He quit the second generation

Shen Nai knew that he was defeated.The defeat was not wronged at all, and he even deserved it - where did he get the confidence to think that his skin could be thicker than Ye Xiaojiu? !

And Ye Xiaojiu was not shy at all, Shen Nai had no way to refute this, so he looked at the show again.This time the program did not end at night, but continued to broadcast a segment of the next morning when they went up the mountain.

Seeing that their pace was more casual than that of the old grandmother, Shen Nai couldn't help complaining: "Look at each of you, you are not as strong as the cleaning lady of the company, are the two bowls of rice you eat for nothing?"

Ye Xiaojiu disagreed: "Two bowls of rice are for Gao Sisi, but I only eat one bowl. She looks like a walking dead, so I have the guts to be more energetic than her."

"It's just you." Shen Nai glared at him, and at the same time couldn't help but think that the company's major agents should pay attention and arrange physical exercises for these stars.If they got up a little earlier for the last show, they would look like zombies, which would be very detrimental to their image of being an entertainment player!

Seeing Ye Xiaojiu's unconvinced appearance, Shen Nai was about to continue talking about him, a young idol really shouldn't be lifeless, without any vitality.But before he could open his mouth, he heard a high-pitched and scary singing voice coming from the TV.

"The little boat pushes the waves..."

Shen Nai couldn't help trembling, subconsciously complained: "Obviously it was the waves that overturned the boat!"

After saying this, he looked up at the TV again, wanting to see who the hell is here to disturb the people and scare people.

Then when I looked over, I realized that it was the sleepy Ye Xiaojiu.

The program team also took a special shot of a group of birds that were startled out of the nearby mountains and forests, and then gave shots of Gao Sisi and Li Yi.Those people, just like Shen Nai now, trembled visibly to the naked eye, and then looked at Ye Xiaojiu in shock.In the camera, Cheng Qing was the only one who was smirking calmly, obviously he was deliberately leading Ye Xiaojiu to sing.

Shen Nai: "..."

He wiped his face, looked at Ye Xiaojiu, who was hugging his knees on the floor next to him, with a "nothing to do with me" expression, and smiled: "I suddenly thought of a poem, which is especially suitable to describe this situation."

Ye Xiaojiu had already delayed the director a hundred times in her heart, if she agreed with her own person, would she cut it off? !This is great, people all over the country not only know that he has been bullied, but also know that his singing is terrible, and his few fans are afraid that he will run away!

He wanted to pretend to be calm, but when he heard Shen Nai's words, he couldn't help but glance at him from the corner of his eye.

Shen Nai didn't show off, and smiled and said a few words: "Thousands of mountains and birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear."

"..." Looking at the frightened bird flying out of the woods in the camera, and Gao Sisi's unknowingly taking half a step back, Ye Xiaojiu remained suspicious.

There is no way to refute.He knew that if he hadn't stopped in time, Gao Sisi and the others would have turned around and ran away.At this time, the barrage had also been brushed crazy, densely packed, Ye Xiaojiu struggled to see a few of them clearly.

[The magic sound penetrates the brain, rub it! ]

[This is the first time I saw a boy who can sing this song like a heroic song...]

[Ye Xiaojiu: Otherwise, where do you think my beauty comes from?hhh replaced by sound]

[Laughing to death, Cheng Qing is too bad hahaha, seeing Sisi and the others frightened, he was fully energized. ]

[Good guy, my whole family was frightened by his voice!Another Deadly Singer contestant]

Ye Xiaojiu was quite dissatisfied: "Why don't I turn it up a bit, make my voice wider, and turn it up a bit..."

"It's a bit scary." Shen Nai tacitly helped him add.

Ye Xiaojiu: "...Boss, you will hurt my self-confidence. In this case, you should actually encourage me, comfort me, and find me a million-dollar tuner. After all, you want to train me to be When it comes to quality idols, there has to be some investment to pay off, right?"

Shen Nai smiled: "No, I just decided not to let you be an idol."

"Not to be an idol?" Ye Xiaojiu rubbed his chin. "Being an actor is not bad, but my acting skills are not professional enough. Maybe you need to find a teacher to teach me..."

"No need," Shen Nai said lightly, "I've decided to let you become a comedian. No cost, save money and trouble."

Ye Xiaojiu: "???" Does he have a comic astrology?

The conversation between the two ended like this, and they looked at the TV together again.On the TV, several people were discussing about buying a house in City S. When Ye Xiaojiu said that the money left after buying the house would be enough for him to spend his whole life on the premise that he died tomorrow, the audience burst out laughing, shouting that this kid is too It's too snarky.

And Shen Nai couldn't help asking the deity: "Have you never thought about buying it with a loan? If you pay the down payment, you should be able to afford it, right?"

Ye Xiaojiu shook her head: "I don't have the qualifications to buy a house, and I'm not old enough, so I can't get a loan without a guarantor."

So if he wants to buy a house now, he can only pay in full.He couldn't buy the good house he dreamed of in one step with all the money.Even if he takes a step back and buys the ones that are worse, I am afraid that after the purchase is over, the days to come will be miserable.

He didn't want to go back to the days when he used to tighten his belt, it was too difficult.

Shen Nai was silent for a while, and then cheered him up dryly: "Work hard."

Ye Xiaojiu nodded: "Try your best." The house cannot be forced.He has to think about house matters under the premise of ensuring that his living conditions will not be negatively affected.

The two chatted so well that the show had already reached the point where Ye Xiaojiu was eating sour wild fruits.That part made the audience shout that Ye Xiaojiu was too stupid, and Shen Nai couldn't help but sigh: "How did you live to such an age?"

Ye Xiaojiu turned her head and smiled at him: "I also know how to judge people. Who can make jokes and hate people, who can't make jokes and make friends with each other, I basically don't miss it."

Shen Nai was overjoyed, and chatted and laughed with him, forgetting to watch the show for a while.

It wasn't until two cat meows came from the show that they watched it.In the show, Ye Xiaojiu quarreled with the cat again after going down the mountain.And not far from the gate behind him, three friends were watching and recording videos stacked on top of each other.

Seeing that Ye Xiaojiu seemed to be losing, Shen Nai couldn't help but want to complain that he couldn't even win a fight with a cat.But Ye Xiaojiu on the TV suddenly changed her meowing from a cat to a barking from a dog.

"Xiaomian, I can bark like a dog, but you can't!"

Ye Xiaojiu's voice next to him completely overlapped with his cheerful and self-satisfied voice in the show.

Shen Nai couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded him with a smile: "Do you still dare to be a bit more stupid?!"

Ye Xiaojiu just smiled slightly at this, completely giving up on maintaining her perfect image.

At this time, the audience, like Cheng Qing and the other three who crazily laughed at Ye Xiaojiu's unscrupulous behavior, went crazy with joy.

[XSWL Ye Xiaojiu, you are really good at it, you bully even cats]

[Cat: Are you polite?Pfft hahaha it doesn’t dare to move anymore]

[Just bully cats and don’t know how to bark like dogs, no, I get a headache from laughing QWQ]

……

Ye Xiaojiu murmured softly: "Just bullying it can't bark, otherwise how can I win."

While laughing wildly, Shen Nai crossed that fat cat in his heart, Amitabha, go at ease!

During the show, the three of Cheng Qing, who could only eat bibimbap with soy sauce, held bowls and competed in front of the camera with their blood and tears, and finally told everyone one thing—laughing at Ye Xiaojiu, there is really no good end, and you have a lot of grudges.

At the end of this episode, Ye Xiaojiu, who killed one thousand enemies and lost eight hundred, was humming a ditty by the side of the vegetable garden with soy sauce bibimbap, but was bribed by the garden staff with green onions and eggs, begging him to shut up.

That part just made the audience laugh silly.

[Too amazing box box box...]

[Where is the head?Where's the head I just laughed off?Who saw my head? ]

[Laughing so hard that I'm in vibration mode, I'm afraid this show is going to be a godsend]

[Ahhh, when is the next episode coming, the program team should hurry up]

……

However, the program group just doesn't behave like a human being, let alone hurry up, and doesn't even show a preview.Ye Xiaojiu didn't care either. After watching the show, she looked at Shen Nai: "Boss, are you hungry? How about some noodles?"

"Don't worry," Shen Nai rubbed his stomach aching from laughing, took out his phone and clicked on Weibo: "First, let's see if you're on the trending searches."

After hearing what he said, Ye Xiaojiu took out her mobile phone and took a look.

On, and on several.

#Dormitory Those Things#

#叶小九尤子#

#Chicken Fly#

……

There were several of them in a row, and the topic of #高思思一项两碗饭# was also brought up by the way.Ye Xiaojiu immediately felt a sense of balance in her heart - that's great, he just died in society, Gao Sisi was directly executed in public, no one is better than the other.

Ye Xiaojiu didn't look carefully at the trending searches, but judging from his rising number of fans and various private messages, these trending searches are all positive for him.

Thinking about it carefully, didn't he just catch a chicken, and then the chicken gave him to the dog and flew away!Isn't it just singing the smell of the underworld and being known by the people all over the country!Isn't it just that I have never quarreled with a cat, and I just suppress it like a dog barking...

Humph, what's the matter, isn't everything quite normal!

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaojiu became more confident.Just as he was about to get up and go to the kitchen to cook noodles, he heard his boss calling him to stop him.

Only hearing Shen Nai holding back his laughter, he said in a muffled voice: "Wait a minute, I'll give you some emoticons."

Ye Xiaojiu suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and when he opened the new news, he froze immediately.

Emoticon package 1: The picture of Ye Xiaojiu squatting in the corner to plant mushrooms after failing to catch chickens, with the text: "The child is wronged".

Emoticon package 2: Ye Xiaojiu gave a "Wow" to the big fat cat, with the text: "It hurts so much when I bite people"!

……

Ye Xiaojiu wiped her face: "It's over, my idol burden is gone..."

Shen Nai kindly reminded him: "Wake up, you don't have that stuff in the first place."

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." Seems to be the case too, he's so confused that he doesn't even count as an idol.

This night, the number of Ye Xiaojiu's fans directly exceeded one million, more than double the increase of Cheng Qing and the others.She was so happy that Ye Xiaojiu took the job of Aunt Li, the nanny of Shen Nai's family early the next day, and went to the nearby supermarket to buy vegetables by herself.

When he was shopping in the supermarket wearing a mask, he always felt as if someone was watching him.But after careful observation, there was nothing wrong except for a girl who seemed to be looking at him in the distance.After the girl met his gaze, she seemed to be taken aback for a moment, and then hurried away.

Ye Xiaojiu had no choice but to lift the mask and speed up.

Ten minutes later, he had just stepped out of the supermarket when he was stopped by some girls who appeared out of nowhere.

One of the girls was the one he saw in the supermarket.The girl called him by his name directly: "Hi, may I ask that you are Ye Xiaojiu, right?"

Sensing that the girls seemed to have no malicious intentions, Ye Xiaojiu nodded lightly: "Yes."

The girls screamed excitedly, and then one of them said to him: "Well, we are your fans, and we have a gift for you."

Ye Xiaojiu hurriedly reached out her hand to refuse: "Sorry, I don't accept expensive gifts."

"It's not expensive, it's just something to eat." A tall girl said, waving her hand not far away.After a while, a boy ran over there.The boy was holding a live chicken with its claws and wings bound, and after running close, he stuffed the chicken into Ye Xiaojiu's arms.

Ye Xiaojiu caught it subconsciously, and looked at them with a dazed face, unable to react for a while.

"This is the gift we want to give you." The tall girl said, as if afraid of Ye Xiaojiu's rejection, she ran away with the little sister and the boy.

After running away, the boy still didn't forget to turn his head and shout at him: "Ye Xiaojiu, my girlfriend wants me to tell you: It's okay if the chicken flies, we'll give you one, so don't be sad or wronged!"

It wasn't until the group of people disappeared that Ye Xiaojiu finally came to his senses.

He lowered his head in a daze, and made eye contact with the chicken in his arms.

"...huh?" he said.