I really just want to retire

Uncertain crises and grievances, the people on the sofa seemed to be invisible, the manager on the opposite side of the phone suddenly switched the chat topic to work mode, only one of the two variety shows recorded half a month ago was broadcast yesterday, and One is airing tonight.

The old process, microblogging forwarding and publicity one-stop.

A few minutes after reposting, there were already a lot of comments below, and they put their expectations on the public screen. During this time, the hairpins are like Chinese New Year. What could be happier than my brother's crazy business, no more! !

In the comments, there are also quite a few clamoring to see what is not three and not four, as well as what is not three and not four No. 2, No. 3, and about No. 4, but nothing is mentioned...

Obviously, she was still called the little princess yesterday.

Fu Zizhan looked at it casually and put away his phone. It is impossible to take pictures. He doesn't really want to deal with his bad luck system now.

For some people who were awakened by the dream, the qi is still there after waking up, and it is the kind of feeling that cannot be dissipated after returning to the cage.

dubious:"……"

snort!It makes the same sense, if you want to send it to its final host, don't worry about it!

It gets dark earlier in December, and night falls after dinner.

A whole day is enough for the relationship between one person and one system to return to what it used to be. Others quarrel with each other at the end of the bed, and they quarrel with each other at the head of the bed. They have been bound for so long, let’s make do with it, and how can we get away!

So, when the broadcast time of "Fireworks in the World" was approaching, in the living room of the apartment, the TV projection was turned on, and the operation was smooth and smooth, very skillful.

It has to keep a close eye on the barrage, in case some fans miss it this time, so that it can argue with the host and take a new photo.

Be brave and not afraid of difficulties!

Fu Zizhan finally chose to turn a blind eye to his own system's behavior of watching TV. After all, the devil's parents are not so easy to blacken, and there are no blackened parents who swallow him overnight.

In the living room, one person and one system are busy with their own tasks, which is fairly harmonious.

"Fireworks in the World" is a travel program that just came out some time ago. Every station is in the country. The main purpose is to promote the unknown scenic spots in the country and promote the development of tourism in the countryside. Everything sounds fine, but The director is... Qu Jiancheng.

As early as more than half a month ago, when Fu Zizhan first approached the resource, he heard that the director was Qu Jiancheng. In fact, he wanted to refuse, but...

He gave too much.

Contemporary young people can only make money if they can bend and stretch.

No one will have trouble with Qiantu!

On the big TV, commercials are still playing, and the real-time barrage has already rolled up. This time, there are three guests in the recording flight, Fu Zizhan, Sun Zihan, and a singer He Yun, who came to promote their album.

In addition to five regular guests, among the five people, Fu Zizhan is only familiar with Jiang Kang, and the tourist team of eight people can be regarded as mighty.

A few minutes of advertisements finally passed, and the real-time barrage below suddenly increased. With the fans' expectations, the opening screen is...

A flatbed tractor with cow dung still in the front half of the tractor.

A group of people sat on the tractor, or covered their noses with their hands, or pulled up the scarves so that only the eyes were outside, trying to block out the indescribable smell by all kinds of tricks.

The eight pairs of eyes reveal the same lovelessness, and the background music is timely accompanied by an erhu, full of sadness...

All of a sudden, the fans who were full of expectations were stunned.

【Good guy, I almost thought I went to the wrong place】

[Who is not? I quit to take a look. The name is correct. Then I look at the categories, travel reality shows, and it is also correct. So who is wrong? 】

[Hahahahaha I just died laughing, the original fertilizer tastes really good, don't ask me how I know]

[It's only the third issue, has Qu Jiancheng stopped being a human being? 】

【What?Qu Jiancheng is actually a person? 】

[Hahahahaha, the big guts in front, be careful that you will be assassinated by Qu Dao tonight! 】

【Am I the only one wondering what happened? 】

When a group of fans wondered if they had gone to the wrong channel, the time on the screen began to rewind, back to the time when they were still at the airport, a group of eight people made a simple opening at the airport, and were told that due to the weather, the plane will be delayed.

It was three hours before boarding the plane again, and the flight time was not short because the place was remote.

Director Qu seems to have fallen in love with rural scenery in the past two years, and the places he chooses are basically places that no one has heard of except the surrounding locals.

The place where they landed is called Pingci City. According to the original plan, after getting off the plane, there will be a bus from the program team to take the group to the destination. In fact, this is indeed the case. One staff member, several guests and There is also a director and several important staff members for the camera.

The car of pure staff left quickly, because they had to arrange follow-up matters first, leaving the guests chatting and laughing along the way.

Then...the car broke down.

The bad thing is that the country road with no village in front and no shop in the back, the disadvantage of choosing a place that is too remote is fully reflected at this time.

The shuttle bus into the village only runs once a day, because the plane was late and they had already missed it, so they had to wait for the one that went back first to pick them up, but it took time to go back and forth, and it was going to be dark, at night, on the road in the countryside Driving is really risky, especially if they are not locals and are not familiar with the road at all.

The program group discussed urgently for a long time. Of course, what the audience saw was the edited version. In just a few minutes, a tractor passed by.

This tractor is not the same as what Fu Zizhan encountered in "The Original Life". It is a large flat-bed tractor with a spacious seat.

The old man who drove the tractor was very enthusiastic, and even stopped to ask them if they encountered any difficulties.

After some exchanges, Qu Jiancheng hesitated for two seconds between waiting for a colleague to pick him up or taking a ride with the old man, and then resolutely chose the latter. After all, the former is not safe. The old man is a local. They are much more familiar with this place.

It's just that this idea changed after getting in the car for about ten minutes.

The cow dung on the car looked quite regular before getting on the car, but when they got to the dirt road, one or two began to let themselves go. After going outside, the smell is particularly high, as if a little devil that has been suppressed for a long time is showing its existence to its heart's content.

So the scene at the beginning of the show appeared. A group of people doubted their lives unrequitedly, and seriously thought about which step they made a mistake in, or what sins they committed in their previous life. If they are guilty, please Let the law punish directly?Instead of studying cow excrement on dusty country roads!

Time rewinds and is back on track. Netizens who understand the cause and effect are laughing heartlessly on the barrage, anyway, they are not the ones who stink.

You said you don't feel sorry for your brothers and sisters?

Does distress conflict with their desire to laugh?

No conflict!Hahahahahaha...

In the living room of the apartment, Fu Zizhan on the sofa laughed mechanically, some systems had clearly experienced the scene, but they still laughed happily.

In the next second, the happy nonsense felt the dangerous sight from the side, and the mechanical laughter stopped abruptly.

After a while, Fu Zizhan on the sofa returned to the bedroom with his laptop in his arms. He didn't really want to recall it again.

Sure enough, all of Qu Jiancheng's shows, with the gimmicks off, are actually survival.

Sometimes the reason for giving too much may be...he wants more.

There is no free pension in the world.

Without the danger vision, he started to let go of himself again if he was indifferent, and the retirement life without doing tasks seems really beautiful.

The progress of the show is still going on, and the miserable sound of the erhu will not stop for a long time. Because of the shooting, the staff will not sit in a pile with the guests, which makes them closer to the cow dung.

Then, amidst the miserable sound of the erhu, there was a loud 'yue'...

The camera moved away from the guests, and stayed on a bleak figure who seemed to be ten years older in an instant.

But at this time, the million-dollar post seems to be not enough. A small window appeared in the upper right corner of the screen. In the screen, there was a loud 'vomit' on the bus.

Netizens laughed so hard that their heads fell off, and then picked up other people's heads and pressed them on, and then continued to laugh...

[Hahahahahaha, many Ah Wei will die again tonight! 】

[Dream linkage!I am satisfied! ! 】

【Please post Qu Jiancheng on the public screen! 】

[Remember to close the window tonight! 】

[Hahahahaha this is the most devilish and funny director I have ever seen, why on earth does he always hurt the enemy by a thousand and himself hurt by eight hundred]

[I can only say that luckily I finished my meal]

[Director Qu's stomach is not very good. If you have time to think about how to torment the guests, why don't you go see a doctor]

After editing, there was a lot of progress in the picture. After everyone reached their goal, it was almost dark.

There are many self-built houses in the village, which are very beautiful, like small villas on the outskirts of the city, but no one is in the mood to appreciate them at the moment.

One and two put down their suitcases and went straight to the bathroom...

Familiarity with the environment and the rules of the program are not important. The important thing is that they can hardly bear the smell on their bodies.

People who are acquainted with each other are not polite at all. The first entertainment activity at this stop is to rush to the bathroom.

"Brother He, I'll wash it first!"

"Respect the old and love the young, little brother, let you brother He first!"

"Then Brother He, take good care of me~"

"Then let's wash together!"

Similar dialogues were staged at the two bathroom doors, and the barrage was also inserted in real time.

[Good guy, this is not something I can hear! 】

[Is this free to watch? 】

【baby!Mom won't let you do this! !Come out for me! ! 】

The door of the bathroom was bustling with activity, Fu Zizhan didn't go to participate, he and Jiang Kang were allocated a room, and because of the principle of taking care of the guests, they allocated them to familiar people as much as possible.

After putting down the suitcase, Jiang Kang said, "Go out and sit down."

Fu Zizhan naturally has no objection, this is the room where he will sleep at night, neither of them has a bath, so it is not suitable to stay for a long time, otherwise the dream at night may be... People are flying in the ground, and cow dung is chasing in the sky.He escapes, it chases, he cannot fly without wings!

In the yard, the two of them sat on the chairs and the years were quiet. Pingci City in the early winter was not very cold, and the gray sky had already begun to hang stars, which was very beautiful.

The two, who hadn't seen each other since the end of the last show, chatted casually, when a big yellow dog suddenly walked over not far away.

The big yellow dog is the dog of the owner of this house. The house was rented by the program group, and the cats and dogs inside were not taken away by the owner, so the staff of the program group helped to feed them.

Jiang Kang, a dog breeder, got excited when he saw a dog. He clapped his palms and called, "Come on! Come to my uncle's arms~" He looked very much like a bad uncle who abducted children.

No kid, it was the Big Yellow Dog who approached, stopped at a distance of forty or fifty centimeters, and then turned a corner in the direction of Fu Zizhan.

Jiang Kang's rua dog failed very bitterly, "Sure enough, there are Yan dogs everywhere"

Fu Zizhan chuckled, "Maybe it thinks you are too much of a scumbag." With that enthusiastic look and skillful technique, you can see countless dogs.

Jiang Kang looked unconvinced, "Why are you a scumbag? I have washed my hands carefully before going home, and I will definitely not smell it if I live long!"

longevity:? ? ?

Then... thank you?

I have other dogs secretly outside, and I know how to consider the mood of the family dog. Where can I find such a good shit-shoveling officer?

Just when Jiang Kang proved that he was really not a pure scumbag, the big yellow dog who was regarded as a Yan dog did not rub into Fu Zizhan's arms as they imagined, but stopped a step away, sniffing After sniffing, he walked away quickly.

I ran all the way to a shelf not far away. I don't know what the shelf is used for in the yard. There are two raccoon cats lying on it.

The big yellow dog barked a few times under the shelf, and then one of the big black and yellow raccoon cats jumped off the shelf and came all the way towards the two people on the chair.

The two people who were talking stopped. As the saying goes, scumbags are not picky eaters. He can be a cat or a dog. Jiang Kang stretched out his arms again, trying to lure a certain cat into his arms.

The cihuamao approached and moved its nose. Just when Jiang Kang thought he had succeeded in abducting him, the cihuamao left again. This time, instead of going as far away as the big yellow dog, it moved to Jiang Kang's side, and its two front paws began... …to plan the earth.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Jiang Kang: "..."

No one would not know what the meaning of the cat's action of digging the soil is...

Bury shit.

The raccoon cat that buried the excrement looked back while digging. After a pause, it gave a 'meow' sound. Within ten seconds, Fu Zizhan also had another cat beside him. The same movement was like General copy and paste.

"..."

The audience on the bullet screen laughed so hard that the neighbors in a radius of ten miles were deaf.

The post-editing editor seemed to feel that the laughter was not enough, and the picture on the screen suddenly turned into a black and white mime.

In the mime, the big yellow dog has subtitles on its head, and it sniffs the two of them, "It's over! There's shit turned into fine! It seems a bit big, I can't even eat it, go find Brother Cat!"

Under the shelf, the big yellow dog raised its head, "Brother Cat! Brother Cat! Wake up, something serious has happened! There are two big pieces of shit that have turned into spirits, and they are wandering around in the yard!"

The black and yellow tabby cat opened its eyes, "What! There is unburied shit under my eyelids! Take me to see it!"

Beside the two of them, the raccoon cat who was digging the soil raised his head, "Why are these two piles of shit so big, I'm exhausted!"

It turned its head towards the shelf, "Old sister! Don't sleep! Help little brother! These two pieces of shit are too big! I can't handle it with only one cat!"

Another cat heard the call and walked over quickly, "My God! No need to sleep tonight!"

At the end of the mime, there are two cats, one of them is digging the soil, and there is a big subtitle written in the center of the screen...

Brave cats!Not afraid of difficulties!

Strive for an early date!Bury the shit!