I really just want to retire

Qi Haoyan, who couldn't eat chicken, turned into a hundred thousand whys.

"What is this grass? Isn't it poisonous?"

"What kind of tree is this? Why is it so ugly, can you find someone?"

"This flower is beautiful, no introduction is needed, I know it's poisonous, right! I'm so witty!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

While he was explaining, he also had to pay attention to whether there was anything to eat around.

Really a little tired, destroy it, goodbye!

He is tired, but the audience is not tired.

[Mom asked me if I was watching the Baike channel! 】

[oh my god!Look at this damn man, he is so attractive]

[Fu Zizhan knows too much, who graduated from university?]

[Looking at the information is Jingying, Jingying Art is a professional, but are other things so awesome?shouldn't]

[? ? ?Does the front discriminate against art? 】

[You are arguing, I will take my husband away! 】

[Comparing such a comparison, Qi Haoyan is a bit too stupid]

【right!Our baby is just not smart!How come!Have you broken the law? 】

[Laughing, Qi Haoyan's fans are really fresh and refined]

The barrage once again started to be noisy, but most of them were still very harmonious. They were all shocked by Fu Zizhan's reserve of common sense. He was really a walking encyclopedia, and he seemed to know all kinds of rare plants.

It is not unreasonable to say that learned men are the most charming.

So before the program group had time to buy hot searches, [Fu Zizhan Encyclopedia] had already quietly climbed up by itself.

The program group who knew the news was not really shocked, because they had already been shocked when they followed them just now.

Accompanying PDs and cameras are popularized by Wikipedia.

The director is very happy, the popularity of free, white/prostitution is very cool!

Here, Fu Zizhan and Qi Haoyan haven't gained anything yet, and they are about to starve. The two idiots are not curious anymore, and start to seriously search for something to eat.

"I'll go over there and look for it!", leaving a word, Qi Haoyan ran away like a little rabbit.

That appearance has a posture of swearing not to give up if you can't find food.

Fu Zizhan's eyes hurt from seeing it, but he still warned: "You look at the road."

This kid is a little stupid, at least he belongs to a company.

Qi Haoyan turned around and made a salute: "Don't worry! I'm not blind." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared instantly, and at the same time added a national curse, "F*ck!!!"

Fu Zizhan not far away: "???"

Some people just walk away.

He walked over there quickly, when ghosts and wolves wailed from the invisible grass: "Brother Fu, help me!!!"

The distance of more than ten meters was only a few steps, and Fu Zizhan trotted in a few seconds and arrived in front of him. There was a big hole in the dense grass, and only one head emerged from the person who fell into the hole.

Fu Zizhan asked, "Are you injured?"

Qi Haoyan looked very wronged: "That's not true."

"Oh", don't worry if you are not injured.

The camera behind him knew how to shoot Qi Haoyan.

The barrage changed from worrying to laughing.

[I don’t know if anyone still remembers that someone said that he is not a crow mouth attribute]

【Hahahahaha, only one head is too funny】

Some people even started taking crazy screenshots to make emojis, starting from the scene where Qi Haoyan fell into the pit.

【I disappeared.gif】【It turned out to be a pit.jgp】

Even Fu Zizhan who was standing next to him was not let go, Qi Haoyan braved his brains to be pitiful, Fu Zizhan stood outside and stood tall---[Dad loves me again.jgp][Worship the big brother's thigh.gif]

There is never a shortage of talents among the vast number of netizens.

Fu Zizhan pulled away those weeds, his tone was a little cold: "Aren't you blind?"

Qi Haoyan is very flexible: "I'm blind! I'm just blind! My eyes grow up to be used as light bulbs! I'm too blind! Brother Fu, please help me up here."

This kind of primitive pit is covered with all kinds of weeds and soil, and it is disorganized, so when someone is pulled up, it instantly becomes...

a native? ? ?

Qi Haoyan has a clear self-awareness: "I'm so ugly!"

The kind that is covered in dirt, but it is impossible to go back and change clothes at this juncture, and I haven't found food yet.

On the road ahead, Fu Zizhan's ears were rarely cleared up a lot. Maybe a certain idiot boy felt ashamed, so I'm sorry, but he's an entertainer anyway, shame on him!

Probably the emperor paid off, or maybe it was God's compensation for their fall. After walking a few hundred meters away, they finally found edible fruit.

It's just... the tree is a little tall.

"What should I do now? Is it taking hormones? It's so high!"

"Or I'll get a stick and we'll knock it down"

Fu Zizhan doubted his ears a little: "A stick more than ten meters long?"

"..."

Qi Haoyan scratched his head, it seemed a little unrealistic.

Fu Zizhan took off the bag on his back, threw it on the ground, and took out a small knife from it.

Qi Haoyan, who was still acting stupid just now, understood in seconds: "Brother Fu, can you still climb trees?"

Fu Zizhan tied a bag around his waist, and the operation seemed to be very skillful: "Know it a little bit"

As soon as the voice fell, he was already three meters away.

Leaving Qi Haoyan in place: "!!!"

There are also exclamation points full of bullet screens.

【He is a monkey! 】

【Monkeys are not so fast】

【A little bit, it never disappoints】

It took less than 10 minutes for Fu Zi to chop the monkeys to pick the fruits.

When he came down, Qi Haoyan's jaw was still closed.

The child was stunned, and murmured: "Brother Fu, have you practiced specially?"

Fu Zizhan put away the fruit, and said in a normal tone: "The family is poor."

Qi Haoyan: "..."

He has really heard this word many times, so can a child from a poor family have any skills?

Why was he not born in a poor family?

Qi's father and Qi's mother who are far away in Beijing:? ? ?

Is there anything wrong with giving you a rich life?You can't have the child anymore, don't come back!

Fu Zizhan packed his bag and went out: "There is a lake over there, go and have a look over there."

Qi Haoyan's younger brother's role is played more realistically, the kind that makes people go east and never go west: "Okay! Go!"

That lake looks quite big, not the kind of stagnant water, there is a small stream next to it, I don't know where the water comes from, and it keeps flowing into it.

The water of the lake is quite clear, and you can vaguely see the scene inside.

When the two of them arrived at the lake, there were already three people there, and they were three little friends who acted separately.

There were some messy tools around Wen Deng, who seemed to be preparing for fishing. He didn't stop when he saw them coming, but asked a few words: "Did you find anything?"

Fu Zizhan opened the backpack: "Well, some fruits"

Barely edible.

He looked at the current situation: "It should be better if you go down."

Xie Li nodded: "We've just arrived, Brother Wen and Zhengchu aren't very good at water."

The implication is that going down is risky.

This is something Fu Zizhan didn't expect, can't swim in the wild? ? ?

The program team really knows how to find someone!

My heart is tired again!

Duan Zhengchu tied the fork there, "We can try to fork it, and those who wish will take the fork!"

"..."

Ren Jiayu just has a bad memory, not no brains!

Fu Zizhan deeply felt that his future trips might not be too smooth, and there was really no one who was reliable.

After a while, he chose the former between physical pain and stomach pain.

After all, the former is just a little tired, while the latter is not only physical torture, but also mental torture.

"I'll go"

After he finished speaking, he pretended to dig out in his backpack, but he was actually digging out the system.

"Give me the blood gong net" are all small things he threw in the storage space before, but I didn't expect it to come in handy now.

He choked nonchalantly: "Are you using something from a net monster to catch fish?" The fish will cry if they know it!

The real version of how to kill a chicken with a butcher's knife.

Fu Zizhan: "Do you still want to use it to catch monsters in the future?"

Don't think about it!He is retired!

Nonsense: "I didn't mean that"

Hosts that have not successfully retired can be said to be very sensitive.

It only took about ten seconds to communicate with each other. Fu Zizhan took out a fishing net from his backpack. It looked as if he had been digging for about ten seconds before finding it.

Brother Qi went about his daily routine, and started bragging: "Brother Fu still brought a fishing net? As expected of Brother Fu, you are so thoughtful!"

Fu Zizhan tidied it up twice and made it into a bag shape. If he can, he doesn't want to be thoughtful!What he wanted was a [-]-square-meter big bed, not a [-]-square-meter grassland in the open air.

But who made him not have it now.

Destiny!He can only admit it temporarily.

Not wanting to wash clothes in the wilderness, Fu Zizhan simply took off his shirt.

At that moment, countless emoticons were brushed across the bullet screen, semimimi.emoji

[Ah, ah, ah, ah, husband, you don't want to be like this!I'm still a kid! !Can't stand it! ! 】

[Oh mo oh mo oh mo!Eight pack abs! 】

[There is no washboard at home, so my husband will use yours from now on, okay? 】

[I've taken a fancy to you, a man. I advise you to come and marry me as soon as possible. Don't be ungrateful. If you don't come, I'll kneel down and beg you! 】

[Hahahahaha, have you forgotten the nonsense by the Daming Lake? 】

[Who is because of nonsense, from the very beginning I was a very simple glutton to cut the baby's body]

[A group of nympho has started again, do your parents know that you are crowing outside? 】

[? ? ?What kind of garbage is mixed in front]

[It's just wsn, report it! 】

Qi Haoyan lifted up his clothes like a little chicken, took a look, and then put them down silently.

【Hahahahaha, what is that kid secretly comparing to himself】

[I have a little baby in my heart, and it is wrong to compare myself]

After a teasing, Wen Deng also confirmed: "Did Zi Zhan swim often before? Do what you can, it doesn't matter if you can't catch it, we can find another one, safety first"

Fu Zizhan briefly warmed up, "Occasionally swim"

Netizens in the live broadcast room sent a sincere question: Is it a concept to meet a little once in a while?

The answer is now of course nothing more.

Fu Zizhan jumped down with the hopes of the other four people on his back.

Although the lake water is not turbid, you can vaguely see the scene inside, but you can't see the bottom, Yazi is very deep by visual inspection.

Qi Haoyan waved his arms on the bank like a fool: "Come on, come on!"

The cheerleaders are full of momentum.

Duan Zhengchu said weakly: "If you're like this, the fish will run away, right?"

"is it?"

"Forget it, those who wish to enter the Internet cafe"

Fu Zizhan, who could vaguely hear what happened on the shore: "..."

It should be useless for such teammates to eat fish.

Eating too much can't make up your brain.