After the interpenetration, I forced the emperor to become a scholar

Tie Tie is a very scary software. Before the first day of class, Zhang Ziwen deliberately said a lot of text in the group, for example: "You guys remember to turn on the camera and recording permission of your mobile phone. When the time comes, you will call and answer questions immediately. You can't have a microphone without a voice." Bar."

Then someone replied.

"Teacher, the camera of my mobile phone is broken."

"Teacher, my microphone is bad."

"Teacher, the Nokia I use cannot be used for online classes. The computer was bought in the last century. My dad usually uses it to play cards."

"Teacher, I don't have internet at home. It's not me who is typing now, it's my soul."

Adding online classes is already a scary thing. Most of them are thinking about how to hang up in a fair manner. However, now that there is a roll call to answer questions, what if... people are sleeping when the time is up?What if someone is in the toilet?How embarrassing?

It's a pity that Zhang Ziwen is merciless: "The school stipulates that if you don't answer when your name is called, you will be punished as absenteeism."

When Chi Ying saw the news, Shen Wang had just returned from dealing with affairs in ancient times.Apart from the confusion when he first learned about online classes, after Shen Wang woke up, he had the cunning of a bad student.

"Actually, I don't think I need to ask for leave. Anyway, my mobile phone is with you. When the time comes to class, you can use my mobile phone to sign in. He can't make a video call?"

This was just analyzed by Shen Wang yesterday, and Chi Ying could even clearly remember his triumphant look at that time.

Poor Majesty's words come true.

Shen Du is still wearing an ancient robe with dragon pattern, it is really troublesome to put on and take off this winter's clothes, Shen Du doesn't go out very much here, so he simply regards the ancient clothes as casual clothes.

Shen Wang was still holding two pieces of cakes smelling like green onions, and he handed one of them to Chi Ying: "This is just made by the imperial dining room, it has been improved for a long time before it tastes similar to the one sold downstairs in the community, try it? "

Chi Ying took the scallion pancake, but was not in a hurry to eat it. He looked at Shen Wang who was looking forward to him, and couldn't bear to say: "Your Majesty, I have some bad news for you."

"what?"

"During the online class, the teacher will select people to ask random questions, and whoever clicks will turn on the front camera to answer the questions. Therefore, your idea of ​​asking me to help you hang up the phone may not be realized."

"..."

The residue of scallion pancake fell to the ground, and Chi Ying helplessly patted Shen Wang's stiff shoulder: "You still have to improve yourself, I can't do it, Your Majesty."

Shen Wang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Then... isn't it a class of one grade to attend classes together? Isn't there more than 1000 people in your entire second-year liberal arts class, isn't the chance of asking me a question just one in a thousand?"

Look, it's a crime for the child to call himself anxious.

"That's the way it is said, but you just bet that you won't be named? What if?" Chi Ying earnestly said, "Look, there are thousands of people in this world, but you are the one I like. Isn't it lower than a thousandth? Isn't it still the same?"

Shen Huang was stunned for a long time before he realized that this was a seemingly casual love speech, His Majesty scratched his head, he put the wisdom of governing the country on how to skip class in an upright manner, finally, His Majesty had an idea.

"Anyway, I can wear it back at any time now. I usually stay in the bedroom in the afternoon over there. If you call me by name, just tell me and I will come back directly, and it will only delay a few seconds."

"..."

How much does this guy not want to go to class?It's only been a semester, are you tired of studying like this?

Chi Ying is like a helpless parent whose child is unwilling to study: "It's fine, fine, it's up to you, but don't blame me if you don't get into college."

"Oh, anyway, there is Ah Ying, I will learn it by myself over there, and if I don't know it, just ask you."

In the end, Chi Ying had already experienced what it was like to be a cram school teacher in advance.

He has no choice but to let Shen Wang do it, anyway, this guy is not stupid, he has already reached the undergraduate level, and after a year and a half of piecemeal learning, as long as he doesn't mess around, he can generally pass the exam point of college.

The online classes were arranged for a total of two weeks. The school probably feared that the students would be rebellious, so they did not arrange many classes. One hour a day meant nothing, and no new classes were taught. It was just a summary of past knowledge points.

Monday's class is Chinese, taught by Chenhua.

As soon as this teacher, who looked young but was actually an old man, appeared on the camera, the live broadcast communication area where few people spoke just now became hot, and the girls in other classes typed like they had seen a star, trying to attract this eleventh middle school history teacher. Attention from the most handsome teacher ever.

The topics are getting more and more outrageous, from asking age to asking if you have a wife, everything, it seems to be a good-looking anchor live broadcast.It was obviously the first time for the aloof God Lord to encounter such a thing, and his frown became tighter and tighter.

"Everyone...you should pay more attention to your studies, don't focus on messy things, I'll send you a sign-in, and the class will start."

Fortunately, they need an invitation code to enter the class, and the account is verified by real name, so they can attend the class smoothly if they are tied to the school. Otherwise, it is very likely that the number of viewers will explode just like the year-end party.

But the barrage area was still maxed out, just like the scene of a fan cloud meeting.

[Ah, ah, Mr. Chen is so handsome, my best friend really didn't lie to me. 】

[Obviously you can rely on your appearance for a living, but you have to be a teacher! 】

[I heard that being a teacher will lead to baldness and gradually become Mediterranean, so Teacher Chen will not follow in the same footsteps, right? 】

[Wuuuuuuu don't, such a handsome guy must not be bald when he gets old. 】

As a result, the star-chasing scene inexplicably turned into a bald head seminar.

Although Chen Hua didn't look expressionless in the camera, the act of closing the barrage is enough to see the panic in his heart.

"Isn't he some divine master? Can a divine master be so embarrassed?"

Out of curiosity about what the online class is like, His Majesty didn't miss class today, and watched the video honestly with his mobile phone in his hand, only to see such a funny scene.

"Maybe... Both men and women are more interested in their own age." Chi Ying couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, "Especially good-looking ones."

Shen Juan snorted coldly: "Tsk, he looks like that, not as good-looking as Ah Ying, and he is old enough to be related to your previous life. I don't know how old he is."

Chen Hua, who was lecturing live, sneezed solidly.

After a while, Shen Wang said "Hehe": "Ah Ying, our school is on the trending list again."

"Ok?"

The Chinese class is undoubtedly boring, even Chi Ying couldn't help paddling. Hearing what Shen Wang said, he grabbed Shen Wang's phone without hesitation and glanced at it.

【Teacher from another family in Jiangyang No. [-] Middle School】

This is almost the same as the day of the party.

But the party is a down-to-earth official live broadcast, but the online class is different, and I don't know which classmate is idle and has nothing to do, but actually recorded the live broadcast and circulated the video through a third party.

Then the online class live broadcast became popular.

This hot search went straight to the top, and Internet trolls came after hearing it, "Can you be a teacher if you have a good-looking face these days, it's just a vase, don't mislead your children." "Information.

A 24-year-old doctoral student who graduated from a top teacher training college in the country.

Internet troll: "..."

This one is too strong to spray.

Chen Hua concentrates on lecturing, and he doesn't know what kind of waves he caused on the Internet, but he knows in his heart that Chi Ying must be attending the lecture, and since Chi Ying is here, maybe the wolf cub is also there.Both his own heart and those who robbed him of his heart are watching. As an elder, he naturally cannot stretch his hips.

But regarding the fact that his cabbage was raped by pigs, the Almighty still felt a little aggrieved.

He was the one who matched the people, but in the end it was himself who sighed.

In order to satisfy the little desire for revenge in his heart, the venerable God Lord couldn't wait to ask a question just after analyzing the rhetorical techniques and problem-solving methods.

Chen Hua looked at the camera with a smile on his face, but the hand outside the camera was silently gazing with a faint golden light.

Lord God used the word "cheating" to the extreme.

In the software, countless people's student numbers and names were skipped one after another. After a few seconds, the speed gradually slowed down, and when it finally stopped to freeze, all the students in the eleventh middle school stared wide-eyed.

"Student Shen Wang, can you hear me? Are you there?"

Shen Wan: "..."

He clearly saw a trace of cunning from Chen Hua's serious expression!

Fortunately, I didn't miss class today, otherwise the old man might have his way!Shen Wang took a deep breath, cursed a few words in his heart, just when he was about to speak, Chi Ying said: "Your Majesty, you haven't changed your clothes."

Shen Wang just came back from ancient times, just came to join in the excitement of online classes, and was still wearing a dragon robe.He didn't expect that the rock music really selected him in the first round.

"He definitely used unfair means." Shen Wang said angrily.

However, there was no way, the situation forced Shen Wang to turn on the microphone and camera, and said stubbornly: "Teacher, I am here."

His big head successfully appeared in the lower right corner of the online class live broadcast interface.

Chenhua turned off the barrage and questioning functions, but on the other side of the broadcast, the barrage had already exploded.

[Hasty, 2 minutes, I want all the information of this little brother! 】

[I'll go, which school is this?Why is it so handsome to randomly pick a student? 】

[Hey, this little brother's clothes... Is he wearing Hanfu? 】

Shen Wang didn't know that people outside were admiring his headshot, and even, His Majesty didn't know what Chen Hua just asked.

That's right, he was absentmindedly swiping Weibo just now, and when he came back, he found that he had been named.

The camera was turned on for a while, and when Chen Hua looked at him without changing his face, Shen Wang remembered that he didn't know what the problem was.In desperation, His Majesty could only tilt his head, and asked softly, "What did he just ask?"

Chi Ying: "...the rhetorical function of parallelism."

Chi Ying's voice came into Shen Wang's microphone clearly, following the sound of Chi Ying's voice in the entire online class live broadcast room.