu Qiu was thoughtful the whole time.

"If I open a store..." Qiu Qiu asked, "Would I be able to eat the things I can't sell?"

"Yeah," Zhong Yu said casually, "then you went bankrupt."

"I still have fifteen stores." Qiu Qiu said.

Zhong Yu laughed out loud: "Ah, then you are so rich."

After all, the car turned a corner, Zhong Yu stopped teasing him, and said casually: "If you like it, drive it, and invest some money to buy a landmark of Eden. You don't need to pay rent for your own shop, and the cost is not much. Yi Most of Dian’s store income does not depend on selling things, but on live broadcast rewards, as long as your store is interesting, no matter how unpalatable the food is, people will buy it.”

It's good that Qiu Qiu was still moved by the guardian in the first half, but when he heard the last sentence, the emotion disappeared.

"It's not bad." Qiu Qiu was not happy: "And it's the proprietress' steamed stuffed bun, I didn't make it."

As he said that, Qiu Qiu felt a little sad: "I've finished eating today, there's nothing left."

After the car was quiet for a while, Zhong Yu said, "So many burgers can't keep your mouth shut? What's so special about the proprietress?"

Qiu Qiu thought for a while and said seriously, "It's different."

"Row."

Zhong Yu patted the steering wheel, and the Great Gu King landed with a bang, then rushed into the courtyard gate of the white building, and pressed wildly in the weeds in the front yard.

Qiu Qiu was so shaken that he almost hit the windshield, finally stopped, and suddenly, Zhong Yu got out of the driver's seat.

The door was slammed shut.

Is he angry?

Qiu Qiu was a little uneasy, pursed his lips, and opened the door on his side, just in time to see the back of Zhong Yu striding into the room.

After hesitating for a moment, Qiu Qiu decided to leave the guardian alone, and dragged out his three bags of hamburgers from the back seat with difficulty.

As soon as he entered the door, the living room was brightly lit, the kitchen lights were also on, and there was a buzzing sound.

Qiu Qiu was stunned, rubbed off his shoes at the door, and ran into the kitchen barefoot.

The guardian turned his back to the door, turned on a black square heater, and there were two white boxes on the countertop to his right.Qiu Qiu leaned over to take a look and recognized it as an egg.

"There are only a few eggs left at home, and you have ruined everything else." Zhong Yu glanced at him, flicked his wrist, and picked out two eggs.I didn't see how he moved. After a slight knocking sound, the egg liquid was already filled in the white porcelain bowl.

"... just make do with it." He said.

Qiu Qiu didn't even blink his eyes, only felt that the guardian's actions were like magic.

The egg liquid was stirred up by chopsticks, and the bowl was orange-yellow in color.A tall black plate-shaped thing was placed on the heater, and Zhong Yu poured some oil into it, soaking the surface of the plate, and after a while the heat became slightly scorching.

When the seasoned egg liquid was poured, there was a sound of stabbing in the pot, Qiu Qiu's head got closer and closer, wishing he could fall into the pot and be pushed away by Zhong Yu's slap.

"Oil splashed on face."

Zhong Yu's tone was slightly impatient, but he didn't seem to be angry. After Qiu Qiu observed it, he gradually became more courageous.

"It doesn't matter if it gets splashed," Qiu Qiu said.

Zhong Yu pushed him a few times, and felt that this guy was like a big sticky cake that couldn't understand human language. In the end, he had no choice but to tie a sandbag to the left hand holding the handle of the pot and continue to stir fry.

There are no other dishes today, only scrambled eggs, and he didn't scramble the eggs too much.The oil is hot, and the egg liquid is gently fiddled with the center of the pot, and after a while it becomes a loose circle.

He took out the egg, and the bright yellow fluffy surface looked fluffy and soft, so tender that it seemed to be oozing juice.

"Don't eat it now." Zhong Yu tapped Qiu Qiu's hand with the handle of the spatula, and put the egg on the warming shelf aside.

Qiu Qiu's eyes were almost glued to the bowl of eggs, and he was in a daze.

A smile appeared in Zhong Yu's eyes, and he took another pot to fill in the water.

Put the rock sugar in to cook, and when the water boils, bubbles will appear, and the egg that has been beaten into the spoon is slowly put down, and the spoon shakes slightly to maintain its round shape.Three eggs go down, and the little ball floats up and down.

Qiu Qiu was stunned, and completely let go, watching the guardian make another steamed egg that was filtered through a strainer three times, remove the egg white and leave only the yolk, add water, pour in large oil and stir-fry. Mushy "yolk eggs".

"Can I eat it?" Qiu Qiu has asked No. 18 times, feeling so hungry that he is about to dehydrate.

The languid guardian didn't even finish. He dug out a bag of white powder from the cabinet, sliced ​​the freshly boiled hard-boiled eggs, dipped them in the powder, and deep-fried them in a frying pan.

"What's the hurry?" Zhong Yu bit a chopstick in his mouth while checking whether the salt and pepper jar had expired, and said vaguely, "I'm not your proprietress."

"You are." Qiu Qiu hooked his shoulders tightly, "You are the boss!"

The author has something to say:

Three Zero: What fish village?Oh, it's Dream Carp Township.

The person in charge of Eden's advertising department: "Look all over the starry sky" without leaving home! ?It's "Visiting the Stars"! ! !fuck you! !