Sword Net 3 love is in hand, I have the world

However, there is a chance to make up for everything, although such an opportunity came late...two years.

"I said you are not Lang Weixian? Isn't this a well-known thing in the company? You didn't see the young girl in the editorial department next door who had a spring heart a few days ago. You almost didn't engrave 'Assistant Editor, I There are no male tickets yet."

Yu Xianchen said while chewing the fish fillet: "I'm gay, how could I notice the 'little girl' in the editorial department next door."

"Working together for two years, you still don't know the birthday of your immediate boss, do you think it makes sense?"

"Doesn't this show that I am upright and upright, and I am determined not to engage in flattery and flattery?"

"Then why do you ask me what gift to give me today?"

Yu Xianchen: "..." Because the relationship is not as simple as before!

"As you know, Yang Papi has been staring at me a little bit lately. I'm trying to figure it out. I have to bribe him to take his attention away from me a little bit." Yu Xianchen gestured with his index finger and thumb The length of the distance can hardly be seen, "I am still so young, I really don't want to spend my limited personal time on fighting against my boss infinitely."

"I don't know what the boss likes. If I knew, I would have been on it a long time ago." Gong Xiaohui looked at her newly made nails, "Hey, what do you think of this red? I think it's a bit gorgeous. "

Yu Xianchen grabbed Gong Xiaohui's hand and looked at it carefully for a long time. Just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by Xi Lai's sword.

"Yu Xianchen, come to my office."

Yu Xianchen: "..."

After Gong Xiaohui was silent for three seconds, she said in a mournful voice: "Lang Weixian, you are right, you probably have no other way to reduce the boss's hatred towards you except by offering bribes. It's only Monday. You have been called in three times."

Yu Xianchen: "..." I obviously didn't do anything!

******

Gong Xiaohui, a dog-headed military strategist, was given up by Yu Xianchen, so he turned to games. There are many girls in the gang, and there are always one or two who are not single. Just ask them how they usually give gifts to friends of the opposite sex?

then……

The reality told Yu Xianchen in a cruel way, who the hell would stay in the game all day long to fight monsters and upgrade equipment if he had a male ticket.

[Team] The gang is a colon: If you want to ask about those who are in love, there are too many, but there are not many people in the gang who have boyfriends, and even if they do, they don’t hang out with us.

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: A gift?Yes, you and the boss are in the same company

[Team] Sang Buqi: I just want to give a gift that doesn’t look particularly eye-catching, and it must not make him feel that I want to spoil him

[Team] The risk is the risk of the colon: #Contempt as if you can get it if you want to

【Team】Sang Buqi: #谦见#刀

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: I haven’t heard that the boss has anything that he particularly likes.

【Team】The risk is the risk of the colon: Du Hao likes heads

【Team】Sang Buqi:...

[Team] Sang Buqi: Dare I have to take drugs and kill him?

【Team】Sanlu Milk Powder: Don’t listen to those who are unreliable

【Team】Cold is a colon: Okay, you have big breasts, you talk

[Team] Sanlu milk powder: #despise

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: Du Hao usually faces the computer all the time, why don't you give me a pot of cactus?

[Team] Sang Buqi: Will it be a little difficult to show up?

【Team】The risk is the colon's risk: I think it will

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: Ties, belts, etc., will they look too intimate?

[Team] Fake is a colon: The day after the gift is delivered, the fake relationship becomes the real one, remember to send matchmaker candy to Sanlu

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: #Contempt, don’t think I can’t do anything to you because I’m a nanny, believe it or not, I’ll beat you to death with Linglong?

[Team] The risk is the risk of the colon: #大笑

[Team] Sang Buqi: Forget it, let me think about it myself, by the way, when is his birthday?

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: ...

[Team] A colon is a colon: ...

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: On May [-]th, I will never answer you for the fourth time, so please remember it firmly

[Team] Sangbu Chi: #Stay

Sang Buqi carefully recalled the details of the daily work and life of this immediate boss who had exploited him for two years, trying to find the direction to get rid of the predicament. However, 5 minutes passed, except for Shuai, he could not recall it at all. Don't mention anything related to Du Ziteng.

Young birthday!I am gay so thoroughly I feel sorry for myself.

But, will this incident bother Sang Buqi all the time?Obviously not!After seeking help from the almighty Weibo and the omnipotent Baidu, he nodded heavily, went to Taobao to search for products and clicked to buy.

I believe the boss will be able to feel my fist (ku) fist (da) love (chou) meaning (shen) to him.

******

"What's the matter with the cactus on my desk?" Yang Tianqi just sat down, and found that there was a slight violation of his desk.

The assistant was sorting out the documents. Hearing Yang Tianqi's question, he said in a casual way: "Yu Xianchen from the Enterprise Design Department sent it in early in the morning. He said it was a birthday present, and it was wrapped in black wrapping paper. He brought it."

Hearing what his assistant said, Yang Tianqi caught a glimpse of the simple black gift box that was so simple and out of place among several colorful gifts that could smell a strong scent of perfume from a distance.

This color scheme...can't be a clock?But with Sangbuchi's ability, there is nothing he can't do.

Resisting the urge to hold the gift box to his ear and listen, Yang Tianqi cleared his throat and resumed his usual serious expression. He said to the assistant who packed up the files, "Go and do your work first. I'll call you if there is anything else."

The assistant raised his eyebrows, and looked at Yang Tianqi, who had issued the order of eviction, in a puzzled way. Usually, he was in the office at this time to sort out documents for Yang Tianqi and explain the itinerary. Starting to drive people away?

"What? Is there a problem?" Yang Tianqi waited for a long time without seeing the assistant move, so he asked again.

"Then... today's itinerary?"

"Put the memorandum notebook on the table, and I'll read it myself later."

If he didn't know that he was rejected by this time, then all these years of being an assistant would be in vain, so Wang Tao put down the folder in his hand and went out quietly.

In order to show that he was not so eager to know what gifts Yu Xianchen gave him, Yang Tianqi first tore apart the gifts that seemed to be from girls, such as lighters, cufflinks, ties, collar clips, etc. Yang Tianqi could count the old ones with his eyes closed.

This year's gifts did not introduce new ones, and Yang Tianqi felt very happy. He even thought in a distorted way that even if Yu Xianchen's gift box really contained a clock, maybe he could take the opportunity to feel the frightened mood. Surprise cousins ​​too.

However, the facts tell him that never underestimate the speed of surprises.

Yang Tianqi looked at the razor he was holding in his hand, smacked his lips, and secretly decided to reduce the number of times he found faults in the dust this week from double digits to single digits.

"Uh...Brother Yang, I didn't bother you, did I?" Wang Tao looked relieved at Yang Tianqi holding a razor. Did it open a door to a new world?

Yang Tianqi immediately put down the razor and asked solemnly, "No, what's the matter?"

"I just came to remind you that there is a meeting at 09:30 in the conference room on the ninth floor."

"okay, I get it."

"Then I'll go out first?"

"Okay... wait a minute!" Yang Tianqi suddenly stopped Wang Tao, and asked with a girlish (???) expression, "Do you know... what it means to give a razor on your birthday?"

Wang Tao: "..." Deputy editor, how about I give you a calculation?

"It's not easy, I'll give you a Baidu... OK! It came out! 'It means you are an excellent mature male in his heart' It sounds like there is a story about this razor. No, it's not like a male god asking The problem that came out, the image doesn't match at all! If you hadn't come to inquire, I really thought it was some young boy with a spring heart who was secretly paying attention to the meaning of every move of his crush."

Wang Tao: "..." No matter whether it's a spring heart, a teenager, or a secret love, it doesn't have the slightest relationship with the deputy editor, right?

Gong Xiaohui leaned forward and asked mysteriously, "Why? The male god's affection for that razor is very different from when he received other gifts?"

Obviously, Wang Tao didn't expect that there would be so many twists and turns in giving a gift. He just came to ask Gong Xiaohui, a constellation girl who is more familiar with this aspect, because he couldn't answer Yang Tianqi's question. He didn't expect to hear such an answer.

Thinking of this, Wang Tao's expression was slightly weird, and he said, "I can't tell, anyway...Brother Yang is not normal today."

"Hey, another ignorant boy is about to fall into the clutches of a high-ranking girl. Tell me, our male gods usually look serious, and everyone sends some high-end and elegant gifts as they like, but people just look at it." I am so tired after being hit by such a...down-to-earth thing."

"Actually...it's not as down-to-earth as you said. It's something you use every day."

"This even more shows that the girl is of a high rank! Think about it, you have to shave when you get up in the morning, and you have to use a razor to shave. Isn't this telling the male god in disguise that the first thing you do when you wake up every day is to think about it." Me yo'?"

Wang Tao: "..." What you said was so reasonable that I couldn't refute it.

"Stupid Baitian like us is destined to only let Gao Fushuai contract fish ponds for us in TV dramas." Gong Xiaohui sat down with a long sigh.

"By the way, less than?"

"Go to the bathroom, is the male god looking?" Seeing Wang Tao nodded, Gong Xiaohui said with a smile, "Okay, I will tell him when he comes back later, let him go."

"Row."

Looking at Wang Tao's back, Gong Xiaohui frowned, and muttered to herself: "Recently, the number of male gods looking for Lang Weixian is a bit... too much?"

When he got to the elevator, Wang Tao realized belatedly that he forgot to tell Gong Xiaohui that the gift was from Yu Xianchen, he shook his head and said to himself, "Forget it, it's a big deal. "

******

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: Don’t tell me, you really gave me a razor?

【Team】Sang Buqi: Yes

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: I will never be able to see you in this server again, Sangzi, why are you so obsessed with it? In order to challenge the authority, you put your wealth and life in it

【Team】Sambu Chi: #Contempt

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: I gave my boss a razor as a birthday present, can I interview you?tell me briefly how you feel at the moment

【Team】Sang Buqi: It's a bit complicated

[Team] The risk is the risk of a colon: The "complicated" point may be that the leader's brain waves are not in the same world as him, and he cannot understand the true meaning of his gift of razors. After all, not everyone has a brain wrinkle

【Team】Sambu Chi: #Contempt

[Team] The risk is the risk of the colon: #大笑

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: I don’t dare to think about Du Hao’s situation after going online

【Guild】[Du Ziteng] is online

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: ...

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: Some people are just so careless

[Team] The colon is the colon: why are you sending it in such a hurry, isn't it two days?

[Team] Sang Buqi: Probably in the spirit of stretching your head and shrinking your head, dying early and being born early, and 18 years later, you will be a hero again.

[Team] The risk is the risk of the colon: #Despise your psychological activities is also quite complicated

【Team】Sang Buqi: #大笑

[Du Ziteng] Apply to join the team

[Team] Du Ziteng: There are quite a lot of people

[Team] Sanlu Milk Powder: I quit the team to do a mission, you guys chat first

【Team】Cause is a colon: I will pass on a merit to my disciples, and I will retire.

[Team] Du Ziteng: ...Am I scared?

[Team] Sang Buqi: Maybe I was scared

[Team] Du Ziteng: #Contempt

[Team] Du Ziteng: I received your gift, it's not bad

【Team】Sang Buqi: It would be great if the boss likes it

[Team] Du Ziteng: How did you come up with this idea?

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Hahahahahahahahaha Madam is really so cute?Couldn't the boss see that it was a cryptic expression of "I want to send you the blade"?Joining the group is to ask for punishment, right?

[Guild] Lu Jiji: ...

[Team] Du Ziteng: ...

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Wrong channel

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Brush up

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Brush up

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Brush up

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Brush up

[Guild] Du Ziteng: Don't bother you, I've already seen it

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Madam, all my belongings [-]J have been mailed to your mailbox, please check it on time

【Guild】Sambu Chi: #Contempt

[Guild] Lu Jiji: Everyone is gone, I will delete the number #流泪

[Team] Du Ziteng: I said, why don't you give away so many electric ones now, but send one that needs to be replaced with blades. It turns out that's what you're thinking about. Why, you still want to send me blades at regular intervals every month in the future?

[Team] Sang Buqi: Is my explanation still useful?

[Team] Du Ziteng: What do you think?

【Team】Sang Buqi:...

[Team] Sang Buqi: Boss, just like what you taught us, everything has to be positive

[Team] Sang Buqi: Look, if nothing else, I just ask you if this gift is particularly ingenious?

[Team] Du Ziteng: For example, the ingenuity lies in the fact that others gave me birthday presents to make me happy, but you gave me presents to scare me in disguise?

【Team】Sang Buqi:......

[Team] Du Ziteng: Yu Xianchen, why didn't I realize that you are so smart in the past?

[Team] Sang Buqi: Boss, is this irony?

[Team] Du Ziteng: I thought you would take this as a compliment for your intelligence!

[Du Ziteng] Withdrew from the team

Your team is disbanded

Sambuchi looked at the head portrait of his friend who no longer existed and fell into deep thinking. What a crime he had committed to realize that a professional friend like Lu Jiji had been a friend for 800 years.

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