I really just want to retire

In the afternoon, the glaring sun shines on the ground, and the shadows of the buildings are reflected in the courtyard. The temperature is not so high that it is unbearable, but the impetuous afternoon always makes people feel a little tired.

The entire space was filled with sleepiness and absolute silence. In the next second, the quiet atmosphere was interrupted, the door of the villa was opened, and Fu Zizhan walked out from inside. Apart from the camera, three dogs followed behind him.

The big golden retriever next to him raised his head, his big eyes were full of anticipation, he was heartless standing next to one person, one system, one person and one system, the posture of the rows was unknown, maybe he thought they had an appointment for a group fight, everything was over Yes, the formation is all set up, just waiting for the opponent to enter the field, and you can feel their damn oppression immediately.

Actually, it's just that...

Wait for the express delivery.

As early as 10 minutes ago, Fu Zizhan, who had just woken up from his lunch break, received a call. The courier asked if anyone at home wanted to deliver the goods to the door.

In fact, he often received such calls during this period. Although he didn't buy anything, who made the home have a barrier-free Internet access system.

In the past, the courier was basically signed by Uncle Liu when he was there, and he would be told where to put it and it would be over.

Then a system that understands it will take advantage of the absence of outsiders and dismantle it by itself. In fact, he often doesn't know what he bought for his unlucky system.

The delivery man came very quickly and drove a large van. After Fu Zizhan stepped forward to check the information briefly, he saw that the courier moved down one, two, three...

A bunch of couriers.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

It is necessary to limit the money spent by the children in the family. Although they spend their own notification fees, too many rubbish things tend to take up space, and it is easy to hurt the eyes when looking at them.

Uncertain paws paw on the express box twice, and the mechanical voice tried to explain: "These are all for use! They are not mine!!"

It is a system that takes the overall situation into consideration. Isn't this the program that will be recorded in the next two days?No matter what, I have to decorate the house symbolically, and the three children don't have any clothes, so it's not good to see a large audience like this.

To sum up, it really thought too much about this home, but it didn't expect these couriers to be delivered so slowly. It thought it would arrive yesterday. After all, it still underestimated the logistics speed of this world.

In a few minutes, a bunch of courier boxes were moved into the hall. As soon as Fu Zizhan sat down, he saw a close-up of the camera. Although the close-up was of some courier boxes, he paid special attention to privacy and avoided those deliveries single exposed.

But the information contained in this small action is simply too obvious, nothing more than...

Take it apart and see! !

In the era of information development, the themes of short videos are various, and there is no shortage of unboxing videos. Where Fu Zizhan didn't see it, the barrage is also screaming to watch.

Fu Zizhan glanced sideways at the big golden retriever that was in front of it. To be honest, he didn't want to open it.

Judging from the things brought out by the unlucky system during this period, there are probably only one or two items in this pile that are highly practical.

Originally, he just wanted to pile them together and let his own system run on his own. Of course, he had to pack up the things he bought.

but……

Fu Zizhan glanced at the camera and then at his own system. After a few seconds, he got up and was about to find a handy tool. The situation was already like this.

When he came back after finding the knife, the three dogs had already sat in a row, and the big golden retriever had the brightest eyes among them.

It is probably the mentality of old shoppers. They know what is inside the express delivery, but they still look forward to it when they unpack it.

As for the other two dogs, they just like to follow suit and join in the fun.

The hall of the villa was very quiet, only the sound of a knife slicing through the tape could be heard for a while.

The first box was opened, and a big hand with well-defined and good-looking bones took out a colorful thing from it, which looked like a piece of clothing.

Fu Zizhan's hand holding the bag paused, for some reason, he didn't really want to open it to take a closer look, and had the urge to throw it out.

Thinking about it this way, throwing it is naturally impossible. Looking at the camera next to it, the close-up is almost in his hand.

The sound of unpacking the bags was heard, and this colorful thing finally showed the whole picture in front of everyone.

A set of big flower shirt and big flower pants, colorful beach style, actually it is normal, what is not normal is...

There is a huge golden retriever dog's head on the front chest of the flowered shirt, and there are two dog's heads on the left and right on the two trouser legs of the flowered pants.

Fu Zizhan, who saw the whole picture clearly: "..."

Sure enough, my intuition was right, I should have thrown it out just now! !

Squatting aside as a dog's head, the dog's nonsense, opened his eyes wide and tried to explain: "I bought this specially for you, how beautiful! Your clothes are too old-fashioned, and now retired grandparents are all after Fashion, if you are too backward, you won’t be able to blend in~”

It is really a good understanding system!

Fu Zizhan pulled the corner of his mouth, and let out a cold voice: "Then what about this dog's head?"

Hearing this, the nonchalant and big eyes turned slightly to the side, inexplicably with a guilty conscience: "I'm not... I took a closer look and found that the shop can actually be customized, and printing photos only needs It’s a good deal for an extra five dollars, isn’t it?”

For this arithmetic problem, a certain system only got a "huh" from its own host.

The communication in the sea of ​​one person, one system cannot be heard by outsiders, and the fans on the screen are already laughing hard...

【Good guy, isn't this dog head a bit too eye-catching [狗头][狗头][狗头]】

[It turns out that Brother Fu likes to wear such clothes in private? 】

[Sister, I don’t know, my husband has a lot of clothes like this, and I bought most of them for him]

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha custom made?Gou Tou is neither three nor four!right? 】

[Get a new idea, I also want to make one from my family]

[I didn't see anything else, but I saw it. Brother Fu really likes dogs]

[This is no longer liking, it is deep love! 】

[Wear on me, love in my heart? 】

There was a heated discussion on the bullet screen about the feeling of shoveling shit. How did they know that it was just a certain system that was too narcissistic and a little curious about new things, so this product came into being.

It's not an expression of love, it's just that the dog in the series of all kinds of wonders in the world actually knows how to shop online!

In the villa here, in order to prevent himself from making such similar clothes again, Fu Zizhan threw the set in his hand aside, and in the next second reached for a small box, according to this size. Look, it shouldn't be able to hold clothes.

Then he came out with a...

Golden retriever toy.

It is not an ordinary toy, it comes with a remote control and batteries, and there is a base under the toy, on which is a golden retriever.

The Golden Retriever's posture is not ordinary. The whole dog is in an upright position, with its tail sticking to the base, just like when a kangaroo is fighting. The four paws are opened 180 degrees. The posture is as weird as it is.

The hand holding the object froze again.

The intuition is not wrong, the things bought by my unlucky system are not serious~

It's just that this time Fu Zizhan hadn't spoken yet, and the naughty guy next to him spoke first: "This is not custom-made, I just bought it when I saw it was fun, try it if you don't believe me, it's fun! It can be used for It's heartless!"

After the mechanical sound fell, he tried to stretch out his claws to operate by himself, but he retracted it in time when he glanced at the camera.

It's just a dog who doesn't understand anything, it doesn't know how to operate the toy.

Probably to see how outrageous things can be, the hand that had been frozen for a few seconds moved uncontrollably, when the battery was installed and the remote control was pressed.

The golden retriever toy in his hand suddenly moved. First, the drooping ears pricked up to form a horizontal line, and then the next second it...

Fly up! ! !

The ears drive the head, and it rotates 360 degrees infinitely. The four open paws also rotate at the same time. The three pairs of 'wings' complement each other, making it hard to tell whether this is a dog or just a bamboo dragonfly that looks like a dog. .

The only thing left in the hall was the humming and turning, and...

The two dog sisters went to grab the toy. It was obvious that the toy had won their hearts and they had a great time playing it.

In a sense, I have to say that it is indeed a good dog walking toy. Although the shape of the take-off is a bit too sandy, it can free the hands of the excrement shovel officer. You only need to stand in place and play with your phone while pressing the remote control. The child's daily exercise volume has reached the standard.

When a small group of people on the barrage shouted to have it, there were also a small group of people who were feeling...

How much their brother Fu likes the breed of golden retrievers, their clothes are printed with their own dog's headshots, and even the little dog walking toys are golden retrievers.

I have to say, this is really a beautiful misunderstanding.

As the party involved in the misunderstanding, Fu Zizhan was still unpacking the courier in front of him. Fortunately, there was nothing ridiculous in the end, and the rest were normal household items.

This was beyond his expectations, and it was also possible that it was purely bad luck, so he stepped on the thunder with precision at the first shot.

There are some small clothes for the three little boys, all of which are normal and cute, and there are even customized parent-child suits, but they are not green anymore, and the quality does not seem to be the kind that will fade.

There are also some small decorations in the room, which are so normal that they are a bit different from its previous style. Maybe a certain system will have cognitive impairment only when it is dressing itself.

No matter what kind of snakeskin bag is worn on the body, I feel that I am peerless!

At the end of this unpacking work, Fu Zizhan collected the pile of things in front of him, and then opened the last bag very naturally.

What I saw was a piece of powder, which seemed to be another small dress, it should be said that there were two pieces, exactly the same.

Fu Zizhan moved his fingertips, and the little pink dress was shaken off. The whole thing was made of fluffy gauze, with lace around the neck. It looked like a little princess's little dress.

Doubtless moved his head closer, and the mechanical sound in the sea of ​​consciousness was full of self-affirmation, "How is it? Is it super suitable for the two of them?"

Fu Zizhan opened up the little skirt with both hands, took a closer look, and then glanced at the big golden retriever with unclear meaning, "Really? I don't think it's appropriate."

The denial of aesthetics means that you don't know how to appreciate it, and the eyes are full of meanings: "What doesn't fit, I think it's super suitable!"

In order to prove that its own aesthetics is really okay, it also picked up a bunch of courier boxes to play hide-and-seek without heart, but just trying on clothes, just one.

A child with no lungs who accidentally escaped was regarded as a model.

Two minutes later, I saw a little white dog wearing a huge tutu skirt, which was so big that it seemed to be able to directly fit the two sisters.

Then, the child with no lungs made a movement of shrinking his head on the spot, and his body was perfectly hidden in the tutu skirt, and his small body arched inside, looking very happy, as if saying: "So you are going to play!" Hide and seek! Come find me~"

dubious:"…………"

It turned out that it was not suitable here!

They are all about the same size, how can there be so many differences between different stores, it is really careless!

For the first time, some systems that do not buy a lot of online shopping have experienced the risks of online shopping for the first time.

On the ground, the heartless kid who was keen on playing hide-and-seek had successfully wrapped himself up in his skirt, and was rescued by a big hand as soon as he whimpered, but the hanging tag on it also fell to the ground.

The running figure of the lungless kid who was free showed a hint of urgency, as if he wanted to hurry to tell his sister that there was a terrible dog-wrapping weapon over there.

On the sofa, Fu Zizhan stretched out his hands to straighten his crumpled skirt, and a big fluffy head approached beside him, and the mechanical voice sounded a little regretful: "It's a pity, it's so expensive."

Fu Zizhan glanced sideways at the big head, his black eyes turned with a hint of unpredictable emotion, the corner of his mouth raised a smile, and his cool and indifferent tone was natural and calm: "Yes It’s not a pity, but it’s still useful.”

There is naive doubt in the nonsense mechanical voice: "What..." What is it for?

Before the next two words could be uttered, it seemed to realize something, its big eyes stared like copper bells, and before it could utter the words, the pink fluffy gauze skirt had already fallen on it.

dubious:"……"

"This is for the two of them!!", the mechanical voice was inexplicably aggrieved.

Fu Zizhan pulled the big golden retriever to his side, and the action of helping to put on clothes was endlessly gentle, that is, the evil taste in his eyes that only those who are familiar with him can understand.

The tone is also serious: "They can't be worn, don't waste them."

Staring at its host nonchalantly, trying to make a silent resistance, and then...

The resistance was fruitless, and the clothes were already put on.

Seeing that the attached lace flower hat was about to fall on his head, the mechanical voice made a final struggle: "This color is not suitable for us hunks."

Fu Zizhan didn't even move his eyes, "The fact is that you don't have a gender."

The next second after the words fell, the hat was firmly on the big golden retriever's head, and the two drooping ears looked like a girl's princess cut hairstyle. The two complement each other inexplicably and reveal a sense of harmony.

Fu Zizhan raised his eyebrows slightly, and there was an endless smile in his eyes, "It looks much better than your morning one."

dubious:"…………"

Then it should also say thank you.

It just wants to ask now, what if there is a host with a bad taste?

The answer is waiting online, it's really urgent! ! !

Regarding this question, a certain host said that there is no such thing, purely because...

What if the children in the family always spend money to buy some clothes that are hot and unsuitable?

Answer: After you make it hot to your eyes, you will naturally know how to restrain it.

As for bad taste?

nonexistent!

An unpacking work ended in one person, one system love and kill each other. The audience in the live broadcast room naturally saw the non-verbal version, but even if they couldn't hear the commentary version, the cause and effect of the matter were actually clear. From wearing a skirt From the beginning, the laughter never stopped...

[? ?Women's clothing boss? ? ? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, happy written all over her face】

[Haha, in front of it, happy should be put in quotation marks]

[I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed, but it's really funny, I admit I'm a fake fan]

[It reminds me of my brother, my brother said that when I was not born, my mother also bought a very beautiful dress, but it was too small, and the tag fell off and could not be returned, and then my brother wore it several times month, my mother said that at least you have to wear it back to the original]

[Haha I think it's a bit pretty, why is it so fat? ? 】

[Today's Disney Princess on the Run is none other than you]

[Women's doubles here belong to yes, Wu Neng climbs a tree in a second, Wen Neng changes clothes with one click, I want to have it every day]

While the barrage discussion was full of excitement, the unpacked couriers in the living room had been cleaned up, including the boxes and bags used for packaging, but the careless things in the cardboard boxes were almost taken away during the packing. Throw them out without lungs.

Two energetic dogs, they can play with flowers when they see something novel.

Without a box to play with, he ran to the floor-to-ceiling windows again, where...

Squatting down, they were looking at the sky and thinking about Tongsheng's brother.

Two identical white fluffy figures also squatted next to each other, imitating the example, their heads looking around seemed to be trying to find out what their brother was looking at for fun, why didn't they see it.

Hearing the movement, the nonchalant turned his head gracefully...

Don't bow your head, the crown will fall;

Don't make too much noise, the host will laugh!

It stretched out its paw and patted the head of one of the dogs, which was considered to appease the innocent and silly children, but the slow and delicate movements were very similar to the melancholy girl in the rain alley.

Some systems that were not resisted just now have been performed now, and it can be said that life is like a play, and it has always been in the play.

When Fu Zizhan came back after packing up his things, what he saw was his own system that seemed to have changed.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Now that you're enjoying it, wear it all the time!

Originally, he was thinking about taking it off for a while, but now it seems that he was overthinking it. According to this trend, at least...

Can wear back to the original.