I really just want to retire

At the same time, Cai Hu, who was on the trending search on the way home, was also full of question marks. ? ? ?

Is it possible to breastfeed late at night after being able to give birth to cats overnight?

His artist is really a miracle in the history of human evolution!

Whether it is a curious netizen or Cai Hu, who doubts life every day, the hands of clicking into the hot search are somewhat uncontrollable.

There is no other meaning, I just want to see whether it is a breakthrough in the history of human evolution or... a small activity late at night.

When they clicked on the live broadcast link, they didn't see the exciting picture they wanted, but a golden retriever pacing back and forth with a garbage bag in its mouth, and the puppy in the garbage bag looked like its dog had reached its peak.

Netizens who watched the excitement were disappointed.

【That's it? ? ? 】

[This is... to lure the dog in, watch the dog?As expected of a dog! ! 】

【exist?Look at tits! 】

[Where's the milk?What about people?You have the ability to breastfeed, you have the ability to let me see! 】

Netizens who failed to watch milk in the live broadcast room were pointed out by enthusiastic fans, and after a while, they touched the small clip of the replay.

【Oh, read】

[Which turtle grandson took the title, I wish you never see milk in this life]

[Hahahahaha no one thinks Gouzi is excellent, I want it! 】

[Upstairs, please line up with dog food first]

Some netizens who heard the hot searches and watched the excitement chatted happily in the comment area of ​​the small clip.

Fu Zizhan and his dubious fans were still gathered in the live broadcast room, watching the big golden retriever with the baby...listening to health tips.

It's not late at night!Not only is it not stimulating, it also has no worldly desires at all.

On the way home, Cai Hu held up his mobile phone, listening to his [-]-year-old entertainer talk about which brand of sports shoes is suitable for walking in the park from where the wolfberry longan is authentic.

Cai Hu: "..."

This is not the live broadcast he wanted!

He didn't know if he wanted Fu Zizhan or not, but he started to talk about health-preserving diet. Fans said...

Learning is useless.

[My mother thought I was watching a health care program, and cast a gratifying look at me]

[We are no-nonsense, No. 2 and No. 3, let's come out and perform a show for the aunts! 】

【exist?Look at the cat! 】

When Fu Zizhan saw the barrage, he turned his head and glanced at his own system. The two puppies had gone back to their nests and fell asleep, and the big golden retriever was lying on the ground where the camera could not see, watching TV silently.

Looking at the moment when the man is silent in the camera, in fact, one person, one system has already communicated in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Fu Zizhan: "Change to a cat and come here to make a mirror"

Nonsense: "I want to watch TV"

Fu Zizhan: "I will allow you to watch the replay later"

Nonsense: "Okay!"

The process of thinking didn't take more than a second. After all, Mute is quite boring to watch. In order not to disturb its host's live broadcast, it really lost a lot.

From the perspective of the fans, what they saw was their brother looking towards a corner of the house, and then a beautiful cat appeared directly in the camera.

[Oh mo oh mo our baby No. 3 is here to make mom suck you bald! 】

【Baby No. 3, what color sack do you like? 】

[Where is our No. 2? 】

Fu Zizhan replied naturally, "They all went to sleep."

The kitty in the form of cat is also staring at the barrage, and there is something lost in the beautiful big blue eyes. Why is no one mentioning No. 4? He is still very satisfied with himself in that form.

It seems that there are differences in the aesthetics of different races. I really don't know how to appreciate human beings.

Just when he lamented that human aesthetics is not good, its host suddenly raised his head and stared at the clock on the wall. When the minute and second hands coincided, a clear voice sounded instantly...

"Happy New Year."

On the live broadcast screen, the man looked serious, and there seemed to be a lot of things he wanted to say in his eyes, but in the end he only turned them into four words. The cat in his arms was also staring at the camera, as if saying words of blessing.

At that moment, whether it was the fans watching the live broadcast silently or the fans who would kill the stars without leaving a barrage, they all exploded.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh happy new year! 】

[Wooooooooow why do I want to cry so much T^T]

[Brother Happy New Year! !Let's work hard together in the coming year! 】

[Obviously only been a fan for half a year, why does it feel like we have been together for a long time]

[Live live blessing at zero o'clock, you are so fucking good at it! 】

[Ahhhhhhhhh Ah Wei is dead! !This man is so damn romantic]

Just when the fans left their emotions excitedly, the romantic man they talked about spoke...

He said, "It's twelve o'clock. Go to bed. If you go to bed late, you will be bald."

Fans who are still excited: "???"

【………】

【…】

[You fucking pay me for tears! ! ! 】

[At this time, you actually said this? ? 】

[I was still crying one fucking second ago, and tears got stuck in the corner of my eyes the next second]

[Heh~ Sure enough, you were only romantic for a while, and the essence of the hood is still that Uncle Fu! 】

【As expected of you, my uncle】

[Go to bed at twelve o'clock on New Year's Eve? ?Are you not good? ? 】

Uncle Fu, who wanted to go to bed early, successfully aroused fans' doubts about his body with one sentence, and rubbed the hand holding the cat on the fluffy back twice.

Fu Zizhan's eyelids were drooping, his dry hair was drooping casually on his forehead, and he was extremely lazy, "Then let's talk about fifty cents."

[If you're really sleepy, go to sleep, don't turn off your mobile phone for live streaming by the bed, I don't do anything, just watch [Sincere Face.jgp]]

[I strongly agree with the proposal of the previous sisters]

【1】

【My family ID number】

Fu Zizhan: "..."

In the end, the fans naturally didn't get what they wanted. As soon as the fifty cents chat was over, the live broadcast ended.

The live broadcast was not long, only forty minutes in total. Fans who missed the live broadcast because they were wandering outside shed tears of remorse at the replay video, clamoring for the next live broadcast to be notified in advance! !

Although sometimes surprises really make people happy, but if you miss the surprises, you will really regret it.

At the same time, the person who created the surprise has already laid down. Some young people told people that they might appear in a canyon in the next second after falling asleep, but if a certain Uncle Fu said that he fell asleep, he really fell asleep.

You don't need to trust your boyfriend, but you can always trust Uncle Fu.

This caused Cai Hu, who wanted to communicate with his artists about the precautions for the next live broadcast, to make a phone call when he got home, and he liked to remind the other party to turn off the phone.

Cai Hu: "..."

Didn't the live broadcast end in 10 minutes?

No one knew about the agent's late-night resentment. In the apartment, one person was sleeping soundly, and the whole system was quietly watching the replay of the TV series. It was very harmonious.

After New Year's Day, the calendar year is updated, and the time continues step by step, but the air seems to be a little more energetic than usual, probably because too many people have started to set New Year's goals again, even though year after year, they have never been realized.

But anyone who has a goal is great, what if someone else helps to achieve it.

Just two days after the year update, the official announcement of director Chen Mingyuan's film "Eating Disorder" aroused a lot of discussion, and thousands of people talked about it.

Fu Zizhan, who is impressively on the official announcement list, is being told by his manager not to care about bad comments on the Internet, and expresses to the person who is teasing the dog...

As long as it doesn't affect his pension, everything will be fine.

Among the melon-eating crowd, the hairpins are the most pleasantly surprised, they were really pleasantly surprised!

One or two in the Chaohuali fan group are as excited as monkeys with eighteen arms, nine are responsible for cheering, and the other nine are used to beat their chests and stamp their feet, and howl twice after hammering. Large mutant humans return to their ancestors At the scene, people said that something must have happened to the monkey and the octopus.

Among the various opinions, the start of the film has been put on the agenda. The shooting location will first be behind the local Hengdian and will be moved to other provinces due to the need for filming.

And Fu Zizhan, who is about to join the group, now has to face a problem...

His two puppies have nowhere to go.

This time I went out for a long time, and it is impossible to keep the system at home to take care of the children. For outsiders, it is unimaginable to leave three dogs at home to support themselves.

In the end, it was Cai Hu who took over the job, although he had many questions, such as...

What about your dubious family?Don't they need respite?

Fu Zizhan said the same thing, they have a place to go, the two puppies are too young and haven't made friends yet, so they have no place to go.

Cai Hu expressed this...

His artist's mouth, he believed that there are ghosts in this world.

The day before going to the set, Fu Zizhan took the puppies and their daily necessities to Cai Hu's house.

Naturally, a busy manager has no time to take care of the dog. The reason why Cai Hu took over was because the elder of his family drove all the way here from his hometown and would stay here for a few months temporarily to accompany him during the New Year.

Cai Hu's parents are very happy about raising the dog temporarily. The original words are, "There is no grandson to hug, so it is good to hug the dog."

Cai Hu: "..."

I don't understand, I went to play.

When Fu Zizhan came to Cai Hu's house, Cai's mother just came back from a walk with her own dog. It was a dog she raised in her hometown. She took it with her when traveling by car. It is not a common pet dog in the city. It looks like a bunch of dogs. It looks a lot like two puppies.

Just as the thought of Fu Zizhan crossed his mind, the little dog who was put down on the ground had already followed the big dog into the house. He didn't even look at Fu Zizhan behind him. Those who didn't know might think that That is a harmonious family of three.

Fu Zizhan, who was still a little bit reluctant and worried: "..."

Witnessing all the nonsense in the sea of ​​consciousness: "..."

This little heartless one who feeds on milk and food has spent so many days in vain.

The dubious mechanical voices in the sea of ​​consciousness are all artificially sad, "Sure enough, my fake ones can only be fake after all, sometimes blindly giving may not be able to get back the sincerity, let them go, the farther they go, the better they will be." Okay, save me from thinking about my heartbreak late at night~~~"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"You are not allowed to watch TV today"

A good and unlucky system will look stupid.

The ambiguous and artificial voice didn't stop because of this, "Heh ~ are you also like this now? I know, my appearance is a mistake, I will leave, I wish you happiness."

A certain system that has already chased the finale is not afraid, and is acting very vigorously alone in the sea of ​​​​knowledge.

"........."

At Cai Hu's house, Fu Zizhan, who was sitting on the sofa, raised his eyebrows. Just as he was thinking about whether he could forcefully untie him, Cai Hu suddenly asked, "What are they called?"

Fu Zizhan, whose train of thought was interrupted, stared at the two puppies who had already nestled into the big dog's arms and had a great time playing. He said coldly, "No heart! No lungs!"

Cai Hu: "..."

Cai Hu's mother: "..."

The system in the sea of ​​consciousness returned to normal mode in a second, and raised the chip of approval, the name is really good! !Perfectly combined with the facts, its host is worthy of being a contemporary naming master!

Cai Hu's face was very indescribable, and it was written all over his face that you seemed to be teasing me.

In the end, the name, which was obviously not settled after many days of thinking, was decided within two seconds of some people's resentment.

When Fu Zi cut it off, the little heartless puppy was still having a great time playing. It was really a dog, as its name suggests, heartless and heartless, only knowing how to be silly.