Attack him ahead of time crazy [rebirth]

"when" "when" "when"...

Jiang Chen raised the kitchen knife and struck Jiang Guo on the head...

……

Liu Feng woke up suddenly.

"when" "when" "when"...

The familiar sound that I haven't heard for a long time... the sound of chopping meat...

"Old Jiang..." Liu Feng pushed Jiang Tianmao who was narrating in fear, Jiang Tianmao muttered and turned over.

Liu Feng: "..." At critical moments, men are unreliable.

Liu Feng got out of bed quietly, opened the door and went out, looked in the direction of the kitchen, and saw Jiang Chen was chopping meat with his back to her.

Liu Feng gritted her teeth, did she fall ill again?

What is wrong with chopping meat when one falls ill?

Liu Feng thought for a while, then quietly went back to the bedroom.

She'd better not go over to recruit him, it would be bad if she got sick and chopped her up with a knife.

……

Jiang Chen is proficient at chopping meat now. After all, practice makes perfect, and the chopping of this meat is getting more and more proficient.

After chopping the meat, the next step is to adjust the stuffing.

"Don't eat green onions, don't eat ginger...you can't put monosodium glutamate, by the way, you can't have shrimp skins, and you need fungus... fungus..."

Jiang Chen rummaged through the box and found the fungus, how to eat it?

After looking at the instructions, Jiang Chen poured a bag of fungus into a basin filled with cold water.

I need some food...

Jiang Chen chopped up all the vegetables he could find in the refrigerator and put them in.

Wonton wrappers...

Jiang Chen searched for a long time but couldn't find the wonton wrapper.

Last time there was a pack of wonton wrappers in the refrigerator and he just used them to wrap them, but now there are no more in the refrigerator, what should I do?

"Brother, are you going to make small wontons for me again?"

Jiang Chen followed the sound and saw Jiang Guo at the kitchen door looking at him with big eyes blinking.

Jiang Chen looked him up and down, and frowned: "Why are you naked?"

Jiang Guo clamped her legs tightly, clutching her penis, her face flushed, "I... I... my pants... fell off..."

"Pants fell off?" Well, why did you drop your pants?

Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows suddenly, "Jiang Guo, are you bedwetting?"

"Are you the only one who wets the bed?" Jiang Guo retorted loudly, "Children only wet the bed. I'm so old that I don't wet the bed..."

"Hahahahahahaha..." Jiang Chen laughed loudly, "Oh my god, I still wet the bed at such an age... Hahahahaha..."

Tears of being mocked and humiliated slowly accumulated in Jiang Guo's eyes, sobbing: "Xiaochen, you are too bad, I will never play with you again."

"Hahaha..." Jiang Chen picked up his phone and pointed at Jiang Guo, "Come on, let me take a picture of you and smile."

Jiang Guo immediately put away her tears and tilted her head to the camera and smiled: "Is this okay?"

Jiang Chen took a few photos with a simmering smile. If Jiang Guo displays these photos on the big screen when he gets married, will Jiang Guo be mad?

"I'll take a look, I'll take a look." Jiang Guo leaned over to look at the photos.

Jiang Chen put his phone away and said with a straight face, "Look at that, put on your pants and go."

"Hmph." Jiang Guo snorted heavily, turned around and left.

"Wait a minute." Jiang Chen suddenly stopped him.

"Why?" Jiang Guo's eyes widened.

"Will you meet?" Jiang Chen asked.

"Yes." Jiang Guo tilted her head, "I often watch the nanny and auntie make a face-to-face meeting, Xiaochen, don't you know how to make a face-to-face meeting? Then you are too stupid."

"You will?" Jiang Chen felt that it was not very reliable, but he had no other choice now, so he would just be a living horse doctor, "Okay, then you teach me."

"Okay, okay." Jiang Guo was excited. This was his first time being a teacher for someone else.

"The flour is here." Jiang Guo pointed to the cabinet taller than him and said to Jiang Chen.

He often watched the nanny aunt take flour from here.

Jiang Chen took out the flour and poured it into the basin.

"Then add water." Jiang Guo instructed him again.

"How much more?" Jiang Chen asked.

"Hmm..." Jiang Guo thought for a while, "If I say stop, you stop." That's what the nanny told her when her mother met.

Jiang Chen looked at Jiang Guo in surprise, this little thing must be a genius.

Facts have proved that Jiang Guo is indeed a genius... It's impossible.

Jiang Chen looked at the batter in the basin, and stared at Jiang Guo: "What now?"

"It's because I added too much water." Jiang Guo said calmly, "Just add more flour, Xiao Chen, you are too stupid."

Jiang Chen: "..."

If there is too much flour, add water, if there is too much water, add noodles...

After so many repetitions, a piece of dough was finally produced.

"Oh." Jiang Guo sighed, "Xiaochen, you are not like me at all. I am so smart, how can I have such a stupid brother like you?"

Jiang Chen couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked his ass: "Put on your pants, you are so smart and still wet the bed..."

Jiang Guo cried and went back to the room to put on his pants. He is so old that he doesn't wet the bed.

Jiang Chen tossed and tossed for a long time and finally tossed out the wonton wrapper. Although it was a bit thick and the shape was a bit irregular, it could at least wrap it.

As soon as Jiang Chen turned around, he saw a pool of dark things...

Jiang Chen couldn't hold back: "Damn it, is this fungus mature?"

Then a small bag of fungus soaked in a pool...

……

Jiang Chen was busy from three o'clock in the morning until dawn and finally cooked a pot of wontons when the whole family got up.

This time the wontons met Yan Fei's requirements, the only downside was that they didn't use broth.

He decided on a whim that there was no broth at home, so next time he would definitely think of using broth to cook for Xueba.

"What does it smell like? It smells so good?" Jiang Tianmao was drunk last night, and when he woke up at dawn, he could smell such a scent, and his index finger twitched.

"Xiao Chen made wontons." Jiang Guo, who was dressed, sat at the dining table shaking his legs, with his special small bowl and spoon in front of him.

"You're making wontons again?" Jiang Tianmao thought it was quite fresh, and called to Jiang Chen in the kitchen, "Give me a bowl."

This time Jiang Chen was not stingy, he really gave Jiang Tian Maosheng a bowl, and stood by and watched him eat.

Jiang Tianmao finally ate the wonton made by his son, and he was very touched, but he hesitated to bite it down.

This wonton is not inedible, but it is definitely not delicious. Once you taste it, you know that there is no onion and ginger, and it has no taste at all. All these miscellaneous dishes are in it, so it can't be called wonton. It should be called dumplings.

And the wonton wrappers are so thick, it's hard for his son to cook them well.

"Delicious." Jiang Tianmao gave Jiang Chen a thumbs up, "I didn't expect my son to have this talent."

Liu Feng came out just in time to hear this, and saw Jiang Guo eating there with great relish, so she couldn't tell what she felt.

"Come on, come and taste Jiang Chen's wontons." Jiang Tianmao greeted Liu Feng.

Liu Feng didn't want to eat at all, she was afraid that something wrong would happen if she ate it.

What if Jiang Chen's madness spreads?

But Jiang Tianmao even put a spoonful of Chaos into her mouth and fed it to her, so Liu Feng could only open his mouth to eat.

Jiang Chen looked at Liu Feng, waiting for her comment.

Jiang Tianmao also winked at her, telling her to say something nice.

Liu Feng reluctantly swallowed the worst wonton she had ever eaten in her life, and asked Jiang Chen with a smile, "Don't you know if it's good or not?" Don't know how to taste it?

Jiang Chen let out a "huh" and didn't bother to talk to her. His family's Xueba likes to eat this flavor, can you control it?

Jiang Guo ate wontons quietly all morning, but her eyes rolled around, until she saw the nanny coming downstairs from Jiang Chen's room with a change of sheets and clothes, and she yelled: "Auntie, you hug me!" Is it the sheets from my brother's house?"

"That's right." The nanny started laughing when she heard this.

"What's wrong?" Liu Feng asked suspiciously.

Before the nanny could speak, Jiang Guo had already climbed off the chair and ran over, pulled the sheet from the nanny's hand and lifted it, and then said wow: "Xiaochen, did you wet the bed?"

Everyone looked over at the same time, and saw a circle of water stains on the light yellow bed sheet with a white cartoon bear, which looked like urine.

Jiang Tianmao: "..."

Liu Feng: "..."

Jiang Chen: "..." This crap stuffed his bed-wetting sheet into his room?

Jiang Guo was still triumphant: "Xiao Chen, it's too embarrassing for you to wet the bed at such an age."

"But my mother said that one should be kind, so I won't laugh at you."

Liu Feng: "..." She Guoguo has learned how to frame her, but this method of frame-up is too low-level, only Jiang Guo in the whole family can use this bed sheet.

At this moment, she didn't know whether she should be relieved or not.

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