Bad Boy Farming

"Erniu, it's so fun here." Mengmeng lay on the table, leaning on the window to look out.

"Why did you bring the child?" He Ping opened the door and saw Erniu peeling eggs, presumably to feed the child.

Er Niu raised his head and asked, "Have all the goods been brought back? Have you cleared the order?"

"I don't need more. If I can't believe it, I don't need to do business." He Ping smiled and waved his fan.

Er Niu glanced at him, curled his lips, pretending to be aggressive!Said, "That's not the way to say it, just do what you should."

"Hehe, I like to do business with Erniu! By the way, the three boys who came with you have already eaten down here." He Ping tapped Mengmeng's little head with his fan, "Brother, brother here is delicious. Not much more, just order whatever you want.”

"Don't bark, this is my son." Er Niu held Mengmeng in his arms, stuffed the egg into his hand and said, "I'll take you to the street to play after dinner."

He Ping's eyes widened. Why didn't he hear the shopkeeper of Maoling County say, "He's your son? How could you have such a big son?"

"Why can't I have one?" Er Niu rolled his eyes, "Mengmeng, tell Uncle He, what do you call me?"

"Er Niu!" The child's small mouth moved, and He Ping almost choked on his own saliva.When he went to Erniu's house, he saw several children in his family who thought they were children of Erniu's relatives. At that time, he was full of things, so he didn't ask.

When Mengmeng saw Er Niu staring, she smiled and raised her face, "Daddy."

"It's almost there."

Hearing this, Qi Sheng couldn't help asking again, "Is that really your son?"

Er Niu: "It's not my son, can I take it wherever I go? By the way, why are you entangled in this? My son has nothing to do with you."

"Alas!" He Ping sighed, "At first, I thought, there is a younger sister in my family..."

"Same age as me, just married me, right?" Er Niu cut off his words.Mengmeng blinked her big eyes, and she didn't give He Ping a smile until they boarded the boat and went home.

He Ping was surprised, "Hey, you know everything?"

"Guess." Er Niu said, "Don't worry, I not only want to raise a son but also lead the whole village to become rich, and I don't have time to get married."

Even if he has time, he still has a son. If he really wants to marry his younger sister to Er Niu, his parents can fight him hard.Fearing that Er Niu would bring up this issue again when Zhangjiacun became rich, he said, "Then you pretend I didn't say anything."

Er Niu Xin said, who cares about you.

Seeing the little guy bring the food and a plate of neatly sliced ​​preserved eggs, Er Niu suddenly thought, "Dong He, leave me ten eggs and ten duck eggs."

"What are you going to do?"

Speaking of this dude, I get angry, Qi Sheng that bastard!

"The egg that my family originally wanted to give away was eaten by several children. Although I made a jar later, I was too busy these days and forgot. You see, I don't have to kidnap twenty of them from you. "

Mengmeng put down the spoon as soon as she heard that she came home, "Erniu, when are you leaving?"

"Have you missed Sword Bean and Mavericks?" He scratched the bridge of his nose with a smile, "Leave when it gets dark."

Just when Er Niu was holding the child in one hand and the egg in the other, he was looking for shopkeeper Liu in the cloth shop, Qi Sheng also came back from Qingzhou.

Shopkeeper Liu, who was going out to see off the guests, saw Erniu coming from a distance, and said, "Are you here to make winter clothes for Mengmeng? Don't do it. I have some semi-new thick clothes here. Although they are a bit big, your house Mengmeng can also wear it."

Er Niu didn't stand still when he heard the other party say so much without panting, and smiled and handed him the two boxes in his hand, "Shopkeeper Liu, I'm not here to talk shit today."

"Gah? Then why?" Shopkeeper Liu didn't expect that Er Niu would come to give him a gift, and when Er Niu had put the things on the counter of his house, shopkeeper Liu asked, "What did you buy? How much do you need for two dollars?" It’s packed in a wooden box, and it looks pretty nice.”

"This is the egg made by our village. It will be sold in Heji Restaurant tomorrow. I'll give you two to try." Er Niu opened the box with a smile.

Shopkeeper Liu saw that it was an egg and a duck egg that had changed color, "Hey, something will happen to you in your later life, my family is still short of eggs."

"Mengmeng, come, tell Grandpa Liu, is the egg delicious?"

The child pursed his lips, "It's delicious!" He reached out to take it, and Er Niu slapped his little hand down.

Shopkeeper Liu saw the back of the child's hand was red, and asked, "Does it hurt? You young man, what are you doing beating the child!"

"No matter how delicious something is, you can't eat too much." He also said this to He Ping, but He Ping glanced at him and said, if the egg is easy to buy, he will come to limit the supply!

Er Niu remembered that he was stunned at that time. Just as he was feeling that the ancients understood hunger and thirst marketing so early, He Ping said, "It's like you only sell two catties of five-spice powder to our family every time."

Shopkeeper Liu saw that Er Niu was so reasonable in beating the child, and said angrily, "I want to see how delicious your fried eggs are!" Then he asked the boy to take two eggs to cook later.

Er Niu raised his hand to stop him, "Just peel off the shell."

"Are you ready?"

Er Niu didn't speak, picked up the egg and knocked it on the counter, peeled it lightly, and a complete egg appeared in Er Niu's hands.

Shopkeeper Liu saw that Er Niu handed it to him, but he didn't dare to take it, staring at the somewhat transparent egg white, "Can I eat it?"

"Are you scared?" Er Niu said that he couldn't believe it.

Being so provoked by him, "Who's scared!" He picked up the egg and stuffed it into his mouth.Even shopkeeper Liu had lived most of his life, traveled all over the world for many years, and was shocked by what was in his mouth.

Erniu is satisfied.Every time he comes to make clothes for Mengmeng Chabu, shopkeeper Liu sells them to him at the cost price. If he hadn't said a few more words about Xianggan last time, he would still have focused on the small place of Maoling County.

Most of Liuji cloth shop is made of silk and satin. Shopkeeper Liu is a master who is not short of money. Er Niu wants to thank him for taking care of him so much, but he has never been able to produce anything.Seeing him go to peel the second egg, Er Niu secretly decided to give him another jar another day.

From the corner of the eye, I saw the child lying on the counter sucking his mouth hard, Er Niu's head was full of black lines, saying goodbye to shopkeeper Liu, and then went to buy meat behind Mengmeng's back, ready to let the child have a big meal.

When he walked to the entrance of the village with Mengmeng, he immediately lost the mood to cook a big meal.

Because Er Niu's status in Zhangjia Village is about to catch up with the God of Wealth, the villagers said as soon as they saw him, "Er Niu has come back, and the head of Qi has been waiting for you for a long time."

Follow the other person's fingers and look around, it's not Qi Sheng who is sitting under the big bare tree.

Before Er Niu could speak, Qi Sheng asked very naturally, "What are you doing in the county? Why did you come back so late?"

"Why do I seem to have nothing to do with you?" Er Niu, who has been troubled by Qi Sheng's confession for a long time, now runs away when he sees the righteous master, and comes back when he wants to, so naturally he has a bad face.

Qi Sheng came back again and was ready to fight Er Niu for a long time, as if he didn't see his black face, "The doll on your back is my nephew, can I not ask."

"Then take your nephew away quickly, don't be betrayed by me!"

Qi Sheng knew that what he said was angry, he hadn't seen Mengmeng for a while, and he missed it very much.

Er Niu felt his back lighten, and left with the meat and vegetables on his back.

Qi Sheng hugged Mengmeng and followed behind. It was very funny to see Er Niu walking faster and faster. Seeing the child chasing Er Niu with his eyes, "What have you been doing these days?"

"Sell fermented bean curd, and sell eggs." Mengmeng, who is almost four years old, already knows a lot of things. He has been running and playing with the children in the village these days. He has seen and listened to a lot, and the little person is more lively than before. a bit.

Qi Sheng was very happy to see Mengmeng's blushing and healthy face, and he was very grateful to Erniu, "What else do you do besides work?"

"Er Niu said he won't marry a wife, Second Uncle, are you going to marry me or not?" Mengmeng asked tenderly while hugging his neck.

get married?Qi Sheng paused, the sadness on his face was fleeting, "Did someone ask Er Niu to marry a new wife?" If it was only once or twice, no matter how clever Mengmeng was, she would not be able to remember it so clearly.

Mengmeng often hears from friends in the village that Erniu should not like him if he marries a wife.Mengmeng was never seen by her parents since she was a child, even if she didn't want Erniu to get married, the child was afraid that Erniu would hate him, so she never dared to speak.

The last time Zhang Sanqi and the others asked Er Niu to marry, but Er Niu said no, Mengmeng decided that she didn't like Zhang Sanqi anymore.He Ping asks Er Niu to marry his younger sister, and Mengmeng decides that he will also follow Er Niu to sell her ass in the future.

And the relationship between Mengmeng and Qi Sheng doesn't seem to be as close as he and Erniu, maybe it's related by blood, in Mengmeng's heart, the only uncle is the same as Erniu.He was afraid that Er Niu would not like him after he got married, and naturally he was also afraid that Er Niu would not like him either, just like his parents.

Seeing that he couldn't find anything to ask, Qi Sheng stared at him with big eyes and asked for an answer, "You said we will live with Er Niu from now on, okay?"

"Is there no second aunt?" the child asked.

Qi Sheng said: "It's just you and Er Niu, how about it?"

The child immediately smiled, and jumped up happily, Qi Sheng almost missed him.

Back at Er Niu's house, saw Jian Dou and Xiao Niu helping Er Niu wash the vegetables, "You take Mengmeng to play, I'll do it."

Maverick hadn't seen Mengmeng for several days, upon hearing this, he held Mengmeng with one hand and sword bean with the other, "Let's go, let's go to the ancestral hall to watch other people make eggs."

"What's the matter?" Er Niu saw the footsteps around him, "It's nothing, stay away from me."

"I heard from Mengmeng that you don't want to get married, is it because of me?"

The Youyou voice suddenly sounded, Er Niu staggered, Qi Sheng hurriedly supported him, it looked like Er Niu was leaning on Qi Sheng's arms from the side.

Er Niu suddenly felt that the air around him was thin, so he moved uncomfortably, "Let go!"

"Don't let go!" Qi Sheng got excited when he said that.Stretching Er Niu's waist with both hands, resting his chin on his shoulder, and regardless of how heavy Er Niu's breathing is, he said to himself, "You don't know how much I miss you. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and see you in the room. I'm alone, I can't sleep..."

Er Niu thought to himself, of course he couldn't fall asleep if he had too many dreams that he shouldn't have.But when he felt that the hands on his waist were getting more and more irregular, "Qi Sheng! Enough!"

"Not enough." As he spoke, he turned Er Niu's body with his arms, and Er Niu kicked him with his legs. The other leg of the cow.The center of gravity was unstable, Er Niu subconsciously grabbed Qi Sheng's clothes, Qi Sheng thought he was going to hit him, so he quickly put Er Niu down, and pushed him into the corner.