He quit the second generation

Shen Nai was in a trance, and the voice of his mother was circulating in his mind: Do you want to get caught?

Want it?

would have needed.

He felt that the little brother who was about to move had returned to lifeless, just like his heart that was ashamed.

It seems to be useless now.

Ye Xiaojiu subconsciously asked, "I need it, do you have it?"

Shen's mother immediately smiled like a spring flower: "I, I, I will buy it!"

After finishing speaking, she hurriedly led the dog away.Don't forget to close the door before leaving, fully embodying the excellent qualities.

Ye Xiaojiu lowered her head and asked Shen Nai in a daze: "No, does she know what number I wear?"

Shen Nai: "..."

He thought, heart like ashes is no longer enough to describe his mood at this time, according to the situation, the ashes should be thrown away.

Things have come to this point, the home run is absolutely impossible to go on.In the end, Shen Nai refused the action on the grounds that he was worried about his mother's retaliation.

Ye Xiaojiu looked at his calm body, and then at his loveless face, she had an epiphany.Kissing Shen Nai distressedly, comforting softly: "It's okay, take your time, I'm not in a hurry."

It's rare to see such a gentle and considerate peerless attacker like him. Ye Xiaojiu, who has been chasing a sadomasochistic love affair recently, was almost not moved to tears by herself.

Shen Nai: "..." It's already a salted fish.

The two silently returned to the state before they fell down, each occupying one side of the sofa.After a while of silence, Ye Xiaojiu grabbed the edge of the sofa: "It's not the same as I imagined when I met my parents."

No insults, no bossy orders, no approachable, but a sentence - do you want to get caught?

Ye Xiaojiu thought, she should have told Shen's mother what number he was wearing.

Shen Nai hugged his knees, looked at Ye Xiaojiu, pursed his lips and said embarrassedly: "I just laughed."

"It must have been frightened." Ye Xiaojiu sighed, "Just to confirm with you, that fierce lady is your mother, I heard her calling you 'son'."

Shen Nai didn't want to admit it and nodded: "Yes."

"Looking at the situation, she seems to accept our relationship well." Ye Xiaojiu sighed, "It seems that I really misunderstood your big brother. He is indeed a good big brother. He must have worked hard to make your mother accept me. !"

The corners of Shen Nai's eyes twitched slightly, and he really wanted to say maybe not.After all, Ye Xiaojiu might not have heard clearly, but Shen Nai could hear clearly. His mother's attitude and words when she broke in were not very kind.

It's just that no matter how his elder brother operates, after this wave, it is estimated that his mother has accepted the relationship between him and Xiao Jiu well.Shen Nai thought, it's not a bad thing.

Without going into the good things his elder brother did, Shen Nai got up and went to pick up the keys on the ground, and said to Ye Xiaojiu: "I guess my mother will come back later, I think we all need to make mental preparations before that."

"I think it's probably your mother who should be mentally prepared." Ye Xiaojiu said, "I saw your parents twice in a row and died. I think I have nothing to fear."

Anyway, the image was gone, so Ye Xiaojiu simply stopped pretending.Speaking of which, this way of meeting parents might be recorded in the history books, Ye Xiaojiu thought, is there anything worse than him?

This is the first time I saw parents using the partner's eldest brother's pocket money as a breakup fee, and it left an impression of worshiping money.The second time I met the parents, I asked the object's mother to catch him on the sofa, and even asked them to buy a condom.

Absolutely, Ye Xiaojiu had to admire him and his boss.

Regarding this, Shen Nai could only hold back a sentence dryly: "It's pretty good."

"But it's quite strange to say," Ye Xiaojiu touched his chin, and said, "Does your brother and your mother accept our relationship too much?"

He looked strangely: "Could it be that you like men in the first place?"

"Ah," Shen Nai said blankly, "No, I haven't talked to anyone."

"So they think that if you've been single for a long time, you won't be so obsessed with your partner's gender?" Ye Xiaojiu said so, but she always felt that it wasn't enough.His boss is young, promising and handsome.

Shen Nai, who has been through the blows, has gradually become indifferent, and he slumped on the sofa like a salted fish and started a showdown: "They always thought that I liked the dog I raised, so my mother took the dog away a few months ago, and she was still strict. Asked me to go back and see the dog to apply."

"..." Ye Xiaojiu no longer knew what expression to use to look at him, "Because you are too kind to dogs?"

"This is only one aspect," Shen Nai wiped his face, "and they think that most of my photo albums are photos of my dogs, and they usually spend more time playing with dogs than people. Of course, the last The key lies in a misunderstanding."

Ye Xiaojiu pushed his shoulder impatiently: "Say it quickly, don't hold back!"

"It's going to start one afternoon..."

That day, the weather was sunny.When Shen Nai was playing with his dog, it happened that his mother and elder brother entered the room together.Then I saw his dog throwing him on the bed, and he was lying flat and doing nothing...

Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help interjecting: "Like I threw you down just now?"

Shen Nai gave him an appreciative look: "Yes, that's it."

I see!Ye Xiaojiu suddenly realized, and looked at him: "So you really don't like dogs?"

Shen Nai: "...No, I like it."

He reached out and nodded Ye Xiaojiu: "I like Ye Xiaogou."

On the other side, Shen's mother left the villa with the big dog all the way, and she was still in a trance after getting in the car.

Seeing this, the driver asked concerned: "Madam, is your son not at home?"

Shen's mother subconsciously replied: "No, he is here."

Then come out so soon?The driver muttered to himself, and asked, "Do you want to go back?"

"No." Mother Shen took a deep breath and said, "Go to the nearest supermarket, I want to buy something."

The driver nodded, started the car and said: "By the way, Mr. Shen called just now, and asked Madam to call him back after finishing the work."

Mother Shen nodded calmly, then made a video call.

On the other end, the middle-aged man whom she called a "dead ghost" earlier, father Shen, the head of the family in Shen Jiaming's face, answered the phone and asked with a smile: "Honey, how's it going, have you seen Xiao Nai's favorite dog? Are you done catching rape?"

"What dog, that's your daughter-in-law!" Shen's mother said loudly, her eyebrows and eyes were full of pride.

"Huh?" Shen's father couldn't keep up with his daughter-in-law's thinking for a while, "What's going on?"

Shen's mother was full of joy, and while stroking the fluffy fur of the big dog next to her, she said: "My dear, I am so happy! Do you know? Our family Xiaonai has a bright future, and he actually found someone! Although it is a Boys, but at least they are individuals, right!"

The corners of Father Shen's mouth twitched slightly, and he began to regret that he followed the words of his wife and elder son in a moment of brain twitching, saying that the younger son was having an affair with his dog, and taking advantage of the trend, he suggested that the wife should detain the younger son's dog.

He said insincerely: "Yes."

Forget it, a man is a man, he is indeed a person after all.According to his youngest son's temper, it would be nice if someone asked for it.

"Let me tell you, that boy looks good-looking, tall and handsome..."

Shen's father suddenly became dissatisfied: "Can I still be as tall as I am handsome?"

Shen's mother was strangely silent, and after a while she finally said hypocritically: "Just, a little bit more handsome than you..."

Upon hearing this, Shen's father stopped doing it, and pulled his wife to start talking about old things.Until the driver in front shouted: "Ma'am, the supermarket is here."

Only then did Father Shen stop and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Buy a condom for your son and daughter-in-law!"

"..." Father Shen hung up the phone with a "snap".

After a while, I called again: "Buy some for us too."

On the other side, the eldest son of the Shen family, Shen Wen, took the time to figure out that his mother's "catch rape" had already been accomplished.So he called, and as soon as he got through, he asked with concern: "Mom, did you see that dog?"

"What kind of dog? That's your brother-in-law!" Shen's mother scolded him on the spot, "You say you kid, what's going on! It's okay to say what your brother did with a dog, but he was looking for a person!"

Shen Wen was quite innocent: "Mom, I never said from beginning to end that his true love is a dog."

Mother Shen: "..." Thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is not.

Shen Wen said again: "Besides, Mom, his partner is a man, and he is a man who loves money like his life."

After hearing this, Shen's mother laughed even more happily: "It's a coincidence that this is not the case, our family is so poor that we have money left! Oh, so this child is tailor-made for our family! Blessed is Xiao Nai Now, I'm not afraid that his partner will abandon him now!"

Shen Wen on the other end of the phone was silent, as if...it seemed very reasonable.

Then, why not give the 5000 million meeting gift?

Here, Shen's mother is sharing her New Year's joy with her husband and eldest son through her mobile phone.On the other side, Ye Xiaojiu and Shen Nai in the villa had already soaked their feet together, and used the leftover ginger from Aunt Li's cooking.

"Hey, are you sure your mother will come back?" Ye Xiaojiu nudged Shen Nai with her elbow.

Shen Nai calmly controlled his mischievous hand: "If you didn't say you need a condom, there is a high probability that she won't come back."

Ye Xiaojiu sighed, "Blame me."

"Don't be upset, it's not a big deal." Shen Nai stroked his hair, "Sooner or later, I have to face her, but now it's just a little earlier than expected. Besides, with her personality, the fact that you are a human is enough She treats you like a treasure."

While speaking, the doorbell rang.The two looked at each other, took a deep breath together, and then got up together and walked towards the gate.

As soon as the door opened, the imaginary figure with still charm did not appear as expected.Instead, it was the Samoyed brought by Shen's mother.The big dog was holding a big plastic bag in its mouth, and there seemed to be a lot of things in the bag.

Ye Xiaojiu reached out and waved at it: "Hello, ex."

The big dog wagged its tail, and the handle of the bag in its mouth didn't affect it in the slightest when it responded to Ye Xiaojiu: "Woof~~"

Shen Nai translated it friendly: "Hello, the incumbent."

Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help laughing, and asked him, "What's its name?"

Shen Nai first took the bag from the big dog's mouth, and then said proudly: "The dog I raise must have a domineering name, named Alexander!"

Ye Xiaojiu looked at him, then looked at the silly dog ​​who was playing with playing with Shen Nai's trousers with his paws, and said very euphemistically: "It fits your temperament quite well, it looks like the dog of the Ba Zong's family." The pressure is quite high.

Shen Nai was full of complacency, and while letting Alexander in, he opened the bag, and then he fell silent.

Ye Xiaojiu went over to take a look, and saw a bag full of sleeves, from big to small, from spirals to bumps, from strawberries to apples, everything that one expects to find, there is always something that suits their size and preferences.

By the way, Mother Shen thoughtfully put two bottles of lubricating oil inside.

Ye Xiaojiu gasped: "What a waste!"

At least half of the wrong signs must not be used!

Shen Nai comforted him: "It's okay, my mother spent the money."

Ye Xiaojiu felt relieved.