I just want salty fish [Transmigration Book]

"Fake death medicine?"

A dark green jade pill the size of a pearl was contained in the clear glazed tray.

"Exactly." The old doctor knelt down slightly tremblingly, watching his nose, mouth and heart, speechless for a long time.

In the depths of the water pavilions and pavilions in the Royal Garden, there is a thin mist rising from the surface of the pool in the middle of the autumn night.

A black robe was dragged to the ground, and a golden five-clawed dragon embroidered on it hovered upwards, stretching its teeth and claws, biting its collar, and protruding from it was a neck like fine jade, slightly straight, half leaning on the pavilion pillar .After a while, the man seemed to think that the front of the shirt was not wide enough, stretched out his slender hand, and tugged again impatiently.

In the middle of the night, there were only three people inside this chic and delicate pavilion, solemn and silent, surrounded by guards on the outside.The little maid who waited inside trembled, fanned, handed the fruit, and kept silent like a cicada.

The one sitting above is the biggest lord in the palace. I don’t know if he has the greatest power, but at least he has the biggest ceremonial crown and the biggest temper. He is the most agglomerated of the royal arrogance and violence. up.

A companion is like a tiger, even if their little emperor looks like a kitten.

"The name of this medicine is Zhuang Gu San. No matter how strong a young man is, he will immediately fall into a deep sleep and feign death after taking it. He will hold his breath for 36 hours without hurting his skin or his dantian. Stop, no different from normal death."

The old doctor's voice was trembling, and the old hand holding the jade plate for a long time was also trembling. He quietly raised his head to look at the jade-faced little emperor.Emperor Yanhe's appearance is really not like that of the first emperor. His brows are clear and handsome, his face is good-looking, with the softness unique to young people. When he doesn't speak, he really has the face of a benevolent king, but unfortunately he has a fierce and vicious mouth... …

With sharp eyes, he noticed that the vermilion lips of the Son of Heaven seemed to be trembling as well today, it was very strange, he didn't know whether it was from anger or from the cold.

"Is it really so miraculous?" The emperor didn't seem to care much, he twisted the little jade pill casually and played with it in the palm of his hand.

"There is absolutely no lie. This kind of fake death can't be tested even if the old minister came to test it." The old doctor kowtowed in fear, "Sheng asked the old minister to develop this medicine half a year ago, but because of the lack of precious medicinal materials, it has only been delayed so far. One grain is incompetent."

"Only one?" Tianzi's voice turned cold instantly, and the jade pill was instantly hidden deep in his wide sleeves. Seeing that the situation was wrong, the other imperial physicians hurriedly followed and wanted to grab the ground with their heads.

Hearing the tinkling sound of the glazed plate falling to the ground, the Son of Heaven waved his sleeves and snorted coldly, "Knowing that you are incompetent, don't hurry up. What are you doing here, waiting for me to work for you?"

"And you!" The emperor waved his hand to disperse all the guards outside the pavilion, "Everyone is messing with my beautiful scenery and disturbing my leisure, so get out of here! The last one is dragged away to spank... court staff!"

Everyone hesitated for a moment when they heard the words, they all showed fear and scattered, their little sage can definitely do what he says when it comes to punishing people.It landed on the last forehead and immediately got a grape.

"Wait." The Son of Heaven called to the old doctor who was staggering, and said in a cold voice, "Tonight, this imperial garden..."

The old imperial doctor hurriedly bowed, "I have never been here before."

Looking at the empty pavilion, Ji Zheng is like a balloon that has deflated and lost its bones, leaning softly against the beauty, eating all the grapes that the maid had just peeled and seeded, and pushing them away impatiently There were three layers of luxurious brocade robes, the sleeves were rolled up, revealing the delicate and white skin, feeling the coolness of the evening wind, and let out a satisfied sigh.

This emperor is really not a human being!

Ji Zheng carefully looked at the feigned death Xiao Yuwan by candlelight, extremely rare, and the light of hope was shining in his eyes.

He is holding the face of Yan Chaoyan and the emperor, but inside he is a new youth of the 21st century who has traveled through time.

This emperor is called Ji Chaoming. He is extravagant and has a violent personality. After ascending to the throne at a young age, he ignores the government and seeks pleasure. He builds and builds, kills and kills, and sleeps.Ji Zheng is a normal person with normal emotions. At most, most of his life is wasted on the hospital bed, and he likes to read some trash pornographic books when he has nothing to do.

But this does not mean that after he died of illness, he was punished for transmigrating into an ancient article he had read, and directly transmigrating into an unpleasant cannon fodder tool man, the little emperor.

The original book talks about Jing Wangming's Ci Yue, who is beautiful and capable, is praised by others as gentle and moist as jade, and is unparalleled in the country.Such a perfect character attracts people's love and people's hate. Many villains can't love it. Because of love, hate, they serve as cannon fodder all the way to set up various crises for him, forcing him to go from forbearance to outbreak, and finally with the support and help of the protagonist. Next, light up the protagonist's halo and the Jedi counterattacks, succeeds in revenge, and ascends to the position of Ninth Five-Year Supreme.

As for the little emperor who was kicked out by him, the prince upheld his righteous and benevolent personality, conferred him as a little prince with no power, and kept him under house arrest in a courtyard in the capital.

For the original owner who was greedy and had enjoyed half his life of arrogance and tyranny, this was indeed a punishment worse than death.

But the original owner can't, Ji Zheng said he can.Retirement life with enough food and clothing and no need to meet people is cleaner and more comfortable than the current throne, and healthier and more comfortable than the sick bed in the previous life.

As long as you can play the villain tyrant well and follow the plot, you can get such a relaxed and comfortable ending.Ji Zheng is in love, Buddha, and has nothing else to ask for. In the past few days, he has been counting the plot with his fingers all the time. He only regrets that he didn't go straight to the day when he was overthrown by the tyrannical government and took off the imperial crown at the end.

He hadn't seen the protagonist, the uncle, in the days when he was transmigrated, so it's hard to accurately deduce the plot, but judging from the immature appearance of the original owner, who was at the age of the crown, it would take at least ten years before he was overthrown.

I have to play this tyrant for more than ten years!The party of the empress dowager in the palace is still fighting with the eunuch group, disasters and wars among the people outside the palace continue, and court officials often bully the original owner, who is uneducated and understandable. The Ming Dynasty is actually ridiculed. This little puppet emperor who has been emptied out, Life is not as simple and comfortable as the background board in the book.

I wanted to bite the bullet and put more pressure on the protagonist to complete the task as soon as possible so that I can go offline, but who would have thought that someone would offer this treasure today...

A fake death pill.

This gave him a glimmer of hope to escape from birth early and get out of the sea of ​​suffering!

Ji Zheng carefully held the vitality in the palm of his hand, and his round deer eyes moved closer, without blinking, watching carefully by the light of the candle.

This medicine... how to take it?Swallow with lukewarm water or chew?The small body of the original owner, one grain at a time, or half a grain?What are the forbidden collocations?There is no allergic adverse reaction, it will not be a sudden death with bleeding from the seven orifices.

It hasn't even done a clinical trial, it's produced by the damn royal workshop!

He wanted to feign death, not commit suicide. He was in poor health before time travel, and lived a life of tossing and turning in the hospital bed for more than ten years, which was depressing and tormenting. Ji Zheng cherished this little life gained through time travel, and vowed to take good care of every part of this body. a hair.

Ji Zheng raised it to his mouth several times and then put it down again, swallowing nervously, tangled up so much that he finally turned his gaze to the golden birdcage on the side.

I saw a snow-white bird meeting his eyes provocatively, chattering non-stop while jumping.

The birds in the palace are bolder than humans, and they are unambiguous in provoking the tyrant.

He thought for a while, smiled, and simply opened the birdcage, carefully removed some leftovers from the pill, mixed it with the grape meat, and put it in the palm of his hand.

Birds follow their masters, and they are also greedy, and they swallow them very happily.

Clinical trials are indispensable, and this royal bird has also dedicated itself to science.

Ji Zheng frowned, watching the bird intently.The noble bird first combed the down feathers for a long time, then suddenly closed its eyes, and fell straight down without warning. When it was pinched, it really lost its heartbeat, and its body temperature gradually cooled down, but after careful testing, the muscles of the body did not really die. As stiff as a bird, the tip of the tail twitched slightly, the luster between the feathers was still there, the amount of feeding was not large, and it would wake up after a short time.

Such a miracle drug, you can try it!

There was a chaotic noise in the treetops among the dark tree shadows in the distance, and Ji Zheng said, "Who!"

No one answered.

"If you don't come out, I will call the guard!"

Immediately afterwards, Ji Zheng saw a gray cloth of a hospital protruding from the other side, a young man with a medicine box in his arms, walking slowly, drooping his head but kept raising his eyes to sneak a peek. he.

"What are you doing here, didn't you hear me tell you all to go away? Do you know what crime you should be guilty of for leaving the royal forbidden area!" Ji Zheng got angry, hid the medicine in his sleeve pocket, and kicked over the table board, and lowered my eyes to confirm again, it's okay, the strength is just right, all the bowls are turned over are empty, and the grapes are still there.

He played the tyrant's wrath very well.It turned out that there was a younger brother in the family in the previous life, who was pampered and could grow into a half-tyrant at home. Ji Zheng was imitating the gourd while trying to figure out how to improve it.

The little doctor was successfully bluffed by him, and trembled with his eyes closed.

Seeing that the Son of Heaven raised his hand suddenly, he hurriedly protected his head, but was lightly hit on the arm by two jade pendants.

"I'll give you a chance to pay for your crimes. You keep one piece for yourself, and exchange the other piece for broken silver. After buying the carriage clothes, I will prepare them at the back door of the Imperial Hospital tomorrow." The emperor said, picking up his belt with one hand. Shun away the exit token that was placed there, "In exchange, your token will belong to me, so be smart when I do the autopsy later."

Autopsy? !

The young man raised his eyes in horror, and the Holy One had a handsome appearance, far from the hideous and hideous face in the rumors. His eyes touched the white neck of the Holy One, and he quickly retracted it like an electric shock.It's hard to imagine that later on, I will touch that piece of skin with my own hands and declare death.

The emperor didn't look much older than himself, as if he wasn't as stupid and cruel as he appeared on the surface, but he wasn't as innocent and friendly as his peers, which was indescribably weird.

"If the autopsy fails, I want you to look good." The emperor's face darkened, he knocked on the table, and said with emphasis, "No, I want the whole hospital to look good."

The young man was speechless, terrified in his heart, and suddenly had a new understanding of the cruelty of the Holy Majesty.

Entrusting all the high difficulty and high risk to this little doctor, Ji Zheng apologized inwardly, stopped pretending to be fierce, and waved him to stand aside and watch.

Ji Zheng opened the sleeves again, staring intently at the remaining three-quarters, the hope of early relief was right in front of him.

But after all, if the king of a country wants to die suddenly, there must be a lot of face-to-face.

When he was in a good mood, he took care of it solemnly, wiped his face and hands with clean water, picked up the heavy and cumbersome white jade crown inlaid with gold and carved dragons, and tied up his hair in a bun. All the black hair was tied up, completely revealing the entire delicate face.He neatly arranged the inner and outer layers of the thick robe, and neatly folded the cuffs.

What a dignified royal face.

Ji Zheng sat leaning against the beauty, with one hand flat on his chest, ready to walk peacefully, but then he remembered something, his fingers were stained with ink, and he couldn't find the paper, so he turned his head and leaned forward slightly, and by the moonlight, I plan to write directly on the railing near the water.

The imperial decree of the little emperor is also indispensable.

Protagonist, I can only help you so far.

With Yuwan in her lips, Ji Zheng swiped a big pen, "Mingyue has a good personality..." No, cross it out, it's easy to write, Mingyue is the nickname given to the protagonist by the readers of the original book.

"Uncle Huang has a good character..." No, cross it out, Uncle Huang is the title that the little emperor uses when he satirizes the protagonist.

"Mingci is more virtuous..." Ji Zheng muttered vaguely, "Mingci is more, Mingci is more..."

"Your Majesty?" There was another soft call from behind, like a pendant touching Kunshan jade pieces.

Ji Zheng turned her head in shock, and the person whom the edict passed on really came into view.

Mingciyue, when the bright moon is resigning, the unparalleled Mingciyue in the world is bathed in the silver moonlight at this time, with a long body, a black robe with narrow sleeves, black hair dotted with frost, like a beautiful sword in a sheath, with an expression Gentle and restrained, only a half-distracted sharpness is revealed between the knife-like eyebrows and eyes.

The more he keeps a low profile and wants to hide, the more his looks and brilliant talents are like sharp knives, breaking through the skin of forbearance and camouflage, and emerge.

Especially such a gentle appearance suppresses vigorous political ideals, a heart that is unwilling to be corrupted by the royal family... The words in the book are more able to act and endure, bend and stretch, and the hardships are quenched and rolled over him over and over again. Make his blade stronger and stronger.

No wonder there are so many people who love him and hate him inside and outside the book, and want to conquer him and destroy him.

As the one who was about to be overthrown, Ji Zheng should have had alarm bells ringing in his heart at this moment, but he just sighed from the bottom of his heart.

It's a pity not to ascend the throne if the words are clearer.

He walked quickly from a distance in a detached and polite way, with a slightly surprised expression on his face, he called out again, "Your Majesty, the pool is dangerous."

Ji Zheng came back to his senses and covered his face with one hand, and quickly smeared the handwriting on the railing with the other, "I didn't..."

"Plop", the small jade pill held between the vermilion lips fell in response, and the water in the pool was dark and silent, bottomless.

"My good stuff!"