He quit the second generation

As soon as Ye Xiaogou's name came out, everyone on stage burst into laughter.

Lin Youyou smiled and wiped away tears: "Don't say it, it's quite appropriate."

"It's so funny." Song Zizhang laughed so hard that his face turned red.

The name Ye Xiaogou...

Ye Xiaojiu rubbed his chin and spoke quickly: "Sounds a bit like my half-brother."

As soon as these words came out, Li Tian immediately raised his hand: "I will immediately change the name of my dog ​​to Ye Xiaogou when I go back."

"You don't have to!" Ye Xiaojiu immediately crossed her hands in front of her chest.

The god-like reaction speed attracted many people's joy.

At this moment, Ye Xiaojiu didn't know that one day after a long time, he would regret it because of his quick talk at this moment.

Urged by the host Zhong Xiaoxiao, Ye Xiaojiu slid down the slide.Then, as no surprise, he was surrounded by the little friends who were waiting on the sidelines below.

Facing a pair of demonic claws extending towards him, Ye Xiaojiu knew that he couldn't escape this encounter.He is also quite flexible, switching from arrogant and proud to pitiful mode in a second.With clasped hands and watery eyes, he begged pitifully for mercy: "Please let me go!"

"Now I know I'm wrong? It's too late~!" Zhang Xin's final sound was brought out, and she stretched out her hand excitedly, gently pinching Ye Xiaojiu's cheek.

"Wow, you don't have makeup on? It feels really good!" She looked at the friends next to her, "Don't just stand there, teach him to be a man!"

Someone became the vanguard, Li Tian and others were not polite now, and stretched out their claws towards Ye Xiaojiu one after another.

After a while, Ye Xiaojiu's screams were heard from the bottom of the slide: "Take it easy... oh, don't move your face, I'm going to rely on my face for a living..."

When Ye Xiaojiu, who was able to bend and stretch, reappeared in the public eye, she was no longer glamorous—reddish cheeks, hair like a chicken coop, coupled with those big watery eyes glistening with tears, how pitiful she was. .

"It looks like it's been ravaged miserably," Song Zizhang said with a smile, "I want to do it twice."

"Who doesn't want to." Lin You smiled, and said again: "Okay, let's let Xiao Jiu go first, we still haven't started the third round."

Only then did the few people completely withdraw their hands that were about to move.Ye Xiaojiu also breathed a sigh of relief, and walked out while pulling her hair.Alas, I accidentally let myself go too far.It seems that we should do less of such outrageous things in the future...

As soon as the third round of the game started, Ye Xiaojiu was once again surrounded by several brothers and sisters.This time was different from the last time "the enemy does not move and I do not move", several people surrounded him and at the same time forced him into the sponge pool step by step.

Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help swallowing, and retreated into the pool step by step, a little timidly, until there was no way to retreat.

But Li Tian and the others smirked, and slowly stretched out their claws towards him.At that moment, Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help but feel sorry for herself: "I feel like a sheep in a wolf's pen, weak and helpless. Is it too late to surrender now?"

Li Tian and Wan Danzhuo said in unison: "It's late, little sheep, just admit it!"

After finishing speaking, the two big boys took the lead in extending Nanny Rong's hand towards him.The two girls followed closely behind, and all four of them laughed wickedly, like Snow White and her stepmother.

Yo, is this staged?Ye Xiaojiu raised her eyebrows, the expression on her face instantly turned into sadness, and she choked up, "Don't come over here, I'll jump off!"

This kind of inexplicable plot trend directly made Zhao Xiaoxiao unable to pretend, and laughed: "Why do you still want to jump into the river?"

"No, I'm going to jump off a cliff!" Ye Xiaojiu said seriously, "You guys should think clearly, after I jump off, I will be able to practice martial arts skills, and then you will no longer be my opponents!"

"Pfft..." Lin You, the host outside the venue, burst out laughing. He managed to hold back his laughter and raised a hand to cheer up Li Tian and others in the swimming pool: "Come on, don't be cowardly! Li Tian, ​​Xiao Xiao, you guys Just let him dance a few, I want to see what martial arts skills he can learn!"

Li Tian and the others looked at each other, but they really couldn't hold back their laughter, and they all looked at Ye Xiaojiu with their arms crossed.Among them, Zhang Yun, a soft girl, urged her cruelly: "Let's jump, hurry up."

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." There is no more love, this world.

He jerked his body back and exerted force on his feet. Before the others could react, he did a backflip and flipped directly out of the sponge pool.

The hosts and guests on the stage, as well as the few audience who saw this scene, all exclaimed.

He supported and jumped skillfully with both hands, but in just a split second Ye Xiaojiu stood perfectly on the stage outside the sponge pool, raised his hands high as a gesture of surrender: "I abstain from this game!"

After saying abstaining, he swaggered to the side of the host, zipped up his coat, and had a light and relaxed smile on his face.

Li Tian and the other four in the arena: "..." Fuck, what is this feeling of punching cotton?

Song Zizhang handed Ye Xiaojiu a microphone, and asked with a smile, "You guys have a pretty good waist. So have you learned martial arts? What is it?"

Zhong Xiaoxiao also asked: "The Sunflower Book or the Evil Sword Book?"

Ye Xiaojiu spread his hands together: "What kind of unique knowledge in martial arts, have you joined the stage?"

Now even Lin You next to him couldn't help but knead his cheeks, it was so cute.

Then he looked towards the middle of the sponge pool, cleared his throat, and said with a smile, "Ye Xiaojiu has abstained, why don't you hurry up and continue?"

Only then did the four people in the pool come to their senses, and they fought together again.

The three hosts including Lin You either cheered for one of them, or fanned the flames, and some of them broadcast live, so it was very lively.

Song Zizhang was the one who cheered. After cheering Zhang Yun again, out of the corner of his eye, he saw an extremely discordant existence in the open space not far away, and smiled immediately.

He poked Lin You with his elbow, and Song Zizhang pouted in that direction: "Hey, look over there."

Lin You looked in the direction he said, and saw Ye Xiaojiu sitting on a small bench not far from them in an open space, with one pair of long legs propped up and the other stretched forward. with.One forearm was resting on his knee, and his chin was resting on the palm.

At this moment, there was still a slight smile on his face, and his clear brown eyes were watching the fierce battle in the pool with such interest that he almost had a piece of melon in his hand.

It's the standard posture of the melon-eating crowd watching the excitement, that's right, Lin You suppressed a smile, quietly walked to his side, and said unexpectedly, "Does it look good?"

"It's interesting..." The voice slowly disappeared, Ye Xiaojiu raised her head and smiled at Lin You: "Brother Lin, why are you here?"

"Seeing how laid back you are, I'm a little jealous." He patted Ye Xiaojiu on the shoulder, "Aren't you interested in prizes at the beginning? Why, you don't want it anymore?"

"No," Ye Xiaojiu smiled easily, "I've already got two stars, as long as I stay ahead by one star from now on, that's fine."

"So you decided to abstain from this game early in the morning?" Lin You was a little surprised. If this was the case, wouldn't the four guests in that game... have been played?

Ye Xiaojiu smiled innocently: "No, no, I want to show everyone more scenes, so as not to be said to be too stealthy in the future."

Who would believe this kind of nonsense, anyway, Lin Youzai looked at the guests in the field with sympathy in his eyes.

The last round of the game was won by Wan Danzhuo. In order to win the game, his coat and socks were taken off by Zhao Xiaoxiao, so pitiful.

Lin You smiled and said: "Okay, after this round of fierce competition, among our guests on the field, Ye Xiaojiu is leading with two stars. Then there is Wan Danzhuo, Xiao Wan has one star. The others are in the next round. You have to work hard, don't be thrown away by them, ah!"

After saying this, the director in the audience reminded them to take a break first and leave the stage for the staff to rearrange.

In a few minutes, when the big guy appeared on the stage again, the sponge pool had disappeared.Instead, there is a stage covered with thin sponge pads.At the end of the sponge pad, there is a large double pole that looks very thick and stable.A few biscuits are hung with ropes on the double poles. They look quite small and can be eaten one at a time.

Zhong Xiaoxiao held the card in his hand and said: "The next game is to eat cookies in the dark. Have you seen the cookies over there? After a while, you all have to put on blindfolds, turn around three times in place, and then go over there .”

"To take care of the height of the girls, half of the biscuits are lower and the other half tall. The guests can only eat the biscuits with their mouths and cannot touch them with their hands. Every time they eat a biscuit, they will get a star."

Ye Xiaojiu counted, there were ten small biscuits in total, thinking that at least four would be enough.Fortunately, biscuits are eaten one bite at a time, and there is basically no possibility of eating other people's saliva.Otherwise, he would consider giving up this competition.

When the game started, Ye Xiaojiu was put on a blindfold and walked around three times in situ with the others.He has always had a good sense of direction, so he found the direction accurately after stopping.

Among the other guests, Li Tian had a better sense of direction, and the others seemed to be walking around, causing the three hosts to remind them outside the venue.

Not long after Ye Xiaojiu walked out, the hand that was stretched out to explore the way met another big hand.Immediately afterwards, the owner of that big hand hugged him tightly.

Ye Xiaojiu was startled, and struggled subconsciously: "Who, let go! Molested!"

"It's me, it's me, it's me!" the man shouted in a voice that sounded like Wan Danzhuo.

"What are you hugging me for?" Ye Xiaojiu pulled Wan Danzhuo away vigorously.

"Holding you is the only way to find the way!" Wan Danzhuo replied confidently, not only that, but he didn't let go of Ye Xiaojiu's hand.Obviously, he made up his mind to rely on Ye Xiaojiu.

Ye Xiaojiu's face was full of helplessness that couldn't be concealed even through the blindfold: "Then you will let me walk anyway!"

Wan Danzhuo was stunned for a moment, and said "ah" twice in a daze.Until Ye Xiaojiu said the last sentence again: "If you trap me and don't let me move, isn't that equivalent to trapping yourself? What's the matter, you don't want to win?"

Li Tian, ​​who heard the voice not far away, took the time to interject with a smile: "It's okay, Xiao Wan, you just sacrifice your little self to fulfill your big self, and trap this evildoer to death."

Ye Xiaojiu almost rolled her eyes when she heard this, it hurt this group too much.

Maybe God couldn't stand Li Tian's schadenfreude, so he was caught by Zhao Xiaoxiao within two seconds after he finished speaking, and he hugged his arm and didn't let go.

"Brother Tian, ​​please guide me! It's too difficult, this game is too difficult for someone like me who has no sense of direction..."

Not only Zhao Xiaoxiao, Zhang Yun also groped through Li Tian's voice bit by bit, and obviously wanted to join the "Seeking to Bring Fly" team.

Listening to Li Fei's sad voice, Ye Xiaojiu's mood suddenly improved.It's good that I'm not the only one who is unlucky.

He patted Wan Danzhuo's hand: "Let's drive, little Wanzi."

"I think I should be called Xiao Zhuozi." The face of Wan Danzhuo, who is asking for others, is no longer the same as before.

"Whatever you like, whichever you like." Ye Xiaojiu finished the sentence in the tone of "destroy the world", and dragged Xiao Zhuozi forward with difficulty.

After finally touching the railing, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time sighed: "I feel like I've gone through ninety-nine and 81 difficulties."

Song Zizhang outside the court smiled and said: "Pull it down, this is where you are. At most, you have experienced the Pansi Cave."

These words are detrimental enough to compare Wan Danzhuo to a goblin.

"Tang Monk is really not easy." Ye Xiaojiu was deeply moved. If it were him, he would have turned into a demon on the spot and sacrificed those goblins to heaven.

Wan Danzhuo himself laughed, instead of being ashamed, he was proud of it, and said proudly: "I learned from you, Xiao Jiu. Soldiers never tire of cheating, right!"

Ye Xiaojiu couldn't see his expression, but he could tell from his voice that he definitely deserved a beating.

Soon, he felt that Wan Danzhuo had gone to find the location of the biscuit, and Li Tian also brought the two beauties closer.

Ye Xiaojiu was a little flustered, she had no advantage over the two men in terms of height.In terms of frailty, he is not as delicate as two girls, and he cannot "influence" two boys with Huairou politics to release him.

And after Wan Danzhuo's slapstick operation just now, Ye Xiaojiu deliberately wanted to avoid them, so as not to suffer disaster again when they fought in a melee.

Ye Xiaojiu's heart turned as the cold railing under his palm touched people's hearts.In the next second, he suddenly took off his socks with both hands, shared his hands and feet, and quickly climbed up quickly while hugging the fence.

The host outside the venue and the audience all exclaimed.Lin You even changed his face: "Xiao Jiu, slow down... hey, don't climb up, come down..."

Li Tian near the railing was at a loss: "What's wrong? What's Xiao Jiu doing again?"

"Climbing? What did he climb?" Zhao Xiaoxiao also asked in doubt.

Wan Danzhuo fumbled around with his hands: "I don't know, I seem to hear a strange sound, very close to me."

"If he's close to you, he won't be able to climb the double poles, right? Impossible, he can't see, and the poles are slippery, how can he climb..."

"Oh, leave him alone, eat the biscuits quickly. How are you groping for this..."

While the few of them were discussing, Ye Xiaojiu had already touched the top of the railing.He moved nimbly, flipped up quickly, and carefully reached another railing with his feet.

After a while, he was sitting safely on the double poles.Then he moved his position slowly while sweeping under the railing with his hands.

Seeing his operation, Zhong Xiaoxiao was a little dazed, and asked Lin You next to him, "What is he doing?"

Lin You, who had already seen it, wiped his face, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Cheating."

While speaking, Ye Xiaojiu had already touched a rope.He immediately tore the rope with force.Then pull the rope down little by little until you feel the weight change with your fingers.

He raised his head, accurately put the small biscuit at the end of the rope into his mouth, and grabbed it.Well, it's crispy, sweet, slightly salty, and tastes good.

Then it was concocted according to the law, and one rope after another was torn off.Often when he touches the rope, he will weigh it first, and he will not pull it if he feels that it is not heavy.

During the period, the four of Li Tian and the others fumbled in the audience, but they failed to affect Ye Xiaojiu at all.

The host on stage and the audience burst out laughing when they saw this scene—under the almost three-meter-long railing, two men and two women were blindfolded and groping around.Occasionally jumping, sometimes hitting the little partner next to me, don't mention how hard it is.

On the railing, a well-behaved and good-looking boy was sitting there wearing a black blindfold, holding a rope in his hand, and was opening his mouth to put the small biscuit at the end of the rope into his mouth.It is leisurely and poetic.

One shot up and down, two worlds.

Lin Youyou smiled and said: "You can be regarded as knowing what is called the world's Shen Qi."

Just when Ye Xiaojiu finished eating the fifth biscuit, Zhong Xiaoxiao shouted outside the field: "Time is up, the game is over. Ye Xiaojiu got five stars, Wan Danzhuo got two stars, Li Tian got two stars, Zhao Xiaoxiao One star."

Ye Xiaojiu pulled off the blindfold and lowered her head to meet the dull-faced brothers and sisters below who also just took off the blindfold.

He smiled slightly, and focused on Wan Danzhuo: "Xiao Wanzi, have you seen it? This is what makes soldiers never tire of cheating."

"..." Wan Danzhuo raised his hand and looked to the outside: "Report, Ye Xiaojiu violated the rules! He cheated!"

Lin You coughed lightly, and said with a smile, "Strictly speaking, he didn't violate the rules. The rules only say that you can't touch the biscuits with your hands, and he did it."

"........."

Not afraid of death, Ye Xiaojiu continued to add fuel to the flames. He raised his index finger and tapped on the railing, inscrutable: "Cheating is also a manifestation of strength."

Wan Danzhuo and the others had hardened their fists.

Song Zizhang grinned and asked, "Xiao Jiu, how do you feel after playing this round of games? Do you have any thoughts?"

Ye Xiaojiu subconsciously licked her lower lip: "Yes."

He burped a little, and said from the bottom of his heart, "The biscuits are delicious, but they're a bit small."