I really just want to retire

The boarding process was relatively smooth, because many fans were standing guard at the airport due to the live broadcast, and finally went directly to the VIP channel amidst the crowd.

On the seat, Fu Zizhan rubbed his ears that were a little tinnitus from the screams. Fans from various families gathered together. One can imagine the power. He even heard his own name for a moment.

But what people seem to be saying is whether it is possible to transfer nonsense? ?

Listen to what kind of nonsense this question is asking, how can you transfer what you have said.

The live broadcast had already stopped when they were about to board the plane, and now everyone was sitting in their seats and whispering in twos and threes.

Quan Junwu was sitting next to Fu Zizhan, he was full of worry: "I don't know what happened to love?"

Fu Zizhan suggested: "You can telepathize with it."

Quan Junwu laughed out loud: "You first demonstrate."

Fu Zizhan performed some tricks on the spot, and successfully made Quan Junwu, who was full of worries, laugh, "You are very interesting, young man."

Fu Zizhan said solemnly: "Small meaning!"

After Quan Junwu finished laughing, he asked jokingly, "How do you feel about being different from your family?"

Fu Zizhan made a deep expression: "I haven't finished sensing yet." In fact, he was just about to ask.

Quan Junwu's face seemed to be teasing a child's house: "Then you can help me by the way and ask how my family's love is doing?"

Fu Zi cut his head, it's a trivial matter.

Then he turned around and contacted his own system, "Where have you been?"

A nonsensical mechanical voice sounded in Fu Zizhan's mind instantly: "Let's go out of the city."

"Why does your voice sound helpless? What's the matter? The program crew abused you? The director of the song is no longer a man?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Director Qu sneezed twice. ? ? ?

who?Who is scolding him?Don't let him know!

Otherwise, don't blame him for not being a man!

……

No nonsense denial: "Do I look like I will be abused?"

The sound of the machine is very exciting, it is a famous system in the fast travel game, what's the matter if it is abused by people in the small world!

"Oh, it's good that you haven't been abused, so what's wrong with you?"

The dubious voice was even more helpless: "It's nothing, I'm just surrounded by love."

Fu Zizhan, who was sitting in the seat, raised his eyebrows frivolously, and raised his gossip soul: "Oh~ Is there a dog communicating with love? Or... a human?"

dubious:"……"

Hello!Uncle policeman?This is the man!He wades/yellow! , Find him a prison for two days, not the kind who can't let him out by reciting the mantra!

"Are you kidding me, whose dog is it?"

"That short leg and the hole are small."

short legs? ? ?

"You mean love?"

Nonsense: "It's called love? I don't remember."

Fu Zizhan's earnest education: "You can't just remember other girls, this is sex discrimination."

The dubious mechanical voice sounded again: "Although, I am just an artificial intelligence, without gender."

"Oh, then please close your eyes if you have no gender, I don't want to see dog pictures when I check the memory."

No Three No Four seems to want to say something, but its host has already gone to communicate with the outside world, temporarily interrupting the conversation.

The announcement of take-off sounded on the radio. After checking his seat belt and the small table, Quan Junwu turned to Fu Zizhan and asked with a smile, "How is it? The telepathy is over?"

Fu Zizhan nodded: "Well, we had a chat."

Quan Junwu became interested: "Really? Then what did you communicate with? How is our family's love?"

Fu Zizhan knew everything: "It's very good, and... I have gained love!"

Quan Junwu was stunned for a moment, as if he hadn't thought of the answer, and the next second he burst into laughter, causing Kong Shuang and Zou Ruolin in front of him to turn their heads to look over.

Kong Shuang smiled curiously: "Brother Quan, what are you laughing at?"

Quan Junwu laughed so hard that tears almost came out: "Zi Zhan said that he felt our family's love and reaped love. Do you think it's funny?"

Kong Shuang also became interested: "Really? That kid, you feel our little one, what is it doing?"

Fu Zizhan had the expression of a spear version of a magic stick: "It also reaped love."

"Hahahahahaha..."

Quan Junwu laughed louder, and Kong Shuang also laughed, just thinking that this good-looking amateur boy had an extraordinarily humorous soul, teasing them.

Fu Zizhan looked at Kong Shuang who had already turned around. The other party might become a grandmother without knowing it.

Forget it, the truth is in the hands of a few people.

You and other mortals don't understand, he doesn't blame them!

The mileage of four to 10 minutes passed quickly, and the flight attendant had just prompted the plane to take off for a short time before prompting that the plane had begun to descend.

When they got out of the airport, the dogs hadn't arrived yet, and the ones that ran on the ground couldn't be faster than those that could go to the sky.

After a group of six people came out of the airport, they were taken to a bus, so that they could sit and wait.

In the car, Jiang Kang looked left and right: "Why do I have a bad feeling? Why don't you just go to the house and wait, don't you want to go down?"

Zhuang Qun nodded in agreement: "What a coincidence, I also have an ominous premonition."

Everyone looked at Qu Jiancheng, who was sitting at the front, and Qu Jiancheng looked innocent, "Don't you miss your dogs very much? Are you not happy to see them here for the first time?"

Quan Junwu, as the most senior among them, was the first to question: "Really? I don't believe it, unless you swear."

Qu Jiancheng lazily raised his right hand: "Well, I swear, if I lie, you will be hit with thunder."

Everyone: "..."

Alright, it's basically confirmed, they still have to go down, and they don't know which corner they will be pulled into.

……

The live broadcast did not start, and it is said that it will have to wait until after the meeting.

Fu Zizhan leaned on the seat idly, knocked on his own system: "Where have you been?"

Reply in seconds: "I don't know, I don't know the way."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He forgot that his family's unreliable system is actually a half-way idiot.

When he was speechless, the mechanical voice sounded again: "I don't want to take the car anymore, can I go back?"

There was no ups and downs in Fu Zizhan's tone: "Do you want to perform the golden hair disappearing technique?"

Then he was dragged to slice for research!

The nonsensical mechanical voice was helpless: "The atmosphere inside is too spicy for the eyes."

Fu Zizhan's soul of gossip ignited: "What? The exchange of love has started again? Love is so passionate!"

I can't tell, that little guy of Love has short legs and is quite energetic.

"No, it's Erha and Ten Thousand"

"Oh~~~", Fu Zizhan raised his voice, "A couple again?"

Congratulations, what is this program called "One Person, One Dog"? It can be called "Dog Marriage Shop".

"But you are sexist and don't admit it, people call it longevity"

The mechanical voice said faintly, "Oh, I really want to kill someone."

"..."

"When you are bored, please don't watch movies about robots taking over the world, please maintain love and peace!"

"Robot killing is the same crime as ordinary people!"

dubious:"……"

Its host doesn't understand it anymore, let's untie it!

The two hours of waiting was much longer than the few 10 minutes on the plane. When the guests gradually lost their patience, the fur kids came slowly.

I don't know when the live broadcast has quietly started. There are not many people at the moment, and the barrage is sparse.

【Look at what I brushed up】

[Look at the beauty, Shuangshuang's mother is here! 】

[I'm different. I'm here to see my husband. Fu Zizhan, our child is about to be born. Remember to come back to me! 】

[Shameless in front, give me a bowl of Luozi soup, as long as I am still alive, you will never give birth to half a child! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L 】

[Hahaha my husband is here for you, or I'll be no-nonsense! 】

[I want a long life!My parents are about to come out, I heard its voice]

[It's hard for Erha to stay for so long, I don't know if he dismantled the car]

The audience heard the sound on the barrage, and the guests naturally heard it too. The door of the bus listening was opened.

A husky rushed into Jiang Kang's arms with a roar. It was very touching to hug one person and one dog.

Fu Zizhan glanced at it, didn't he reap love?Why don't you wait for your daughter-in-law?

Changshou used practical actions to prove what a father Baogou is. Once he has an old father, he forgets about a new daughter-in-law.

After all the dogs got out of the car, he slowed down slowly, with the word calm written all over his body.

Fu Zizhan squatted down and shook the dog's paw, looked at the couple next to him, "Do you want to hug too?"

He twitched his paw nonchalantly: "No, when we separated, you liked to answer and ignore me, but you can't afford me now."

"..."

"Okay, it looks like you did a good job studying the culture of this world on the way."

Qu Jiancheng didn't give them too much time to reunite, so he packed them in one car and started the next trip.

The bus drove for a long time, and some people finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Kong Shuang's face was a bit ugly, she seemed to be suffering from motion sickness: "How long is it until Director Qu arrives?"

Qu Jiancheng didn't turn his head: "It's coming soon", his tone can be said to be very indifferent.

The atmosphere was a little stiff, Quan Junwu came out to smooth things over, and said jokingly: "Director Qu, you don't think you want to sell us, do you? It's been ten years since we started buying and selling people."

Qu Jiancheng's voice is not as nasty as it used to be, inexplicably weak: "You guys are not worth the rest of my life, I..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a loud "vomit" in front of him. The sound was so loud that it seemed that he had vomited out the food from the previous night.

The car was instantly quiet.

Everyone stared at that figure in tacit understanding.

Fu Zizhan covered his nose silently, keeping everything in silence.

Why bother, running so far, I can't bear it first, this is probably the legend of harming others and eventually harming myself.

This loud vomit not only silenced everyone in the car, but also the bullet screen for a moment.

In the next second, it returned to normal, scrambling to squeeze onto the screen, and the discussions continued one after another.

[Who threw up? ? ?This amount sounds a bit big! 】

[Don't talk about the previous ones, the screen is out, I want to Yue]

[According to insiders, Director Qu Jiancheng suffered from motion sickness. 】

【so……】

[Hahahahaha, it can't be really a song director, can it? 】

[This is... Every cause must have its fruit, and my retribution is me? ? ? 】

[Laughing, I kill myself! 】

[To be honest, the camera shakes so much that I almost vomit, I don’t know how the people in the car can stand it]

There is no camera in the staff area, and netizens rely on guesswork, but the three people become a tiger is not just a joke, it will come true when it is said.

A real-time headline quietly climbed to the tail of the hot search [Qu Jiancheng did it on his own]

Netizens tricked by the title: "???"

【I thought he did something utterly unconscionable, and it turned out... that's it? ? ? 】

[Today is also the day when the title party wins]

[Good guy, this title started, the editor came out of the shocking department, right?]

[Hahaha, although, it's really funny, that sound was more than just the overnight meal]

【It is said that the meal after the night is no longer a meal, it is...】

[Fuck!Upstairs you are disgusting! 】

[While I was eating snacks, I silently withdrew my hand holding the potato chips, thank you for helping me lose weight, with a smiling face.jgp]

When "One Person, One Dog" started broadcasting, the director liked to mention the first trending search, which is considered a good marketing, and it was the kind that didn't cost money.

It was Qu Jiancheng who sat in front, his heart ashamed.

A plastic bag in his hand dangled with the car, and the other staff beside him quietly moved their buttocks, especially Jin Xiao, who was closest to Qu Jiancheng.

As long as he remained calm and careful enough, Director Qu wouldn't notice anything.

He's such an ordinary little clever ghost!