After the interpenetration, I forced the emperor to become a scholar

Today is the day to choose a concubine, the palace is decorated with lanterns and festoons, and Chi Ying sits on the throne. Below is a row of beautifully dressed young girls, and their respective bully fathers stand behind them.

These are all people who have been screened out after going through layers of selection. They are all beautiful, dignified and elegant, and there is not even a single ugly one at first glance.

She really deserves to be the beauties scavenged from inside and outside the country. If they were collectively thrown into the modern age, they would all be able to make their debut in situ.

"Your Majesty choose a talent competition?" Shen Huai was helping him look through the roster, "Or Your Majesty can just choose the one you like."

There is no great emperor in Hu country, let alone a great empress dowager. The preparation for the first draft can only be done by Zhenyuan general Shen Huai who is the emperor's sister.It was the first time for Shen Huai to take off his thin armor, and it was the first time he had to work hard, and the process of looking through the roster for each face was also a headache.

No matter how they feel, they look similar.

Shen Wang said that it was just a formality, he himself had no real intention of accepting the harem, and late response was naturally something he wished for.He didn't want to watch the harem tearing up in person at close range and experience being involved in court dramas in real time, and he didn't want old men running to him all the time.

This draft took a full half a day, and it was said to put a hook... so how should I put it?

Chi Ying tilted his head and asked Shen Huai: "What projects are there?"

"Tea art, embroidery, qin art, poetry writing, flower repairing, calligraphy and painting, riding and shooting... There are a lot of them, depending on what your majesty likes."

Chi Ying let out an "oh" and said coldly, "I don't like it."

"..."

"Then let's do it all over again."

"..."

Is this intentional to exhaust the show girls to death?

But Chi Ying's calculations were accurate. In order to enter the palace, let alone a talent show, he was afraid that someone would rush over overnight to set a world record with bare hands if he mentioned climbing Mount Everest on the spot.

But it is too time-consuming to compare all talents, and it is impossible for anyone to master them all. No one is sure about this kind of more versatile thing. Some ministers have already started to persuade, and even everyone is persuading.Chi Ying thought about it, and the easiest thing is to let Shen Zhu choose by himself, in case he really likes something, it will be easier to deal with the business.

So Chi Ying began to try to connect with Shen Wang on the screen.

However there was no response.

Why didn't the emperor answer the phone again?Chi Ying cursed inwardly, but his face was still indifferent: "It's really time-consuming, why don't you all solve math problems faster than anyone else?"

"..."

In the silence, Shen Huai's hand trembled, and the roster fell to the ground. It took a long time before the hand that used to hold the sword tremblingly picked up the roster. of.

This emperor is so fucking weird!Is this a draft or an imperial examination?

What's the matter, you have to take a math test before going to bed?Whoever passed the exam is qualified to climb into the emperor's bed?

In the future, don't fight in the palace, and don't insult each other, "Your Majesty has not favored my sister recently", "Your Majesty will not go to my sister tomorrow", and simply said: "Can my sister write math problems?"

The lethality is no less than cursing.

Chi Ying coughed, thinking that this is a math test... It's really something wrong, it was just about to speak, and at this moment, Shen Wang connected with him.

Chi Ying immediately whispered: "What are you doing? It took a long time to keep in touch with each other, you...why are you all rumors?"

In the turmoil of the wind, Shen Wang seemed to be covered by someone, and he spoke with great difficulty and effort: "Chi-ying-save-life-ah-"

Chi Ying: "..."

what the hell.

"What's the name of the soul? I've connected the screen too. Let's take a look..."

"what--"

The cry in the gust of wind was particularly miserable, and it was his own voice, which was a bit weirder.

"..." Chi Ying's eyes twitched, "What the hell are you doing?"

How miserable is like killing a chicken.

"Ah—what the hell—ah—"

"..."

Even swear words are self-taught?

All the ministers saw that their Majesty seemed to have a sudden cramp in his mouth, and he didn't know what he was talking about for a long time, Shen Huai turned the roster in his hand like playing with a knife, and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty? "

As a result, it turned into: "Sister——"

Chi Ying: "..."

Noisy.

"I'm going to the toilet."

"...Huh?" Shen Huai looked like he had seen a ghost.

Chi Ying didn't care about anything, left the throne in a hurry, walked to the back garden seemingly calmly but staggered, and finally took out the bronze mirror, ready to connect to the screen.

Shen Wang actually accepted it.

Then he saw the scene in the mirror whirling for a while, the blue sky, white clouds and green trees mixed with the Northeast, and there was a particularly conspicuous...his own face.

He discerned Shen Wang's surroundings, and finally understood the reason why Shen Wang howled just now.

Fucking he's sitting on a big pendulum!

Shen Wang's facial expression has been seriously distorted, and if he listens carefully, he can hear other people's screams, Shen Wang seems to be holding back, he has been gritting his teeth and not making a sound, but when Chi Ying called out "Your Majesty" softly again, he He started calling for help again.

"..." Chi Ying himself is also afraid of heights. He was already a little dizzy looking at the scene in the mirror, so he felt the same for Shen Wang's experience, and it was rare for him to comfort him, "Close your eyes, don't look, hold on to the handrail, stop in a while alright."

He felt that he had never talked to someone so gently, like coaxing a child.

Hearing Chi Ying's voice over there, Shen Wang also calmed down a bit. For the first time in modern society, he had the thought of "I feel like I'm going to die here". Being in a strange place, his instinctive reaction was to look for his only one. familiar person.

However, that person was far away in the sky, and the only way to communicate was through the communication of the bronze mirror. Deep in his heart, he was always suffocated. Only when he clearly heard the movement, could he feel relieved to some extent.

Unknowingly, he was forced out of his long-lost childishness by Chi Ying.

He came to the amusement park because he was really idle and bored. Jiangyang is not a big city, and the amusement park is not very luxurious. At a glance... it just looks like this big pendulum is the biggest and most fun.

So he paid 20 yuan full of confidence, and the young lady who led him up red-faced tied the safety device for him, and then started the big pendulum.

And then... no more.

His character has already changed greatly in Xingyelou, becoming ruthless and domineering, acting recklessly, he can do whatever it takes to achieve his goals, otherwise he would not have become an emperor from a concubine.

As a result, the arrogant Emperor Xuanyao almost fell into the amusement park.

He has never regretted anything, except for... sitting on this big pendulum.

"It's too late to help!"

"I'll never fucking sit on this crap again!"

"..."

The time to go out to "go to the toilet" can't be too long, Chi Ying endured the goosebumps and coaxed him with good words for a while, cut off the screen communication, took the bronze mirror back, and returned to the hall.

Facing this terrible draft again, Chi Ying had even more headaches, this time he was extremely determined, and brushed the brush to write an algebraic expression on the paper: "Well, that's the problem, I will accept whoever can solve it Into the harem."

"..."

If things go on like this, Emperor Xuanyao is very likely to die alone and lose his children and grandchildren.

Sure enough, no one had the courage to step forward to answer.

Chi Ying breathed a sigh of relief, this time he could finally say "I didn't like any of them", he stood up and was about to announce the end of the draft.

However, all of a sudden, Chi Ying's eyes went dark, only Shen Huai exclaimed "Ah Wan", and there was commotion around him, before he had time to react, he lost consciousness.